Part two,Chapter fourteen
"And then...."said Joey,"The woman stalks in,and she finds her beloved dog,and DRIVES HER HUSBAND INSANE!!"They were telling ghost storys in the hotel,at about 10:00 at night. "Thats stupid."said Keith."SID could do better then that!!"Everyone shuddered."Ill tell a story about puppys dogs and rainbows and dreams that come true!!"Yugi said. Keith snickered."No,it would be more like queers and gigilos and boy/boy romances."Yugi felt like killing the man."So,we need to start heading to Lakeside tommorow."said Joey."Although,Im not sure Id want to.Kaiba tells me that Agent Bill(The head Agent in Part one,Kaiba becomes a Spy.If you are reading this one,read That one first.)is real strict.He'll hunt you down if you sneak out,and trick you for no reason.Its TERRIBLE!!" Yugi grabbed a candy bar."you know..."He said."I found this candy bar under the bed.Should I eat it....Or not?Or maybe save it for later?" Joey laughed."NO!"He said."You just might be getting...A LITTLE TASTE OF DEATH!!!"Everyone laughed at his joke,except Yugi.(A little taste of death is a really scary ghost story.You should read it sometime.) Yugi threw the lolli away anyhow."Im going to bed."said Keith."Because we have no more horses,we're gonna hafta walk there." Joey remembered."Oh yeah."He said."Well,at least Lakeside isn't very far away.And after that is Blue Paradise City.Rex claims it's a beauty there." Keith decided to do something before going to bed."Lets have....a story writing contest."He said."Just to have fun." Yugi and Joey agreed."That sounds great!!"Yugi cheered."Who starts?" Keith thought."me."He said,and began.It turned out like this: Once,Bandit Keith was getting REAL irratated with Yugi and Joey.So he grabbed his sharpest and LARGEST butcher knife and charged tworeds the sleeping horrors.He struck Joey in the back,killing him instantly.He plowed the knife into Yugi's queer head and ended his miserable life.The world was a much better place ,but there was still that Tea girl.... Joey didn't let him finish."Hmm..."He said."Yug,you can go before me." Yugi started to write.It ended up like this: Once,Yugi was playing ball with his good friends Keith and Joey when a colorful bird came past."YAYAYAY!!"said Yugi,and ran after the thing.It turned around and showered the ground with jewels and diamonds."Yes!!"said Yugi."And it's SOO close to my mother's Birthday!!" He grabbed the glistening diamonds,sharing some with His friends.They all bought thier heart's disire,but after donating to charity. I like that one."said Joey."Now it's my turn." Once,Joey was a very handsome Prince who lived in a palace with his sercants Yugi and Keith.They would get him whatever he pleased.But then one day,Keith fell out the window.This coulden't have been a better day for Yugi or Joey.They went out and celebrated.But keith,who was in the hospital,KNEW what they were doing ans wasent too happy about it."Just you wait!!"He said. He then closed his eyes and DIED. OH YEAH!!"said Keith."The public will like what I do better!!Watch!!" Joey couldent see anything wrong."What?"He asked.(You can probley guess what Keith did,he turned the writing blue) Keith rolled he eyes."I wanna......tell you guys a REAL NICE FACT."He said. Joey and Yugi listened. "Ok."said Keif."If you hurt a frog bad enough,it will scream."He said."Whoa...."Joey gawked."I didn't know that.So if I pick up a frog and pull on it's back leg,then it'll scream like Mai does when she....you know?" Keith shrugged."I dunno.What did I just say?" Joey sighed."Lets go......TO THE PET SHOP!!!!"(Makes hero music.)said Yugi."Yeah!"said Joey."We can go and look for a pet." Keith was sad."I wonder what happened to my little white chinchilla...."He mumbled."Maybe I can find another at the...PET SHOP!!!!!"(Makes Hero Music.) "The lets go!"said Joey.
They walked into the pet shop.The smell of wet dog and cat poop overwhelmed them."GROSS!"said Joey."I dont think I can go on!!!" But he did anyway,but by holding his nose."Can I help you?"A helper man asked.Joey thought."We're looking for a pet.....regutivly a SMALL one...small enough for a hotel room.Do you have anything that's short haired,loyal and doesent eat alot?" The man thought."Well,we do have.........A CAT,OR A BAT(Starts to make music that you might see on a musical.) "Wait a minute...STOP THAT MUSIC!!!"said Keith.(The music goes to a screeching halt.)"This isn't a musical,we just want a pet." The clerk nodded."Alright then.Follow me."He began to lead them through the store.First,he stopped at the puppy cages."These are our puppys."He said."They are all purebred." Yugi looked at a puppy with big brown eyes."AWW!!Look at this,Guys!!"The puppy barked.'No way."said Joey."Puppys that look like that turn out to be horrors.Lets go on to the next animal."Tha man led them to the birds."All these birds are exotic.They come from South Africa and-" "NO BIRDS!"said Keith."They stink.Take us to the mice." The man lead them to the mice."All of these mice are albino,making them rare.We sell them for 50 dollars each." Joey,Yugi and Keith exchanged glances."Nope.Too expensive."said Joey."Got anything cuter?" The man led them to the kittens."These cats are all expensive,rare breeds.Oh,except that one."He pointed to one.Yugi walked over to it.It was a white kitty,with black ears,a black stripe on it's forehead and a black heart shaped spot on it's back.It had black eyes and a bell tied around it's tail.It was quite small. "Look,guys."said Yugi."Its sad.We should get this one." Joey and Keith walked over.It mewed,sadly."AWWW!!!"said Keith."We HAFTA get this one.No questions about it." The man took the animal outta the cage and handed it to Yugi."How much do you want for it?"Yugi asked. "Oh,take it for FREE.We're more then happy to get rid of it!" Yugi cheered.They bought some food and walked outta the petshop. "What should we name it?"Joey asked."Something...CUTE." "NO!"said Keith."Something COOL." They thought."Well,"said Yugi."It's a girl,and it has a bell on it's tail....Lets call it BellKitty!!!" Everyone liked that name."And Bell for short!"said Joey.Everyone agreed.They called a taxi and began to drive back to the hotel. The taxi driver reached the hotel and collected his money."Thank you!!"Yugi called as the man drove off.They went into thier room.Yugi fixed the cat's food,and it began to eat."Mokuba and Bones would like Bell."said Yugi."I cant wait until we get home so they can see it!!!" It ate up all the catfood. "Hey."said Keith."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." "What?"Joey asked. "When it gets close to wintertime,cats begin to grow a thicker coat of fur.But when It reaches summer,a cat sheds the thick coat." "Oh.I guess that is interesting."said Joey."Bit we're not talking about that.We're talking about Bell Kitty." "0.o"said keith."What did I say?"Joey looked at him with a strange look on his face. "Lets go for a stroll around town."said Yugi."It'll be fun." "But I dont wanna."said Joey."you see thiers rapists,and killers,-starts to play the musical music again.-" "STOP!!!!This isn't a musical!!"Keith yelled.Joey was sad."It would be nice if this WAS a musical,though!!!!"said Yugi."Like,Grease or something." Keith hated Grease."Want me to change the color of the writing again?"he asked.Nobody answered."Aw,what the h*ll.Lets watch a movie." They turned on TNT.The movie Grease was on by coincedence.Sandy was singing hopelessly devoted to you,.and Yugi was singing along.It sounded exactly like her.Joey and Keif burst out laughing."You make a perfect Sandy!!!"Joey remarked."Just get you a blonde wig and Whoola!" Yugi was sad."I can make fun of it."said Keith."But I dont sound like a girl." He scribbled something down on some paper.It said, My heart is not the first heart,to have slurs, and my eyes are not the first to blur But baby dont you know thiers just no getting bloody revenge on you, I hope the city voted for you But now,I try to let it slide,instead of flay your ugly hide,Im Out of my head,Hope the city voted for you,hope the city voted for you My head is saying Fool,slotter hi-im,and my heart is saying,Dont let gooo!! bust open his head,thats not what I intend to do,I hope the city voted for you But now,I will let it slide,and not flay your ugly hi-ide!Im out of my head,hope the city voted for you,hope the city voted for YOU!!! Joey burst out laughing."Thats funny!!!"He said."How'd you come up with that?" "I was singing it in my mind when Mai put sugar in my gas tanks."He said.Joey got a surprised look on his face. "I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT."said Yugi. "NOOO!!"Keith wailed."Thats my job!!!" Yugi brushed it off."Fine then."He said."But you hafta do one NOW." Keith began to think."What should I do it about?it has to do with revenge,because thats what we were just talking about." Joey was about to suggest something,but Keith thought something up. "OK.Heres the REAL NICE FACT."said Keith."If you kill somebody,they must have been bothering you first.But that doesent mean you cant LIE about it." Joey blinked."Thats a very nice tip Keith."He said."But if thiers little children reading this story,that wouldent be appropriate." "SOO!!!"said Keith."What child would wanna read a story about a buncha crazy teenagers?!" "A STUPID ONE." 'Guess you have a point.OK,heres the new REAL NICE FACT.Killing people is totally wrong,so never EVER do it." "Thats better."Yugi remarked.Keith nodded."Lets talk about Kaiba."He said."Kaiba's interesting." "No,Pegusas."said Joey. "Sid!!!"said Yugi.With that name,Keith gave a wail of anquish."SID!!!"He yelled."My friend!!!In love with me!" Joey and Yugi blinked."Huh?"Joey asked. "Well,at first I thought me and Sid were just friends and then he mentioned wanting to be my lover.And how sick is that?I was gonna ask Zigor to beat him up,but Zigor was GAY WITH HIM!!!And Bones was already gone living at the Kaiba Mansion,so I couldent protect myself.I was almost.....uh..boy raped,but I escaped." Joey was stifling laughter."Thats hilarious."He said."I had no idea Sid was gay.And they say only handsome ones are gay..." Keith shot him a look of hatred."Lets talk about....Halloween because it's tomorrow."said Yugi. Keith gave another wail of anquish."HALLOWEEN!ME AND BONES'S SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER!!" Yugi and Joey stared."Huh?" "Ever since Bones was OLD ENOUGH TO WALK,me and him used to go trick or treating together.We got lots of candy becasue he was so scary.And one day He just gives me the wrong booze and I blow up on him,and send my pet dog after him when he was just trying to do his job.And he's LITTLE,and probley didn't understand what Royal Crwon Cola is,and got the wrong bottle." "WHOA......"said Joey."Kaiba LOVES to steal your friends,huh?" Keith nodded."Then let's talk about......Chili."said Yugi.Keith let out another wail of anquish. Joey and Yugi blinked."Huh?" "Me and Zigor used to work together to make some GREAT chili.I mean,this chili was so incredibly HOT that if you took one bite youd need 10 gallons of water.And anyway,Me and him were working on chili and all the sudden he announces that he and Sid are GOING OUT.I didn't know what he meant until I found out he was GAY.I drank 10 times as much that day.I had to get liver surgery." Joey laughed."Thats HILARIOUS!!!"He said."Everything reminds you of your gang,huh?" "Yes."Keith said."Sid recently called me and know what he said?He said that Bones looked PERFECTLY HAPPY living with that B*tch Kaiba!!I mean,I offered him the same!!!" Joey rolled his eyes."Your not as rich as Kaiba."He said."And Mokuba is closer to his age,and Kaiba is nice to him.Because Mai is staying with Rex while Rex gets some things straightened out,Bones also wants to stay.It's simple." "But that makes me JEALOUS." "Live with it." Keith decided that was a good enough answer."Did he also look happy because when he was living with me I poisened his lizard?" Eveyone stared,and Keith shut up."Ive also noticed about Sid and Zigor,that they've been looking alot healthier."said Yugi."Why?" Keith sighed."I hate to admit this,but...uh.......I was starving them.ALL OF THEM.Im lucky Zigor didn't pound me." "Well,"Joey said."and you wonder why Bones is happier with Kaiba?I see him stuffing his face full each day.I could call CPS on you right now,Bandit keith." Bandit keith was sad.He felt very guilty about all this.So guilty,he decided to dial up each of his old friends on his cell phone and apoligize.First,he dialed Zigor.The phone rang and rang and rang.Finally,Zigors answering machine came on.It said,'Hello,nice caller.If you are calling for me,Zigor,then leave a message-any length-after the beep.But if you are BANDIT KEITH,the double crossing snitch,leave me and Sid alone." Keith slammed the phone down."OMG!!!!"He said. "What?WHAT?"Joey asked. "s-sid and Zigor......ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!!!!! "Keith choked.Everyone gasped."Holy COW!!"Yugi said."Thats discusting.Tristan doesent sleep with his mom and he's in love with her!!!!" Keith almost dissolved in laughter."Thats TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!"He said."Even more terrible then when I slept with JLo!!!" Joey and yugi stared."Well....a...not exactly slept,but rested...."Keith finished.They stopped staring. "Was it Zigors' answering machine?"Yugi asked.Keith nodded.He deicded to call Bones's cell number.It rang a couple of times,then he heard Bones pick it up."Hello?"He asked.He seemed outta breath.He could hear Mokuba in the background saying,'Why cant you be it for a change?You run to fast!!' "Its Bandit Keith."Keith said.He just KNEW Bones had a shocked look on his face."Get screwed."Bones said."I dont wanna talk to you and never will.Leave me alone.Quit hounding me.GET F*CKED." Keith cringed at his vulgar language."Uh,please let me talk."said keith.
