A.N.: wow..I mean WOW. Geez "da gang" do you hate me THAT much? Oh well.I
am not really raggin' on the trio. If anything I am just exaggerating how
the movie treated them, stupid low-lifes. But don't worry. I think I see a
comeback in their future. Anyway, DANG I needed to update. Sorry fans. I
have been so beaten down with homework and projects (one of which I
couldn't buy any real supplies for on account of this sniper guy keeping
every mother walking on eggshells. I wasn't allowed to go out and buy
anything good.Oh like any of you care.)Anyway, sorry for the wait. When I
did have a few moments, I typed up an explanation for my lateness but then
I couldn't get on fanfic for some reason..yadda yadda...*trails off and
story goes on without her*
~~~~The Pridelands~~~~
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...Nobody knows my sorrow-." Zazu sat in a ribcage next to Scar's bed of rock singin' dat melancholy tune.Scar finally did us all the favor of interrupting him.
"Damn it you friggin' annoying bird! Shut up! For the last time, you can't sing! I have been telling you this for years!"
Zazu scowled at the grumpy pants monarch and continued with his little rendition of "It's a Small World."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Zazu hushed and thought again, "Hmm, I've got a love-el-ly bunch of co co nuts deedle lee dee dee, there they are standing in a row."
Scar caved in and joined the melody. Zazu mumbled under his breath, "Uh, at least he doesn't ask me to do what I had to with Mufasa-"
"Did you just say Keipasa?" Scar leapt at him.
"No."
"Or maybe kielbasa? I loooooves me some kielbasa."
Zazu rolled his eyes. It seemed to him as the years rolled on, that Scar was becoming more and more senile. The other day he thought the "latrine" was another word for water hole..Zazu retched at the reminiscing. Not even Altoids (the curiously strong mint :D) could get rid of THAT stench.Also, he had come home in a drunken stupor and frenched the poor bird before he could react.
Scar saw the look in Zazu's eyes and knew he was thinking of the "drunken kiss" episode. He would never admit it but he wasn't drunk. ..::Well, loneliness is kind of a drunken emotion::.. Scar thought trying to convince himself that it wasn't anything serious. ..::I am not my brother after all::..
At that moment, the trio came a callin'.
"Yo' bitch! Where be the dinna's at?!" Popeye, quite frazzled (did I just say frazzled to describe a pissed off hyena?), holla'd out to Scar.
"Yeah, you sick-ass mo' fo', there ain't no food and dare be no wata'." Shitsi growled alongside her pals.
"It be grubbin' time and dey ain't be no #@&*$! entrees!" Popeye began to drool with hunger and anger.
"Oooh," Scar groaned effeminately, "It is the lionesses' job to hunt."
"Yeah, but 'dey don't move 'dere sorry asses when we tell 'dem to!" Shitsi snapped.
"Oohhh," Scar purred/groaned again, "Eat Zazu."
"Yes, eat me. Put me outta my friggin' misery please!" Zazu exclaimed all too eagerly.
Scar giggled like a school girl, "Oh, Zazu, I was joking. They wouldn't want you! You'd be so tough and gamey and ewww."
Zazu became desperate, "No! Don't be ridiculous, all you need is a little garnish."
"DAMN IT! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME!" Zazu was was becoming REAL desperate.
A couple lionesses walking by the entrance heard the "eat me" call.
One turned to the other and said, "Humph. I am not surprised one bit. All that time that bird spent with Mufasa. There's no question. I don't even want to ask about all the 'tricks' he learned from that pussy---cat, that is."
While the others were trying to calm the insane bird, Ed sat nonchalantly by the entrance. Sighing to himself, he thought ..:: Where did my life go wrong? I could have had a part in Pochahontus or maybe Oliver and Company. Yeah, I could have passed for Tito's distant cousin. Or even the second Lion King.But noooo, I had to end up here. I graduated from HARVARD. WITH HONORS! My brothers? From YALE. I can't believe I chose actor over proudly acclaimed biochemist.::.. Ed's thoughts were interrupted by Shitsi and Popeye barging past him.
"Come on, Ed! We outta 'dis #$%@ed up joint."
Ed sighed and mumbled sarcastically, "Straight up yo'." and dragged himself reluctantly after his partners.
~~~TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN YOU'LL HEAR SIMBA SAY.~~~
"BUUUUUUUUUURRRP!"
