Joey and the Rainbow

by SkullFace

Joey thinks he can find gold and leprachauns will play your favorite song at the end of the rainbow.He,Yugi,and Bandit Keith search off for it.This storys kinda sad because something terrible happens to Keith.RR,please!!

2. Remember to review,please Chapter two

Chapter 12



"Where can we sleep?"Tea asked almost having a heart attack."I can't sleep on the ground!!"Joey groaned and rolled his eyes."That's the problem with you,Tea.You cant handle sleeping in dirty conditions.We have nownere to sleep,therefore we rent a hotel." "But what about clothes shopping?"Yugi asked."I need a Big,fancy outfit for when im in the spotlight!" Keith grunted."Heck,Cant we just rent us a suite and wash our clothes there?I like what I have on!"Joey thought this was a good idea."Yeah!We all look fine!Except,Tea,I think oyu need to put on your purple sparkly dress again." Tea held it up.It had a hole in it.Joey was sad.Yugi was looking up hotels in his phone book."Okay..."He said."Theres...Motel Six?" Everyone growned and shook thier heads.Bugi decided to try again."LaQuinta?"He asked."Maybe."Joey answered.So Yugi looked somemore."Hollywood Grand?"He finally asked. "Now your talking!!!"Tea said."I can get a makeover,and buy NEW clothes,and get a manicure!!!" "But wait."said Keith."Who here has the kinda dough it takes for it?"He asked.Joey thought.He looked in his wallet."Sorry.I only have 40 bucks to my name." Yugi looked in his."I only have 20."He said. Keith had 50."Well,If you remember right,I am now rich and famous.So,I have.......30,000 in my wallet." Everyone gasped."Think of yourself after you marry Weevil!"Yugi joked.But everyone knew Weevil hated her guts.And celebrity marrages never last.Too bad."I guess I could pay for it."Tea said."But Man,do you guys owe me big.You owe me like MANICURE bigtime." Yugi held up an emery board."When do I start?"He asked.He started to use it on himself."Queer!Queer!"Keith hacked.Tea slapped him."Shut up."She said."He may be really queer-like,but he went out with me so that means he's not queer." She didn't quite have a point,but joey said nothing. "So,"Joey said."Yug,call Hollywood Grand and make reservations."Yugi nodded and dialed them up."And while he's doing that,"Tea said."Im calling Weevil!"Joey slapped her phone away."Tea."He said."He doesen't like you.At ALL.He hates you.He wants someone attractive.Or at least like Mai.He's in love with MAI.Not YOU.Get that through your thick head." "But isn't REX with Mai?" "Yeah,but thats an entirely diffrent story." "Well,I dont care.Im going to keep on trying with Weevil." "Why?" Joey ignored her.Yugi hung up his cell phone."Okay."He said."We should start heading to the hotel right now;I ordered room service." Joey had only had room service at Kaiba,Rex,and Weevil's houses.He wondered how it was for yourself?He had come from such a poor family that it wasen't even funny.He had to borrow money from Kaiba mostly to help his parents pay thier bills.It was really a sad story.That was exactly why he wanted the gold at the end of the rainbow.He then noticed everyone else was walking away.He ran after them.

Mokuba was terrified.He had miserably lost the duel against Wee.Weevil had beaten him in 3 moves!"HA!"Bones said."Too intense for you,huh?"Mokuba took a swing at the brat. Weevil felt bad."Im sorry mokuba."He said."I just....coulden't keep myself from winning.Your...sucky,and Im a champ,and they just dont mix." Mokuba pulled himself up from the floor."I need lessons."He said."Bad." Bones had no room to talk."Me too."He said."Ive only came CLOSE to winning once,and that was because of Bandit Keith's coaching.I dont think I could ever come that close to beating Joey Wheeler again." Weevil tried to make them both happier."But you know what?"He said."I was once as terrible and discraceful as you at dueling!!!!" They both brightened up.'For how long?"Mokuba asked. "3 days." Mokuba went back to being sad."Hey!!!"Wee say."We can go to the casino!!!!Its a very happy place!" Bones growled."But were too YOUNG to go there,idiot!"He said."You are too!!!" "Ive been though."Wee said."They let me in only because Im a celebrity,though.Maybe the'yd let Mokuba in,he's a celeb.But,Bones...I dont know about you." Bones felt left out."Technically,that's agianst the law."He said."You see,if people get to bend the rules just because thier important,then what would this horrible world come to?" Mokuba growled."We dont CARE!Your always like'Oh Im so much better and smarter than you.'Well guess what?YOUR AN IDIOT!!!" Bones was hurt."Im no idiot!"He said."My IQ is 200...." Mokuba took no mercy."So what!?People who are mean,disrespectful and Vain are idiots!And you are every one of those thiongs,idiot!!" Weevil tried to think of a way to jump in.But it wasen't very good."Mokuba,Bones may be a big ol brat but he's no idiot." This made Bones feel even worse."Do you really think of me that way?"He asked."I'll have you know I try to use my smarts to help you,not offend you." "We would be just fine without you!"Mokuba griped.Weevil frowned.He thought of nothing to do but call Kaiba in."KAIBA!!"He yelled."Mokuba's not being nice." Kaiba stomped in."He's calling Bones an idiot."Weevil said."And he won't shut up." Mokuba tried to get Kaiba on his side."But Bones was being mean!He was being stuck up and showing off his smartness!!!" "Nuh Uh!"Bones said."He just jumped in and started calling me an idiot!!!" Kaiba held up a hand."Weevil,explain."He said. "Well,I was talking about a casino and then Bones says we're too young to be in a casino,and then I say they let me in,and then Bones said that if people in casinos let people in just because there important that the world would screw up,and then Mokuba gets all jealous and starts saying Bones is an idiot."Weevil explained. You could tell Kaiba knew that Mokuba was the whole problem."Hmmm..."He said,thinking of a way to handle it."Bones,you go and help Mai clean.Mokuba,you can sit on the couch and watch movies and Ill make a cake." Bones gasped."But I didn't DO anything!"He said."I wasen't calling him an idiot!" Kaiba shrugged."Who cares?If you did,you woulden't have called me to solve this problem." Bones grumbled and went down into the kitchen,and Wee followed."I don't wanna talk to you,Weevil."Bones said."You called in KAIBA." Weevil was sad,but still followed.Soon,Bones walked past the living room.Mokuba was sitting on the couch,eating Soapapias and watching Powerpuff Girls.It was an all new episode.Mokuba saw Bonesy watching the show from a distance."Bones,are you done CLEANING yet?"He asked."Be-cuz if not,your gonna be in trouble." Bones gave him the finger and walked into the kitchen.Mai was washing dishes."Mai."Bones said. Mai looked down at him."Yes Bones?"She asked."You really don't need to be bothering me,Im trying to clean up this house." Bones sighed."Kaiba says I have to help you clean this kitchen."He said."What did you do?"Mai asked. "Well,nothing.Mokuba was calling me an idiot and then Weevil told on him,but Kaiba made ME clean the kitchen and is letting Mokuba do watever the H*ll he wants!!!!" Mai was taken aback at his language."Um......Here,take this rag and you can go and hit Mokuba with it." Bones's eyes widened."Really?"He asked.Mai nodded."And if Kaiba gets you in trouble,Ill tell him the truth and say that if he doesen't make Mokuba clean the kitchen,then Ill leave." Bones ran into the living room."Mokuba."He said."Go clean the kitchen with Mai or Im going to hit you with this wet rag." Mokuba still watched the show."If you do,Ill tell Seto on you."He said. Bones smacked Mokuba with the towel."Hey!"Mokuba said."SETO!" Kaiba ran in."What now?"He asked."Bones hit me with the wet rag." Kaiba was furious."BONES!!"He yelled."You go do the whole kitchen by YOURSELF,and then scoop the yard of dog poop!" Bones didn't budge."Mai said that if you don't make Mokuba clean the kitchen,she'll leave." Kaiba had a major crush on Mai,and didn't want her to leave.But he didn't want Mokuba to have to scoop the yard and clean the kitchen."Mokuba."He said."You have to help me clean the kitchen.Ill scoop the yard myself." Mokuba and Kaiba left the room,Mokuba whining.Bones and Weevil slapped a highfive and sat down to watch Powerpuff Girls.