"Get Talking,J*ck*ss."came Bones's reply. "Well,uh,Im sorry that I poisened your lizard,starved you and sicked my dogs on you,coughed blood on you,abused you and so forth." Bones didn't answer for a long long time. "YOU POISENED MY LIZARD?YOUR SICK!!YOUR A @$$HOLE WITH NO RESPECT FOR ME!GET BENT!" Keith cringed once again."Im sorry."He said in a small voice. "SORRY?SORRY?YOU DID ALL THAT STUFF AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY?YOULL HAFTA DO MUCH MORE THEN JUST SAY SORRY!LIKE WHEN YOU COME HERE,SAY IT SINCERLY TO MY FACE AND BUY ME A PRESENT AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!" Keith sorta had been expecting all this cursing.But not this bad from a child that was barely 8. "Well,the best I can do now is say Im sorry,and when I come Ill buy you some chocolate." He heard Bones grit his teeth."YOU KNOW I HATE CHOCALATE!!!"He screamed. "Sorry,sorry,sorry."said Keith."I forgot.Ill get you something DIFFRENT." "OK!!!!"Bones screeched."BUT DONT YOU EVER CALL ME AGAIN UNTIL YOU COME HERE AND SHOW YOUR UGLY,ACHOHOL ADDICTED FACE!!!!" Keith quickly hung up,because Bones had started his cussing again. "Howd it go?"Yugi asked."TERRIBLE."Keith said,truthfully. "O."Yugi said."Im tired,so Im going to bed.Nighty Night." He went over to his bed and closed his large eyes."I guess Id better drive to The Kaiba mansion real quickly."said Keith."You guys stay here for a min.Do you have anything I could give to Bones?" Joey began to look through his knapsack."Uh,I have Kleenex,Starbursts,Teddy Bear,thats all." Keith tried to choose."Uh,I think He'd like the teddy bear." He grabbed it.But what he didn't know was that this would be the WORST NIGHT OF HIS LIFE. He walked out the door."Can I come with you real quick?"Joey asked."It would only take about 10 minutes to get back in a rental car."Keith nodded."Sure."He said."Now we can drive to Swanlake." They got in the car,not thinking twice about having left Yugi asleep on the bed.Keith started up the rental car.It was a Convertable,with no top. He began to drive,even though he drove terribly."Keith,do you know what your doing?"Joey asked."You keep almost hitting trees." "I can drive JUST FINE."Keith said."It's just that my vision isnt the greatest tonight." He kept honking at people for no reason."BANDIT KEITH!!!"Joey would yell. "What?"Keith asked."He almost whirred into me!!" "It was YOU who almost hit HIM!!!"Joey said.Bandit Keith cringed back into his seat.He soon drove into the Kaiba mansion driveway. He rang the doorbell.Kaiba answered."Why hello,guys!!Bones has been expecting you,Keith."Keith stepped into the house. Bones was sitting at a table,playing a gameboy."BONES!!"Keithsaid.Bones looked up."Oh Hi BANDIT KEITH."He said. "Im waiting for something." Keith sighed."Im sorry,Bones.I was all messed up and was an alcholic then." Bones thought."I accept your apoligy.Now,what have you brought me?" Keith couldent help noticing that was just a tinge rude."Uh,yes."He said,handing him the teddy bear.Bones hugged it."Thank you boss!!!"He said.Keith was happy that he was calling him Boss again. Bones sneezed."What the-"He said,then looked at the stub tag.When he read it,he got the UGLIEST and EVILEST look he could manage on his face. "YOU IDIOT!!!"Bones screamed."THIS IS MADE OF POLIESTER!!!" Keith shrugged."Whats the matter with Poliester?" Bones sneezed 3 more times. "IM ALLERGIC TO POLIESTER,YOU MORON!!!!FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS KNOWN ME THIS LONG ID THINK YOUD KNOW THAT!!!" Keith shurgged."No.You never told me." "YES i DID!!!SEVERAL TIMES!!!" Keith sighed."Im sorry."But Bones had already heard this before."I cant take your idiotic ways one day longer!!!!I dont accept your apoligy!We will NEVER be friends again!I think you KNEW the bear was made of poliester,and you just gave it to me so Id Go into sneezing fits!Your DISCUSTING!!!" Keith was stuttering.Then Mai came in."WHAT is going on here?"She asked,looking at Bones's face.(Probley because Bones still was wearing the ugly look.) "Keith gave me this bear and Im allergic to poliester and he knew it!!!"Bones said,sneezing 4 times in a row.He had cupped a hand over his nose to keep snot from coming out. "Uh,I think Keith didn't know."Mai said."You should accept his apoligy,Bones.The bible says forgive and forget." "OK."Bones said."I forgive you Keith.Im so sorry." Keith smiled.THAT was the real Bones,not the cussing one. "Bones,lets go upstairs and try to get rid of that runny nose and sneezing."Mai said,dragging Bones upstairs. Rex walked up."Wow."He said."I didn't know the kid had it in him.So are you guys gonna stay?" Joey shook his head."Nope.We REALLY should be heading back.Right Keith?Keith?" But Keith was staring over at the couch.He pointed.Joey looked over.Tea and Weevil were making out."What the-"Joey said. "Oh,that."Rex said."Weevil and Tea went out tonight.When they came back,I think Weevil was as horny as a toad." Joey laughed at the joke."Com'n,Keith."He said."I just remembered that we left Yug asleep on the bed alone." "HES 14,HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!!" "I know,but what if some dumb killer comes in and slotters him?" Keith had to admit he had a point. "Bye!"They said,and climbed into the car. Keith began to drive.He was wobbly."Whats wrong?"Joey asked."Why do you drive like this?" "Because I want too....and I CAN."came Keith's answer.He drove onto the road. He almost hit some mailboxes."Bandit keith!!"Joey said."Slow down!!!!!!!!!!!!"Keif went faster,then schreeched to a stop.Joey almost had a heart attack.Keith laughed."Just a little joke."He said. He went driving down a lonley road.All the sudden he swerved."What was THAT?"Joey asked.He noticed Keith had a startled look on his face."I dont know!"He said."All the sudden,I swereved." Keith looked ahead."These headlights arent working.Its hard to see."He said. He was very worried,becasue his seeing was terrible,and the sunglasses didn't help.He pulled the sunglasses up."THIS isnt much better."He said."I think Im lost." Joey rolled his eyes."What have you gotten us into NOW?"Joey asked."Your gonna be the death of me yet."Be quiet."Keith said."Im trying to concentrate." He drove the car onto some grass."Get outta the car."He directed at Joey."I cant drive." Him and Joey got outta the car as it was still slowley going.It crashed into a pole,but no fire came out.It was just smoking."Just GREAT!!!"Joey said."Now we're gonna have a huge FINE,you jerk!!!" "Shuddap!"said Keith."Did you wanna die?" Joey shook his head."Guess not.Why couldent you drive?" "Because."He said."Im having pains." "Oh."Joey said."I guess thats.....a reason." "Now we have no way to get home." "I guessed that since you CRASHED the car." "Lets call a taxi."Keith phoned up a taxi.
