Part two chapter 13



Rexie was listening to his jukebox and was singing along.Mai came in."Could you keep it down?"She asked."Im trying to make out."She slammed the door and walked out.Rex gave the most pitiful look he could muster and turned it off.He trudged down the stairs."I need a popsicle."He said to himself and went into the kitchen.On my guess he had some mental problems because he had an imaginary friend.It was a baby T-Rex imaginary friend named Crusher."Do you want one too Crusher?"He asked.He tried to hand a popsicle to him,but it just fell to the ground."oh....."He groaned."Now I have no friends,and Im single.Rex Raptor being single isn't right.Ive got an idea!!Ill go down to the Kareoke bar and try to attract someone!" He grabbed'Crusher'and went all the way downstairs."Hey Mai,Kaiba!!!Wanna go to the Kareoke bar with me to attract someone?"They stopped in mid makeout."Sure!!!"Mai said."But I dont think youll get one.Good looks,Money and a singing voice dont attract women." "Whatever."Rex grumbled.It had attracted Mai!!He walked out the door.being 15,he had a learners permit.But there wasen't a licensed driver.He decided that Kaiba could be,consediring he was 18."KAIBA!!"He yelled.Kaiba and Mai walked out."Can you drive,or be my licensed driver?"He asked.Kaiba nodded.Him and Mai got in the back of Rex's van.He could have gotten a gold Mersades,but he liked the burgandy van instead because it was big enough for his junk.His only problem he had was parellel parking.He backed outta the driveway,hitting the neighbor's car."SORRY!!"He yelled,and threw 2 million dollars into thier front lawn.The family didn't need it,though becasue this was a rich neighborhood.Rex drove down the street,speeding.Kaiba got tired of this."Pull over,right there."He said.Rex did as he was told,but parked crooked.Kaiba and him traded places.Kaiba drove perfectly,so they had nothing to worry about. Mai decided to try and start up a conversation with Rex,but she knew it6 would be hard because he was piping mad."Um....It's a nice night,isn't it?"She asked.Rex grunted. "Uh,wanna....do you wanna...play a game?"She asked.Another grunt,which meant no. "GEEZ,WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME!!!!!?"She screamed into his face.Rexie coulden't beleive she didn't know. "BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ON ME!!!!U.U!!!" He screamed."Oh....."Mai said."I guess that's a perfect reason....."She decided not to try and talk to him.Soon, Kaiba stopped."Are we there yet?"Rexie asked.Kaiba shook his head."No,we're at Pegasus's castle.I wanna pick up Mokuba,Bones and Weevil.I dont trust Weevil with them.Rex,could you go in?I really hate Pegasus." Rex nodded.Mai thought about following him,but decided not to.He stomped up to the castle entrance.He knocked on the knocker.The most gorgeous girl he had ever seen answered the door."Hello,your Rex Raptor!!!"She said."You must be here for the others!!!" Rex nodded.She let him in."My name is Lilly."She said."Report to me if you need anything."She led Rex to Bones and Mokuba's room.They were asleep,so Rex thought of the cruelist way ever to wake them up.He blew an airhorn."DAH!!"They both screamed,and woke up."What the h*ll was that?"Mokuba asked.Rex held up his airhorn."Kaiba's gonna take us home."said Rex."So get up." They went into the bathroom to change into normal clothes,while Rex went to get Weevil.He saw Wee was sitting up in bed,flipping channels.He saw a girl asleep on a foldy couch."Weevil?"He asked."Whose that?"Weevil was surprised to see Rex."Oh,hello Rex."He said."That's just Tea." Rex almost burst out laughing."You finally furfilled her dreams?"He asked.Weevil had no idea what he was talking about.Then,he remembered that Tea had a huge crush on him."No!!"Weevil shouted."She was here when we came!!I would never...UGH!!" "watever." Rex thought,and blew his airhorn."Hey Tea,Weevils leaving."He said."So bye." Tea got up."I wanna go too!!I have no place to be!!"She said.Rex had no choice."Oh,fine.But you hafta take it up with Kaiba first." They walked out to the car,and Bones and Mokuba were already out there."Tea got in the car between Rex and Wee! "Ive heard you broke up with Mai!"She said.Rexie groaned. Mai felt terrible."I WANNA SIT UP FRONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba yelled.But Bones was up front."Too bad so sad."He said. Moe Moe thought."If you let me sit there,Ill make it worth your while."He said.Bones didn't listen. Mokuba whined."seto,make Bones get outta the front seat!!!!!!!"He said,as Kaiba started up the car. "This is Rex's car,not mine."He said."Youll hafta take it up with him." Mokuba knew Rex didn't like him very much,so left it alone. Rexie wanted to impress Mai,so he took out his instrument.It was a clarinet.He began to play it.Mai loved it."Thats beautiful,Rex!"She said."Your very good at playing instruments!!" Rexie stopped playing it."But you cant hear it no more because your with Kaiba now."He said.Mai looked bamboozled."Im not.I just like him."She said."I'm not really his girlfriend,but Im not yours either." Rex thought that was good enough,so he blew the clarinet.It made a high pitched squeal. 'STOP THAT INFERNAL RACKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil screached,Making everyone cover thier ears."God,Weevil."Kaiba said."When you scream,you scream LOUD."Weevil was sad. Mokuba yawned."I wanna go back home!!"He said."But we're not driving that way.Me and Bones will whine until you let us have candy." Mai didn't like whining."Uh,Weevil will be happy to drive you and get you some candy when we get back home from the kareoke bar!!!"She said.Weevil frowned."If you dont REMEMBER,Im only 14.Im not old enough to even have a permit!!!"He said.Mai remembered this.He was so mature,she always thought he was 15."Uh,then Kaiba will."She said."In the morning.Rex,keep playing your clarinet for me." Rex began to play a haunting melody,on purpose."Thats creepy..."Tea said."Could you stop?"He began to play a even more haunting melody.Tea tried to block the music from her ears.Everyone else was enjoying it.Rexie played a lullaby.A clarinet is very good at soothing things,so it was even better then the haunting melody."Sing for us."Tea said. "I cant sing if I cant stand up,I need some air!!!"Rex said."And I dont wanna waste my voice.Im about to go and pick up some girls. Mai didn't like this.She wanted him to be open for any suggestions.She couldent beleive she had broken up to him,but it had only been about 5 hours since the breakup so she couldent ask him again.He had enough since to turn her down. Kaiba parked in the Kareoke Bar parking lot."Okay....."He said."We need somebody to stay out here with Bones and Mokuba.They might get drunk on accident." "Whats so bad about accident?"Mokuba asked. "Because on purpose drunkness is much more fun."Kaiba said."And your too young for that." Tea decided to stay in with them.Everyone else got out.They walked in.There was mostly girls in here!Rex was about to score big time.He was about to walk up on stage,but Mai grabbed his arm."Rex,I woulden't walk through that audience if I were you."She said."You might wanna call your body guards for when you go to concerts.You could get killed by all those roaring fans!!!" Rex took this into consederation."I guess your right."He said.He phoned them.After about 2 min,he put his cell back down."There on thier way."He said.They had to sit outside until his bodyguards got there.Mai asked him to take out his clarinet."Goodness."He said."I could teach you how to play if you really wanted it."He said.Mai told him yes,because she would like that.Rex played a jazz song for her.Weevil didn't like it,so he just looked at bugs.Soon,the bodyguards arrived.They walked back in.Rexie headed tworeds the stage,Mai praying that no girls were attracted.She kept thinking of ways to make them hate him.She knew it was hateful,but she didn't care.She wanted him vacant.She walked up on stage."Hurry up,honey."She faked.Rex was startled.Mai was pretending to be his girlfriend for some reason!"Mai,whadda you doing?"Rex whispered."Get off the stage!!I need room!!" Mai knew she shoulden't,but planted a huge kiss on his cheek and walked off the stage.Rex could never forgive her for what she had just done.He had no reason to sing now.He slunk off the stage,right past Mai,Weevil,and Kaiba and into the car.They had to dive in to keep Rex from driving it off himself. "You dont look very happy."Mokuba said."I think theres a candy called Extacie that makes you happy.Seto let me have some once." Tea's eyes widened. Kaiba began to drive home.Rex wasent through with Mai. "YOU SLUT!!!I CANT BELEIVE YOU JUST DID THAT TO ME!!" Rex screamed.Mai thought she deserved that very much."I wanna hear my precious country type music."said Kaiba.He turned some on."NO!!"Weevil screamed."Turn it off!!!TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!" It was Shiana Twain.She was singing,'Man,I Feel Like A Woman.' "She's so hot."Rexie said."If she wasent ten years older then me,I would date her." Kaiba put in one of Rex's albums.He did impersonations but he also had someone write him songs to sing."See,I sound so much better then country people."He said."This CD sold out in 5 minutes at Wal Mart.At other places even less." At that point,he hit a really high note on the CD.Everyone covered thier ears except for Mai."You sing wonderful,but your clarinet sounds so much better!!"She said."I cannot WAIT until you give me lessons!!!"Rex could wait ,though.He remembered his teacher trying to teach him when he was small.She had to yell to get her point across."I dont know its not as easy as it may seem....."He mumbled. Tea took out a harmonica."Listen to me!!!"She squealed.She blew a note,really high.Because Weevil was sitting next to her(not his choice)He covered his ears."AGHHH!"He screamed."Put that away!Your already obnoxious enough as it is!!"Tex sadly put the instrument away."Joey would date me anyday."She mumbled,knowing it wasen't true.That gave Mai an idea."Thats it!!Ill be Joey's girlfriend!!!"She said."He's always been a very caring person!!" Everybody knew that Joey would never go out with friends.He was so much more of a gentleman then Rex. "Wanna hear me play Rex's Clarinet?"Mokuba asked.Rex coulden't stop him.He blew really hard.It made a high pitched noise,and the reed screwed up."MY CLARINET!!!"He yelled,and jerked it away.He wiped the reed of and blew it.It kept squeaking."My poor,poor reed."He said.He tried to play a haunting melody,but it squeaked."You owe me a new reed."He said to Kaiba,and replaced the reed.Soon they drove up at Kaiba's house.Rexie ran in,and up the stairs."Gee,what's eating him?"Weevil asked."Its just a dumb instrument." Mai ran up after him."I WANNA HEAR YOUR INSTRUMENT!!!!!!"She yelled.Bones was sad."I tried to play an instrument once....."He said."I coulden't....."So he ran up after Mai.Weevil turned on the T.V. Tea walked over.He was watching the Smurfs."Can I watch too?"She asked.Wee didn't answer.He did the smart thing.Kaiba decided to go and watch Rexie give Mai her lessons.He made Mokuba go and clean his room.He went and sat on the bed."Um...were should I start?"Rex said."Uh.......................Maybe first you should get her a clarinet?"Bones asked.Rex felt dumb."Uh,we can go and buy you a clarinet tomorrow..."He said.mai was sad."If you dont let me play yours,Ill get together with Kaiba."She said.Rex sighed and gave her the clarinet.He noticed that she didn't even wipe Rex's spit off the reed before playing.Rexie cringed as the instrument squeaked and squealed and it's reed tattered.Mai seemed to enjoy it.She kept playing it,and Rex coulden't stand the abuse of his instrument any longer.He ripped it away from her."My last reed!!"He said."You ruined my last reed!I dont care if you get together with Kaiba.I cant stand by while you abuse my clarinet!!"Mai felt very bad for him."Im sorry.I didn't know."She said.Rexie felt like saying,duh. Mai,Bones,and Kaiba went downstairs.They heard Rex trying to play his clarinet,but it was squeaking.Mokuba came outta his room."Seto,whats this?"He asked.Kaiba's eyes widened."A CLARINET REED!!!"He yelled."I LOVE YOU MOKUBA!!" He coulden't stand that awful screeching anymore.He ran up to Rexie."Here's you another reed,Mokuba found it in his room."He said.Rex felt like he had to thank Mokuba in some way."Could you get Mokuba to come up here,please?"He asked.Kaiba nodded and went downstairs.Mokuba came up."What this time?"He grumbled."Uh,I wanted to know if...a....you wanted something?Anyhting,you name it." "Not really."said Mokuba."I have all I need,Im rich." "Yeah,but what is something you WANT,but Kaiba wont get for you because he thinks it's annoying or something." Mokuba thought."I like that clarinet you have."He said."I want one of those."Rex nodded."When I go and buy Mai one tomorrow,Ill bring you one too."He said.Mokuba thanked him and ran downstairs.Now,Rex had two people to teach. He began to play it.Now,it sounded right.Everyone listened to the beautiful sound coming from upstairs."I cant wait until I learn how."Said Mai.He can play so good,and that instrument sounds pretty." Everyone knew she would never be as good at it as him."You'll suck."Weevil said.Mai slapped him. "I can play an instrument!!!!"Kaiba said."Watch!!!"He took a spoon and banged it on the counter."Uh,Kaiba,thats not an instrument."Bones said. "IT IS TOO!!INSRUMENT MEANS NOISE!!!!!!!!" "Uh,actually,an instrument is a contraption made of brass,metal or wood that is used to play music." Kaiba felt dumber then he already was.They heard Rexie playing from upstairs."SHUT UP THAT INFERNAL RACKET!"Tea yelled.It ceased for about a second,then continued. Mai stormed up the stairs."What is WRONG with you?"She snarled."Your being such an annoying jerk!!!!"Rexie was sad."I thought you liked my clarinet......."He grumbled.He kept playing.Mai grabbed it away from him."Rex,I think you need to go to sleep and in the morning Ill talk to you about THEREPY!!!" Rex was sad."I dont need any therepy!!!"He said."Im perfectly fine!It's just you,and stress!Youre always on my trail like your my mother or something!!You dont even seem to care that Im having alot of family trouble and your not helping!!" Mai realized this."Uh.................................................................... ....................OK........"She said."I guess you have a point there.But still,please stop playing that instrument." Rexie put it away.Everyone was relieved when Mai came down."THANK YOU!!"Weevil said."Now I can watch this Bevus and Butthead." Kaiba turned it off."I dont want that kind of stuff on in my house."He said."If you wanna watch it,go home."

