Part two,Chapter 15
"Boss,if you die,Ill KILL you."Bones said."How can you kill me if Im already dead?"Keith asked.Bones shut up.I only knew him 5 years.and now hes going to die.bones thought.He was heartbroken,and it hurt him even more to see his best friend dying right before his eyes. A nurse walked in.She saw that a child was in the room,but said nothing.She was taking out Keify's IV. "Is he gonna DIE?"Bones asked.The nurse sighed."Well,he WOULD survive,except he doesent have a doner.Unless someone donates thier liver,then hes a goner." Bones decided he'd donate his."Ill donate MINE."He said.
"Sorry,we dont KILL people just for organs."said the nurse,and walked out.Bones was SAD.Mai woke up."What was that all about?"She asked."That lady looked like a HORSE." Keith shrugged."I dunno.Hey,since I'm about to die,how about we...." Mai thought."Well,I would except you couldent because if you tried you'd be in immortal pain."Keith took this into consediration."Oh.D*mn." "Cool.D*mn D*mn D*mn."Bones said. "DONT SAY THAT!!!"Mai screeched. Bones got an evil look on his face."You D*ckhead!!"He said.Mai gasped."Keith!!!Did you teach him those foul words?" "I think so.Or it might have been the fact he was hanging out with Sid and Zigor,who are homos." Mai nodded.But she was very very VERY worried about Joey.
Joey was now on a deserted country road."Oh no..."He said."A protruding rock!!!"Yugi covered his eyes."I hope you burn in h*ll."He said,as the motorcycle raced over the rock.Lukily,it didn't put a hole in the rubber tire.But it did make the motorcycle jerk.Joey couldent help noticing that Yugi had his hands on Joey's *ss."Look,just cuz your queer doesent' mean that you hafta do that!!!!"Joey said.Yugi stopped,and held on to the seat of the motorcycle. Joey all the sudden stopped the motorcycle,to let a Armadillo pass."Darn thing!!"He screeched,as the armadillo stopped in the middle of the road.It sucked up a bug.Joey raced the motorcycle on top of it,ending it's life. "Joey,thats not nice."Yugi said,looking back at the armadillo and almost falling offa the stolen motorcycle. "Keep your trap shut,Yug."said Joey."I think that we're almost to the end of the rainbow." Yugi rolled his large eyes."Whatever."He said."But Im still not sure about this stolen motorcycle.They'll be searching the entire CITY for the motorcycle." Joey shrugged."We're not IN that city anymore,are we?"Yugi hated to admit that Joey had a point. Joey parked the motorcycle."How about some lunch,then??"He asked.Yugi nodded.'I guess."He said."I wanna PBJ sandwich!!"Joey pulled one outta Yugi's backpack.He then took a small blanket out too and they sat on that. "Yummy!!"Yugi said."This is the best sandwich I think Ive ever tasted!!YUMMY!!!" Joey rolled his eyes and kept eating,for he too was starting to get doubt about that rainbow....And there was something about the book that he found familier.He began searching in his mind to find out,but no dice. He just slopped up his Grilled Cheese.The cheese was all melted and nasty. "Joey,thats why you shoulden't put Grilled Cheese sandwiches in someplace hot."said Yugi."They'll get all melted an sticky....EWY!!!" Joey took out a soda,but it had exploded in Yugi's backpack."And I thought the back of your pants were wet because you had diareeha."Joey mumbled,and searched for another soda.All of the sodas were exploded."This is jeprady!!!"He screamed."I cant even get a decent soda!!!" Yugi was drinking outta the cantene of water."Gimme that."Joey scolded,and swiped it."Joey,I woudlent-"Yugi began.But it was too late.Joey face screwed up as he gulped outta the cantene.He spit out the contents all over Yugi."WHY is this Cantene filled with Metamusil?"He asked."I think thats the last time Ill ever drink outta one." Yugi nervously laughed."I am constipated........."He said."And I have uncontrollable gas." Joey plugged his nose,because a horrifiying stench crept up his nose.He burst out laughing."HAHAHAH!!!YOU HAVE GAS!!!!"He chortled. Yugi frowned."Shuddap."He said."Or.........TYPHOON WILL GET YOU!!!!"He grabbed a doll of a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon outta his backpack.(Amazing how many things he can fit into his backpack,huh?????) Joey grabbed the doll."What does he do?"He asked. "This."said Yugi."Its arms bend-He bent the doll's arm to demonstrate-and he can talk."He pressed the doll's foot and it roared like'GLEA!!'(You know,how it sounds on the T.V, show???) Joey hugged it."I LOVE it."he said.It went 'GLEA' again.