Soon,they were back in the hotel.Yugi had been worried."You just...LEFT me here!!"Yugi said."And I was...SNNNXXX!!!"He dropped off to sleep.Joey walked into the kitchen.Keith was in there.He was pouring Milanta On a spoon,eating the milanta off the spoon and getting somemore."You dork."Joey said."That could kill you.Thats MEDICENE." "So."Keith said."I NEED it.Im having stomach aches." "Well,your still an idiot."Joey said."I wanta soda.Where are they?" "Soda?We dont have no soda.All I bought was BEER.Sorry.Unless you become an alchoholic,then you dont get nothing." Joey got some water from the tap.It tasted like snot.He walked into the living room and turned the T.V on."Come here and see this."He said to Keith.It was something on an escaped prisoner,and a case of Whooping Cough. "Whoa."said Joey."That desiese sounds scary.I hear that when you breath in,it sounds like your saying,WHHOOP!" Keith shuddered."Gross."He said."Im gonna call and schedule a doctor's appointment for me tomorrow.I think something's wrong." "I wouldent be surprised if it's your liver!"Joey said."Alcohal tears up your liver really really really bad.Either that or you could have appendicidus." Keith laughed."Ha!That stuffs really rare.I COULDENT have them." Joey shrugged."Whateva you say."He said.He continued to watch the news.Keith went over to the phone. Joey kept watching,and he heard Yugi shift."Hey Yug,cut it out."He said.Yugi blinked his eyes and woke up."Wha?"He asked."I was just Dreaming." "Dreaming about what?" "You DONT wanna know." Joey leaned back and felt the covers.They were wet."Did you have a.....wet dream?"He asked.Yugi looked ashamed. Keith got off the phone after a while."They said I hafta go in for X Rays tomorrow instead of just going to the doctor's office.They say it sounds like my appendix." Yugi gaped."OMG!!!"He said."You might die!Order a tombstone!!" Keith laughed."Thier not sure.They said it might be stress.But,they just wanna check it out,to make sure." Yugi looked realived.He saw alot that he could be stressed about!"Im going to bed."Joey said,and turned out the lights.He went to sleep and had TERRIBLE dreams.He dreamed about Pegusas.
In the morning,Keith was gone.He had left a note on the table that said,'I have gone for X rays.I should be back shortly.Signed,Keith' Joey was glad he had at least left a note."Yug!Wake up!"He said.Yugi snored louder."YUG!!!"Joey screamed.Yugi woke up."Whoa?What?"He asked. "We needa call for breakfast."He said."We dont have Keith here to make it." "But Keiths cooking sucks."Yugi said. "THEN ARENT YOU GLAD WE GET TO ORDER OUT???!!!!!"Joey screamed,irratated. He picked up the phone and ordered Doughnuts.They soon came.They were DISCUSTING. "Keith's cooking is better then this."Yugi said."This SUX." Joey shrugged."Deal with it."He said."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." "But those are Keith's job!"Yugi said. Joey shrugged."Keith isnt here right now,is he?" Yugi shook his head. "OK."said Joey."Dont you ever drink alchohal children,because it causes severe liver damage.If you need a transplat,you may not be able to find a doner in time.So be smart." Yugi nodded."Thats very true,Joey."He said. "What did I say?"Joey asked."This is what Keith always does..." Just then,Keith burst in."Still waitin' for the results."He said,sitting by the phone."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." Joey and Yugi were too scared to tell him Joey had just done it. "Dont you ever drink alchohal,children,because it causes severe liver damage.If you need a transplant,you may not be able to find a doner in time.So be smart." "WOW,Keith!!!!"Joey said."Thats REAL true....heh heh...." Keith shot a look of hatred at im.The phone rang.Keify snatched it.It was a recording about the electric bill. "D*MN!!"He shouted,and slammed the phone back down.It then rang again.He answered it.Joey and Yugi were watching his mouth drop to the ground. He put it down,his face white."What is it?"Yugi asked.Keith gulped. "MY LIVER IS TORN UP FROM ALL THE ALCHOHAL!!!!!!'He screamed.He tore up the carpet and sank to the floor.(This is why you shoudlent become a drunk.) "Uh,Keith?"Joey asked."I hate to say this but....YOUR GONNA DIE AND I TOLD YA SO." Keith looked up."I wont die.I just need a doner.And a hospital FAST." "Ill take you."Joey said.Him and Keith rushed out the door,leaving yugi standing.He decided to call the Kaiba Mansion and tell them the news.It rang a couple times,then Kaiba answered."Hello?The Kaiba resedence." "Its me,Yugi." "Hi Yugi!Whats up?You sound pretty worried bout something." "I am.Bandit Keith was just taken to a local hospital.Seems his liver got ruined from all the drinking..heh." Kaiba froze,then let out a whoop of joy."Whoo hoo!!"He said."Finally!!" Mai grabbed the phone from Kaiba."Whats happeneing Yugi?"He heard her say. "Uh,Keith was just taken to a local hospital."Yugi repeated."His liver is RIPPED TO SHREDS." Mai gasped."Bones wont like this...."She said."Call and tell me the room number when he gets there,and I'll visit." Yugi smiled.He thought she was very nice. Then,Yugi heard a shirll scream."What the-"He said,but then he also heard Mai scream with terror and sadness and the phone hung up.He was very worried,but when he tried to call back the phone was disconnected. "Good LORD!!!"He said."This is bad." He was scared.So scared,he phoned up a Taxi to the hospital so that he could get there,he wanted to tell Joey just what he had heard at the Kaiba mansion.What if they all got killed? As soon as the Taxi arrived,he got in and told him where he needed to go. The taxi driver was one of those people who liked to talk to the people he drove around. "Why the long face?"He asked. "Well,Im scared about my friends.Something strange just happened there,I heard the two females scream.And whats worse is that my other Friend is there for severed liver from alcohal.He needs a doner." The man knew that Yugi probley was gonna be sad for a long time."Well....seems like your an unlucky guy."He said. Yugi nodded,hoping the man couldent see that through his little mirror that all cars have up on the dashboard. "Ill bet the resta my friends were murdered."He mumbled."I sure hope that Rex was.Thats all." "Rex Raptor?Why him?" "Cuz I just HATE im." "Oh.Good enough reason." They went into the parking lot.Yugi got outta there."Thanx for the ride."He said.The man tipped his hat and drove on.Yugi ran into the hospital,and to the information desk. "Hi.Is a Keith Howard addmitted here?"He asked. The woman looked."Yes.Room 212."She said.Yugi said Thank You and ran to that room.When he went in,Keith was laying in bed. "Keith!!!"He said."Your already in here?" Keith nodded."Yep.They said I need surgery RIGHT NOW,or I could die within TWO DAYS!!!!"He was really worried. Joey was sitting in a chair,going about his buisness. "Oh,and something WEIRD happened at the Kaiba Mansion."Said Yugi."I heard mai and Tea scream,then the phone was disconnected." Joey shook his head."Nope.I just called them and told them the room number.They musta hooked the phone back up." Yugi was releived.He thought they had died.Musta just been a sick joke.A REAL sick joke.He sat back in a chair and began reading a magazine. It was saying stuff about plastc surgery. It was getting interesting when Mai burst in.Bones pushed past her and ran up to the diying man. "Boss!!"He said.He ran up to Keify. He grabbed his arm. "BONES!"Mai said."Dont." Bones didn't listen."Are you gonna DIE Boss?????"He asked. Keith shrugged."I think so."He said.Bones burst into wail and hugged Keith's arm. "You know."Keith said."That looks gay." "Mai,what was that screaming?"Yugi asked. Mai got tear struck eyes."Tea.......she was racing Weevil down the stairs.....and..she fell,broke her neck and shes not with us no more."She burst into sobs. Keith would have gotten up if he could,but he just layed there."Boss!!"Bones said."Your not gonna die!!Get UP!"He tugged on Keiths arm. "BONES!!!"Mai screamed.Bones stopped. Kaiba walked in.Behind him was Wee,who was sobbing histerically. "Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!"He was saying. "Hi Weevil!!!"Bones sobbed,his voice cracking. "Tea."Weevil said."Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!" Bones blinked.He continued his sobbing into Keith's arm. "WHY are you so sad about Keith's being bedridden?"Kaiba asked. "Well.....I dont remember....But Boss says this is what happened....."Bones began. (Begin Flashback) Keith was strolling down the street when he heard something.It sounded like a wail.He began to look for the noise,and discovered the crys coming from a 3 year old child."Hey,whadda you crying about?"Keith asked. The child looked just like a skull in the face.The child stopped crying."Mommy is gone!!!"He said."She jumped off a big rock." Keith recognized this as a cliff."Come with me."He said."Ill let you stay at my house till your older." (End Flashback.) "And...I stayed with him till I was seven...then Kaiba found me and now Im eight."Bones said,and started to cry again. Mai shrugged."Tea!Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil kept saying. "WEEVIL!SHUDDAP!!!"Mai screamed. 'Tea' was all Weevil said. "Hey,wanna see somethin'?"Joey asked Kaiba."Since I have nothing better to do,I guess."Kaiba said. Joey showed him a stungun."Heres how it works!!!"He said.He touched Wee with it. "TEAAA!!!!!"Weevil screamed,and fainted.he then got up."Tea Tea."He said. "Bones,come here."Mai said."We need to go and get lunch." Even though it WAS Halloween,Bones was still not exited.He was way to sad. "Nooo!!!!"He cried."Gotta stay here with Boss!!" Mai remembered that she had to sneak Bones in here in the first place,because children weren't aloud in the room with Keith,for safety reasons.Keith was hooked up to an I.V,thats why.If Bones tripped over it,it would make Keith dehydrate.Mai walked over to Bones."Bones,do you want me to MAKE you come out,or are you gonna follow?" Bones didn't listen,so Mai scooped him up and carried him out the door,Bones screaming and screeching the enitre way. They still heard him 3 halls down."Whoa."Kaiba said."He sure can scream LOUD." Everyone agreed.Kaiba had left Rex at home with Mokuba,because he didn't feel like sneaking Moe Moe in. "Lets go get lunch with Bones and Mai."Joey said."We'll bring you something Keith." "Yeah,Yeah,OK."Keith said,and rolled over.He was on such strong pain killers to make his last moments bearable that he was very tired. Joey had to grab Weevil and DRAG im out.They soon reached the cafeteria. "Mai,take Weevil home will ya?"Joey asked."Hes getting to be a burden.He lays in the floor." "Sure."Mai said."Bones,your coming." Bones let out a TERRIBLE sounding wail."NOOOO!!!!!!"He yelled."Gotta stay with Boss till he dies!!!Gotta pay back the favor!!!" Mai rolled her eyes."Kaiba,would YOU?"He asked.Kaiba sighed and drug Weevil outta the cafeteria. "Are you HAPPY now?"Mai asked Bonesy."Now you just made poor ol Kaiba go home." Bones nodded.He was happy,all right.That was half of his plan.