"This room is wonderful!"Tea gushed."It has 4 beds,a bathroom,a shower,and a kitchen!It's just like a very fancy apartment!!!"The hotel also had 4 rooms.It was a very nice looking one."But my sheets have FLOWERS on them."Bandit Keith said."I need diffrent sheets.I want Motorcycles." Nobody payed attention to poor poor Keif.So he called in room service.Bugi was trying to pick which shoes he wanted to wear for the night when they would be on T.V.Tea was getting her hair done and a manicure.Joey was picking a book to read."Hmm.."He said,looking at the children's books.He was so dumb,he could barely read."Hey Joey!"Yugi said."If I were you,Id pick a diffrent outfit." Joey called over room service."I need a proper outfit."He said.Room service went and returned with a Tuxedo."Youll look very manly in that."Tea commented."Now try it on." Joey went into the bathroom and tried it on.Then,he returned."You look very very dignefied,Joey."Yugi said."I think I want a Tuxedo,too."Keith took one look and burst out laughing."You look so Homosexual!!!!"He guffawed."I would never think you'd wear something so GAY!!!!!" Joey was hurt."Dont listen to him."Tea said."You look very nice.Now,you need to have your hair fixed tomorrow morning or youll look like a ragbag." Joey rolled his eyes."Im getting ready for bed."He said.He ran into the bathroom and changed into his pajamas.He came back out and got into his bed.But when he lifted up the covers,something caught his eye.There were snakes in his bed!!!He jumped out as fast as he could."Oh.I like snakes."Keif said.He picked one up.But,then he dropped it as soon as he noticed it was a Black Mamba,the most deadly snake alive today."Im telling the managers and seuing bigtime!"Tea said.She called in the manager."We found snakes in my bed."Joey said."Oh,sorry."Said the manager."We'll have them removed right now.And if you don't sue,we promise you....5 dollars." Tea called up her lawyer."Leave NOW."Yugi said.The man left,sad."Haha how funny."said Keif. "I really dont wanna sleep in here anymore..."Joey commented.Some people came in and removed the snakes."Sorry,Im still sueing."said Tea.They groaned and walked out.Joey got into his bed,all catious like."No snakes."He said.He tried to sleep,but smelled something."Do you smell that?"He asked."It smells like a gas station.Tea,please take some GasX." "ITS NOT ME,BOZO!!!!"Tea screeched."I think it's a......." "Look at the pink clouds!"Yugi said."And the nice feathery wings of the angels!Whoo-hoo,Im flying!!!" Tea sighed."Just as I thought.A gas leak." "No to mention Yugi's going nutzo."Keith said. "No,the gas makes you hallucinate."Tea said."Even though Hallucinating is quite fun.I hullucinated I could fly once,and it was so real!!!I thought I was flying over the city!But really I was running and my hallucination ended when I fell into a ditch." Everone laughed."I wanna hallucinate too!!!!!!!"Joey said.He took a deep,deep whiff of the gas.All the sudden,he was cane dancing on a yellow,fluffy cloud with lots of belly dancing beautiful women!All of the sudden,he fell off the cloud and into a lake which turned into a beer lake!!!!He was shoveling beer in his mouth!But then,his hullucination ended and Tea was pouring water onto his face."Joey wake up!"Tea said."It's dangerous to whiff gas on pourpose!We've gotta get OUTTA here!" Joey shook his head and sat up."Ohh...Ive got the most killer headache.."He groaned."Fun really smarts." He pulled himself to his feet.Keith tried to open the door."Uh-Oh."He said."Theres something wrong with the door." Yugi was scared."I think it's blocked!I heard them outside saying that the'yd dropped a China Cabinet!But we'll DIE if they dont pick it up!!!!" Tea began banging on the door."Hello?OPEN THE DOOR!!!!THERE'S A GAS LEAK IN HERE!!!!" Nobody answered.They must have been gone."Oh god..."Keith said."Im WAYYY to young to die.We all are!We've gotta find a way out!" Yugi looked tworeds the window."Looky!!"He said."A window!We're saved!!!"He pulled open the window.They were 5 storys up."Oh,it's hopeless!!!!"He said."Just let me die slowley and in my sleep." He fell to the floor and closed his eyes."No,Yugi..."Tea said.She pulled him up.Keith started to dig through his bag.He let out a huge yawn."Im getting sorta drowsy..."He said. Tea's eyes widened."Dont go to sleep!If you do,then youll die!!!!" Keith sprayed mace in his own eyes and started digging through his bag more."Ah-Hah!!!!!"He said."A rope!!!"He threw it down and tied one end to a bedrail."Okay."He said."We hafta climb down." Joey went first.He noticed he felt very very weak,and knew it was the gas at work.He clutched on the rope and tried sliding down.He let out a cry of pain as his hands were scalded and blistered.he almost let go of the rope,but very quickly caught it.He looked down.He was very very very high up!!!!He closed his eyes and began inching his way down.He let out a yawn.He almost fell asleep,but caught himself.He felt like he was just too weak to continue,so,in spite of his blistered hands he took a slide.He cringed in pain as he slid.He could feel the blisters popping and more reforming.Soon,he was close enough to the ground that he could just drop off.And that's what he did.A medical worker helped him sit in a chair.They waited for the others to slide down.Keith didn't look scared.But Yugi was having a big old nervous breakdown."Calm Down Yugi!"Tea kept saying.Yugi had almost fallen is why he was so scared.A newsperson came over and started questioning Joey."What were your first thoughts when you came down the rope?"She asked.Joey was happy.He might become famous!!

Back at the house,Bones and Weevil were still watching T.V.It was no 12:00PM,signaling that Powerpuff Girls was over.Bones began flipping channels."Nothing...Nothing..."He kept saying.As he flipped through the channels,he saw a familier face.He flipped back to it."Weevil!Isn't that Joey?"He asked.Weevil looked and his eyes widened."Oh my gosh it is!!!"He said. They all gawked at the T.V.The screen then flashed to Yugi."And YUGI!!"Bones said."And Keith and Tea!" "Guys!Come and see this!"Weevil yelled.Everyone came in.Mai saw them on T.V. "What happened?"Mai asked. "There was a gas leak."Weevil explained."They barely escaped alive." Kaiba was very worried about Yugi.He coulden't care less about Joey,Tea or Keith."Is Yugi alright?"He asked.Yugi seemed to be having a nervous breakdown."Well."Rex said."At least there okay." Mai agreed."Mokuba,Bones,off to bed." Now,Mokuba and Bones felt even more determined to go and find mr Maxamillion Pegusas."Mokuba,I think we should sneak out tonight,Weevil or no Weevil."Bones said."If we can,we should take him but if not no way." Mokuba agreed.Weevil ran up the stairs after them."guys,Im gonna go to sleep in the floor in your room tonight,Okay?I wanna go with you tonight." Mokuba and Bones had no problem with that."But."Mokuba said."Seto usually stays up until about 1:00.We have to stay awake until that time." Weevil knew Rex and Mai might be up longer to.......you know,but they would be in bed.So no problem.After they changed into thier pajamas,they turned off the light."So,what can we do until it's time to go?"Bones asked. They thought.And thought."Hey,Ive got an idea."Mokuba said."We can play the shape game!!!"Wee and Bones liked this game."Okay,Ill draw a shape first."Weevil said.He drew a lopsided triangle."That's LOPSIDED."Bones said."You have to make it STRAIGHT.Use a ruler." Wee used a ruler and made a perfect triangle.He handed it to Bonesy."Hmmm...."Bones thought.He then started madly scribbling.Soon,He was done.He lifted it up.It now said R.I.P. "But tombstones aren't triangles!!!!"Mokuba said. "Well,this one is."Bones explained.Mokuba nodded,but still thought it was a dumb idea.After a while,Weevil decided this was boring."Hey,let's see whose handwriting is neater!!!!"He said.He wrote his name.It looked like this:

Weevil

Bones and Mokuba laughed."That's sloppy!!!!!"Mokuba said."I can write better then THAT!!!!!"He wrote it.It looked like:

Mokuba

As you could planly see,his writing was terrifiying.More horrible then Weevil's."THATS not better then mine."Wee said."That's really sloppy!!"Mokuba was sad.bones wrote his.It looked like:

Bones

Everyone agreed his was the best.They thought of another game."Umm.....Lets Play the story game!!!!"Bones said."It's where we each write one line of a story until it's done!!"Everyone liked this.Bones started it like:

One day Bones,Mokuba and Weevil were walking down a dirt road.

That's boring!!!!"said Weevil."Ill make it more interesting!!!"He added:

Then,Weevil's brilliant mind came up with a plan on how to make a nice nice tent for them to stay in that night.

They kept adding stuff.Soon,it looked like this:

One Day Bones,Mokuba and Weevil were walking down a dirt road.Then,Weevil's brilliant mind came up with a plan on how to make a nice nice tent for them to stay in that night.Mokuba and Bones didn't like Weevil's plan,though.Bones decided that him and Mokuba would FORCE Weevil to favor thier ideas and take them into consideration.They gave Weevil a picture of Mai Valentine,and he fell in love with it and slept with it under his pillow each night.Mokuba decided that Weevil might let them go Sky diving if he gave him the REAl Mai Valentine.However,smart and VERY handsome Bones knew it was stupid to bring Mai,because she already had the stupidest guy alive for a boyfriend,Rex Raptor,and Weevil might go a little far.When Bones said this to Weevil's face,Weevil was very mad because he would NEVER go to far with a girl.Mokuba didn't beleive Weevil.Bones got very mad that Weevil didn't think he would go too far,and ended this story before it ended in a fight.

The End

"That wasen't right."Mokuba said."But did you notice it took up one hour to write that story?Now we can-" He was inturuppted when Mai walked in."What are you guys doing up,Mokuba and Bones?"She asked."I sent you to bed an hour ago!!" Weevil acted like he had been asleep."You two are going to be punished!!!"She said."As soon as I think of something!But for now,Mokuba,go and sleep with your brother!Bones,your coming with me." Mokuba groaned.It looked like they woulden't be heading out that night."But Mai."Bones said."I cant.I um-hafta-stay in here because.....I cant sleep in new places!And neither can Mokuba!" Mai shrugged."Whatever.Just go to bed."She said."And Weevil,if you dont get out of here,Ill hurt you." Mai walked out.Bones was happy.It looked like the'yd be leaving after all!!!!

Joey,Yugi,Keith and Tea were sitting on a bench in the hospital waiting for thier blood test results to come in.They had to make sure they didn't have blood poisening.The doctor's had wrapped Joey's hands up.Just then,a doctor walked out."Good news."He said."Nobody has blood poisening.You can leave now." Tea was very releaved."Yes!"She said."I can't STAND being in hospitals!You can hear people moaning and groaning and hacking!!!!" "I used to work here."Keith said."I worked with somebody who had Meningitus.I quit after I watched the person die......" Joey gasped."That must have been terrible!"He said.Keith nodded."Yep,But only because I saw her die.she was a real jerk." They wlaked outta the hospital.The hotel was giving them free room service because of thier gas leak."Ive got a great idea."Yugi said."Lets cross over to that bar over there,get a drink and THEN head back to the hotel." Joey wasen't so sure.He wasen't a drinker,and alcohal is what had took his mother's life."I dont know."He said."Being in a haspital might bring the memorys back about my mother." But Yugi,Keith and Tea were already running tworeds it,so Joey had no choice but to follow.They went in.Music blasted.Joey had to cover his ears until he was used to the booming bass music.Him,Tea,Keith and Yugi sat down at a table.Keith ordered 7 beers,Yugi ordered 2 and Tea ordered a wine cooler.Joey decided not to drink anything,because everything there had alcohal in it.Joey saw Keith looking over at a blonde teenager about his age playing on a pool table alone."I...think she needs some company."He said,and walked over to her.Yugi was staring at a man.Joey didn't even wanna START. "Joey."Tea said.Joey stepped out of Dreamland."What?"He asked. "Are you sure you wanna be in here?"She asked."You look a little sad,and I just remembered that your mother died from alcohal use." Joey shrugged."It's a little sad,but hey,I can cope." Tea still didn't feel quite right about it.She looked over at Keith,who was making out with the blonde on the pool table."Maybe we should break that up?"She asked Joey.But she noticed him staring at two men who looked awfully familier. "Doesen't that look like....?"Joey asked.Tea shrugged."I dont know,lets go see."She said.They walked over."Hey,you!"Tea said.One of the men turned around.It was Zigor!He had been....making out with Sid.What Keith had said was true.They were gay together."Uh...You didn't SEE anything."Zigor said.Tea frowned."Oh yes I did!!!"She said."I may not know you very well but I DO know Bones and no wonder he's so smart about......you know!!!" Sid blinked."You stay outta this."He said."You cant just BARGE into our lives and order us around!We LOVE eachother!!" Then Joey decided to step in."Being gay is wrong."He said. Tea slunk over and got Keith."WHAT?!"He asked."I was making out with....what's your name?" Tea groaned."Come here for a minute and see your old gang." Keith left the girl on the pool table and walked over to them.When he saw them making out he almost died."WHAT IS THIS?!"he asked."I knew you were gay but not like this!!!!!" Sid decided that they needed to get outta there.He grabbed Zigor's arm and they ran out."Uh......HI?"Bugi said,walking up. Keith mowed him down and walked over to the stand to buy another beer."This is gonna hurt in the morning...."Bugi mumbled.