Wee was sad."Let's watch this!!"Tea said.She switched it to a romance movie."Im going to bed."Weevil quickly said and ran upstairs.Tea followed. Mokuba and Bones were playing a game on the table."You know,you should go to bed."Kaiba said. "But we're not tired."Moe Moe said. "Not tired?Not Tired?You have bags under your eyes the size of Russia and your eyelids aren't all the way open!!" Bones and Mokuba walked upstairs,stumbling over steps. Mai walked up to Kaiba."Uh,I guess I should have talked to Rex earlier........"She said.Kaiba had no idea what she meant."What are you talking about?"He asked. "I just went in to talk to Rex and he yelled at me."She said. "What did he say?" "He told me I wasent helping him at all and that I need to stay outta his life." Kaiba nodded."Yep.Sounds like Rex.Ill bet when you broke up it made him crushed."Mai haden't thought about that."I cant believe I actually cheated on him........."She mumbled.She heard something heavy hit the wall.Her and Kaiba ran up.Rex was throwing things against the wall.It was a bouncy ball."Rex,please quit and go to bed."Mai said."If you don't go to sleep right now,Ill make Mokuba come up here and sleep with you." This made Rex happy."Could you?PLEASE?!"He asked.Mai shrugged."MOKUBA!!!"She yelled.Mokuba came up."Whadda you want?"He asked. "Your gonna sleep in here with Rex tonight."Mai said.Mokuba was so tired he didn't care,so climbed into the bed. Mai turned the light off and her and Kaiba walked out."Why does he all the sudden like Mokuba so much?"Kaiba asked. "I think it's cause he thinks Mokuba can help him.Mokuba helped Bones beat up Bandit Keith."Mai said.Kaiba realized this was true. "Oh.Im going to bed."He said."Care to join me?" Mai couldent believe he even would say such a thing at a time like this.She slapped him so hard his blood vessels instantly broke,leaving Red spots all over his face. "I didn't mean WITH me!!"He said."I wanted you to help me make my bed!!!" "But whats the since of making it if your about to sleep in it?" ".................."