(Ha.) "Whadda you want you BRAT?"Joey asked Bones.Bones thought."I want..."He thought of Bandit Keith's favorite foods."I want a cheesburger,a large Dr.Pepper and a Double Large order of French Fries." Mai blinked."YOUR that hungrey?"She asked.Bones nodded. He went and sat down at a table with Joey while Mai ordered their food."What did you order?"Joey asked.Bones repeated what he had said. Joey's eyes bulged."WHOA!!!"He said."Your tiny,and your gonna eat all that?!"Bones thought."No.Mayba about half the fries.Im giving the rest to Boss." "Oh."Joey said."He might not be aloud to eat greasy foods like that.Because his liver cannot filter the poisens from his body,he cannot have greasy foods.I dont even think he can eat AT ALL." Bones got a surprised look.He was about to go and tell Mai he had changed his mind when she came back with the food. "Get Eating,Bones.Youve got a long way to go."Mai said.Bones gulped.He ate a French frie."Uh,Im not really that hungrey no more."He said. "You ordered it,you eat it."Mai said.Bones growled."I ONLY ORDERED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED IT FOR BOSS!!!"He yelled,so loud it blew Mai's hair back."Uh....I understand."She said. Bones sat back down."Good then."He said. Joey whispered something to Mai."Uh,Bones.....There's something we need to talk about....concerning your boss." Bones was happy."See!Everyone's happy cuz he's gonna live!!!!!!!" Mai and Joey laughed."Uh,Well..................one day,during his illness,your boss will go to sleep." Bones nodded."Yeah,he does that EVERY night." "But this wont be a normal sleep.A very LONG sleep." "He always sleeps very very long." "But...In this sleep...Uh,let me put it another way.One day your boss will....uh....he'll,uh..." Joey banged on the table."He'll go to sleep and never wake up,god dangit!!!"He screeched."SOMETIME BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY!!BUT HE WONT BE INTACT IN ABOUT 5 DAYS!!!" Bones was sad."Oh no."He said."We've gotta get back to Bosses room so he dont go to sleep while we're gone." Mai and Joey followed Bonesy back to Keif Keif Keif's room.Keif was asleep."OH NO!!!!"Bones said."Hes sleeping!He will never wake up!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey and Mai still saw Keith's chest heaving up and down,but they didn't wanna tell Bones so to see what Bones would do. Bones ran around in a circle."BOSS DIED BECAUSE MAI MADE ME EAT LUNCH!!!"He shouted.He then turned at Mai,with a evil look on his face."Youll pay for this!"He said,and ran up to Keith."WAKE UP,BOSS!!!"He screamed,and jumped on Keif's back.Keif woke up."What are you DOING?"He asked.Bones jumped off."Your not DEAD!!!"He screamed. "Duh." "YAY!!!JOEY AND MAI WERE WRONG!" "Wrong bout what?" "THEY SAID YOU DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Keith saw Joey and Mai snickering."That was mean."He mumbled. "I want Kaiba to come here with Mokuba."Bones said."Im BORED.Nobody wants to play with me." "Ill play with you!"Joey said."No!!!"Bonsey say. Keithy let out a huge yawn."g,night."He said,and rolled over."NO BOSS!"Bonesy said."You cannot sleep!!!" Keith rolled back over."Fine then."He said."But I was hoping I could die in my sleep." Bones frowned."You wont die!You cant die!Your not near it." Bandit keith didn't know how to break it to Bones,but he did."Uh,Bones,I hate to break it to ya but Im DYING. D-Y-I-N-G.Dying." Bones was heartbroken."NOOO!!!!!!"He wailed."You cant die!!!Your ARENT."
Bandit Keith just sighed."Beleive what you want."He said."But I wanna die in my sleep.I would rather that then die awake." Joey was sad.He was certain that Rex and Mokuba would be trick or treating tonight without Bones."Bones,you dont get to go trick or treating."He pointed out. Bones looked shocked."Oh no!!"He said."But I dont wanna cuz Boss might die while Im gone." "Well,it would be just TERRIBLE if you watched him die."Joey said. Bones no care.Mai was watching a cartoon she had turned on so Bonesy would shut up.She was laughing at the cartoon."Whats so funny at a time like this?"Bones asked. "This cartoon."Mai said."Its HILARIOUS." Soon,everyone had locked thier attention on the cartoon."Uh,Im BORED."Keith said.They all ignored im. "Aw Well."He said."Better then Bones bothering me all day." Soon,the short cartoon was over."Boss went to sleep!!!!!"Bones yelled."He'll DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mai and Joey Knew he would die anyways,so they didn't care.They had already gotten over the mourning.It was like he was already dead to them. "Let Keith sleep."Mai said."Like he said,he wants to die peacefully." bones growled."HE WONT DIE!!!!!!!!"Then he ran over to the little benchbed the hospital had provided Mai and covered up."Why is this a grudge?"Joey asked. Bones shrugged."I wanna die with Boss."He said.Mai sighed."Just cuz hes diying doesent mean you will."She said. "YA HUH!"Bones argued."Because The germs of Bosses illness are everywhere!Ill get it,and then I wont hafta mourn over im!!" Mai humored him."No,What Keith has isnt an illness.Because he drunk beer so much,now his liver is damaged and he doesent have a doner." Bones was terribly sad."But then.............WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mai sighed.Joey put earplugs in his ears.These will be in here for a while.He thought.Keith woke up from the sounds of Bones's wails."What the heck is going on here?"He asked. "He wants to die with you."Mai said."But he cant cuz what you have isn't contagious." Keith nodded."Makes since."He said.Mai bent down to comfort Bonesy. "Uh,Bones,Im sure if you pray then Keith wont die."She said. "ILL KILL YOU GLADLY IF YOU REALLY WANNA DIE!!!"Joey screamed. "No thanks,Joey."said Mai. She continued talking to Bones.Keith rolled over on his back."Geez."He said."Im so bored.I wish I could get up.But if I try to get up,Ill faint from the pain." Bones had stopped crying.He walked up to Keith.Joey was playing with an aerobics cube.His tounge was hanging out the side of his mouth,and he was twisting with it furiously.Mai walked over."Joey,I dont think youll ever solve that."She said.Joey silenced her with a glare and continued to work."Joey how about cross stitching as a hobby?"Mai asked."Im sure youd be exellent with it!" Joey shook his head."Nope.Im doing this aerobics cube." "PLEASE?I need a sewing partner." "Nope." "Aw,your so mean!!!" "Thats what Im recognized for." Mai stalked off,and Joey laughed.He threw the aerobics cube in the air and caught it several times.yugi came back in the room from a tour of the hospital."Hello,guys!!!!"He said."That was scary!I heard someone with a broken rib cage groanin',and a person with Anthrax moaning!!!Oh,and Keith,at the counter,I think they were arranging an appointment with a GRAVEDIGGER." Keith gulped."Am I really that much in danger?CERTAIN to die???" Nobody said anything except Bones."NO!!"He snapped."Your gonna live,and Ill make you!If you die Ill kill myself." Mai shot a glance of startlement at Bones for a second. Yugi walked over to Joey,and they began to play the shape game.Mai sat on the bed.There was no one to play with HER. "Im BORED!"She groaned."Im going to sleep."Nobody cared."Have Nightmares,Mai."said Joey. "Sweet dreams,Mai."said Yugi. "Uh.....good night."Keith mumbled. "GOOD NIGHT,MAI!!!!!!"Bones yelled,and ran up to her.He hugged her really hard. He then ran back over to Keith. "Thanx...."Mai said.She lay back down. "Hey Yug."Joey said."We dont have time to sit around the hospital with Bandit Keith,we must find that gold!!!" "But Joey,we have no mode of transportation."Yugi said."And face it,there is no gold at the end of the rainbow!!!Not even a COIN.No leprechauns,and no money.Its all mad LIES." Joey was sad."There is TOO money at the end of the rainbow."He said."And when we find it,Ill laugh in your face.Com'n,yug." He dragged Yugi outta the hospital room,and down the halls.They went outside."Now."He said."Theres GOTTA be a way to get there FAST." He stared at someone's motorcycle in the parking lot."Yug,Do you have any experience riding motorcycles?"He asked.Yugi shook his head no.Joey knew he didn't have any either but he had often watched Bandit Keith ride his motorcycle all over the place."I think that I just might be able to ride it at a slow speed cuz Ive watched Keith."Joey thought outloud.But he still wasen't sure. "Joey if we ride it at a slow speed,whats the point of even riding it??"Yugi asked.Joey snapped."Thats RIGHT."He said."If we wanna ride it,we hafta ride it FAST.So Im gonna take a chance and ride it fast.If we die,we will not have to worry about gold any more." Yugi gulped."Joey....PLEASE lets take a train!!PLEASE!!!"He pleaded.Joey shook his head."Too Boring." "bus??" "Your getting off track even MORE." Yugi was sad."Fine then."He said."You can go by yourself,cuz I already feel guilty about leaving Keith with MAI,and now you wanna be the death of us?Go right ahead,without me." He started to walk back in the hospital,but Joey stopped him."No!!!!"He said."Please come with me!I really wanna find that gold,and your my best friend!I thought I could count on you." Yugi was sad when Joey put it that way."Oh,alright."He said."Ill ride the motorcycle with you.BUT,we hafta have helmets." There were two helmets on the Motorcycle's handlebars. Joey boarded the motorcycle and put on a green and white helmet."Joey,we're stealing!!!"Yugi said,getting on behiind Joey and putting on the pink and blue helmet.(Musta been for the guys sweetheart) "Aw well."said Joey,and started up the engine.He pressed on the gas pedal,and it moved forward at a terribly fast speed.It jumped off the curb,and it was all Joey could do to get in the right lane.He was scared,for there were cars behind and in front of him.Yugi was covering his eyes."We're gonna die."He kept saying."I just KNOW it." "Oh shut up."was Joeys reply as he stopped at a redlight,almost bashing into a car."See?Ive got GREAT control." Yugi wasn't so sure about that."Look,Lets just GET THERE."Yugi said."I dont wanna die at the age of 14." Joey snarled,and began going on the motorcycle as soon as the light turned Red.He coudlent wait till he was out in the country,and then he woulden't have any danger of hitting a car.