Keith wouldent stop groaning."Ohh...."He kept saying."Im in terrible PAIN!!!How come my life wont end?"His abdomen was aching terribly,but the nurses feared giving him any more antibiodics or pain killers cuz they thought it might make him even sicker.Mai felt sorry for him,because SHE personally didn't wanna spend my last days alive in terrible pain."GRAWWWW!!!!"He kept screaming.This was scaring Bonesy."Mai!Make him stop!"He whined."Keith."Mai said."Lets play a game.Maybe it'll get your mind off the pain."They decided to play pictionary.Bones got to do it first,cuz he sucked at drawing anything but cats.He looked at the card and drew a stright line on a minuture dry-erase board.Nobody tried to guess anything.He drew another line.No guesses.Soon,he had all his lines drew,and still nobody guessed."We give up."said Mai. Bones growled."ITS A MOUSEY!!!!!"He said."Cant you see that?" "It just looks like a jumbled mess to me."Keith said.Bones erased the markings."Your turn,Mai."He said.Mai took the dry erase board from him,and drew a circle."OH!OH!!!!"Bones said."It's a Beachball!!!"Mai shook her head."Nope." She drew a long pointy thing outta the center of the circle."OH!!!"Keith said."Its an ice cream cone pictured from a diffrent point of view!!!!"Mai shook her head once again.Soon,she had two diffrent circles joined on,the sizes from smallest to largest. "Its a snowman!"Bones said.Mai nodded,and handed the board to Keith."It should be my turn!!!"Bones griped. "Lets let Keith have a turn."Mai said,and Keith took the board.Keith looked at what he had to draw."I cant draw one of THESE!!!!"He said."Thier way to hard!!!" "Maybe I could help you."Mai said.She walked over and read the card.He was meant to draw a square."Uh,Kieth,Its telling you to draw a SQUARE."She said. Bones was happy.She had just read the card out to him and not even noticed!!! Bones turned around and looked out the window.Two people were carriying a bloody man into the hospital. He burst into wails."What now,Bones?"Mai sighed. "I-I SAW A MAN AND...HE WAS BLOODY!!!WHAT IF BOSS TURNS OUT LIKE THAT?WAHHHHH!!!"Bones screeched."Bones,That wont happen to Keith."Mai said."His liver will just explode INSIDE his body,and then he'll be gone instantly.He'll feel a snap of pain and then be instantly gone." Bones stopped crying,but was still sad. She turned around and looked at Keith.He looked worse then ever,and she'd be surprised if he even survived the night.His liver was being screwed up more each second."Keith,since your dying already,do you want me to bring you some food?"Mai asked,not able to hide the wavering voice. "No thanks."Keith replied,weakly."I might survive...If theres a miracle.Man,Im only 24 and Im already dying!I waisted my life away!!" Mai had already discovered that fact.
Joey and Yugi were setting up camp for the night.It was a cold,chilly night and they only had the little blanket they had eaten on.Yugi was the only one big enough to fit under it.Joey cuddled up with Typhoon(The BETD doll).It wasent making him any warmer."GLEA!!!"It said as Joey squeezed it's foot. "Shut that doll up!!!"Yugi said."Im trying to SLEEP!!!!!"joey mumbled some pretty bad things and stopped squeezing. "Brrrrrrrrrrr!!!"He said."Man,I really wish we were still at the hospital."He was responded with Yugi's mocking laughter."Toldja so."He said."But NOOO." Joey felt like punching Yugi out.He cuddled up in a ball the best he could.He felt a lizard crawl over him,but didn't move for fear of his life. "Man,Yug,This SUX."He said."I can hear snakes hissing." Yugi heard a rattler rattiling."Oh god."He said."I cant beleive we're even out here.I mean,We're both scared half to death!!!We should just pack up and leave!!" You dont KNOW how bad Joey wanted to consider.But he also wanted to be rich."No way,Yug."He said."I want that gold and the leprachauns to play my favorite song,which is so nasty that my parents wont let me listen to it!!" Yugi rolled over."What song?Sing the chorus." "Its getting hot in herrre.." "OK!!!STOP!"Yugi shouted.Joey stopped.Joey began to push Typhoon's foot again."GLEA!!!"It kept saying."Joey,SHUT THAT THING UP!!!!"Yugi shouted."Im trying to sleep!" Joey stopped squeezing the thing's foot."I wanted to hear him say "GLEA!!!"Joey exclaimed. Yugi rolled his eyes."You can in the mornin'"He sighed."But right now Im going to sleep."After about 10 min,he began to snore. Joey mocked his snoring with creative snores of his own. Yugi didn't even wake up."dumb@$$."Joey said.Bugi decided that he didn't like being callled a dumb@$$.He woke from his slumber and decked Joey across his face."OWWW"Joey shouted."That really hurt!!"Yugi didn't care one bit.He continued to punch poor ol Joey."Ow!Ech!Dah!Argh!!"Came Joey grunts and noises.But Yugi kept beating him up until Joey was so beat up,He was fainted on the floor.