In the morning,Mai came up first.Rex was already on the couch."Hello Mai!!"He said."Im watching Dragon Tales!!!!" "oh....."Mai said.He seemed normal today.But then she heard him mumbling something under his breath.She could make out the words kill and world.That was enough for her.She picked up the phone.She called a shrink. Wee came down."Hello!!Im taking advantage of the fact that Tea isnt up yet!" He danced down the stairs and onto the couch."PLEASE!!"He said."If Tea comes down,Tell her Im sleeping!!!" Rex nodded."You know what?I think Mai's calling a shrink."Weevil said."On you." Rexie gasped."A SHRINK?I DONT NEED A SHRINK!!!!IM PERFECTLY FINE!!!!!!!"He snatched the phone away from Mai."Why are you calling a shrink?"He asked. "BECAUSE I LIKED YOU THE WAY YOUR WERE!!!!!!!"Mai screamed in his face."NOW ALL YOU DO IS PLAY THAT INSTRUMENT AND MUMBLE!!!!ITS LIKE YOUR BONES OR SOMETHING!!!!!!" Poor Bones. "I didn't notice......"Rex said."But I cant control tha way I act!!" Mai laughed.Rexie didn't know why."Wella..........your lucky Im not mental because I was CHEATED ON!!!!!!" Mai rolled her eyes."You just cant let that go can you?"She asked. Rex couldent beleive her."Do you really think I would let something like that slide that easily?Your such a whore!!!!" Mai said nothing."wow......"said Weevil."Ive never seen people scream like that.OH NO,HERE COMES TEA!!!" He began to scream and curse louder then Rex and Mai had. Tea walked down."GOOD MORNING,WEEVIL!!!Oh hi,Rex,Oh hi Mai."She said.Rex could see where she was a problem to Weevil.He pulled Weevil aside."Weevil,how many times has she asked you out and been turned down?"Rex asked.Weevil thought for about 30 seconds."Uh........exactly 212."He said.Rex's eyes widened.Even Alison Jones haden't asked him out that much! "I can see why you dont like her,she sounds pretty annyoing."Rex said."Ill tell you what,just act like her friend.If you guys become friends,she might leave you alone because most people dont get together after being friends." Weevil thought this was ingenius."Great Idea!!"He said.But he noticed one flaw."But we're ALREADY friends!!"He hollered."I dont think she'd regard that little rule!!!" Rex knew this was right."Oh."He said."Well I was just trying to help." Him and Weevil walked back to the couch.Rexie was sad.Mai looked at his sad expression."Rex,why cant you be normal?"She asked."Your a big retard who needs a SHRINK!!!" Then she got a big idea."I know what you need!You need a break from this place,thats why your so weird lately!I I booked a place in a spa hotel for myself,but you can go for me." Rex was surprised."I dont wanna leave here."He said."Im perfectly fine with my friends.The only thing wrong with me is my terrible parents." Mai rolled her eyes."Please.If you would just tell them Im not pregnant,then they'd let you come home." But Rex didn't wanna do that."Im not going to some relaxation place!!!"He snarled."I dont need it!Im fine!I may be a bit hyper active,but hey that can change!!" Mai hated to admit this,but she had to."YOUR MESSED UP IN THE HEAD BECAUSE WHEN I BROKE UP WITH YOU IT MADE YOU TRAUMITIZED!!!!!!!!!"She screamed,right in his face.Rexie took this."Uh...........I guess Ill go and pack my bags....."He said,and ran upstairs. "WOW!"said Weevil."That was cool.I wish I was that mean.I could-" When Mai stared at him evilly,he shut up. Kaiba walked down."HELLO!!!3!"He said.Everyone was depressed when Kaiba was happy. "A talking bird came to me in a dream."said kaiba."It told me that Tea was gonna ask me out!" Nobody noticed the shocked look on Tea's face."Never."Weevil grumbled,"Shes too attached to mwa." Rexie came dow with a suitcase."I REALLY dont wanna go there......"He said."But if it's to get Mai from screaming in my face,then hey,whats that to offer?" Mai frowned at REXIE. Moe Moe and Bones came down."I want a cinnomen roll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba said."And if I dont get one right now,Ill scream!"Kaiba ran into the kitchen and started to order servants aorund. "Whoa...."Bones said."I like cinnomen rolls to!" Mokuba yelled out for another.Kaiba came out."Why does Rex have a suitcase by him?"He asked.Mai smiled. "Becuase YOU are gonna call James and ask him to take Rex to that spa thingy."She said.Kaiba nodded.But she could tell he was angry."OK."He said.He called James."Im gonna miss Rex."Bones said."He's such an idiot theres never a dull moment around here." Rex turned around with an evil look on his face."Say that again and Ill kill ya."He said. "Its true................"Mokuba replied."You dont even know 2+2!!!" Rex knew this was true."Wella................................................................. ..I dont care!!!"He said,and walked outside as James drove up.Mai sighed."Goodbye,Rex!!"She said."Have a goodtime!!"Rexie scowled as he shut the door.Everyone clapped."Lets throw a booze party!!"Weevil said,"And have a heck of a time!!!" Everyone but Kaiba cheered."Im NOT having a booze party in this household!!Mokuba might find some and think it's creme soda!!" Mokuba hung his head."Mokuba's not THAT dumb!!!"Tea said."We've GOTTA have a booze party,because Weevil suggested it!!!" Kaiba rolled his eyes."NO BOOZE PARTYS!!"He screamed.Everyone shut up,but Weevil grabbed a shotglass outta his pocket.Kaiba slapped it outta his hand and it fell to the ground and shattered."My favorite Shotglass!!!!!!!"Weevil cried."Dah!!!" He bent down and began to pick up the peices."Let me help you."Tea said.She took a dustpan and mini brush and sweeped it up."Your such a jerk Kaiba!"She said."Weevil loved that shotglass,and now it's not here anymore!"She sat down on the couch and began to try and superglue the peices together.Weevil had to admit,she had quite a spirit to her.He sat down and turned the T.V on. "Seto!"Mokuba groaned."Can we have a cake?" Kaiba shook his head."No cakes."He said."We only have cakes on birthday parties.You know that!!!" Mokuba whined."Well,lets pretend todays a birthday party!!!"He said.Kaiba rolled his eyes."I dont beleive in that 'pretending'thing.That's Joeys problem,not mine." Bones was mad."Without pretending,you dont have imagination,and without imagination,you have no life!!"He said.Kaiba stopped what he was doing."Did you just say I have no life?"He asked. "Technically."Came Bones's answer.Kaiba was shocked."I do TOO have a life!A rich life!A handsome life,certainly what YOU dont have!!!" Bones gawked."Well at least I dont have broad shoulders!!" "Broad shoulders are something all men work for!!" "Well your not a man!!!" "Neither are you!!!Your just an ugly,scrawny kid!!" "Your just an ugly,scrawny teenager!!!" Mokuba couldent take this fighting anymore."SHUT UP!!!!"He yelled.Everyone shut up. "Dont fight with Bones,Seto."Mokuba said."He was right.You were wrong.DEAL WITH IT." Kaiba just blinked. They heard a long cackle.Weevil was drunk."WEEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mai screamed,as beer sloshed onto Mokuba's shirt. Weevil gaffawed and took another drink.Mai threw a blanket over his head.He shut up.Mai got up,and slipped over some beer.She fell on her face.everyone was laughing."Whats so funny?"She barked. "You...........*snort*fell on your face and before you*snort*Hit the ground you should of heard yourself and seen your face!!!"Mokuba chortled. Kaiba scribbled something on a peice of paper."You looked like this!!!"He gawfawwed.Mai snarled.She grabbed the blanket off Weevil's head and hit Kaiba with it."Let that be a lesson to you!!!"She hollered. Kaiba shut up."Kaiba,I needa talk to you......"Tea said.Her and Kaiba went upstairs.Weevil whooped with joy."She's gone!She's gone!Thank the heavens she's GONE!!!" Everybody rolled thier eyes."She wont be gone for long."said Mokuba."Seto doesen't talk to people much.He never talks to me.I hafta talk to Y,my parakeet!!" Bones cocked his head."You named your parakeet Y?"He asked.Mokuba nodded.Bones chuckled."Y?What kinda name is that?"He joked.Moe Moe threw one of Kaiba's dirty socks at him,and shut him up.