"And then...."said Joey,"The woman stalks in,and she finds her beloved dog,and DRIVES HER HUSBAND INSANE!!"They were telling ghost storys in the hotel,at about 10:00 at night. "Thats stupid."said Keith."SID could do better then that!!"Everyone shuddered."Ill tell a story about puppys dogs and rainbows and dreams that come true!!"Yugi said. Keith snickered."No,it would be more like queers and gigilos and boy/boy romances."Yugi felt like killing the man."So,we need to start heading to Lakeside tommorow."said Joey."Although,Im not sure Id want to.Kaiba tells me that Agent Bill(The head Agent in Part one,Kaiba becomes a Spy.If you are reading this one,read That one first.)is real strict.He'll hunt you down if you sneak out,and trick you for no reason.Its TERRIBLE!!" Yugi grabbed a candy bar."you know..."He said."I found this candy bar under the bed.Should I eat it....Or not?Or maybe save it for later?" Joey laughed."NO!"He said."You just might be getting...A LITTLE TASTE OF DEATH!!!"Everyone laughed at his joke,except Yugi.(A little taste of death is a really scary ghost story.You should read it sometime.) Yugi threw the lolli away anyhow."Im going to bed."said Keith."Because we have no more horses,we're gonna hafta walk there." Joey remembered."Oh yeah."He said."Well,at least Lakeside isn't very far away.And after that is Blue Paradise City.Rex claims it's a beauty there." Keith decided to do something before going to bed."Lets have....a story writing contest."He said."Just to have fun." Yugi and Joey agreed."That sounds great!!"Yugi cheered."Who starts?" Keith thought."me."He said,and began.It turned out like this: Once,Bandit Keith was getting REAL irratated with Yugi and Joey.So he grabbed his sharpest and LARGEST butcher knife and charged tworeds the sleeping horrors.He struck Joey in the back,killing him instantly.He plowed the knife into Yugi's queer head and ended his miserable life.The world was a much better place ,but there was still that Tea girl.... Joey didn't let him finish."Hmm..."He said."Yug,you can go before me." Yugi started to write.It ended up like this: Once,Yugi was playing ball with his good friends Keith and Joey when a colorful bird came past."YAYAYAY!!"said Yugi,and ran after the thing.It turned around and showered the ground with jewels and diamonds."Yes!!"said Yugi."And it's SOO close to my mother's Birthday!!" He grabbed the glistening diamonds,sharing some with His friends.They all bought thier heart's disire,but after donating to charity. I like that one."said Joey."Now it's my turn." Once,Joey was a very handsome Prince who lived in a palace with his sercants Yugi and Keith.They would get him whatever he pleased.But then one day,Keith fell out the window.This coulden't have been a better day for Yugi or Joey.They went out and celebrated.But keith,who was in the hospital,KNEW what they were doing ans wasent too happy about it."Just you wait!!"He said. He then closed his eyes and DIED. OH YEAH!!"said Keith."The public will like what I do better!!Watch!!" Joey couldent see anything wrong."What?"He asked.(You can probley guess what Keith did,he turned the writing blue) Keith rolled he eyes."I wanna......tell you guys a REAL NICE FACT."He said. Joey and Yugi listened. "Ok."said Keif."If you hurt a frog bad enough,it will scream."He said."Whoa...."Joey gawked."I didn't know that.So if I pick up a frog and pull on it's back leg,then it'll scream like Mai does when she....you know?" Keith shrugged."I dunno.What did I just say?" Joey sighed."Lets go......TO THE PET SHOP!!!!"(Makes hero music.)said Yugi."Yeah!"said Joey."We can go and look for a pet." Keith was sad."I wonder what happened to my little white chinchilla...."He mumbled."Maybe I can find another at the...PET SHOP!!!!!"(Makes Hero Music.) "The lets go!"said Joey.
They walked into the pet shop.The smell of wet dog and cat poop overwhelmed them."GROSS!"said Joey."I dont think I can go on!!!" But he did anyway,but by holding his nose."Can I help you?"A helper man asked.Joey thought."We're looking for a pet.....regutivly a SMALL one...small enough for a hotel room.Do you have anything that's short haired,loyal and doesent eat alot?" The man thought."Well,we do have.........A CAT,OR A BAT(Starts to make music that you might see on a musical.) "Wait a minute...STOP THAT MUSIC!!!"said Keith.(The music goes to a screeching halt.)"This isn't a musical,we just want a pet." The clerk nodded."Alright then.Follow me."He began to lead them through the store.First,he stopped at the puppy cages."These are our puppys."He said."They are all purebred." Yugi looked at a puppy with big brown eyes."AWW!!Look at this,Guys!!"The puppy barked.'No way."said Joey."Puppys that look like that turn out to be horrors.Lets go on to the next animal."Tha man led them to the birds."All these birds are exotic.They come from South Africa and-" "NO BIRDS!"said Keith."They stink.Take us to the mice." The man lead them to the mice."All of these mice are albino,making them rare.We sell them for 50 dollars each." Joey,Yugi and Keith exchanged glances."Nope.Too expensive."said Joey."Got anything cuter?" The man led them to the kittens."These cats are all expensive,rare breeds.Oh,except that one."He pointed to one.Yugi walked over to it.It was a white kitty,with black ears,a black stripe on it's forehead and a black heart shaped spot on it's back.It had black eyes and a bell tied around it's tail.It was quite small. "Look,guys."said Yugi."Its sad.We should get this one." Joey and Keith walked over.It mewed,sadly."AWWW!!!"said Keith."We HAFTA get this one.No questions about it." The man took the animal outta the cage and handed it to Yugi."How much do you want for it?"Yugi asked. "Oh,take it for FREE.We're more then happy to get rid of it!" Yugi cheered.They bought some food and walked outta the petshop. "What should we name it?"Joey asked."Something...CUTE." "NO!"said Keith."Something COOL." They thought."Well,"said Yugi."It's a girl,and it has a bell on it's tail....Lets call it BellKitty!!!" Everyone liked that name."And Bell for short!"said Joey.Everyone agreed.They called a taxi and began to drive back to the hotel. The taxi driver reached the hotel and collected his money."Thank you!!"Yugi called as the man drove off.They went into thier room.Yugi fixed the cat's food,and it began to eat."Mokuba and Bones would like Bell."said Yugi."I cant wait until we get home so they can see it!!!" It ate up all the catfood. "Hey."said Keith."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." "What?"Joey asked. "When it gets close to wintertime,cats begin to grow a thicker coat of fur.But when It reaches summer,a cat sheds the thick coat." "Oh.I guess that is interesting."said Joey."Bit we're not talking about that.We're talking about Bell Kitty." "0.o"said keith."What did I say?"Joey looked at him with a strange look on his face. "Lets go for a stroll around town."said Yugi."It'll be fun." "But I dont wanna."said Joey."you see thiers rapists,and killers,-starts to play the musical music again.-" "STOP!!!!This isn't a musical!!"Keith yelled.Joey was sad."It would be nice if this WAS a musical,though!!!!"said Yugi."Like,Grease or something." Keith hated Grease."Want me to change the color of the writing again?"he asked.Nobody answered."Aw,what the h*ll.Lets watch a movie." They turned on TNT.The movie Grease was on by coincedence.Sandy was singing hopelessly devoted to you,.and Yugi was singing along.It sounded exactly like her.Joey and Keif burst out laughing."You make a perfect Sandy!!!"Joey remarked."Just get you a blonde wig and Whoola!" Yugi was sad."I can make fun of it."said Keith."But I dont sound like a girl." He scribbled something down on some paper.It said, My heart is not the first heart,to have slurs, and my eyes are not the first to blur But baby dont you know thiers just no getting bloody revenge on you, I hope the city voted for you But now,I try to let it slide,instead of flay your ugly hide,Im Out of my head,Hope the city voted for you,hope the city voted for you My head is saying Fool,slotter hi-im,and my heart is saying,Dont let gooo!! bust open his head,thats not what I intend to do,I hope the city voted for you But now,I will let it slide,and not flay your ugly hi-ide!Im out of my head,hope the city voted for you,hope the city voted for YOU!!! Joey burst out laughing."Thats funny!!!"He said."How'd you come up with that?" "I was singing it in my mind when Mai put sugar in my gas tanks."He said.Joey got a surprised look on his face. "I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT."said Yugi. "NOOO!!"Keith wailed."Thats my job!!!" Yugi brushed it off."Fine then."He said."But you hafta do one NOW." Keith began to think."What should I do it about?it has to do with revenge,because thats what we were just talking about." Joey was about to suggest something,but Keith thought something up. "OK.Heres the REAL NICE FACT."said Keith."If you kill somebody,they must have been bothering you first.But that doesent mean you cant LIE about it." Joey blinked."Thats a very nice tip Keith."He said."But if thiers little children reading this story,that wouldent be appropriate." "SOO!!!"said Keith."What child would wanna read a story about a buncha crazy teenagers?!" "A STUPID ONE." 'Guess you have a point.OK,heres the new REAL NICE FACT.Killing people is totally wrong,so never EVER do it." "Thats better."Yugi remarked.Keith nodded."Lets talk about Kaiba."He said."Kaiba's interesting." "No,Pegusas."said Joey. "Sid!!!"said Yugi.With that name,Keith gave a wail of anquish."SID!!!"He yelled."My friend!!!In love with me!" Joey and Yugi blinked."Huh?"Joey asked. "Well,at first I thought me and Sid were just friends and then he mentioned wanting to be my lover.And how sick is that?I was gonna ask Zigor to beat him up,but Zigor was GAY WITH HIM!!!And Bones was already gone living at the Kaiba Mansion,so I couldent protect myself.I was almost.....uh..boy raped,but I escaped." Joey was stifling laughter."Thats hilarious."He said."I had no idea Sid was gay.And they say only handsome ones are gay..." Keith shot him a look of hatred."Lets talk about....Halloween because it's tomorrow."said Yugi. Keith gave another wail of anquish."HALLOWEEN!ME AND BONES'S SPECIAL TIME TOGETHER!!" Yugi and Joey stared."Huh?" "Ever since Bones was OLD ENOUGH TO WALK,me and him used to go trick or treating together.We got lots of candy becasue he was so scary.And one day He just gives me the wrong booze and I blow up on him,and send my pet dog after him when he was just trying to do his job.And he's LITTLE,and probley didn't understand what Royal Crwon Cola is,and got the wrong bottle." "WHOA......"said Joey."Kaiba LOVES to steal your friends,huh?" Keith nodded."Then let's talk about......Chili."said Yugi.Keith let out another wail of anquish. Joey and Yugi blinked."Huh?" "Me and Zigor used to work together to make some GREAT chili.I mean,this chili was so incredibly HOT that if you took one bite youd need 10 gallons of water.And anyway,Me and him were working on chili and all the sudden he announces that he and Sid are GOING OUT.I didn't know what he meant until I found out he was GAY.I drank 10 times as much that day.I had to get liver surgery." Joey laughed."Thats HILARIOUS!!!"He said."Everything reminds you of your gang,huh?" "Yes."Keith said."Sid recently called me and know what he said?He said that Bones looked PERFECTLY HAPPY living with that B*tch Kaiba!!I mean,I offered him the same!!!" Joey rolled his eyes."Your not as rich as Kaiba."He said."And Mokuba is closer to his age,and Kaiba is nice to him.Because Mai is staying with Rex while Rex gets some things straightened out,Bones also wants to stay.It's simple." "But that makes me JEALOUS." "Live with it." Keith decided that was a good enough answer."Did he also look happy because when he was living with me I poisened his lizard?" Eveyone stared,and Keith shut up."Ive also noticed about Sid and Zigor,that they've been looking alot healthier."said Yugi."Why?" Keith sighed."I hate to admit this,but...uh.......I was starving them.ALL OF THEM.Im lucky Zigor didn't pound me." "Well,"Joey said."and you wonder why Bones is happier with Kaiba?I see him stuffing his face full each day.I could call CPS on you right now,Bandit keith." Bandit keith was sad.He felt very guilty about all this.So guilty,he decided to dial up each of his old friends on his cell phone and apoligize.First,he dialed Zigor.The phone rang and rang and rang.Finally,Zigors answering machine came on.It said,'Hello,nice caller.If you are calling for me,Zigor,then leave a message-any length-after the beep.But if you are BANDIT KEITH,the double crossing snitch,leave me and Sid alone." Keith slammed the phone down."OMG!!!!"He said. "What?WHAT?"Joey asked. "s-sid and Zigor......ARE LIVING TOGETHER!!!!!! "Keith choked.Everyone gasped."Holy COW!!"Yugi said."Thats discusting.Tristan doesent sleep with his mom and he's in love with her!!!!" Keith almost dissolved in laughter."Thats TERRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!"He said."Even more terrible then when I slept with JLo!!!" Joey and yugi stared."Well....a...not exactly slept,but rested...."Keith finished.They stopped staring. "Was it Zigors' answering machine?"Yugi asked.Keith nodded.He deicded to call Bones's cell number.It rang a couple of times,then he heard Bones pick it up."Hello?"He asked.He seemed outta breath.He could hear Mokuba in the background saying,'Why cant you be it for a change?You run to fast!!' "Its Bandit Keith."Keith said.He just KNEW Bones had a shocked look on his face."Get screwed."Bones said."I dont wanna talk to you and never will.Leave me alone.Quit hounding me.GET F*CKED." Keith cringed at his vulgar language."Uh,please let me talk."said keith.