"Hurry UP!!!!"Bones said.He had just jumped out the window,and was waiting for Mokuba to jump out."Your such a CHICKEN!"He said."I came down after only 2 hours!!!!"Mokuba jumped down,followed by Wee."Okay..."Bones said."Im trying to follow a mental map on how to pick the corect route in our current position." Mokuba and Weevil exchanged glances."In ENGLISH,please?"Weevil asked. Bones groaned."Your hopeless."He said."In other words,Im trying to remember how to get to Pegusas's castle from here." Weevil and Mokuba nodded.Soon,Bones came up with an answer."This way."He said,pointing.He shined the flashlight ahead of them. "What was that sound?"Weevil asked.Bones laughed."Your already wanting to go back?"He asked.Weevil shut up for a minute.Then they all heard it.A groan."DAH!"Bones exclaimed."What do you think it could be!?Oh man,I think it's a ghost!!!!" "GO!"Mokuba yelled.Bones inched himself forward,shaking and whimpering."Your such a wuss!!"Weevil said. Soon,Bones shined his light on something.It was a man.A DIEYING man."Please help me!"The man said.Bones gasped and bent down."Oh my gosh!!!"He said."Mokuba!Weevil,come see this!!!A diying man!" Weevil and Mokuba ran over."This man..."Mokuba said."Poor him.I wonder if he got mugged.Or-" Bones shushed him."Okay..."He said."Save your breath,Mr.Man.Im going to observe you and see what happened." He dug into Weevil's backpack and pulled out his microscope.He looked on the man's body for any bite marks.He soon found some.He used the microscope and zoomed in."Hmmm...."He said."I beleive these bite marks belong to a Rottweiler!!But who would release a Rottweiler on an innocent old man?" He then saw something coming out of the man's backpack."Lemme see that."Bones said. "NO!"The man exclaimed,swiping at Bones,Weevil,and Mokuba. Weevil just grabbed the item outta the man's hand and gave it to Bones. Bones shined the flashlight on it."This-it has a name on it.It says Maxamillion Pegusas!!This man robbed Pegusas's house!" Mokuba gasped."That's BAD."He said.Bones wanted to kill this man.But the man was already gored up enough.So Bones shined the flashlight on his face.The man died of fright. "Why'd you do that?"Weevil asked."We could have put him in jail and watch him curse at us through bars,but not be able to do anything because if he did he'd die!!!" "At least he got what was coming to him."Mokuba said.Bones took the what looked like a trophy and put it in Weevil's backpack."Ill take this back to Pegasus."He said. "I dont know why you want too."Weevil said."Pegusas is like-gay,or something." For the first time in his whole life of fifteen years,Weevil was RIGHT."Let's stop right here and get some sleepy time."Mokuba said."Im very tired." Bones and Wee agreed.Bones just went right to sleep on the gorund,But Weevil and Mokuba had to share a little quilt that Wee had shoved in the backpack.

The next morning,Kaiba got up.He had a very big craving for some Corn Pops.But when he looked in the cabinet,the worst thing of all bad things fell upon him.THERE WERE NO CORNPOPS LEFT!! He screamed so loud that Rex and Mai came running down.When they caught sight of him,he was running in circles saying,'Gotta have my Pops!!Gotta have my Pops!!' Rex and Mai exchanged glances.Finally,Rex stepped forward."Uh-Kaiba...."He said."I gave the rest to the gerbil." Kaiba looked over at the gerbil that was eating the cornpops.The gerbil swallowed the last one."NOOO!"Kaiba wailed."I must go to the convenent store and buy another box before I go senile!" He called the Limo driver as fast as he could and ran outside.He left Mai and Rex alone in the kitchen.Finally,Rex spoke up."Uh.....we're here alone..."He said.Mai frowned."No.None of that until we clean this house.Last night,we didn't get too.Now come help me polish the coffee table." Rex obedeantly followed.He began wiping the table.Mai looked at him."What?"He asked."Am I doing a good job?" Mai smiled."Not that."She said."But it really bothers me that we're cleaning KAIBA'S house."She said."We should have some spare time to do whatever we wanna." Rex had a puzzled look on his face."But.....uh.....Your the only girl that comes around here...."He said. "But Im not HIS girlfriend."She said."Im YOURS.Id clean your house anyday.But this is KAIBA'S house,and he has a maid.He only makes me do it because he doesen't wanna pay the maid and he know I dont ask for money." Rex liked the comment she had made that she'd clean his house anyday."But I cant go home now."Rex said."Mother knows I got it on with yet ANOTHER woman." Mai realized this was true.His parents were harsh."But you know what?If your parents get onto you,you dont have to listen to them." Rex got an evil look,making his handsome face look almost ugly."Yeah!!!"He said."Ill go home,and then,the'yll get what's coming to them.But for now,Im staying here." Before they could catch themselves,they were making out like crazy on the couch. Then,Kaiba walked in."Hey guys!It just so happens that the neighbors had some!uh....guys?" He walked into the living room.They were making out,and Rex was about to unbotton his shirt."REX!!!!!"He yelled.Rex stopped."Caught in the act..."He mumbled."What?" Mai haden't tooken hers off,thank god."Um...want some Corn Pops?"Kaiba asked.Rex nodded."Uh....Sure!!!"He said. Kaiba went upstairs to wake up Mokuba and Bones for breakfast.But when he walked in,he found only a note. It was in Bones's handwriting.And it said:

Dear Kaiba,Mai and Rex, We have left to find Maxamillion Pegusas,and ask him a question.Before you guys get all worried,I would just like to tell you that Weevil is with us.I know you dont think he's very smart,but I am.Weevil is strong enough to defend us,I beleive.Dont try and find us please;we will be home after visiting Pegusas.AND DONT CALL PEGUSAS'S CASTLE!!!!WE WANNA DO THINGS WITHOUT BEING WATCHED LIKE A HAWK FOR A CHANGE!!!!!!

Sincerley,

Bones,Mokuba and Weevil

Kaiba gasped."And they dont expect us to come?"He asked."How dumb can children be?Come on,guys."He was about to walk out the door."Wait."Mai said."Maybe thier right.We are always watching them,like thier 4 or something.I think we should let them do something wild and crazy for a change.If they haven't returned within a week,we can put out search partys.And dont forget,Weevil has a cell phone!!!!!" This made Kaiba feel so much better!"Okay."He said."But if my little brother dies,Ill kill you." Mai gulped."Umm....Maybe we SHOULD...um..call them later."She said.Kaiba was sad.He felt like Mai was being such an idiot!!!

Joey was dancing when Yugi woke up."Joey what are you DOING?!"He asked. Joey breifly stopped dancing."I was just thinking that tonight is the night that we go on T.V!!!!!!!!"He said.Yugi wasen't looking very forward to this.He was very nervous."I wonder who else will be on with us?"He said.He HOPED it wasen't Pegasus. "Wanna hear my song?"Joey asked.He liked this song."Uh....I guess."Yugi said."But-"Before he could finish,Joey began to sing it.It went like this:

"Jack and Jill went up the hill, to smoke some marajuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly And then said 'Do you wanna?' Jill said yes and dropped her dress, And then they had some fun, But stupid Jill forgot her pill And now they have a son!!!"