"What did you actually want to talk to me about?"Kaiba asked."I know you didn't wanna talk to me about making more Kool Aid!!!!!!!" Tea shuffled a foot."Your right.I didn't.I need to tell you something......kinda EMBARRISING." Kaiba gasped.He hoped she wasent saying she got-Wait,why would she be discussing THAT with him,she needed to talk to her parents!!! "If you were thining I would ask about that,your wrong!!!"She said.Kaiba was relieved."Then what?"He asked. "Uh,I wanted to know if....Youd go out with me?" Kaiba was stunned.He coulden't beleive she'd ask such a thing!He wasen't aware that she had any feelings for him at all!"Uh,thats nice."Kaiba said,taken aback."But,um...." He thought a minute."Your a very nice girl,Tea,and I like you alot,it's just that...I dont like to see people give up." Tea was bamboozled."Whadda you mean give up?Are you changing the subject?" Kaiba shook his head."No.What I mean by give up is with Weevil.You shouldent give up on him.He may seem resistant now,but hey,Im sure after he gets to know you better then he'll like you like I do." Tea was sad."So,your rejecting me?"She asked. "In technical ways,I am."Kaiba replied.Tea sighed."But you are right."She said."I shoulden't give up on him.And I should have known you'd say no because you have all that work!!!" kaiba seemed ashamed.He mumbled something."What?"Tea asked. "I said I love Mai alot more then Ill ever like you and Id never go out with you and I wish youd go away."He lied. Tea slunk down the stairs.Kaiba LOVED hurting other peoples feelings! When he came down,everyone was laughing at something on T.V.They were watching SNL. "I dont want this stuff on!!!!"Kaiba said.Mai turned the T.V off."I think Ill go for a stroll......"She said.She ran out the door.Kaiba didn't know where she had to get so fast,but she needed to be somewhere."I wanna ride my bike!"Mokuba squealed."If you dont let me ride my bike,Ill kill you." Kaiba knew this was just a threat,but took it into consederation."Yes,how about you and Bones go and play outside." He ordered a bodyguard to watch over Mokuba."If Mokuba gets hurt,even a SCRATCH,Ill fire you and sue you and give you death at the electric chair!"He said. The bodyguard sheepesly nodded and ran outside after Mokuba.Weevil and Tea were playfighting,slapping at eachother and stuff. "Ooooooooh!!!"Kaiba said."I think somebody's in love!!!" Weevil glared."Ick."He said,and turned on the T.V. Kaiba went into the kitchen to wash dishes.He didn't have to,he had servants,but he felt like it.A servant walked up."Uh,I think theres something wrong with your room..."He said. "Then go clean it up!I have no time to talk to lowlifes who cant take care of thier own family." The servant knew he obviously coulden't either,because he hired servants."No,I think you'd better glance at it first."He said. Kaiba groaned and threw the plate down.He stalked up to his room.It was very messy,and the walls had childish scribbles all over it.In messy handwriting,one wall said, Mokuba And on another side,it said, Bones Kaiba was very VERY mad.He stalked to his front door."MOKUBA!!!!BONES,GET IN HERE!!!!!!!" They ran up."What is it Seto?"Mokuba asked,with some unsureness in his voice.He knew he had been caught."Uh,come and see my room!!"Kaiba said.He dragged Mokuba and Bones up to his room.Bones and Mokuba looked."But Kaiba,it was only our present!"Bones said."We wanted you to have a present!!" Kaiba was still mad."I dont care!!!"He handed them both pails of soapy water."Cant a servant do this?"Mokuba asked. "If I make one,youll still be a spoiled brat and never learn self dicipline.Now get to work!" Kiaba walked out and left Bones and Mokuba washing the walls."This will be so much fun..."Mokuba said sarcasticcaly. "Yeah..........,Fun."Bones said,wryley.He scrubbed at a stick figure. Soon Kaiba came up."You say it was a present?"He asked.They nodded. "Il make you a deal.If one of you can draw Mariah Carry perfectly,you wont have to clean." Mokuba nodded at Bones,who grabbed a blue crayon.His hands shaky,he made a lopsided circle."Uh oh."Kaiba said."That circles a little off."Bones's eyes teared up.He drew another lopsided circle."Try again..."Kaiba advised. Bones was getting very mad.He drew a circle that looked perfect except for one side."Nope."Kaiba said. Bones grunted.He threw the crayone aside,then pounded a fist on the wall.He was very mad because he couldent draw."BONES!"Kaiba yelled.Bones stopped."I was just kidding.Get outta here and Ill have a servant get it." Bones and Mokuba ran out.But then Mokuba saw Bones staring at the calendar strangly."Not NOW,Bones."He said. "Not that...."Bones answered."TOMORROWS HALLOWEEN!!No wonder Kaiba had all those candy apples cooking!!!" Mokuba was happy."Yay!I can dress up as a Space Alien or something!!!" Halloween was Bones's favorite time of year.#1,Everyone said he was scariest on the block,and #2,he got the most treats becasue of that.And the best part was he didn't even hafta wear a costume!! "Whadda you gonna be for halloween Bones?"Mokuba asked. Bones laughed."I dont need to dress up as anything!Im perfectly scary the way I am."Mokuba realized this was true. But halloween wasen't near as fun without Rex.He was very funny.Kaiba walked down the hall."Noticing something?"He asked.Bones nodded."Yeah!I cant beleive I forgot!That's so unlike me!" Kaiba chuckled."And Mokuba."He said."I made you a costume!!" Mokuba's eyes shot wide."Uh,lets see it."He said.Kaiba brung out his costume.Mokuba was expecting it to be all cutsie,but it wasen't.It was a costume of a Toon Alligator,Mokuba's favorite Duel Monster."Oooh!!"Mokuba said."I love it!!!" Kaiba smiled."I knew you would.And Bones,you know why I didn't get you one made."Bones nodded. But he was wondering where Mai had went.

Rex had just arrived at the relaxation place,and was liying on a water bed with peaceful music playing and the lights dimmed.His eyes were closed,and he was thinking happy things.Then,the door opened."HEY!YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDENT DISTURB ME!!"He yelled.But he saw who had came in.I was....MAI?! "Mai!Whadda you doing here?"Rex asked."I thought you were way back at Kaiba Mansion?" Mai shook her head."I rode the train here."She said."Didn't you realize I made reservations for two?" Rex thought she was asking him to..........."AHHHHH!!"He screamed."But you broke up with me!" Mai scowled."Not that!I wanted to relax too!" Rex nodded and closed his eyes again."Im taking a bath."Mai announced.He heard her singing in her wonderful voice while she....stripped in the bathroom.He loved it.She was singing softly to the relaxing music. Rexie had almost went to sleep when she turned the shower water on.He tried to focus on his music,and took a sip from his margarita.It was delicious.He would REGREt coming home the next day!!Then he remembered.The next day was halloween!He needed a costume. After about 10 minutes of him thinking,Mai came out in a longerie."Do you like it here?"Mai asked. "I LOVE IT!!"Rexie replied,or rather then that screamed."Its so peaceful!I think my mental outbreak is gone!!" He grabbed his clarinet,and played a perfectly jolly tune.He then played along to the relaxing music."Quit that."Mai said."Im going to sleep." She was sleeping on HIS BED!! "Hey!It's supposed to be my relaxing time,not yours!!"He said.Mai didn't listen so he began to play a haunting melody."ALRIGHT!"She said,and got up onto the floor.Rexie listened to the tape.All the sudden,it said really loud,"TURN TAPE OVER!TURN TAPE OVER!TURN TAPE OV-" Until someone came in and turned it over.Rexie listened to his relaxing music once again. He realized Mai wasen't asleep."Mai,I thought you were asleep?"Rex asked.Mai shook her head."No.Rex,I may have just broke up with you yesterday,but I wanted to know if....well,youd get back together with me." Rex was shocked."Mai,I dont know..."He said."Geez,you just Blurted that right out,didn't you?'He was trying to change the subject. "Rex,be serious!"Mai scolded."Oh......."Rex said."You just turned this whole day around.....Im gonna have to think about it." Mai was crushed."YOUR SO SEX DRIVEN YOUR PROBLEY LIYING!!!!"She screamed.Rexie was sad."Dont yell at me."He stated. "Sorry." "Now,Im going to bed,or at least TRYING,after this interesting evening."Said Rexie.He rolled over and closed his eyes,and the music lulled him to sleep.Mai stayed up looking at fashion magazines.She knew it was only 12:00 afternoon,and no reason for napping.

Mokuba and Bones were roaming around the house."Geez."said Bones."It's really boring around here." They looked over at the couch.But Weevil and Tea weren't on it anymore."Freaky..."Mokuba said."You dont think they're doing that thing that Rex and Mai enjoy so much,do you?" Bones's eyes widened."NO!!"He screamed."Even WEEVIL is smart enough to know it's a sin to do that before marraige!I dont even know why I know this....." Mokuba shrugged."Gee,you think we could play a game?"He asked."Like Duel Monsters or something?" Bones nodded."But I really REEK."He said."I have never won a duel in my miserable life." Mokuba didn't care.It would get his winnings up to twice in a row!I new record!!" "Im not very good either...."Moe Moe said."But Im good enough to beat you.Comn!!" They went up to Mokuba's room.Bones grabbed his deck outta his pocket."I wont win...."He grumbled,and placed his deck on the dueling mat.Mokuba grabbed his and put his on there."Ill go first...."Bones said.He drew 5 cards."Terrible..Terrible....discraceful...cant believe this is in here.......STRONG!WHOA!" Mokuba didn't know what BONES had that was strong."I use Crawling Dragon in attack mode!!"Bones said."Beat that!!" Mokuba didn't wanna admit that beating that card would be easier then Pie."I use Flame Cerebus in attack Mode!I attack your crawling dragon,taking your lifepoints down to 1500!!" Bones gasped."You cheated!You rigged your deck!!"He said.Mokuba shook his head."Heart of the Cards,always comes through."