"Get Talking,J*ck*ss."came Bones's reply. "Well,uh,Im sorry that I poisened your lizard,starved you and sicked my dogs on you,coughed blood on you,abused you and so forth." Bones didn't answer for a long long time. "YOU POISENED MY LIZARD?YOUR SICK!!YOUR A @$$HOLE WITH NO RESPECT FOR ME!GET BENT!" Keith cringed once again."Im sorry."He said in a small voice. "SORRY?SORRY?YOU DID ALL THAT STUFF AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS SORRY?YOULL HAFTA DO MUCH MORE THEN JUST SAY SORRY!LIKE WHEN YOU COME HERE,SAY IT SINCERLY TO MY FACE AND BUY ME A PRESENT AND THEN LEAVE ME ALONE FOR THE REST OF YOUR MISERABLE LIFE!!!" Keith sorta had been expecting all this cursing.But not this bad from a child that was barely 8. "Well,the best I can do now is say Im sorry,and when I come Ill buy you some chocolate." He heard Bones grit his teeth."YOU KNOW I HATE CHOCALATE!!!"He screamed. "Sorry,sorry,sorry."said Keith."I forgot.Ill get you something DIFFRENT." "OK!!!!"Bones screeched."BUT DONT YOU EVER CALL ME AGAIN UNTIL YOU COME HERE AND SHOW YOUR UGLY,ACHOHOL ADDICTED FACE!!!!" Keith quickly hung up,because Bones had started his cussing again. "Howd it go?"Yugi asked."TERRIBLE."Keith said,truthfully. "O."Yugi said."Im tired,so Im going to bed.Nighty Night." He went over to his bed and closed his large eyes."I guess Id better drive to The Kaiba mansion real quickly."said Keith."You guys stay here for a min.Do you have anything I could give to Bones?" Joey began to look through his knapsack."Uh,I have Kleenex,Starbursts,Teddy Bear,thats all." Keith tried to choose."Uh,I think He'd like the teddy bear." He grabbed it.But what he didn't know was that this would be the WORST NIGHT OF HIS LIFE. He walked out the door."Can I come with you real quick?"Joey asked."It would only take about 10 minutes to get back in a rental car."Keith nodded."Sure."He said."Now we can drive to Swanlake." They got in the car,not thinking twice about having left Yugi asleep on the bed.Keith started up the rental car.It was a Convertable,with no top. He began to drive,even though he drove terribly."Keith,do you know what your doing?"Joey asked."You keep almost hitting trees." "I can drive JUST FINE."Keith said."It's just that my vision isnt the greatest tonight." He kept honking at people for no reason."BANDIT KEITH!!!"Joey would yell. "What?"Keith asked."He almost whirred into me!!" "It was YOU who almost hit HIM!!!"Joey said.Bandit Keith cringed back into his seat.He soon drove into the Kaiba mansion driveway. He rang the doorbell.Kaiba answered."Why hello,guys!!Bones has been expecting you,Keith."Keith stepped into the house. Bones was sitting at a table,playing a gameboy."BONES!!"Keithsaid.Bones looked up."Oh Hi BANDIT KEITH."He said. "Im waiting for something." Keith sighed."Im sorry,Bones.I was all messed up and was an alcholic then." Bones thought."I accept your apoligy.Now,what have you brought me?" Keith couldent help noticing that was just a tinge rude."Uh,yes."He said,handing him the teddy bear.Bones hugged it."Thank you boss!!!"He said.Keith was happy that he was calling him Boss again. Bones sneezed."What the-"He said,then looked at the stub tag.When he read it,he got the UGLIEST and EVILEST look he could manage on his face. "YOU IDIOT!!!"Bones screamed."THIS IS MADE OF POLIESTER!!!" Keith shrugged."Whats the matter with Poliester?" Bones sneezed 3 more times. "IM ALLERGIC TO POLIESTER,YOU MORON!!!!FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS KNOWN ME THIS LONG ID THINK YOUD KNOW THAT!!!" Keith shurgged."No.You never told me." "YES i DID!!!SEVERAL TIMES!!!" Keith sighed."Im sorry."But Bones had already heard this before."I cant take your idiotic ways one day longer!!!!I dont accept your apoligy!We will NEVER be friends again!I think you KNEW the bear was made of poliester,and you just gave it to me so Id Go into sneezing fits!Your DISCUSTING!!!" Keith was stuttering.Then Mai came in."WHAT is going on here?"She asked,looking at Bones's face.(Probley because Bones still was wearing the ugly look.) "Keith gave me this bear and Im allergic to poliester and he knew it!!!"Bones said,sneezing 4 times in a row.He had cupped a hand over his nose to keep snot from coming out. "Uh,I think Keith didn't know."Mai said."You should accept his apoligy,Bones.The bible says forgive and forget." "OK."Bones said."I forgive you Keith.Im so sorry." Keith smiled.THAT was the real Bones,not the cussing one. "Bones,lets go upstairs and try to get rid of that runny nose and sneezing."Mai said,dragging Bones upstairs. Rex walked up."Wow."He said."I didn't know the kid had it in him.So are you guys gonna stay?" Joey shook his head."Nope.We REALLY should be heading back.Right Keith?Keith?" But Keith was staring over at the couch.He pointed.Joey looked over.Tea and Weevil were making out."What the-"Joey said. "Oh,that."Rex said."Weevil and Tea went out tonight.When they came back,I think Weevil was as horny as a toad." Joey laughed at the joke."Com'n,Keith."He said."I just remembered that we left Yug asleep on the bed alone." "HES 14,HE CAN TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF!!" "I know,but what if some dumb killer comes in and slotters him?" Keith had to admit he had a point. "Bye!"They said,and climbed into the car. Keith began to drive.He was wobbly."Whats wrong?"Joey asked."Why do you drive like this?" "Because I want too....and I CAN."came Keith's answer.He drove onto the road. He almost hit some mailboxes."Bandit keith!!"Joey said."Slow down!!!!!!!!!!!!"Keif went faster,then schreeched to a stop.Joey almost had a heart attack.Keith laughed."Just a little joke."He said. He went driving down a lonley road.All the sudden he swerved."What was THAT?"Joey asked.He noticed Keith had a startled look on his face."I dont know!"He said."All the sudden,I swereved." Keith looked ahead."These headlights arent working.Its hard to see."He said. He was very worried,becasue his seeing was terrible,and the sunglasses didn't help.He pulled the sunglasses up."THIS isnt much better."He said."I think Im lost." Joey rolled his eyes."What have you gotten us into NOW?"Joey asked."Your gonna be the death of me yet."Be quiet."Keith said."Im trying to concentrate." He drove the car onto some grass."Get outta the car."He directed at Joey."I cant drive." Him and Joey got outta the car as it was still slowley going.It crashed into a pole,but no fire came out.It was just smoking."Just GREAT!!!"Joey said."Now we're gonna have a huge FINE,you jerk!!!" "Shuddap!"said Keith."Did you wanna die?" Joey shook his head."Guess not.Why couldent you drive?" "Because."He said."Im having pains." "Oh."Joey said."I guess thats.....a reason." "Now we have no way to get home." "I guessed that since you CRASHED the car." "Lets call a taxi."Keith phoned up a taxi.