Joey sang.Yug was mortified."JOEY!!"He yelled."As I was about to say,I didn't wanna hear it if it was nasty or disturbing!And THAT was both!" joey didn't care on how mad Yugi was.Soon,Tea woke up."Boy,that song better have been a dream."She said."Because if it wasen't,lets just say the world is ending." Nobody decided to tell Tea the song was real."So,whadda you wanna do until the time where we get ready?"Joey asked.Yugi thought."Hmm....I like to duel but neither of you are enough of a challenge....Lets play on the N64." Joey agreed.He put in Pokemon Stadium. He decided to verse Yugi first.The winner went on to Tea."Okay.,.....Joey said.He began picking his pokemon.He chose Pikachu,Rhydon,Blastoise,Charizard,Venusaur and Gengar.Yugi chose Meowth,Raichu,Raticate,charmander,Dragonair and Vaporeon.They began to battle. But then,the breakfast came so they had to pause."Yummy..."Joey said."How I LOVE Flapjacks and Cheesecake!!!"He began to eat.He needed to eat alot because today he would be on T.V.Tea grabbed Joey's breakfast away."GIVE ME THAT!!"She said."Eating only flapjacks and Cheesecake will make you OBESE." "But That's not all that I eat."Joey said."I eat ice cream,cake,um....and other stuff!" Yugi rolled his eyes.Tea looked at Yugi."You look so UGLY when you roll your eyes." Yugi was sad."Really?"He asked.Tea nodded.Yugi wiped his eyes."YOU CALLED ME UGLY!"He said.Tea nodded."Sure did."She said.Yugi let out a long whine."YOU HATE ME!!!!"He said.He was crushed.He loved her.Tea was puzzled."It was just a comment.........."She said."Not meant to make you cry like a girl." "Wel,it did!!"Yugi sobbed.Tea took no pity on him. Joey watched."Uh.....Yug."He said.Yugi bawled and buried his face into the sheets.Tea finally decided to SHUT HIM UP!!!!!! "Yugi."She said.Yugi shot his face up from the covers."Yes Tea."Yugi said,in his normal cheery voice.He had a tear stained face."Um...Yugi..........................Your not ugy." Yugi was happy."Hey,Ive got an idea."Joey said."Let's wake up Keith and play truth or DARE!!!" Everyone liked this idea."Okay."said Tea.She woke up Keify.They began playing."Okay.......first dare."Joey said."Tea,I dare you to....."He whispered something in Tea's ear."NO WAY!"She said.Joey nodded."Oh,alright."She said. "Yugi?" Yugi turned his head from watching a butterfly."Yes Tea?"He asked. "Um.......I jsut wanted to say I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yugi forgot they were only playing a game."Really?!Thats so COOL!!Ive loved you for years upon years and-" He noticed everyone staring at him."Uh-Yugi."Keith said."Remember?It's only a game?" Yugi was SAD.So SAD,he decided to hide under the bed."Uh....Come out,it's your turn Yug."Joey said. "No!"Bugi said.He was being stubborn. Joey threw a rake under there.They heard Bugi screech.Yugi came out."You cheated."He said."I wanted to stay under there." Joey liked it when Yugi wasen't bothering him.

"If you don't wake up.....Ill break your video games in half!!"Weevil said to Mokuba.Mokuba didn't wanna wake up."No."He said."It's only 11:00.I usually sleep until 12:00." Bones was eating a fruit.He threw a rotten peach at Moe Moe.That woke him up."I want a fruit."Said Mokuba.Bones shook his head."No.Thier MINE."He said.He bit into one.It's juice hit Weevil in the eye."AH."He said."That smarts.Can I have one?" Bones shook his head."No.Find your own.There in the tree above us." Moe Moe and Wee looked up.There were no peaches left!!!"but you took them all,you fat hog!"Mokuba said.Bones didn't like being called a fat hog."I was HUNGREY."He said."And I wanted you to starve." Weevil was sad."You wanted us to starve?"he asked. Bones smiled."No,not really.Look,if you REALLY want a peach,I guess you can have one.ONE."He said.He bit into his peach.But when he removed it from his mouth,the noticed something.There was half a worm in it!"AGHHH!"He screamed."I ate half a worm!!!!BLECH!" Mokuba and Weevil laughed at Bonesy.Bones stuck a finger down his throat and made himself barf all over the ground."There it is."He said. He went and drank some water from a stream."This water doesen't taste right."He said.He looked down.It was stagnant!!!He spit the water out all over Wee and Mo Mo.He grabbed a cantene(I dont know why he didn't drink form it in the first place.)and washed his mouth out. "Okay."He said."I dont think we should eat anything else out here.The sooner we get to the castle,the sooner we can eat so COME ON!!!" Mokuba got up,but Wee was shoveling dirt in his mouth.Bones took in a deep breath,then shreaked,"GET UP YOU BATTY OLD CODGER!" Weevil stopped in his tracks and got up."I shoulden't be bossed around by someone younger then me."He said. "Yes,but I shoulden't be bossed around by someone DUMBER than me!!!"Bones shot back.Weevil decided to shut his mouth.Bones walked as fast as he could to get away from Wee. Weevil was sad."How come you dont like me?"He asked. "The answer is simple."Mokuba said."Because your an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!" Weevil was so sad."I know someone who does like me."He said."Her name is Tea!Maybe I should call her!" Bones shook his head."I like you,Weevil.And Tea's dumb.Dont ever go out with her,speak to her or LOOK at her.Yugi said when he was going out with Tea it was terrible." Weevil didn't wanna beleive Yugi."But Yugi........He doesen't know anything!And besides that,he's queer."Bones didn't listen.On his opinion,Yugi was very nice."Well,opinions are like @$$holes nobody wants to smell yours."He commented. Mokuba took out a map."Okay,what's this star?"He asked.It was obviously a compass rose."Uh,that's a compass rose."Bones said."The N stands for north,the S for south,the W for West and the E for east." But there was still some other letters."What are these?"Mokuba asked. "Those arent important.There not Cardinal.But the NE stands for Northeast,the NW stands for North west,The SE stands for south east and the SW stands for southwest." Mokuba nodded.How confusing!"Uh,Can you run that by me again?"Weevil asked.Bones payed no attention. "Uh,Bones,there's some line.It says,"One of these lines stand for 200 miles."Mokuba said. "Duh."Bones said."It's easy to know.If your gonna be such an idiot,give me the map." Mokuba handed Bones the map."Okay.............If we're...OH,I DONT KNOW WHERE WE ARE!!!!!"He exclaimed.Mokuba and Weevil gasped.Bones?Being confused?Stuff like that didn't happen. "Wait."He said."There's a....store over there..." He looked up the store on the map."Okay."He said."We've gotta about half a mile left to walk."He said.Mokuba and Weevil sighed in releif.

"We should be there by sunset tonight."Bones said."And if we RUN,we'll get there even faster!Com'n!" Weevil,Mokuba and Bones started to run.But after about 5 minutes,Bones and Mokuba were tired from trying to catch up with Weevil."Weevil,slow down!!"Bones said."If you don't,me and Mokuba could get such a large stitch in our sides that it caused tissue damage!!!" Weevil stopped and sat down."Im tired."He said."So Im going to sit down right here for a while." They all sat down.Bones layed down."Im gonna watch the clouds."He said."Thats always fun." A cloud uncovered the sun and the sun shined in his eyes."AHH."He yelled,sheilding his eyes.Mokuba was looking stright into the sun."It hurts my eyes,but Im looking at the sun."He said.Bones gasped."NO!Dont look directly into it,youll go blind!It's too bright." Mokuba stopped."Ah,that smarts."He said."I can see colorful shapes." Bones knew that was a sign that if he had looked any longer he would have went blind. Weevil was digging...with his HANDS.He had a pretty good hole coming on."WEEVIL!!!!"He said."If you dont quit,you could get WORMS!!!!!!" "I like worms." Sometimes,Bones felt like he was older than Weevil."Weevil,you wont like THIS kind.They...um...lay eggs inside of you and the worms that hatch from the egss come out your other end." Weevil nodded."Gross."He said.He washed his hands with the cantene.Bones started to look at the clouds again."That cloud...it looks like a bird."He said. "I found one that looks like a manatee."Moe Moe said. "I found one that looks like my mother."Weevil said.He was pointing at the one that Moe Moe thought looked like a manatee.Bones and Moe Moe said nothing.But they were both thinking the same thing,and you can probley guess it.They were thinking Weevil was an idiot.

"You know what?"Mai asked."I think that we should call Pegusas's castle and see if they have gotten there yet." Rex rolled his eyes."For goodness sake woman,WEEVIL is with them.He may be stupid,lazy and mean but he's still a teen.He likes you,and knows you would want him to keep them safe." Mai haden't known that Weevil liked her."He does like me?"She asked.Rex nodded."Yeah.But too bad I got to you first,huh?"he asked.Mai said nothing."Weevil's an okay guy."She said."He may be dumb,but that doesen't matter.He's handsome,a good duelist and he is RICH.He doesen't waste his money,either." Rex was sad.He waisted HIS money.Kaiba came outta the kitchen."Who wants to try one of my cinnamon rolls?"He asked.Neither Rex or Mai wanted to try it,but Mai decided too."I will."She said.The cinnamon rolls were burnt pitch black.Kaiba handed her one.It was as hard as a rock and it smelled TERRIBLE.Mai bit into it.She SWORE that a tooth chipped.When she bit into it,liquid surged into her mouth."ICK!"She yelled."What did you put in these things?" "Ummm....I put alcohal and tobacco for a extra spice...."He said.Mai all the sudden wanted another bite.She ate the entire thing."must have another!"She said,and got another.Rex reached for one,But Mai hissed at him and he backed away."MAKE ANOTHER BATCH!!!"She screamed,eating the last up."But I don't remember the ingredients.........."Kaiba mumbled.Mai grabbed him by his shirt collar."I said MAKE ANOTHER BATCH!!!!!" Kaiba made a soldier salute and went into the kitchen."Okay....what did I use?"He asked himself."I cant remember what drugs and toxic drinks I used!!!" He just put PCP and XXX wine.He then added the normal cinnamon rolls ingredients. "Thier baking!!"He reported.Mai ran in,turned off the oven and ate them all raw."MORE!"She said.Kaiba was tired of this.It was getting way outta hand."NO!!"He said,not knowing what drunk/high people could do."I WONT MAKE ANOTHER BATCH!!!YOUR GETTING HIGH!YOU MIGHT DIE!NO!NO!NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Mai wasen't expecting that.She lunged for his throat,but he grabbed her arm and threw her outside."You can come back in when your sane."He yelled. He heard her banging something against the door."Boy,Im scared."Rex said."I think Ill have some Kool-Aid." Kaiba rolled his eyes.Just then,Mai banged through the door.But she looked perfectly fine."Um...weren't you just madly insane a second ago?"Kaiba asked.Mai had a puzzled look on her face."Not that I remember."She said."I just remember being outside.I dont know why." Kaiba didn't wanna say why she was."Uh.....yeah,life is weird."He said."Whadda you say I make some....Cookies?" rex jumped up."Uh,let's just have some ice cream!Grand old store bought ice cream!" He was very aware about the dangers of Kaiba cooking anything. He remembered back when his grilled cheese sandwhiches tasted like 'They had come back from the grave.'As Bones put it.And they were.They were so NASTY. Rex got some ice cream outta the freezer."Who wants chocalate?"He asked.But then,he noticed that Kaiba and Mai weren't in the kitchen anymore."Uh,Guys?"He asked.No answer.He walked in the living room.He saw them....................................WATCHING A MOVIE TOGETHER!!!!!! Rex lunged forward."No way!Kaiba get away from her!!!"He said."Just because you cant get a girlfriend doesen't mean you have to start hitting on mine." Kaiba was hurt."But....I was just watching the Lion King!I had no idea she was there." Rex growled."Just put it this way."He said."DONT EVER SIT BY HER AGIAN!!!" Kaiba was fine with that.He thought she smelt bad.