It was nightime,and they were all about to go to bed."Goodbye,Keith."Mai said."I might not wake up when you die tonight."This made Bones very sad."Boss,you CANT give yourself up!You hafta live!!"He said."You dont deserve this." Keith sighed."Sorry to break it to you kid but I DESERVE this.I was the one who drank myself so drunk I could barely stand!Now I hafta face the consequences;Death." Bones sniffled.Mai burst into bawling."Oh,keith Im never gonna see you again!!!"She blubbered."Theres GOTTA be a doner out there!Theres just GOTTA!" Bones screwed up his face."Im not sad."He said."Cuz something tells me he's gonna live." "Your not a psychic,even though you may wish that."Keith said.Bones frowned."No,I mean like sort of a De Ja Vu thing." "What The Heck is De Ja Vu???" "Its whenever you feel like youve been somewhere before you have never been before,or you feel strongly that somehting will happen." Keith nodded,but still didn't fully understand."Oh,Alright I guess.G'night."Mai got up and turned off the light. Soon,Keith was asleep.Mai cried herself to sleep.Bones stayed wide awake,watching Keiths heaving chest.If Keith's chest stopped,he'd call the nurses and maybe they could get his heart to beat again.But soon,Bones's eyes got so heavy that they closed and he went to sleep.
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In the morning,Mai woke up first.She woke up Bonesy."What?"Bones asked.Mai pointed to Keify.His eyes were open.They thought he was dead."Boss!NOO!!"Bones screamed.Then,to there surprise,Keith MOVED."What?"He asked,his voice barely above a whisper.He was very very very weakened."BOSS!!!"Bones screamed."YOUR STILL ALIVE!!" "Yeah duh."Keith said."If I was dead,Id be haunting you right now."Bones blinked."Why?" "I dont know."Keith said."I just WOULD.But not Mai."Mai was HAPPY.A nurse burst in."Keith Howard!!We've found you a doner!!!!"Keiths eyes got so wide they almost burst off his face."What?WHO?" The nurse smiled."Tea Gardener." When Bones,Mai and Keith heard that name they were surprised."TEA GARDENER!!"They said together."She was a good friend!!" The nurse smiled again."Keith Howard,we're gonna hafta take you into surgery RIGHT AWAY."She said."You might die on the operating table if we dont get to you fast enough." Bones tried to swallow his tears.His only thoughts were,Is he gonna live? Mai walked over to Bonesy as they wheeled Keithy outta the room. "Mai,is he gonna DIE?"Bones asked,in a wavering voice.Mai knew it was her job to reassure him."Yes,Hell live.Come with me and we can wait outside the operating room." Bones follwed her down the hall,dragging his feet.He thought Bandit Keith would die,but even more scary was that he had been RIGHT about someone donating.
Joey and yugi had began heading tworeds the end of the rainbow."You know,Joey..."Said Yugi."Theres been something Ive been wanting to tell you through this whole journey....."Joey turned around."What Yug?"He asked. "Well..."Yugi began."That little book you read to find the end of the rainbow.....YOU wrote it,Joey." Joey froze."I did not!I dont remember ever writing that book!" Yugi shrugged."Well,you did."He said.Joey was hurt."Ill PROVE it."He said."I did not write that book!I swear it!" He pulled the little book outta his pocket."See!!!It says written by......."His face froze."Jeoy wheeler."He finished. He was more mad then he was sad."WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME EARLIER?THEN,WE WOULDENT BE OUT IN THE BOONIES!!!!"He screamed,right into Yugi's face.Yugi wiped all the spit offa his face."Well,I just didn't wanna shatter your dreams."He said.Joey growled."Now we hafta head all the way back to Domino City,after going on this impossible trek for NOTHING??!!!" He fell to the ground.Yugi didn't know if he was crying,going insane or just fainted. "Just look at it this way,Joey."He siad."You got alot of exercise!!!" Joeys face shot up."Your right!!!"He said."I did acheive alot of goals!I lost wieght,and I made my life not so boring." Yugi nodded."See?Something good DID come outta this." Joey leapt for joy."Yes!!Hop back on the motorcycle,Yug,we're going back to the hospital!!" Yugi got on in back of Joey as Joey started it up.