Bones laughed."Didn't you realize?When Yugi used that,he was simply cheating!" Mokuba shut up.It was now Bones's turn. "Uh.........I place the wasteland feild magic card on the feild and....a...then I play Dark Assilant in defense mode.(1400/1200 now) Mokuba laughed a wicked laugh.He placed one m/t facedown and attacked the defense monster.Bones was sad."You KNOW I have nothing that could stand up to the flame cerberus."He said."Except...."He saw a stratigy in his hand."Okay,First I play Pumpking,and his attack is boosted to 2000,then I play Castle of Dark illusions in Defense,and now that my Pumpking is 2200,I attack your monster,and I take....uh........100 off,right?" Mokuba shrugged."Yeah."He said."Not like it mattered,any." Bonesy could almost cry."Oh,and Im also gonna play this m/t facedown."He said.Mokuba nodded. "Ha!I play the Darkworld Thorns in Attack mode!" "Wrong Mode....But I just wont tell him." Bones thought."Done?"He asked.Mokuba nodded. "Then I attack the Darkworld Thorns taking 1000 off your l/p,making it now 800." Mokuba was surprised.BONES was beating him.BONES!!BONES!!BONES!!! He coulden't beleive this. "And I play Zanki in defense."Bones said."Your move." Mokuba thought a minute."I play the Dark Hole,and take your Pumpking and Zanki into the graveyard." Bonesy was sad."And...."Mokuba said."Ill just play Winged Dragon,Guardian of the Fortress in attack." Bones was getting cocky,so got confused."Uh....Crass Clown with Ring Of Magnitism."He said,being TERRIBLY stupid. "HAHAHAHAHA!!Winged Dragon,attack!!!"Mokuba said.This,due to the ring of Magnistism Bones had so stupidly played,took Bones's l/p down to 950.150 more then Mokuba's,but not enough. "Okay."Bones said,hoping to draw the Call of the Haunted.But instead,he drew a lousy OTHER Dark Assalant.It got a felid Power Bonus,giving it 1400. "Okay.."Bones said."I attack Winged Dragon and they BOTH go to the Graveyard." Mokuba nodded,as Bones played one m/t facedown."Go."He said.Mokuba already saw a way to win. "Im about to deafeat you!!!!!!!!!!!!"Mokuba said."First,I play Oozaki taking your lifepoints down to 150!!Then,Just Desserts will finish the Job!!Your life points are now drained.YOU LOSE!!!!!!" Bones groaned."I guess so."He said."That was no fun.I just keep losing." Then,he had a great idea.He'd ask Weevil to teach him how to duel!!He ran through the house,looking for Weevil."WEEVIL!"He called.No answer.But he did hear Weevil from a room.He twisted the doorknob slowley and walked in.Weevil was doing nothing....gross,for his releif.He was just playing video games,and Tea was watching. "Can I ask you something,Weevil?"Bones asked. "Hold on a second!!!!!!"Weevil shouted,and tried to get his character to jump the right length.It fell into the pit."Poor me."Weevil said.He got a game over.He then handed the controller to Tea.He watched her do it.Bones gave up and walked out. He walked to Mokuba i the kitchen.He was sneaking cookies."Bones!"He whispered."Help me get some cookies!" Bones knew this wasen't right."But Kaiba woulden't like that,you never know when he'll walk in here."He said. Mokuba groaned."How come you always hafta do everything honest,and everything right?You may have the education of a high schooler when your still in elementry,but your no better then me!!" Bones was sad."But it's not nice to be a sneaky snoop!"He said.Mokuba rolled his eyes and grabbed a cookie."KAIBA!"Bones yelled.Kaiba walked in."Whadda you want?"He asked. "Mokuba has a cookie!"But when he looked behind him,the cookie was gone.Mokuba didn't even have crumbs on his face. "You little liar!"Kaiba said."Your just jealous of Mokuba,thats all!" "What does he have I should be jealous of?"Bones asked."Im so much smarter then that dolt!" Kaiba walked off.Mokuba snickered."Now youve got yourself a record with Seto."He said."He'll never trust you again!" Just then,Weevil thumped down."You guys!Guess what!?"He said,as Tea came down by him."Tea just beat the game!" Mokuba and Bones weren't phased."Great for Tea......."Bones said. "I THINK YOU LOVE TEA!!!"Mokuba said."YOUR ALWAYS HANGING AROUND HER,AND YOU ACT ALL SWEET TO HER!" Weevil lifted an eyebrow."Youve gotta be kidding."He said."She's just a friend." Or COULD I really like her?Weevil asked himself in his mind.He shook his head."Uh,whadda you say we go and play Tetherball for a while?"He asked."Thats very........."Boring was the word popping into his mind,so he changed the sucject."No,Clue!" "I woulden't understand THAT!"Mokuba said. "If you woulden't."Bones said."Then you must be the dumbest person Ive ever seen." Mokuba was sad.

Rex put his shirt and vest back on.Mai came outta the bathroom,redressed.Rex had just had a time to remember,if you know what I mean."You know."He said."I think Ill break all this............relaxing stuff." He grabbed his clarinet and played a wild tune."Shut up."Mai said."Im trying to read." Rexie shut up."I needa think of a costume."He said."Because tomorrow,Im taking Bones and Mokuba trick-or-treating,and I want some candy too." Mai laughed."Your WAY to old for that!"She said."You needa just let THEM run up and get the candy and you need to not get anything."Rex frowned,seeing how big last year's dinosuar costume was.Mai rolled her eyes."I cant beleive Im in love with you.."She said,slapping her head.Then,she clapped a hand over her mouth."Oopps..."She groaned.Rexie dropped his dinosuar costume. He slowley turned around."If you like me so much then how come I found you cheating?"He asked."The only reason I just.....you know is because it just happened,and I didn't know what I was doing." Mai laughed."How did you not know when that was your 3rd time?" Rex shrugged."Guess I just got caught up in the making out."He said.Mai knew she could prove a point right here,but didn't bother. "And guess what."Rex said."It's gonna take a long time for me to recover from what you did.I dont think I could ever love you again,but Id be happy to just be friends." Mai was shocked.This was very unlike Rex!!"Rex,your actually acting like a GENTLEMAN!!"She said. "Learned it from Kaiba."He replied.Mai nodded.That explained alot."Wella,Kaiba can be wild at some times.He was the one I cheated on you with."She said.Rexie hung his head."Do not speak of that any longer."He said."Id like to be left alone about that for at least ten minutes." Mai shut up.She knew she had REALLY messed him up mentally,but she was so cold hearted she didn't care."So...uh.....Lemme help you sew that dinosuar costumes' holes?" Rex handed it to her."Id rather you do it all,I cant sew very well."He said."If I try,I almost get a needle through my finger." Mai thought this was funny,but to Rex it wasen't.It was true."Dont laugh about that."He said."And if you could,throw it in the wash.But PLEASE,PLEASE dont use too much starch,everytime you used to wash my clothes I ended up itchy." This really hurt Mais feelings."You didn't appreciate me?"She asked. Rexie looked at her in awe."Of course I did."He said."I just coulden't show it because of the servants!" "Then how come you made ME wash the clothes and not the servants?" "Because you said you enjoyed it." Mai shut up,because this was true.She went into the little washerroom in the small apartment and put them in. Rex was sure he heard an oops.