"You know what?"Joey said."This is getting outta hand!This game is evil!!!"Keith,Yugi and Tea exchanged glances."I show oyu an EVIL game."Said Keith.He pulled out a Quija board."W-What's that?"Yugi asked. "It's a game that's supposed to tap into the future."Said Keith."But I dont know if It really can.Let's try it." He got it out.He turned off the lights.Tea lit some candles and the put the candles around the board. "Okay."Joey said."Ill ask it the first question.Let's make it a test.Um...Is My hair Blonde?"He asked the board.Joey placed his hand on the peice.It moved to yes."EERIE!!!!!"He said. "Let me try a HARD question."Yugi said.He put his hand on the peice."How many duels have I won?" The peice moved over to the 1,then the 2,then the three."It's right!I have won 123 duels."He said.Everyone was evry convinced it worked. "Okay,Um.........Who will win on the T.V show tonight?"Tea asked it.It moved the the J,then the O,then the E,then the Y."Yes!"Joey said,only to be shushed. "Okay..."Keith said."Um......Is Yugi really queer?" The Quija moved over to the yes."Uh!"Yugi said."I am NOT queer!I luv Tea!!!" "Okay,then Is he bisexual?"Keith reasked.The peice stayed on the yes."Why me?"Bugi asked. "Your turn Yug."Joey said."Ask it something really hard or farfetched like,ask it if Weevil loves Tea!!!!" Yugi nodded and placed his hand on the peice."Does Weevil love Tea?"He asked.The peice moved over to the no.Tea growled.She knew that she could change all that."I can make him like me!"She said."Ill ask the board about that!"She placed her hand on it."Will Weevil end UP liking me?"She asked it.But before it could start to move,they heard a crash.Tea removed her hand from the peice."What was that?"She asked. They all went outside.There was a man standing there with a cupboard fallen on his foot.He was screeching.IOt had crushed his foot."Poor man."Said Yugi."But who cares.We dont even know him.Let's go in and tell stories." So they did."Um..let's tell an IMPOSSIBLE story."Said Joey.Everybody liked impossible stories.Even me.Even Keith. "Okay..once,a man found Tea anf fell in love with her!!!"Said Joey.Tea was crushed."But Yugi..."She said "Yugi doesen't count."said Keith."Bisexual,remember?" Tea was mad.She stood up,ripping her skirt.."Nice ones."said bugi.Tea slapped him out.Joey laughed.She slapped him,but not hard enough to make him almost die."Okay."She said to Keith."Do you want some?" Keith had been asked this question before,but on a diffrent topic."Uh,Yes."He said.Tea smacked him."You did it wrong!!!"said Keith."It's supposed to feel GOOD,not hurty." "Hurty's not a real word. "......" "Im going to leave here!!"said Tea."Im going to go and see Pegusas,and HE'LL help me fall in love!!!" Everyone(Except Yugi,who was knocked out)laughed.Yugi woke up."What about Pegusas?"He asked."I want him to be my lover." Everyone laughed even harder."Im gonna go see him and he can find me someone."She said.She stormed outta the room.They watched her call the limo driver and have him drive her."She's nuts."Said Keith."Pegusas wont help." Yugi was sad."Dont insult my dear dear Pegusas." Everyone laughed again. "I think I want some oysters."Keith said."But Id better not because hotel oysters are ALWAYS rotten.I dont like rotten oysters.So how about we just order a cake?With a stripper?" Joey shook his head."The cakes fine but NOT the stripper."He said.Keith was sad. Joey ordered a cake.Bugi was watching a man out the window."Yugi,uh....thats Tristan."said Joey.Yugi still stared longingly."Then,since he's my friend he'll be my man!!" He yelled to Tristan out the window. "HEY TRISTAN!!!!WANNA BE MY LOVER!!!?!" Tristan,who was carriying flowers to his own house(for his mother I suspect)Eye's widened,he dropped the flowers and he ran. Bugi was mad."I NEEDA LOVER!"He said. "I NEEDA GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Keith screamed,putting so many exclamation points into it I cant count them(Bummer.) But nobody liked Keith because he cheated with at least seven people at a time.Poor Poor people he cheated on. Poor Poor Keith. "I needa....a....cake."Joey said."And here it is." He took a big handful outta the cake. "Put that back."Yugi lectured.Joey spat it out back onto the cake.They had to order another one.AH.

"WE'RE FINALLY HERE!!!!!!!AHAHAHAHAH!"Bones screamed."No more,No it's this way or no it's that way,now we're at the castle and I CAN HAVE A BREAK!!!!" They walked up to the door.A guard stood by it.It was Kemo,a pinchfaced,ugly brown pointy headed dude. "Hello!!!"Weevil said.Kemo said nothing. "He's like a STATUE."said Mokuba."Should we wake him up?" Bones took out a permanent marker and scribbled on his face. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING???!!!"Kemo asked.Bones jumped off,alarmed.When Kemo saw Bones's face he freaked."AH!!A ZOMBIE!GO RIGHT IN MR.ZOMBIE WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!oh,hi Mokuba." Mokuba waved."Our friend Mr.Zombieguy says that if you don't let us see Pegusas ASAP,then he'll disembowl you." Kemo let them in."Just as soon as he's done with this one girl that came in."He said. They walked into Pegusas's living room.As soon as Weevil saw who was on the couch,he freaked."TEA!!!!" He screamed.Tea looked over."Hi Weevil!!!"She said,pushing Moe Moe and Bones outta the way. "Hello."Weevil croaked. "IM ABOUT TO SEE PEGUSAS!!!!"She screamed. "Good for you..." "What are you doing?" "askin' him something." "Im asking him to help me find a man!!How about you?" "None of your buisness." "Oh,I guess it isn't." "E-hem!!!!"Bones said."Your so rude,um.....well,I cant thiink of any insults but your RUDE." Tea looked down."Shut up."She said."I never liked you." Bones kicked her in the shin. "OWAHHHHHHHH!!!!"She screamed.Wee and Moe Moe laughed at stupid Tea."That wasen't funny!!!"She said."You just wait!!When I ask him how to attract someone,oh man your dead!!!" Weevil blinked."If your settled on me,you might as well get unsettled because I want someone pretty." Bones and Mokuba burst out laughing.Tea said nothing."If I insult him,then he'll SURELY never like me,but some boys like the mean ones." So she decided to get mean. "How yeah?"She said."At least Im not a nerd that talks like a rusty gate latch and has a nerdy haircut and doesen't know anything!!!" Weevil was sad."Oh how sad."He said."And just when I was at the peak of my times.I knew you were a horrid b*tch,but I didn't know that much." Tea was sad.She went and sat on the couch.Wee felt very very bad."You know."Mokuba said."That was REALLY bad to say to girl." Weevil was very sad."I dont care."He said."She's ugly,and she's like,AVERAGE.What rich guy like me wants to date someone average in looks and money?" "YOU KNOW WHAT???!!!I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE POOREST GIRL IN MY OLD CLASS!!!!"Mokuba screamed.That had been his last straw.Weevil blinked."Oh my god."He said."Whats her budget?" "her dad gets 5 dollars a week." "What about her mother?" "She dont work." Mokuba had proven something."But,Im still gonna insult her all I want.Shes ugly." Bones was trying to make her feel better by dancing."Bones,that's not working if you haven't noticed."Weevil said.Bones sat on the couch by Tea."Get away you skull faced little freak."Tea said.Bones was sad."You called me a name!!!"He said.Tea nodded."I knew you were dumb but not like this."She said.This was the worst insult ever to him.He began to cry. Mokuba laughed."Ha ha."He said.He moved back onto Wee. "Okay."Mokuba said."If you go on a date with her,then Ill stop bugging you."He said.Weevil's eyes widened to the size of dinner plates."Go out?With her?But,l do suppose that you are rather annoying....Ill say yes next time she asks me." "NO!!!"Mokuba said."YOU ask her." Weevil,mumbling,slunk over to her."Uh,Tea?!"He asked.Tea's head shot up."What?!"She asked. "Uh,could you....you know....go out with me?"He asked.Tea's face brightened."Really?"She asked."You?With me?SURE!!!My praying worked!!" Weevil didn't wanna shatter her dreams,so he didn't say a word about Mokuba's deal with him.