Soon,they were back in the hotel.Yugi had been worried."You just...LEFT me here!!"Yugi said."And I was...SNNNXXX!!!"He dropped off to sleep.Joey walked into the kitchen.Keith was in there.He was pouring Milanta On a spoon,eating the milanta off the spoon and getting somemore."You dork."Joey said."That could kill you.Thats MEDICENE." "So."Keith said."I NEED it.Im having stomach aches." "Well,your still an idiot."Joey said."I wanta soda.Where are they?" "Soda?We dont have no soda.All I bought was BEER.Sorry.Unless you become an alchoholic,then you dont get nothing." Joey got some water from the tap.It tasted like snot.He walked into the living room and turned the T.V on."Come here and see this."He said to Keith.It was something on an escaped prisoner,and a case of Whooping Cough. "Whoa."said Joey."That desiese sounds scary.I hear that when you breath in,it sounds like your saying,WHHOOP!" Keith shuddered."Gross."He said."Im gonna call and schedule a doctor's appointment for me tomorrow.I think something's wrong." "I wouldent be surprised if it's your liver!"Joey said."Alcohal tears up your liver really really really bad.Either that or you could have appendicidus." Keith laughed."Ha!That stuffs really rare.I COULDENT have them." Joey shrugged."Whateva you say."He said.He continued to watch the news.Keith went over to the phone. Joey kept watching,and he heard Yugi shift."Hey Yug,cut it out."He said.Yugi blinked his eyes and woke up."Wha?"He asked."I was just Dreaming." "Dreaming about what?" "You DONT wanna know." Joey leaned back and felt the covers.They were wet."Did you have a.....wet dream?"He asked.Yugi looked ashamed. Keith got off the phone after a while."They said I hafta go in for X Rays tomorrow instead of just going to the doctor's office.They say it sounds like my appendix." Yugi gaped."OMG!!!"He said."You might die!Order a tombstone!!" Keith laughed."Thier not sure.They said it might be stress.But,they just wanna check it out,to make sure." Yugi looked realived.He saw alot that he could be stressed about!"Im going to bed."Joey said,and turned out the lights.He went to sleep and had TERRIBLE dreams.He dreamed about Pegusas.
In the morning,Keith was gone.He had left a note on the table that said,'I have gone for X rays.I should be back shortly.Signed,Keith' Joey was glad he had at least left a note."Yug!Wake up!"He said.Yugi snored louder."YUG!!!"Joey screamed.Yugi woke up."Whoa?What?"He asked. "We needa call for breakfast."He said."We dont have Keith here to make it." "But Keiths cooking sucks."Yugi said. "THEN ARENT YOU GLAD WE GET TO ORDER OUT???!!!!!"Joey screamed,irratated. He picked up the phone and ordered Doughnuts.They soon came.They were DISCUSTING. "Keith's cooking is better then this."Yugi said."This SUX." Joey shrugged."Deal with it."He said."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." "But those are Keith's job!"Yugi said. Joey shrugged."Keith isnt here right now,is he?" Yugi shook his head. "OK."said Joey."Dont you ever drink alchohal children,because it causes severe liver damage.If you need a transplat,you may not be able to find a doner in time.So be smart." Yugi nodded."Thats very true,Joey."He said. "What did I say?"Joey asked."This is what Keith always does..." Just then,Keith burst in."Still waitin' for the results."He said,sitting by the phone."I think it's time for a REAL NICE FACT." Joey and Yugi were too scared to tell him Joey had just done it. "Dont you ever drink alchohal,children,because it causes severe liver damage.If you need a transplant,you may not be able to find a doner in time.So be smart." "WOW,Keith!!!!"Joey said."Thats REAL true....heh heh...." Keith shot a look of hatred at im.The phone rang.Keify snatched it.It was a recording about the electric bill. "D*MN!!"He shouted,and slammed the phone back down.It then rang again.He answered it.Joey and Yugi were watching his mouth drop to the ground. He put it down,his face white."What is it?"Yugi asked.Keith gulped. "MY LIVER IS TORN UP FROM ALL THE ALCHOHAL!!!!!!'He screamed.He tore up the carpet and sank to the floor.(This is why you shoudlent become a drunk.) "Uh,Keith?"Joey asked."I hate to say this but....YOUR GONNA DIE AND I TOLD YA SO." Keith looked up."I wont die.I just need a doner.And a hospital FAST." "Ill take you."Joey said.Him and Keith rushed out the door,leaving yugi standing.He decided to call the Kaiba Mansion and tell them the news.It rang a couple times,then Kaiba answered."Hello?The Kaiba resedence." "Its me,Yugi." "Hi Yugi!Whats up?You sound pretty worried bout something." "I am.Bandit Keith was just taken to a local hospital.Seems his liver got ruined from all the drinking..heh." Kaiba froze,then let out a whoop of joy."Whoo hoo!!"He said."Finally!!" Mai grabbed the phone from Kaiba."Whats happeneing Yugi?"He heard her say. "Uh,Keith was just taken to a local hospital."Yugi repeated."His liver is RIPPED TO SHREDS." Mai gasped."Bones wont like this...."She said."Call and tell me the room number when he gets there,and I'll visit." Yugi smiled.He thought she was very nice. Then,Yugi heard a shirll scream."What the-"He said,but then he also heard Mai scream with terror and sadness and the phone hung up.He was very worried,but when he tried to call back the phone was disconnected. "Good LORD!!!"He said."This is bad." He was scared.So scared,he phoned up a Taxi to the hospital so that he could get there,he wanted to tell Joey just what he had heard at the Kaiba mansion.What if they all got killed? As soon as the Taxi arrived,he got in and told him where he needed to go. The taxi driver was one of those people who liked to talk to the people he drove around. "Why the long face?"He asked. "Well,Im scared about my friends.Something strange just happened there,I heard the two females scream.And whats worse is that my other Friend is there for severed liver from alcohal.He needs a doner." The man knew that Yugi probley was gonna be sad for a long time."Well....seems like your an unlucky guy."He said. Yugi nodded,hoping the man couldent see that through his little mirror that all cars have up on the dashboard. "Ill bet the resta my friends were murdered."He mumbled."I sure hope that Rex was.Thats all." "Rex Raptor?Why him?" "Cuz I just HATE im." "Oh.Good enough reason." They went into the parking lot.Yugi got outta there."Thanx for the ride."He said.The man tipped his hat and drove on.Yugi ran into the hospital,and to the information desk. "Hi.Is a Keith Howard addmitted here?"He asked. The woman looked."Yes.Room 212."She said.Yugi said Thank You and ran to that room.When he went in,Keith was laying in bed. "Keith!!!"He said."Your already in here?" Keith nodded."Yep.They said I need surgery RIGHT NOW,or I could die within TWO DAYS!!!!"He was really worried. Joey was sitting in a chair,going about his buisness. "Oh,and something WEIRD happened at the Kaiba Mansion."Said Yugi."I heard mai and Tea scream,then the phone was disconnected." Joey shook his head."Nope.I just called them and told them the room number.They musta hooked the phone back up." Yugi was releived.He thought they had died.Musta just been a sick joke.A REAL sick joke.He sat back in a chair and began reading a magazine. It was saying stuff about plastc surgery. It was getting interesting when Mai burst in.Bones pushed past her and ran up to the diying man. "Boss!!"He said.He ran up to Keify. He grabbed his arm. "BONES!"Mai said."Dont." Bones didn't listen."Are you gonna DIE Boss?????"He asked. Keith shrugged."I think so."He said.Bones burst into wail and hugged Keith's arm. "You know."Keith said."That looks gay." "Mai,what was that screaming?"Yugi asked. Mai got tear struck eyes."Tea.......she was racing Weevil down the stairs.....and..she fell,broke her neck and shes not with us no more."She burst into sobs. Keith would have gotten up if he could,but he just layed there."Boss!!"Bones said."Your not gonna die!!Get UP!"He tugged on Keiths arm. "BONES!!!"Mai screamed.Bones stopped. Kaiba walked in.Behind him was Wee,who was sobbing histerically. "Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!"He was saying. "Hi Weevil!!!"Bones sobbed,his voice cracking. "Tea."Weevil said."Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!" Bones blinked.He continued his sobbing into Keith's arm. "WHY are you so sad about Keith's being bedridden?"Kaiba asked. "Well.....I dont remember....But Boss says this is what happened....."Bones began. (Begin Flashback) Keith was strolling down the street when he heard something.It sounded like a wail.He began to look for the noise,and discovered the crys coming from a 3 year old child."Hey,whadda you crying about?"Keith asked. The child looked just like a skull in the face.The child stopped crying."Mommy is gone!!!"He said."She jumped off a big rock." Keith recognized this as a cliff."Come with me."He said."Ill let you stay at my house till your older." (End Flashback.) "And...I stayed with him till I was seven...then Kaiba found me and now Im eight."Bones said,and started to cry again. Mai shrugged."Tea!Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea Tea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Weevil kept saying. "WEEVIL!SHUDDAP!!!"Mai screamed. 'Tea' was all Weevil said. "Hey,wanna see somethin'?"Joey asked Kaiba."Since I have nothing better to do,I guess."Kaiba said. Joey showed him a stungun."Heres how it works!!!"He said.He touched Wee with it. "TEAAA!!!!!"Weevil screamed,and fainted.he then got up."Tea Tea."He said. "Bones,come here."Mai said."We need to go and get lunch." Even though it WAS Halloween,Bones was still not exited.He was way to sad. "Nooo!!!!"He cried."Gotta stay here with Boss!!" Mai remembered that she had to sneak Bones in here in the first place,because children weren't aloud in the room with Keith,for safety reasons.Keith was hooked up to an I.V,thats why.If Bones tripped over it,it would make Keith dehydrate.Mai walked over to Bones."Bones,do you want me to MAKE you come out,or are you gonna follow?" Bones didn't listen,so Mai scooped him up and carried him out the door,Bones screaming and screeching the enitre way. They still heard him 3 halls down."Whoa."Kaiba said."He sure can scream LOUD." Everyone agreed.Kaiba had left Rex at home with Mokuba,because he didn't feel like sneaking Moe Moe in. "Lets go get lunch with Bones and Mai."Joey said."We'll bring you something Keith." "Yeah,Yeah,OK."Keith said,and rolled over.He was on such strong pain killers to make his last moments bearable that he was very tired. Joey had to grab Weevil and DRAG im out.They soon reached the cafeteria. "Mai,take Weevil home will ya?"Joey asked."Hes getting to be a burden.He lays in the floor." "Sure."Mai said."Bones,your coming." Bones let out a TERRIBLE sounding wail."NOOOO!!!!!!"He yelled."Gotta stay with Boss till he dies!!!Gotta pay back the favor!!!" Mai rolled her eyes."Kaiba,would YOU?"He asked.Kaiba sighed and drug Weevil outta the cafeteria. "Are you HAPPY now?"Mai asked Bonesy."Now you just made poor ol Kaiba go home." Bones nodded.He was happy,all right.That was half of his plan.