"What the H*ll is this?"Weevil asked.It was that show with the Mexican Cat on it,the one that teaches you lessons that I mentioned earlier in the story."I never did get this."Tea said."I mean,how are little children supposed to get it if teenagers dont get it?" Weevil shrugged."Maybe it's cuz we're not paying attention?"He asked.Tea shrugged."Could be." The cat started singing the spanish alphabet.It sounded like,'aeh,beh,seh,deh,eh,ef-heh..'and so on."Thats funny sounding."Said Mokuba."It's sounds like he's speaking jibbresh." "Lets try the English version of this show."said Weevil,and turned the channel.It was Barney."ICKY!"Bones said."I hate this show!It's too.......................HAPPY!!!!!" He changed the channel.It was X-Men."COOL!"He said.Tea changed it."Thats too violent for children your age!"She scolded."There's no such thing as mutants." Mokuba looked at Bones and shrugged.Bones saw."You calling me a mutant?"He asked.Mokuba quickly shook his head."No,not exactly."He said. Bones was sad.Now,MASH was on."This is about the most boring thing I think Ive ever seen......"Weevil commented.He changed it to HBO.They were playing The movie Crossroads.(The original,not the Britney Spears one.) It was about a boy and a jazz man. "This is cool."Bones said."Boring,but so COOL!"He watched it.Him and Mokuba didn't notice what Weevil and Tea were doing.Lucky they didn't turn around. "Hey,Weevil-"Bones said.When he turned around,Weevil had lipstick all over his face."WEEVIL!"He said."How come you were eating cherry frosting without telling me?" He then noticed Tea's lipstick was off and all over her face."Oh my God...."He said,then burst out laughing.Mokuba looked too. "You were making out with TEA!!!"He said,and joined Bones in laughing. "Whats the matter?"Weevil demanded."You'll do it too!!!" "But....."Bones chortled."Your so SHORT SHE'LL HAFTA BEND DOWN TO SMOOCH YA!!!"He let out a chain of laughs. Tea was embarrased.Her face was as red as a beet,but she wanted to cover for Weevil."He wasen't kissing me!"She scolded."I was doing it against his will!"She lied.Bones and Mokuba stopped laughing.Weevil whispered thank you to her.She nodded."Lets go into the room,Weevil."She said.Her and Weevil left."We'd better sneak on them."Mokuba said."What if they go as far as Rex and Mai did that one time?" Bones nodded.They quietly went up the stairs,hiding in the shadows.Mokuba's little pomeranian came running up,and barked.Bones simply stepped outta the shadows and showed the dog his face.It whimpered and ran off."You know,if I were you i'd keep a veil over your face,like The Gorgon."Mokuba said."That would be more surprising." Bones just tiptoed further up the stairs.He went to the door of the room they were in.He heard several groans."OH NO!"He said."They're doing it again!" Mokuba peeked through the bottom of the door."DRAT!"He cursed."Cant see a thing." Just then,a roach passed between Bones's feet. "DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"He screamed.Weevil heard and opened the door.He was covered with even more lipstick."GO AWAY AND GIVE ME PRIVACY!"He begged.Bones and Mokuba ran down the stairs."Eww..."Bones said."I just cant STAND roaches." Mokuba rolled his eyes."Your such a scardey cat!"He said. Bones was on the couch,huddled up."Dont let the roaches get me!"He pleaded."Dont let them!There so SCARYY!!"Mokuba squished the one that had ran under Bones's legs before.Bones looked up,and saw a fly on his shoe."AHH!"He screamed,causing it to fly away.Bones jumped off the couch."Aw,D*mnit."said Mokuba."Now Im bored.I think I just might take a nap." "NOO!"Bones said."Then Ill be bored." "Better both of us then just one." Bones thought about that."Im gonna go and play outside."He said."Im gonna play with you ball!"Bones knew Mokuba was selfsih,so he thought Mokuba would come out with him. "I dont care!"Mokuba shouted from upstairs and went into his room. Bones went outside.They had a very pretty backyard and it had a big pool,a fountain and was well trimmed.He saw the gardener working away.Bones walked up to him."Hey,uh,could you play with me?"He asked.The man looked up. "No,Id get fired."He said."Seto Kaiba gets mad if I stop working for even 1 second."Bones thought this was slavedriving."How much do you get payed?"He asked.The man groaned."20 cents an hour!Now go away before Seto Kaiba sees me talking to you!" But Bones was still curious."Thats not very good,is it?And you do all this for him.He should at least give you 20.00 an hour!Why do you work here when the paying is so terrible?" The gardener didn't answer,and just kept planting things."Come on,Mister."Bones said."Kaiba wont see you,and if he does Im sure I can get Mokuba to not get you fired." The man shook his head."Mokuba hates me."He said. Bones thought of something to say."Uh,so whats the answer to my question?How come you work here when you could work someplace much much better?" The man sighed."I cant find work."He said."I had to go begging to Seto Kaiba for work,and he made me give up every last cent of my money and act like a hummingbird for 5 minutes!!" Bones chuckled."Thats pretty funny."He said.

"Not in my point of view."The gardener said.Bones shut up.He looked up at the Window.Kaiba was pacing back and forth,and caught a glimpse of the Gardener and Bones. He ran outside."GET TO WORK!!"He yelled to the gardener."Your paycheck is now 5 cents an hour!One more episode like that and youll have lost your job!!" The man was sad."And Bones,Ive told you not to talk to him because hes worthless!Hes the equivalent of a statue to me!!!!"The man was very sad. Bones growled."You know what,Kaiba?"He asked."YOUR A BIG UGLY FAT JERK!!!!THIS MAN DOES ALL THIS WORK FOR YOU AND YOU JUST SIT THERE AND ONLY GIVE HIM 5 CENTS AN HOUR???" Kaiba was shocked."I see youve been talking to this man for quite a while."He said."So,Gardener,your fired!!" The gardener was shocked."But why?I tried not to start up a conversation with this annoying child,but he woulden't leave me alone!!" "Well,who heres the better one?Him,or you?" "Him." "Then the incident gets blamed on you."Kaiba said."Now just leave.Everything you owned belongs to me now." Kaiba stalked inside.The man gave an evil glimpse at Bones."Thanks to you,im on the streets now."He said. Bones watched the man walk out the manor gates,but then ran up to him."WAIT!!!!!"He said.The man looked back."What?"He asked. "Uh,Maybe I could talk to Kaiba.Just sit outside the mansion and Ill tell you what he said." The man smiled."Good luck to ya."he said."PLEASE get him to give me a bigger paycheck,too!"Bones nodded and ran inside. "Kaiba!KAIBA!!"He called.Kaiba stomped down the stairs."Whadda you want?"He asked.Bones sighed."I needa talk to you."He said."Even though I know you might not wanna consider it,please just hear me out!" Kaiba groaned."Oh,Alright."He said,sitting on the couch."Start talking." Bones took a deep breath."That man you just fired is gonna end up on the streets,Kaiba!Youve got all this wealth and you were only giving him 20 cents an hour!In my opinion,thats pretty greedy so I think you should rehire the man." Kaiba frowned."No way.If he had put himself to the point of acting like a hummingbird,then he must be pretty low.That man can rot in the streets for all I care." Bones started to think of something to say."But."He said."If you hire somebody else,then....a..............Maybe that person wont be as good with gardens as he was?Youve got a bush the shape of a piano out there!!!!" Kaiba thought."I didn't care about the garden job.I just wanted to see people in labor." Bones was shocked.How greedy!Bones saw a loose dollar bill on the floor."If you dont rehire the man,you cant have your dollar back!!" Kaiba thought."Okay!OKAY!I cant risk a dollar!"Bones smiled."Before I give your dollar back,youve gotta raise that mans check too.....$45.00 an hour!!" Kaiba gasped."Alright."He said.

"You promise?" "Promise." "Good then."Bones ripped the dollar in half."AGGGGGGGGHH!!Why'd you do that for?"Kaiba asked. "Because it was...FAKE!!!!!!!!!!"Bones said,and ran outside to tell the man the good news. The man was outside the fence."Hey guess what!?"Bones said."Kaiba said not only is he rehiring you,but he's raising your paying to $45.00 an hour!!!" The man was happy."Thanks."He said."I owe you one!The names Carl." "My name is Bones."Bones said."And you dont hafta pay me back it's just common kindness." Bones started to walk off."Hey!"Carl said.Bones turned around."After Im done with my job,Id be happy to play with you."

It took a moment for Bones to get that in."YAY!!!!"He said.He ran off and grabbed Mokubas red ball.He began to play with it. He saw someone walking down the street,and he looked VERY familier.Then he realized."Sid!!!"He said."Over here!!" Sid looked up."Bones?Is that really you?"He asked.Bones nodded.Sid looked around."Is it Okay if I come in the courtyard with you?"He asked.Bones nodded."Sure!Kaiba woulden't mind." Sid cautiously walked into the courtyard."Whadda you doing here at the Kaiba Mansion?I thought Kaiba hated all of us?" Bones shook his head."Nope.I saved his life.Hes letting me live here since I have no place to go ever since Boss threw me outta the group." "You dont hafta call him Boss no more if your outta the group." "Oh,thats right.I can call him Keith Howard now.So,why were you walking around this rich neighborhood when you only have about 2 dollars to your name?" Sid was sad."I even lost that....."He said.they knew sid was gay."Keith Howard is the star in my sky."Sid said,clamping his hands. "Yeah.............Except for the star part......"Bones said."I really didn't like im that much.He was mean to me and he FORCED me to join the phony group.There I was,minding my own buisness and being the sucky duelist I truly am and he comes up and tells me he'll beat me up if I dont join his group." He glared at Sid madly."But,other then that,I have no grudge against you." Sid looked at the gardner."Whose that fat old man?"He asked."He looks like my great great great great great grandfather did in the pics." "THAT happens to be my friend."Bones said."I just helped him outta something." Kaiba walked out,humming a song.He looked up."DAH!!!!!!"He said."Bones!Get away its a child molester!!" Bones rolled his eyes."Its just my friend Sid."He said."He needs some money.Will you lend it to him?" Kaiba burst out laughing."In his dreams!"He said."I only lend money to people I like!Security,get this man off my lawn." Security came and grabbed Sid."Bye Sid!"Bones said,waving."ARENT YOU GONNA HELP ME!!!!?"Sid called.Bones acted like he hadent heard a thing.He grabbed his ball and started to play with it again."Its time for lunch."Kaiba said."And I suggest you wash your hands before;youve been touching that ball,which belongs to mOkuba,which means the dog had it's mouth on it." Bones walked in,but he could still hear Sid's cursing.