The Lion King was over."Gosh,I love that movie."said Rex."Whadda bout you Mai?Mai?"Mai was staring over at Kaiba.He was staring back and they both had desirable looks on thier face. "MAI!!"Rex said.Mai snapped out of it."What?What?"She asked."Um....Can you color with me?"He asked. "NO!iM NOT GONNA COLOR WITH YOU!!!"She snapped.Rex gasped. "But I will..........Uh.................lets go into the room."She said.She grabbed Rexie's arm and drug him up to one of the guest room.Rex got ready to strip off his vest,but she wasen't doing anything."Rex,we need to talk."She said."Okay....."Rex groaned.He sat down. "Rex,I keep thinking that...uh.....We need to uh....SPEND ALOT MORE TIME TOGETHER!!!!" She didn't intend to say that at first,but she coulden't get what she really wanted to say out."But we are together all DAY."Rex said."We're ALWAYS together.How much more COULD we be together?And NO,I wont sleep with you every night.So,what was it you REALLY wanted to say?"He asked. Mai ran out."Wait!Where are you going?"Rex asked. "Um,Im hungrey."She said.Rex could swear he heard her say,"Uh,yeah thats it,hungrey..."Under her breath. Rex walked out."Kaiba,where's Mai?"He yelled down.But when he looked down,Kaiba was gone outta the living room."huh?Kaiba loves T.V...."He said to himself.So he walked up to his room and knocked on the door."Hello?"He asked. "WHAT!!"He heard Kaiba snap.He thought he heard someone else in the room. "Uh,Where's Mai?"Rex asked. "Uh,she's...she went to the store.I think she said something about....getting you a present." Rex didn't buy that."I think Mai's in there with you."He said.Kaiba opened the door.He had lipstick all over his face.Rex gasped."HUH!!!"He said.He looked behind him.Mai was there.Her own lipstick was smeared all over her face.Rex was astonished."My own girlfriend?"He asked."Cheating on me?"He ran up the stairs.Mai looked after him."I KNEW I shoulden't have done this...."She grumbled."This is just terrible.Id better go tell him." She knew Rex was so sex-driven he'd let any girl he was mad at talk to him easily.She knocked on the door of the room that she heard him sobbing in."Uh,Rex,it's Mai."She said.Rex opened the door."Hello Mai!!!"He said.He looked perfect except for a wet face. "Rex,I needa talk to you."She said. "I know that part....."Rex sighed.Mai sat down."Okay,Rex,I....uh...wanna break up."She said.Rex gasped."But why?"He asked,in a teary voice."I love you!!!!" Mai was heartbroken."Well,I like Kaiba now....."She said.Rex was very very sad."Why are you breaking up with me for him?!"He asked."I told you Id give you all the money you needed,but Kaiba's so greedy he woulden't give a penny." "I know,I know,but it's not money that matters right now."She said."Sorry."She walked outta the room and left Rexie crying. She walked in with Kaiba."Okay."She said."Ive got it all sorted out."

Kaiba didn't feel like kissing right now."I dont think Im in the mood."He said."I mean,you just CHEATED!How can I tell if you wont cheat on me?I mean,you didn't tell me you were still happiely together!!!!" Mai smiled."I cheated for YOU,right?"She asked.Kaiba hated to admit she had a point.They began to make out.Rexie was watching through the door. "Oh no."He said."My own girl.Or should I say EX girl.This is bad.But I wont be sad." A second after he said that,he burst into tears.He ran down into the living room.He turned on a movie.It was Walking With Dinosaurs.He coulden't stand to watch dinosaurs right now,though.He decided he would call home and say he was going.But as soon as he dialed the number,Mai came thumping down."What are you doing?"She asked."Why are you going home?" Rex put the phone down."Cuz Im sad that you cheated."He said.He didn't sound mad at all.But she could tell he felt like popping off her head and shoving it down the drain. But he felt like killing Kaiba even more. "Mai,how could you?"He asked."I thought you loved me.You acted like it.Thats kinda mean how you faked stuff." Mai walked out."Im tired of your crap."She said."I cheated on you.Haha.Big deal.Find someone else.I hate you.But not as a friend.Your still my best freind,right?" Rex laughed."HA!"He said,and walked up the stairs.

Joey had eaten the most peices of cake.He was stuffed."Gee."He said."I wish I haden't have eaten all this stuff." Yugi was looking out the window and yelling out to the men,"Do you wanna be with me?"Most men just turned away.Either that or ran away.Keith pulled out his wallet."Look!"He said.Joey looked."A drivers license?COOL!!!"He said."Maybe you could drive me and Yugi to some places?" Keith didn't wanna say that he coulden't drive very well.It was a wonder he had passed the test."Uh...I guess I COULD drive us to the gameshow tonight..."He said."But Tea's not here.We would have to go on with 2 other people." Joey didn't have a problem."Aw Well."He said."It's going to be very fun!!!!Ive already picked out my suit and my hairstyle!" He obviously wanted a girlfriend.Yugi grumbled."If you want a girlfriend so badly,then why didn't you knock up Tea when she was here?"He asked.Joey was taken aback."Tea?NEVER!Shes my friend for one thing,and ugly!" Yugi didn't know about the last part.But Joey was right. "But I didn't bring a car..."Keif said."Ill hafta steal one.But I have plenty of experience in stealing things." Joey and Yugi stared at him."Well,I usta steal stuff like cheapy bottles of wine and go carts..."Keith mumbled.He didn't want them to know that his motorcycle had been stolen."But what about our horses?"Yugi asked."We can't just leave them here!!" Keith didn't know about that.Wheezer sucked pretty bad."Uh,I don't know.Im leaving mine behind.If Joey wants to take Harley,let him."Joey thought.He never really liked horses,because he thought they were scary,but they were pretty neat.He finally decided. "I think Ill leave him here."He said."Or,ride him to some homeless person and let the homeless person have him." But when he looked outside,both horses were gone."And,I guess that's already happened..."He said.He wasen't sad at all. Yugi was looking at a scorpian in a cage,and shuddering."Whadda you doing that for?"Joey asked. "Because Im scared of scorpians."Bugi replied. "Then why are you looking at one?" "Because they ask you what your afriad of." "Why not lie?" "...." Joey decided that Yugi was stupid."IM not scared of anything."He said."I could just BARGE right through a haunted house and not be scared." "But you could be dead."Keif said."Well,ghosts only harm you mentally."Joey said."I might be crazy as a loon,but not scared." Yugi and Keith exchanged glances."Hey Ive got a dinosaur toy."Yugi said."Wanna play with it?"He grabbed it outta his backpack.It was a very moony-eyed Dino,and Rex haden't wanted it because it was too cute.He had given it to Yugi."Let me see that!!!"Keith said.He looked at it for a minute then popped it's head off."My dinosaur!!!!"Bugi cried."How could you hurt him?" Keith began popping off it's limbs one by one.Soon,it was just a body.Bugi was histerical."But my good friend Rex gave that to me!!!" "Rex isn't your good friend."Joey said."I heard him say that you were a queer and he hated you." Yugi stopped crying."Alright then."He said."I dont like Rex much either.He talks to funny." Joey turned on the T.V.The football game was on."Wow!"He said."I want to watch this!" But then,the channel changed.He turned around and saw Keith with the remote."Hey!"He said."I was watchin' this box that can make you fat first!!" "It's...called a T.V Joey."Said Yugi. "Oh.I guess takin' Marajuana made me dumb.*snort*" "No surprise..."Keith mumbled,and flipped the channel back to Joey's football.Joey watched it."YAY!"He said."Rameriz is winning!!!!" Yugi or Keith had no idea what he was talking about."Uh,how about we go and...get ice cream?"Keith asked. "After the games over." "How long does it have left?" "3 hours." Keith was sad.He sat down on the couch and fumbled with a pipe cleaner for about 15 minutes.He looked up to see what Yugi was doing.Yugi was playing Legos,and looked like he was having alot of fun doing it. "Can I play too?"He asked. "No."Bugi answered."It's a one player game." Keith saw that he was playing Lego soccer and kept changing sides and chanting,"Youll never beat me!Wahahahaha!!!" Keith rolled his eyes and decided to watch the game with Joey. "Dont you have somewhere to be?"Joey asked,obivously annoyed. "No.Why do you ask?" "Because I want you away from ME." Keith didn't listen."Hey,I was just demanding something."Joey said."If you dont wanna listen,well then we cant watch football!"He turned the T.V. off. "Ha-Ah!"Keith said."You just turned your own favorite show off." Joey hated to admit that he was right."Well guess what."He said."Now we have to watch Barney." Keith was happy."I like Barney."He said."I used to have to watch it with Bones constantly." So Joey flipped the channel to Pokemon.Keith almost melted.

Bones,Mokuba,Tea and Weevil were in the back of a limosuine searching for a resturant."Um,that's decent."Tea said,pointing to a Don Pablos.Weevil shook his head.Because he didn't really like her,he didn't wanna take her somewhere as fancy as the Revolving Restrant,but he didn't wanna take her somewhere as cheap as Don Pablos Either.Bones whispered something in his ear."Uh,lets go to a chinese resturant."He said."And just order anything you like;Im not a tightwad like Kaiba." Tea laughed and ordered the limo driver to a stop.They walked in.It was pretty.Weevil cursed at himself inside his head. Mokuba scribbled a note to Weevil so that Tea would not hear.It said,

Why did you get this fancy when it's a fake date?