~~~~Ta da.~~~
A.N: Yeah, I know pathetically short and disappointing. But I just HAD to give you people something after such a long wait.I'll bet I lost a couple readers. You probably thought I died waiting so long. Well, anyway I really do have a mountain of homework I've been ignoring. Better "hop to it" as they say.sucks to be a teen.( Oh, P.S. I saw the movies Knockaround Guys and The Transporter on Saturday..I know that has nothing to do with anything, I just don't wanna do my homework.
~~~~The Pridelands~~~~
"Nobody knows the trouble I've seen...Nobody knows my sorrow-." Zazu sat in a ribcage next to Scar's bed of rock singin' dat melancholy tune.Scar finally did us all the favor of interrupting him.
"Damn it you friggin' annoying bird! Shut up! For the last time, you can't sing! I have been telling you this for years!"
Zazu scowled at the grumpy pants monarch and continued with his little rendition of "It's a Small World."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
Zazu hushed and thought again, "Hmm, I've got a love-el-ly bunch of co co nuts deedle lee dee dee, there they are standing in a row."
Scar caved in and joined the melody. Zazu mumbled under his breath, "Uh, at least he doesn't ask me to do what I had to with Mufasa-"
"Did you just say Keipasa?" Scar leapt at him.
"No."
"Or maybe kielbasa? I loooooves me some kielbasa."
Zazu rolled his eyes. It seemed to him as the years rolled on, that Scar was becoming more and more senile. The other day he thought the "latrine" was another word for water hole..Zazu retched at the reminiscing. Not even Altoids (the curiously strong mint :D) could get rid of THAT stench.Also, he had come home in a drunken stupor and frenched the poor bird before he could react.
Scar saw the look in Zazu's eyes and knew he was thinking of the "drunken kiss" episode. He would never admit it but he wasn't drunk. ..::Well, loneliness is kind of a drunken emotion::.. Scar thought trying to convince himself that it wasn't anything serious. ..::I am not my brother after all::..
At that moment, the trio came a callin'.
"Yo' bitch! Where be the dinna's at?!" Popeye, quite frazzled (did I just say frazzled to describe a pissed off hyena?), holla'd out to Scar.
"Yeah, you sick-ass mo' fo', there ain't no food and dare be no wata'." Shitsi growled alongside her pals.
"It be grubbin' time and dey ain't be no #@&*$! entrees!" Popeye began to drool with hunger and anger.
"Oooh," Scar groaned effeminately, "It is the lionesses' job to hunt."
"Yeah, but 'dey don't move 'dere sorry asses when we tell 'dem to!" Shitsi snapped.
"Oohhh," Scar purred/groaned again, "Eat Zazu."
"Yes, eat me. Put me outta my friggin' misery please!" Zazu exclaimed all too eagerly.
Scar giggled like a school girl, "Oh, Zazu, I was joking. They wouldn't want you! You'd be so tough and gamey and ewww."
Zazu became desperate, "No! Don't be ridiculous, all you need is a little garnish."
"DAMN IT! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME! EAT ME!" Zazu was was becoming REAL desperate.
A couple lionesses walking by the entrance heard the "eat me" call.
One turned to the other and said, "Humph. I am not surprised one bit. All that time that bird spent with Mufasa. There's no question. I don't even want to ask about all the 'tricks' he learned from that pussy---cat, that is."
While the others were trying to calm the insane bird, Ed sat nonchalantly by the entrance. Sighing to himself, he thought ..:: Where did my life go wrong? I could have had a part in Pochahontus or maybe Oliver and Company. Yeah, I could have passed for Tito's distant cousin. Or even the second Lion King.But noooo, I had to end up here. I graduated from HARVARD. WITH HONORS! My brothers? From YALE. I can't believe I chose actor over proudly acclaimed biochemist.::.. Ed's thoughts were interrupted by Shitsi and Popeye barging past him.
"Come on, Ed! We outta 'dis #$%@ed up joint."
Ed sighed and mumbled sarcastically, "Straight up yo'." and dragged himself reluctantly after his partners.
~~~TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN YOU'LL HEAR SIMBA SAY.~~~
"BUUUUUUUUUURRRP!"
~~~~Ta da.~~~
A.N: Yeah, I know pathetically short and disappointing. But I just HAD to give you people something after such a long wait.I'll bet I lost a couple readers. You probably thought I died waiting so long. Well, anyway I really do have a mountain of homework I've been ignoring. Better "hop to it" as they say.sucks to be a teen.( Oh, P.S. I saw the movies Knockaround Guys and The Transporter on Saturday..I know that has nothing to do with anything, I just don't wanna do my homework.