"I cant take this anymore."Rex said."I know it's supposed to be relaxing but I need one of Kaiba's servants to fix my costume up for me." Mai sighed."I dont wanna go home."She said."This is great.We shouldent go home until tomorrow.Im sure Bones and Mokuba understand that if you hadent of came here then youd be going cookoo by now." Rexie sighed."I guess your right........"He said."I'm here to relax and all I can think of is Halloween!I really should stop worriying about women for a while." He grabbed his clarinet and played it.Mai growled."SHUT UP!!!!!!"She yelled."Or we'll leave!!!!" Rex smiled and Blew as hard as he could."OK OK!!"Mai said."We'll leave!"Rex smiled and grabbed his suitcase."Whadda you waiting for?"He asked. Mai started packing."I wasent packed."She said."And Im gonna take all my sweet time doing it."She began packing her clothes slowley into the suitcase."HURRY IT UP!"Rex shouted. "No."said Mai."I should be able to take all the time I need." She began to take her earring tree apart,and sort the earrings into diffrent bags."HURRY!"He said. She went even slower."MAI!!!!!!!!"He cried."Please let us leave!!"Mai could see that he really wanted to leave."Alright."She said,hurrying up. Soon,they were ready to go."FINALLY!"Rex chanted."I dont hafta WAIT for you anymore." He opened the door.A big fat woman was outside."GAHH!"Rex said,and slammed the door."Dont unpack.."He said."But I can tell we will be here a little longer." He couldent get the image of the really fat woman's fat outta his head.She was terrible!Her legs looked like helium balloons!" "Whats the matter?"Mai asked. "A big ol' fat woman was out there!"Rex whined."She was so big....and so...so...FAT!!" Mai looked outside."Oh my GOD!!!"She screamed."How can she live that way!I couldent imagine living like that!!" She almost swooned."Im so glad you dont look like that Mai."Rex said."I might just flee Domino City!" Mai frowned at him."Imagine Keith looking like that....."She said."THAT WOULD BE SOO DISCUSTING!!" Rex imagined.Keith was very muscualr and very very handsome,so it made Rex laugh to think of that. "That would be so funny if Joey and Yugi met up with Keith on thier way....."Mai said."Joey hates Keith so much!!" Rex laughed."Mai?Are we drunk?" Mai thought."I dont know Rex."She said."But if we are,it seems as if all my troubles have melted away on a big ol' white cloud." Rex laughed.She WAS drunk.

"How'd you like my grilled cheeses?"Kaiba asked.Bones and Mokuba lied,and said they were great.But Weevil and Tea had to tell the truth."Repulsive."Weevil said."Simply repulsive." Kaiba was sad."Really?"He asked.Bones and Mokuba decided to nod along with Tea and Wee."Aw well."Kaiba said."You guys never liked them before." "Hey Mokuba!"Bones said."Lets go play outside with Carl!" Mokuba cocked his head."Who in the world is Carl?" "Carls your gardener.You didn't know that?"Mokuba crinckled his face in discust."I dont PLAY with the gardner.His only purpose is to serve me and Seto." Bones frowned."Well,"He said."Because I live here now,Im gonna be playing with him.And you cant stop me."Kaiba handed Bones a fuzzy chick."Ill give you this chick if you willnever play with Carl again?!"He offered.Bones grabbed the chick."I want it!Ill go show it to Carl!"And he ran outside. He saw Carl planting seeds."Hey Carl!Look!"He said,showing Carl the chick."Oh,youve found a chick."Carl said."It looks like a baby dove." "How do I take care of it?"Bones asked. "Well,I think you should let it go.Doves belong in the wild,not in captivity."Bones nodded."Where should I let it go?" "How about on this tree branch."Said Carl,grabbing the chick and placing it on the branch because Bones was too short.

"Thank you!"said Bones."Kaiba wants me to stop playing with you." Carl didn't answer,like he didn't when he first met.Bones decided to leave him alone.Weevil walked out."Your not alone,Bones.I tell all my darkest secrets to one of my servants at home." Bones smiled.He was glad Tea hadent followed Wee."Which servant is it?"Bones asked. Weevil sighed."Well,he was an old man,about 90 or so.I used to tell him all my thoughts,like how I felt my life was being wasted away because Im a celebrity at the age of fourteen."He said."He was nice,and always gave me advice on what to do.I paid him the most,100.00 dollars a week." Bones gasped."Thats awesome!But whadda you mean by was...?" Weevil acted sad."Well,me and him were listening to music once,and he just had a heart attack and died.But I got over all that,after I met Tea and me and Rex became friends." Bones heard Carl let out an unhealthy hack."Do you think Carl will die soon?He said he was 92!!!" Weevil shrugged."I dunno.But it wont be very sad consedering you havent known him very long.Just make friends with a younger one." Bones sighed,as Tea came out and walked up to Weevil."Hey Weevil........"She said."I made us a sundae!" Weevil went inside with Tea.Mokuba walked out."Hello,Bones!"He said."Wanna play ball with me?" Bones thought."Hmmm...........No.I really dont feel like it anymore." Mokuba cocked his head.Bones always liked to play ball!"Whats the matter with you?"He asked."Your usually fun." Bones sat down in the grass."Well,uh,I shoulden't tell you,because you dont like what Im sad about."Mokuba nodded,and wanted to play."Com'n,Bones!"He said."I want you to play with me!!"Bones sat there."If you really want me to play with you,youll stop."He said."I said I dont feel like playing right now,Im really really sad!!" Just then the iron gates opened.Rex and Mai walked in."Hello Mai!!!"Bones said,and sprung up.He gave her a big hug."What was that all about?"She said."Help me and Rex get the luggage outta the limo." Rex was sad."I didn't get a hug....."He muttered.But he was just joking. Soon,all the luggage was unpacked."Hello guys."said Mai as she walked in.She noticed Weevil and Tea eating together and dropped her suitcase."WHAT THE-"She said."Weevil,whadda you doing?I told you that Id get together with you when I broke up with Rex!!!" Weevil looked up."Wella....I think you should make your own choices?"He offered.Mai smiled."Good.I wanna get together with you." Weevil's mouth dropped open.What should I say?He thought.i dont like her anymore,I like Tea!!He was glad Mai or Tea didn't know that."Uh....Mai,Ive decided friends is all we'll ever be.Your nothing like me and I cant go out with you because in my opinion your...well....slutty." Mai ran upstairs to put up her luggage and Tea whooped for joy."I didn't say I would go out with YOU."Weevil pointed out.