"I didn't know!!!!"Weevil whispered.A chinese woman walked up."Hello."She said."Ill guide you to your table.And we have a ballpit for children,if you wanna leave the little ones there." Bones and Mokuba exchanged glances."Sure."Weevil said."They'd LOVE to go."Bones and Mokuba grumbled and followed the woman.Soon,they were guided to there seat.Weevil decided to pretend that he didn't have much money."Oh rats!!"He said."I meant to put 100,000 in here,but I accidently only put 100.So,we have to eat cheaper." Tea leaned over and looked in."Do you need a new perscription?"She asked."There's alot more then 100,000 in here!" Weevil grumbled."I guess I do!"He faked. A woman came and took thier order.Weevil wasen't talking to Tea."Why aren't you talking?"Tea asked."I thought youd be talking after hiding your love for me after a long time." Weevil almost broke his secret right then,but hushed himself up."Uh......................I justa......I have a....sore throat!"He said,slopping a lie together. "Oh."Tea said."But when I have a sore throat I still talk." "Well,my..a...............I just dont like to talk." Tea nodded and thier food came.Weevil had only ordered a coke."Id think youd order a lot more on our first date."Tea said.That was almost Weevil's last button."I DONT LIKE....Chinese Food." Tea nodded.She doused her shrimp in salt."UGH."Weevil said."You just dumped like that whole thing on your food.Your gonna get fat,and youll be a hog,just llike Rex's mother." Tea pretended like she haden't heard that."Rex's mother is nice."She said. "No,she's a hore.A prostutut." Tea crumpled up her face."Oh look."She said.They have flowers painted on thier walls.Id love that.Id-" Weevil stopped paying attention.He saw a strange spice on the table.He decided to give it a try.He put some in his mouth.It was so hot he had to drink his entire coke."Great."He said."I wanted that." He didn't wanna pay anymore on a phony date. "Uh,Im gonna go see Bones and Mokuba,and you just...eat." Tea nodded,but did think this was wierd.Weevil walked into the playroom.Bones and Mokuba weren't even inside the ball pit."Those balls are hard!!!!!!"said Mokuba."Bones threw one and KAPOW!!!It hurt!!" "Ha ha!"Weevil said. He heard a baby get it's head cracked open by one."Geez,thats unsafe."He said.He just dodged one that a baby threw. Tea walked out."Hi."She said."Why did you just leave me in there?" That was Weevil's last straw."I DONT LIKE YOU!!!!I ONLY WENT ON THIS DATE BECAUSE OF A DEAL MOKUBA MADE ME!!!!"He screeched."NOW COULD WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE CASTLE AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED?" Tea was hurt.Weevil had said that in front of his fans.A girl caustiously walked up to him."Autograph?"She asked. He asked her name.Then he jotted down: im gonna kill you while your in bed tonight.-Weevil Underwood The girl brought the autograph to her mother.The woman walked out."Nice way to say it was fake."said Bones. Weevil shrugged."I know." Tea didn't even look sad."Your not sad?"Weevil asked. "No.I expected it."Tea said. "Darn."Weevil muttered.Bones was playing with something on the ground.Mokuba walked over."What is that?"He asked. "It's a toy truck I found."Bones said."But it's paint is all scratched.And that really doesen't matter,because Im just playing with it." He rolled it across the ground and made car noises. Mokuba wanted to play with the car."I want to play with that."He said."You dont deserve it." Bones was sad."Well,I found it first so you have to wait your turn or find your own." Mokuba didn't wanna do either."I wanna play with THAT one."He said."So give it to me right now.Im bigger and stronger then you,so I could beat you up whenever I wanted." Bones obviously wasen't afriad."Go and....suck an egg."He said."I was playing with this car first,and you cant just barge up and take it.thats not right.Its not right to steal.Bones doesent like people who steal." He kept making car noises."You know what?"Mokuba asked."I dont CARE what you like." Bones ignored him. "Ill teach you to ignore me!!!!"Mokuba said.He grabbed the car away from Bones. "Hey,thats mine!!!!"said Bones."If you dont give it back,Ill crack your shin in half!!!!" Mokuba ran into the ball pit.Bones didn't want too,but anything for his car.He jumped in.He dodged several balls that Mokuba threw."Ha-Ah."He said."You cant even hit me."He threw one at Mokuba,but Mokuba caught it."Next time,ill crush your car with one!!"He said.Bones thought."You woulden't."He said."Because you like it too." "JUST WATCH ME!"Mokuba exclaimed,and crushed the toy car."My car!"Bones said."I didn't like what you just did to me." "Like I said I dont care what you like." Bones growled.He chunked a ball at Moe Moe with all his might.Mokuba caught it and threw it right back.The ball soared right through the middle of Bones's hair. "That was close."He said.He went outta the ball pit.He didn't wanna die. But he didn't see the ball that Mokuba threw at him from behind.It hit him in the back of the head.He fell down."AHHHH!"He screamed."That hurt!!!!" He began to cry.Mokuba laughed."Hahahahahaahaha!!!!!"He said."Look at the crybaby." Bones threw some dirt in Moe Moe's eyes,and Mokuba began to cry too. Weevil heard and walked over."What in the world is going on?"He asked. "Mokuba hit me in the head with a ball!!!!!!!"Bones cried."And now I have a hurty head!" "Well Bones threw dirt in my eyes!!!"Mokuba whined. Weevil was confused."How did this get started?"He asked. "Well,Mokuba took away my toy car and then started to throw balls at me."Bones said. Weevil wasen't mad,but he remebered a long time ago Kaiba had said to dicipline him proplerly if he ever did anything bad. "Uh....You....How does Kaiba make you get diciplined?" "He makes me stay in my room." "Then when we get to Pegusas's castle again,youll go to your guest room." Mokuba grumbled.

When Mai came up,Rex was singing.He stopped."Oh,hello Mai."He said."Im singing a song called Lots of Happy Moos.Wanna join?"Mai knew that she couldent sing."Uh...No thanks."She said."I wanted to tell you I made cookies." Rex threw her his guitar and ran out.Kaiba came up."Why are you touching what he touched?"He asked."Thats nasty." He had a messed up brain."What are you on?"Mai asked."I was about to put it down."She put it down. But she did have to admit that Kaiba was alot more boring then Rex. "Uh....lets go have cookies."They walked downstairs.Rexie had eaten all of the cookies already."Im so sorry!!!"He said,not directing that at Kaiba.He hated his once best friend now. "Ill just make some more."Mai said."But Rex cant have any." Rexie made a sad face."Please?I only ate them all because I was lonley." Mai didn't know why he would be lonley."And why were you lonley?"She asked.Rex thought."Um...because now I dont have a girlfriend."He said. "Well,Ive gotta admit Kaiba's a little more boring then you,but still it was really hard for me to love you conserdering we were best friends before our relationship." Rex haden't felt that way at all."I was never bored with us!"He said."Heck,I still love you now!!" Mai and Kaiba walked out,and left Rex sitting on the couch.Rexie was heartbroken.He decided to call the one person who made every feel better and was a very positive person.He decided to call Bones.He picked up his cell phone and dialed Bones's number.It rang a couple of times."Hello?"said a voice on the end of the line."Look,Im kinda busy so....." "BONES!It's me,Rex!!" "Oh Hi Rex,I didn't know,I got the caller ID off boss's cellphone......So,what's the problem?" "Well,Me and Mai broke up."He said. "And you want me too......?" "I want you to talk some since into Mai."He coulden't see Bones's face,but he could tell he was startled."Uh,I think that's where youll have to take care of it."He said."But if your not absolutly sure,then when Im back tomorrow,or the next day consedering Weevil and Mokuba are whiners,then Ill talk to her." Rex was happy.He had already decided that he woulden't even try."So have you seen Peguasas yet?"He asked. "No.We're in his castle right now." "Oh.And tonight at 7:00,Joey,Yugi,and Bandit Keith will be on the Gameshow Truth or Dare.I cant wait to see Joey fall into a pit of scorpians or fall into stingray infested water!!!!" Bones laughed wryley."Uh,Im gonna go now..............................."He said,and hung up.This made Rex terribly sad.Just when he was getting into a decent conversation.And he thought Bones would actually HELP him. He turned on a movie.It was his favorite,The Muppets on Treasure Island."Oh Boy."He said. Mai and Kaiba walked down."Whadda you doing watching THIS?"Kaiba asked."This is dumb.I watched it with Mokuba and Bones once.Not even THEY liked it." Rex coulden't tolerate Kaiba any more.He chunked a coaster at him. "AWWWW!"Kaiba screeched.The coaster had hit him in....that place. Mai and Rex both laughed."MAI!!!QUIT LAUGHIING AT ME AND HELP ME UP!!!!" Rex hit him in the nuts again,and again and again.Him and Mai kept laughing,until Mai realized he was in serious pain.She slapped REXIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"Rex exclaimed.Kaiba began to bawl and ran up into his room. Rexie pouted out his lip."You hurt Rex!!"He said. "I dont care!!"Mai said."Your a fat ugly slob with no purpose in your life!!!!" "I have a purpose!!!"He said."It's to uh.....um......DELIVER to you women!!!"Mai shrugged."I guess your right."She said. Rex nodded."Because Im always right and YOUR A SCAG!!!"He stepped on her foot. She didn't even move."And that's the best you can do?"She asked.She took the tall pointy heel of her high heeled shoe and stomped on Rex's foot.She grinded it into it. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"R exie yelled,certain that he heard a crack.Mai lifted her heel from his foot.Rexie peeled off his sock and shoe.It was all purple."You b*tch."He said."I could sue you so bad.....I could hire the best lawyer around.Im rich.And your so poor that you coulden't even get a lawyer.I think Ill call mine right now." He picked up his cell phone."NO!!!"Mai yelled."We're so poor that we coulden't afford it!!!" "But you deserve it!!!!" Mai stuck her big nose up into the air."Ill have Kaiba pay."She said.Rexie put down his phone. "Now I have an advantage against you."She said. Rexie got so sad,he ran upstairs and decided to join Kaiba in crying.Mai ran upstairs."Rex,whats wrong?"She asked. "Whats Wrong?WHATS WRONG?!"He sobbed."You just all the sudden dumped me and crunched my foot and said horrible,terrible things!!" Mai realized this was true."I guess your right."She said."Im very sorry.But Im even more sorry for Kaiba.Kaiba,lets make out." Her and Kaiba began making out.Kaiba was making the groans louder,just to make Rexie jealous. Rexie decided that he didn't like being tormented anymore.So he grabbed a knife and.........began cutting himself.Mai looked up from her making out."Rex?!"She asked."Quit that!It's considered a mental illness!!!" Rex cut himself harder and faster.Mai grabbed the knife away,took Kaiba's jacket off and began to soak up Rex's blood."You need a mental doctor!!!"Mai said.She put Iodine on the cuts."ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"Rexie screamed."Get it off Get it off Get it off Get It OFF!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaiba was shreaking becausxe his jacket was getting stained."SHUT UP!!!!"Mai screamed.They both froze."Rex,your acting like a child and Kaiba,your acting like an INFANT!!!!!!!!!" She put bandages on Rexie's cuts and gave Kaiba his jacket back."But I cant put this on."He complained."Rex bled on it." Mai gave him a windbreaker that belonged to Mokuba. "I cant fit in this!!!!"He said."And if I tried,Id rip the seams and Mokuba would be mad.This is his favorite Pikachu windbreaker." Mai just stopped caring about his jacket.