(Ha.) "Whadda you want you BRAT?"Joey asked Bones.Bones thought."I want..."He thought of Bandit Keith's favorite foods."I want a cheesburger,a large Dr.Pepper and a Double Large order of French Fries." Mai blinked."YOUR that hungrey?"She asked.Bones nodded. He went and sat down at a table with Joey while Mai ordered their food."What did you order?"Joey asked.Bones repeated what he had said. Joey's eyes bulged."WHOA!!!"He said."Your tiny,and your gonna eat all that?!"Bones thought."No.Mayba about half the fries.Im giving the rest to Boss." "Oh."Joey said."He might not be aloud to eat greasy foods like that.Because his liver cannot filter the poisens from his body,he cannot have greasy foods.I dont even think he can eat AT ALL." Bones got a surprised look.He was about to go and tell Mai he had changed his mind when she came back with the food. "Get Eating,Bones.Youve got a long way to go."Mai said.Bones gulped.He ate a French frie."Uh,Im not really that hungrey no more."He said. "You ordered it,you eat it."Mai said.Bones growled."I ONLY ORDERED THIS BECAUSE I WANTED IT FOR BOSS!!!"He yelled,so loud it blew Mai's hair back."Uh....I understand."She said. Bones sat back down."Good then."He said. Joey whispered something to Mai."Uh,Bones.....There's something we need to talk about....concerning your boss." Bones was happy."See!Everyone's happy cuz he's gonna live!!!!!!!" Mai and Joey laughed."Uh,Well..................one day,during his illness,your boss will go to sleep." Bones nodded."Yeah,he does that EVERY night." "But this wont be a normal sleep.A very LONG sleep." "He always sleeps very very long." "But...In this sleep...Uh,let me put it another way.One day your boss will....uh....he'll,uh..." Joey banged on the table."He'll go to sleep and never wake up,god dangit!!!"He screeched."SOMETIME BETWEEN TODAY AND TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY!!BUT HE WONT BE INTACT IN ABOUT 5 DAYS!!!" Bones was sad."Oh no."He said."We've gotta get back to Bosses room so he dont go to sleep while we're gone." Mai and Joey followed Bonesy back to Keif Keif Keif's room.Keif was asleep."OH NO!!!!"Bones said."Hes sleeping!He will never wake up!!!!!!!!!!!" Joey and Mai still saw Keith's chest heaving up and down,but they didn't wanna tell Bones so to see what Bones would do. Bones ran around in a circle."BOSS DIED BECAUSE MAI MADE ME EAT LUNCH!!!"He shouted.He then turned at Mai,with a evil look on his face."Youll pay for this!"He said,and ran up to Keith."WAKE UP,BOSS!!!"He screamed,and jumped on Keif's back.Keif woke up."What are you DOING?"He asked.Bones jumped off."Your not DEAD!!!"He screamed. "Duh." "YAY!!!JOEY AND MAI WERE WRONG!" "Wrong bout what?" "THEY SAID YOU DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Keith saw Joey and Mai snickering."That was mean."He mumbled. "I want Kaiba to come here with Mokuba."Bones said."Im BORED.Nobody wants to play with me." "Ill play with you!"Joey said."No!!!"Bonsey say. Keithy let out a huge yawn."g,night."He said,and rolled over."NO BOSS!"Bonesy said."You cannot sleep!!!" Keith rolled back over."Fine then."He said."But I was hoping I could die in my sleep." Bones frowned."You wont die!You cant die!Your not near it." Bandit keith didn't know how to break it to Bones,but he did."Uh,Bones,I hate to break it to ya but Im DYING. D-Y-I-N-G.Dying." Bones was heartbroken."NOOO!!!!!!"He wailed."You cant die!!!Your ARENT."
Bandit Keith just sighed."Beleive what you want."He said."But I wanna die in my sleep.I would rather that then die awake." Joey was sad.He was certain that Rex and Mokuba would be trick or treating tonight without Bones."Bones,you dont get to go trick or treating."He pointed out. Bones looked shocked."Oh no!!"He said."But I dont wanna cuz Boss might die while Im gone." "Well,it would be just TERRIBLE if you watched him die."Joey said. Bones no care.Mai was watching a cartoon she had turned on so Bonesy would shut up.She was laughing at the cartoon."Whats so funny at a time like this?"Bones asked. "This cartoon."Mai said."Its HILARIOUS." Soon,everyone had locked thier attention on the cartoon."Uh,Im BORED."Keith said.They all ignored im. "Aw Well."He said."Better then Bones bothering me all day." Soon,the short cartoon was over."Boss went to sleep!!!!!"Bones yelled."He'll DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mai and Joey Knew he would die anyways,so they didn't care.They had already gotten over the mourning.It was like he was already dead to them. "Let Keith sleep."Mai said."Like he said,he wants to die peacefully." bones growled."HE WONT DIE!!!!!!!!"Then he ran over to the little benchbed the hospital had provided Mai and covered up."Why is this a grudge?"Joey asked. Bones shrugged."I wanna die with Boss."He said.Mai sighed."Just cuz hes diying doesent mean you will."She said. "YA HUH!"Bones argued."Because The germs of Bosses illness are everywhere!Ill get it,and then I wont hafta mourn over im!!" Mai humored him."No,What Keith has isnt an illness.Because he drunk beer so much,now his liver is damaged and he doesent have a doner." Bones was terribly sad."But then.............WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Mai sighed.Joey put earplugs in his ears.These will be in here for a while.He thought.Keith woke up from the sounds of Bones's wails."What the heck is going on here?"He asked. "He wants to die with you."Mai said."But he cant cuz what you have isn't contagious." Keith nodded."Makes since."He said.Mai bent down to comfort Bonesy. "Uh,Bones,Im sure if you pray then Keith wont die."She said. "ILL KILL YOU GLADLY IF YOU REALLY WANNA DIE!!!"Joey screamed. "No thanks,Joey."said Mai. She continued talking to Bones.Keith rolled over on his back."Geez."He said."Im so bored.I wish I could get up.But if I try to get up,Ill faint from the pain." Bones had stopped crying.He walked up to Keith.Joey was playing with an aerobics cube.His tounge was hanging out the side of his mouth,and he was twisting with it furiously.Mai walked over."Joey,I dont think youll ever solve that."She said.Joey silenced her with a glare and continued to work."Joey how about cross stitching as a hobby?"Mai asked."Im sure youd be exellent with it!" Joey shook his head."Nope.Im doing this aerobics cube." "PLEASE?I need a sewing partner." "Nope." "Aw,your so mean!!!" "Thats what Im recognized for." Mai stalked off,and Joey laughed.He threw the aerobics cube in the air and caught it several times.yugi came back in the room from a tour of the hospital."Hello,guys!!!!"He said."That was scary!I heard someone with a broken rib cage groanin',and a person with Anthrax moaning!!!Oh,and Keith,at the counter,I think they were arranging an appointment with a GRAVEDIGGER." Keith gulped."Am I really that much in danger?CERTAIN to die???" Nobody said anything except Bones."NO!!"He snapped."Your gonna live,and Ill make you!If you die Ill kill myself." Mai shot a glance of startlement at Bones for a second. Yugi walked over to Joey,and they began to play the shape game.Mai sat on the bed.There was no one to play with HER. "Im BORED!"She groaned."Im going to sleep."Nobody cared."Have Nightmares,Mai."said Joey. "Sweet dreams,Mai."said Yugi. "Uh.....good night."Keith mumbled. "GOOD NIGHT,MAI!!!!!!"Bones yelled,and ran up to her.He hugged her really hard. He then ran back over to Keith. "Thanx...."Mai said.She lay back down. "Hey Yug."Joey said."We dont have time to sit around the hospital with Bandit Keith,we must find that gold!!!" "But Joey,we have no mode of transportation."Yugi said."And face it,there is no gold at the end of the rainbow!!!Not even a COIN.No leprechauns,and no money.Its all mad LIES." Joey was sad."There is TOO money at the end of the rainbow."He said."And when we find it,Ill laugh in your face.Com'n,yug." He dragged Yugi outta the hospital room,and down the halls.They went outside."Now."He said."Theres GOTTA be a way to get there FAST." He stared at someone's motorcycle in the parking lot."Yug,Do you have any experience riding motorcycles?"He asked.Yugi shook his head no.Joey knew he didn't have any either but he had often watched Bandit Keith ride his motorcycle all over the place."I think that I just might be able to ride it at a slow speed cuz Ive watched Keith."Joey thought outloud.But he still wasen't sure. "Joey if we ride it at a slow speed,whats the point of even riding it??"Yugi asked.Joey snapped."Thats RIGHT."He said."If we wanna ride it,we hafta ride it FAST.So Im gonna take a chance and ride it fast.If we die,we will not have to worry about gold any more." Yugi gulped."Joey....PLEASE lets take a train!!PLEASE!!!"He pleaded.Joey shook his head."Too Boring." "bus??" "Your getting off track even MORE." Yugi was sad."Fine then."He said."You can go by yourself,cuz I already feel guilty about leaving Keith with MAI,and now you wanna be the death of us?Go right ahead,without me." He started to walk back in the hospital,but Joey stopped him."No!!!!"He said."Please come with me!I really wanna find that gold,and your my best friend!I thought I could count on you." Yugi was sad when Joey put it that way."Oh,alright."He said."Ill ride the motorcycle with you.BUT,we hafta have helmets." There were two helmets on the Motorcycle's handlebars. Joey boarded the motorcycle and put on a green and white helmet."Joey,we're stealing!!!"Yugi said,getting on behiind Joey and putting on the pink and blue helmet.(Musta been for the guys sweetheart) "Aw well."said Joey,and started up the engine.He pressed on the gas pedal,and it moved forward at a terribly fast speed.It jumped off the curb,and it was all Joey could do to get in the right lane.He was scared,for there were cars behind and in front of him.Yugi was covering his eyes."We're gonna die."He kept saying."I just KNOW it." "Oh shut up."was Joeys reply as he stopped at a redlight,almost bashing into a car."See?Ive got GREAT control." Yugi wasn't so sure about that."Look,Lets just GET THERE."Yugi said."I dont wanna die at the age of 14." Joey snarled,and began going on the motorcycle as soon as the light turned Red.He coudlent wait till he was out in the country,and then he woulden't have any danger of hitting a car.