"SO!You didn't go out with Mai!"She said.Weevil shrugged."True."He said.He decided he'd go up and break the news to her."Tea,could you come upstairs with me?"He asked.Tea nodded.He led her upstairs."I think I know what he's gonna say..."Kaiba said.Mokuba was playing with a paddle ball."How boring."He said."So boring...So really really boring." Bones ran upstairs after Mai."Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai Mai!!!!"He yelled.Mai turned around."WHAT?!"She asked. "Are you sad that Weevil doesen't like you?"Bones asked.Mai sighed."Kind of.I really want a boyfriend......." Bones knew the right person.Bandit Keith!"Call Keith Howard."He said."Im sure he'd go out with ya." Mai shook her head."Too UGLY." "Joey?" "too....gentleman." "Yugi?" "Too QUEER." "Tristan?" "You know my problems with him!" "Sid?" "TOO UGLY AND BISEXUAL!!" Bones just shut up and changed the subject."I made a new friend."He said."And his name is Carl.He's the gardener outside this place.He's really nice." Mai smiled."Thats cool."She said,looking at the clock.It said 8:00 at night."Gosh this day went by fast."She commented."I barely realized that it was passing." Bonesy smiled."Thats why Im so tired.But I dont wanna go to sleep.No No No!!" "Well,in one hour you and Mokuba have to."Mai pointed out."Your young and need your sleep."Bones left the room, mumbling. He found Mokuba."Mai says we hafta go to bed at NINE!!!!!!I liked it so much better when she wasent here."Mokuba liked going to bed at nine. "TOMORROWS HALLOWEEN!!"Rex spouted,calling in a servant to stitch up his dinosuar costume."Im gonna be a Toon Alligator!"Mokuba said. "Im gonna be.....Myself."said Bones.He was sad.Kaiba rolled his eyes."Bones,Im sure theres something we can do to make you more scary!!" Bones was happy."WHAT?!"He asked. "Well,we could.....uh........HECK,ITS HOPELESS!!!!" Bones was sad.But at least he'd be scarier then Rex or Mokuba."Maybe you could....a....make his eyes glow or something,or make em bloodshot?"Rex suggested.But Kaiba didn't hear.He was looking upstairs."Whadda you doing?"Rex asked. "Im waiting for Weevil and Tea to come down."He said."Because if he says no,Tea will be all crying because she was rejected.But then again,if he says yes,she will look idiotic from her whoops of joy knowing she's about to be a millionar." Rex nodded.His and Kaiba's thinking was inturupted by a long,perilous groan."GRRRRROAN!!"Mokuba said. Kaiba looked at him."What the h*ll is tha matter with you?"He asked.Mokuba groaned again."Im GROANING because I want some icecream!"He said.Kaiba pointed tworeds the fridge.Mokuba and Bones jumped up.But they couldent reach."How pathetic..."said Bones."I cant even reach the freezer!!!Your taller,get the ice cream!" But Mokuba couldent reach neither."Sorry."He said."I cant either.But perhaps we can stand on a chair?" Bones shook his head."We shoulden't,its against Kaiba's rules." Mokuba rolled his eyes."It's not like Seto would even care!!!"He said. Bones snarled his face all ugly like."IF YOU STAND ON ONE OF KAIBA'S CHAIRS ILL GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND FEED THEM TO THE DOG!!!!" Mokuba stood there,blinking."Uh....Alright then."He said. Bones's face went back cute."OK."He said."IM gonna get Rex." He walked up to Rex.He inhaled deeply,then yelled at the top of his lungs,"REXXXXXXXX!!!" Rex jumped back about three feet or more."WHATT!!?"He yelled,almost just as loud."Could you get the ice cream for me and Mokuba?"Bones asked.Rex thought."No.Im waiting for Weevil and Tea to come down.When they come down,talk to....Tea." "What about Mai?Where is she?" "Shes upstairs cryin'" "I see.Me and Mokuba will make her feel better,right Mokuba?" "Huh?What?"(That was Mokuba.) Bones slapped his head."Youll see when we get up there." Him and Moe Moe(0_0)went up the stairs.Bones pressed an ear to the door."Whats she crying about-" "SH!"Bones said."Im listenin'." He heard her cry and blubber."Uh....MAI?"He asked. "GO AWAY YOU BRAT!!!!" Bones snapped back."Whoa..."He muttered."PLEASE LET BONES COME IN?"He asked again. "NO!" Mokuba decided to try."MAI?"He asked."ITS MOKUBA!!!" Silence. "YOU GO AWAY TOO!!!!"Bones pounded the door."MAI,LET US IN OUR....WE'LL PUT A NOTE UNDER THE DOOR?" "I WONT READ IT!!!!" Bones was sad."Why wont you read what Bones has to say?"He mumbled. Silence again. "BECAUSE YOU REFER TO YOURSELF AS BONES!!!!" Bones didn't listen and wrote a note.It said,

Let me and Mokuba come into the room. We want some ice cream and nobody will bother to get it for us.When you need something, (Ha!)Just see if I'll help!!!! -Bones

He slid it under the door,and heard Mai pick it up.She swung open the door,a surprised look on her face.She looked b*tchy.But then her face sofened.She bent down and embraced Bones and Mokuba in a hug."Im sorry..."She said."Im so sorry I called you a brat,Bones!Ill get you your ice cream!!" She began to walk down the stairs.Mokuba and Bones exchanged glances."Whoa..."said Mokuba."Ive never seen her like that.Or,I didn't remember her being like that because....Im STUPID." Bones walked down after Mai.Mokuba soon followed.

"Tea."said Weevil."I wanted to tell you no matter how much you ask I just cant be with you!" Tea was all teary eyed."But Why?"She asked."You acted like you were starting to like me!!" Weevil sadly shook his head."Nope."He said,his voice wavering with nervousness.Tea looked up."Your a JERK!"She said."You may have helped me become famous,but only with a BAR!I dont know why I like you!Your the worst person alive!" She stomped downstairs,bawling.She went into Weevil's guestroom to terroize his belongings.But she caught her eye on something.His diary was wide open.(Seeming like a soap opera on Weevil and Tea's part,huh?) Her eyes caught one word.It was her name.She tried to resist,but she sat down and started to read the diary.Its said,:

Dear Diary,I have a big problem.There's this girl named Tea Gardener(This is the part that had caught her eye)And she's.....Madly in love with me.She's the first one whose ever been in love with me,which is quite normal to some people because Im fourteen,but thats a diffrent story.She's so much greater then any other girl alive.If so,then why cant I seem to tell her why I cant get together with her?I love her with all my heart,surely,but I cant bring myself to accept.I feel that her life will be ruined as mine was,because when she gets together with me she will become a celebrity like me.I cant keep liying though!!! -Weevil(Why am I talking to a BOOK?)

Tea stared at the diary.She gaped."Geez..."She said."Jumping all over him for NOTHING."She ran upstairs to apoligize to Wee.Wee was playing video games,like nothing had ever happened.Tea brought the diary up with her.Weevil saw Tea."Oh,Hello!Look,Im at the last level!!"He said.Tea smiled."I see.....But I needa talk to you a minute." Wee paused the game."What?"He didn't see his diary in her grip until now.She thumbed to the page."Weevil..."She said."Why didn't you tell me the truth?" Weevil was sad."Well..a....I just didn't feel you would take it very well...Did you read all the note?"Tea gave a sheepish nod.Weevil ws about to yell,but he realized something.Was kinda stupid for me to leave it out open.Weevil thought.He cleared his throat. "Your not MAD,are you?"He asked.Tea shook her head."Weevil,tell me why your life was ruined."She said.Weevil sighed."Because."He said."I know you PROBLEY dont even have an IDEA what I mean,but youll get it.You still wanna hear?" Tea nodded.Wee groaned."Fine."He said."Have you EVER in your life had to sign autographs by the million?I mean,after Im done with an interveiw or something,my hand hurts for weeks.And in the week,I hafta do MORE autographs.Its a pain." Tea nodded."Well.....Thats a point......."She said."But Rex doesent complain much about that." "BECAUSE REX IS VAIN!!He LIKES the soreness of his hands from autographs!" Tea kept listening.Weevil then pointed at his bodyguard."And look at this!A bodyguard!I cant go anywhere without im!And,he SMACKS when he chews.Im barely a teenager!I wanna be able to have fun without a grown up around!But if I got caught without him by a police officer,I get in major trouble." Tea seen where this would be a problem."Rex doesent have a bodyguard." "Because he sued the company." "Why dont you sue?" "Im not that kinda person.And I dont wanna be shot!Rex is stupid,he could be killed any second!!" "Are you done griping?" "yeah,I guess..." "GOOD!!"Tea said."I cant beleive I even asked!"Weevil turned off his video game and walked downstairs.Kaiba and Rex were waiting for them."So,what did Weevil say,Tea?"Rex asked.Tea looked at Weevil. "I said........."Weevil began,"That I would LOVE to go out with her tonight." Tea's face broke into a smile,and she shreaked."Thank you!THANK YOU!!"She yelled.Bones and Mokuba looked over."Mai,"said Bones,"Whats the matter with them?" Mai shrugged."I dunno."She said. She took a bite of ice cream and clutched her mouth."My teeth!!"She yelled. Bones and Mokuba stared at her."WHAT is your problem?"Mokuba asked. "I HAVE SENSITIVE TEETH!!"Mai yelled."I really loved sweets when I was a little girl and now my teeth hurt when I eat somethin' cold!"

Bones and Mokuba pushed the ice cream away."I dont think I want it anymore."said Bonesy.Mokuba threw his and Bones's in the trash."Ive got a GREAT idea!"said Mokuba."Lets write........A PLAY!" Bones was happy."Yeah!About Mc Beth or William Shakesphere!!" Mokuba blinked."Who in the firey depths of that place is McBarf and William Squarehead!!" "MC BETH AND WILLIAM SHAKESPHERE!!"Bones corrected."And thier very important peices in literature as we know it today.Without-" "SHUT UP!I dont wanna here your rumbling about things I dont understand." Bones was sad.He noticed Mai was banging her fork,trying to hit the canary on the head.He simply stared at her with a mad look on his face and said,'Do you need therapy?'And she stopped. "I think it's time to end this chapter;"said Kaiba."Afterall,Joey IS the main character of this story." Rex nodded."I think I agree."