Joey,Keith and Yugi were getting ready for the gameshow."Oh,Im nervous."Joey said."Ive never been on T.V before.I hope Ill be famous." Keith rolled his eyes."Its nothing.Ive been on T.V when I battled Pegusas for the first time." Joey wasen't so sure.He already had his tuxedo on,but it didn't make him look anymore handsome because that's impossible.He combed his hair back."How do I look?"He asked.Yugi and Keith burst out laughing."HA-AH-HA- AH-HA!!"Yugi said."You look so stupid." he looked up at the clock."Weve got a whole 15 minutes to get there!!!Call the limo driver right now!!"He said.Keith nodded and dialed.Joey put on a whitestrip,even though he didn't need it for the teeth or breath. Keith was wearing his same clothes because he was considered the most handsome man alive in TIME magazine,and he thought he'd look good with anything on.Even Joey's tuxedo.(Just a little joke.) Keith put away his cell phone."He's on his way."He said."Im gonna go and......a.........shave." He walked into the bathroom.He decided to play a little trick on Joey."A leprachaun!!!!!!!!"He shouted.Joey ran in."Where?Where?"He asked.But he saw nothing."You trickster,You'll see.Ill laugh so hard whenever you cant complete a dare because your too chicken." Soon,Bugi called out the driver was there and They walked downstairs.Joey tripped and fell down the stairs,tearing his tuxedo and messing his hair.When he got up,he was a mess."Oh no."He said."Now Im all messy for the show tonight.I guess Ill just hafta wear my undershirt." He took the tuxedo off and his undershirt was now in view.When he tried to stand up,he found it hard. "Ow."He said."That didn't feel too good." He pulled himself to his feet.He was goggly.He felt like jumping like a deer.He had knocked himself temperarly insane. They walked into the limo."To the Truth or Dare studio,please."said Yugi.but the driver just laughed."There?Thats clear outta state!!!"He said. Joey gasped.They had sighned up without seeing which city it was in!!!!!!!!! "Uh.........maybe we could go to......................Texas Billards?"Keith asked.Joey shook his head.He felt stupid. "Lets just go back inside."He said.He walked up the stairs.He found it hard because he was still in the pain from falling before. "I need the gold at the end of the rainbow."He said."Then I woulden't hafta sign up for things like that." They went into the hotel and turned on the T.V. When he clicked it on,he saw a familer face.The Limo driver!!!! "guys,come here!!!!"He said."That limo driver was on America's most Wanted!!!" Keith and Yugi ran up. "If we had been in that car one second later he would have kidnapped us and sold us!!!!!"Joey said.Yugi swooned and fainted.Keith almost did,but caught himself."I wish that Kaiba,Rex,Weevil or Mai were here......"He said."They used to be spys.They could kick butt.Then,maybe I woulden't feel so terrified." That gave Joey an idea."That's it!!!!!"He said."If we can become spys,we can soon get enough paychecks to FLY on a plane to the end of the rainbow." Yugi woke up."Are you crazy,Joey?"He asked."You cant just tell a plane,'Fly to the end of the rainbow!!'its crazy!!" Joey frowned."We can fly to the closest city."He said."Then we can just walk from there..." Keith regognized one serious flaw."Joey!!!!we cant possibly find Lakeside,the city where Spy Headquarters is located!!!" Joey knew the way by heart."We can walk.I know the way by heart."He said."If youd just be cooperative,then we could get there quick." Keith and Yugi agreed."OK."said Yugi."But if Agent Bills still the leader there,get your assignments done when he asks and then hell be nice.But one day off and he'll fire you." Joey knew the terms and conditions,he just wanted that money so bad.He thought of getting the gold,and hed get the correct amount from being a spy real soon because spys got paid alot. "Who cares."He concluded."Im gonna get the gold." Keith rolled his eyes.Or,you could TELL because you cant see his eyes. "Thats piffle."He said."Theres no gold,Im just here because I need friends." Joey turned it to the homemaking channel.After watching for a long time,he got so tired he had to go to sleep. And his dreams were terrible. When he sprung awake in the middle of the night,he knew he had to get to spy headquarters as fast as he could.He just had too.All his dreams were about murderers and Yugi. They were about Yugi's queerness.He couldent beleive that his best friend was bisexual!!Like Olivia Newton Jhon!!!he shuddered.But what he saw Keith doing in the floor made him even more scared.He was.............PLAYIJNG VIDEO GAMES!! "Comn,you freak!!"He was saying to the character. "Keith?"Joey asked."WHY are you up at 2:00 in the morning playing VIDEO GAMES!?" He heard Bugi let out a snore."Shut up!!"He yelled.Bugi's snoring ceased. "I playing for this."Keith said.The turned around and showed Joey something.It was a big....fluffy...white.....CHINCHILLA!! "AWWWW!!!"Joey said."Whered you find that cute cute chinchilla?"Joey asked. "I found it under the bed."said Keith,in a whisper."Why are you whispering?"Joey asked. "So this chinchilla wont wake up and kill me."He answered. Joey nodded,but knew he was mad. Yugi snored."SHUT UP!%^*&%*!!!"Keith yelled.Yugi rolled over and started to drool. Joey started to drool.Keith thought they were all nutzo.

Pegusas walked into the dining room,with Lilly at his side."What do you need?"He asked."Well,We have come to ask you a question."said Weevil."Is there really gold at the end of the rainbow?" Pegusas just stood there."Well How should I know?"He asked."I dont know how that rumor about me being wise happened.But Im not.Im stupid.Ask Lilly." Lilly saw Bones and Mokuba."Is that you Bones?The one who got beaten up?"She asked.Bones nodded,embarresed as heck. "And Mokuba,the one who was trying to wake up Kaiba?And from T.V?"Mokuba nodded. "And I saw You,Weevil,on T.V.The celebrity thats a big snob,and on the Teen Choice awards you said something so greedy but you still won?I remember you.Who couldent." Weevil liked her knowing who he was,because who didn't? "I guess we have no point here...."said Tea.Lilly looked at her."And you must be Weevil's girlfriend."She said.Weevil was shocked."NO way."He said."I have no girlfriend.Im single.But I wont stay that way for long,consedering Mai broke up with Rex!!She promised me she'd get together with me after Rex because she likes me." "Ive got some bad news...."said Bones."She's with Kaiba now." Wee almost died. "You know what?I want outta here."said Mokuba."It;s too colorful.The colors hurt my eyes." Lilly seemed sad."First,treat yourself to a meal,please."She said.They agreed.Mokuba and Bones dived for the cookies.They shoved them in thier mouths.Bones coulden't eat very much usually,but decided if he stopped then he'd die(I dont know why). Soon,Moe Moe was all full."Im done."He said."If I eat another cookie Ill burst." Bones kept shoving things in his mouth."Are you trying to get rid of your resemblence to a skeleton?"Mokuba asked. Bones nodded."I dont need it anymore."He said.Soon,Weevil and Tea were also full.But Bones kept eating. Mokuba was awed."He's younger then us yet can eat more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"He said."What's up with that?" Soon,he got his answer.Bones couldent.He had overeaten.He puked everywhere. "That was.....very relieving."Bones said.He tried to grab another cookie but Pegasus swiped the tray away."Whyd you do that?"Bones asked.

"Because I want them."Pegasus said.He ate every one.Bones looked at him with an evil look in his eye. He grabbed a tin plate with surrated edges. "BLADE RINGS!!"He said,and threw it at Pegusas. Pegusas dodged it."How about you....spend the night here?"Lilly asked."Ive prepared rooms for all of you." Bones and Moe Moe were very very tired,from eating cookies.She guided them to thier rooms.They were sharing one,but it had two beds in it.Bones jumped on one that had clouds on the sheets,and Mokuba's had chinchillas."You know,I hate chinchillas."said Mokuba."You wanna trade?" But Bonesy said nofin."What are you doing?"Mokuba asked.Bonesy was playing with a car.He was making noiseys. Mokuba didn't have nothing to say. Meanwhile,Weevil and Tea decided to share a room but not a bed."I get the bed."Said Weevil."Im the one that goes through alot."Tea agreed,becasue she though if she ever disagreed then he'd never like her.She was in bad need of advice."Im gonna go and change into my pajamas."Said Weevil.He walked into the bathroom.Tea was sleeping on the fold'out sofa.Lilly had already fixed it up for her.She stared around the beautiful room.She noticed a picture up on the wall,the very same picture that was hung all over the castle.A picture of Cynthia.She didn't know why this didn't bother Lilly,she must have been a very understanding person!Pegasus had lost Cynthia on thier wedding day.She had been shot.He tried to perform several seances,but he always was stopped by Croquet or Kemo saying it was wrong. Weevil came out."Go change,Its not very comfratable sleeping in normal clothes."He ordered."NO longeries or suggestive stuff." Tea nodded,but in her head was thinking,'RATS!!!' Weevil saw the picture of Cynthia,and decided to be naughty.He took a black permanent marker and stood on the bed.He marked a mustache and a beard on her.He marked acne,too.Tea came out in a longerie."WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LONGERIES?!"Weevil ekclaimed.Tea walked over to the couch-bed."Quit fussing.This is the only gowns Cynthia had.I think Pegasus is just a horny old man." Weevil threw her a very long shirt."Put this on over that."He said."Im not sleeping in a room with a someone in a longerie becasue it makes me exited!!!" Tea didn't know what he meant,she didn't even get the jist of it."Well,you should be because Ive gotten up tickets to the opera!!!!" Weevil rolled his eyes."Not THAt kind of exited."He said."Which I dont know why I am because I dont like you very much."He rolled over. Tea sighed.She heard Mokuba and Bones squealing."SHUT UP!"She yelled through the wall.Moe Moe came in."WE DONT WANNA GO TO BED!!!!!!!!!!"He screamed at the top of his lungs,causing Pegasus to walk in.He saw the picture on the wall."CYNTHIA'S PICTURE!!!!!"He screached."WHO DID THIS??!!!" Weevil knew Pegusas would beleive anything,so he slipped a black marker in the mouse's mouth."CLEO!!!"Pegusas yelled."My own mouse!!!" He then carefully inspected the marker on the picture."Wait.."He said."Cleo has a RoseArt marker.This is a Sharpe." Weevil beckoned to Mokuba.Mokuba walked over."What?"He asked.Weevil shoved the marker into Mokuba's hand.Pegusas saw Mokuba with the marker."MOKUBA!!!!"He said."Of all people,YOU,nice YOU,would scribble on My beloved's face!!!"

Mokuba was shocked,and mad at Weevil."I didin't do this!!!"He said."Weevil shoved his dirty marker in my hand.See,It had Weevil's name on it!!!" Pegasus took this into consederation.But he wasent mad.He ripped the picture outta its frame and replaced it with another."G'night."He said. As soon as he walked out,Mokuba knocked Wee out.