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When they Finally reached the hospital,Bones,Mai or Keith werent in the room.But they soon caught them sitting outside the operating table in a chair.Bones was asleep in Mai's lap."Why are you here?"Joey asked. Mai gulped back tears."Keith got a liver donated by Tea Gardener."She said. Joey and Bugi nodded."Ill bet Weevil's happy.He'll still have a part of her his whole life;inside of Keith."Yugi said. He was the only one who laughed at his own joke."Heh Heh....sorry."He said. Mai was still sad."He might die."She explained."I dont see how Bones can sleep through this." Joey decided to add a little bit of humor to all the long faces."Hey!!!Maybe Bones is RELEIVED that Keith is dying.I mean,Keith abused him,called him names and made him buy whisky for em.He also made Bones fight with Zigor and Sid,with fists,for entertainent."He said. Mai gasped."Keith was Bones's Best FRIEND,and he never did any of that!!He maybe made him get a couple of things,hit him a couple of times and call him a bit of names,but he NEVER abused him with hitting."She said. Joey wasent so sure if he beleived that.Yugi was looking down the hall."I wonder if Weevil is in the psycho word now.I mean,he must have a terrible life."Him and Joey burst into laughter."Oh,Shut up!!!"Mai said."Your just jealous because neither of you have ever had a girlfriend,Or in Yugi's case a BOYFRIEND!!!!" Joey cracked up,even knowing part of the insult was aimed at him.But he didn't care.He loved it when people made fun of Yugi because he was queer. Mai looked more like SHE needed to be in a psycho wored.Her hair was everywhere,and her cheeks were damp,and her eyes glittered with worry."You look like you need a psycotic doctor."Yugi said. Mai shot such a look of hatred at Yugi that Yugi thought he might die."Whoa..."He muttered. Joey played with his paddleball thingy.Mai couldent handle the pounding and the bouncy noises."SHUT UP!JUST SHUT UP,OK!!!!"She yelled.Joey stopped paddle balling,and Yugi stopped chattering.Bonesy made a groaning noise in his sleep and shifted."Now look what youve made me do."Mai growled.Joey was SURE she needed a psycho wored. He thought she was about to hurl Bones at Yugi,But she didn't."Man,I cant WAIT until Keith is outta surgery,then we can all LEAVE this terrible place and never come back again!!!!!!" Joey was snickering under his breath."WHATS YOUR PROBLEM???"She screeched at Joey.Joey drew back."Gosh,I hope Keith lives cuz if he doesent then we're all in for trouble." Yugi gave a quick nod.Bonesy waked up."Hi Joey.Hi Yugi."He mumbled."Where are we Mai?" "We're waiting for Keith to get outta surgery."She said.Bonesy nodded.He went into the boy's restroom. "Ew."Joey said. "Your immature."Mai replied."Ill bet youd say EWW if I grabbed a rubber rat outta my purse."She did just that. "EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!"Yugi screamed,and hid behind Joey."Thats a cute mousey."Joey commented.Mai got an idea.It was one of those wind up miceys.She crouched behind the proped open door of the mens room.(Nope,you couldent se anyone peeing.Sorry all you nasty women.) She wound up the mousey.When she saw Bonesy come out,She let the mouse go.But the person didn't run.He SQUISHED the toy!!When Mai looked up she noticed it wasent Bones.It was a big strong man.Mai stood up."Uh,sry bout that.I thought you were someone else....." The man stared down his long,crooked nose."Im gonna pound you so hard your brains will be coming out your ears!!"He said.Bonesy walked out."Did I miss something??"He asked."How come that ugly man is about to beat up Mai??" The man turned around,about to squish Bones into a Bonesy pancake.But he saw Bonesy'd face and ran. "Oh.How fortunate."Bones said."He musta seen a roach or somethin'" Mai didn't tell him why the man had ran. Joey was staring at a sign on the hospital wall.It read, "Dont shake your baby.If you do,it'll get Shaken Baby Syndrome,a desiese in which the brain is shooken out of place.The baby will never be the same if it lives.But theres like an 85% chance of death.So dont shake your baby.We hate having ceasered babys up here,because when they die we get the heck sued outta us." Joey was puzzled."How terrible.It sounds like they only care about their money." Mai screamed."NOO!!!In that case,threre careless!Keithy could die!!" Yugi shook his head."Nope.It says on this sign,they dont want the heck sued outta them." Mai nodded,releived."Bonesy was playing in toxic swabs."WOW!!"He said."Theres red stuff on this swab!!!" Mai gasped.Bones thought it was frosting,so was about to eat it."BONES!!!NOOO!!"She yelled,and picked him up just before he ate it.She slapped the swab outta his hand."Joey.Order a peremedic to get this swab away.Im going to take Bones into the bathroom so he can WASH HIS HANDS." She jerked Bones into the bathroom.Joey took some tweesers outta Yugi's backpack and picked up the toxic swab."You know,I wonder what Mai would do if we threw the most foul,most contagious wastes on her??"He asked,tossing the swab back into the bucket.He gave his hands a breif washover with the water fountain and put on some gloves from the glove dispenser.He began to dig in the toxic wastes bin. "You know,I wonder why they keep those things on the wall."Yugi commented.Joey found something."Aw,here we are.....Arsenic on a swab!!!" Yugi snickered."Throw it in her mouth."He said."Then she'll puke for hours and almost die." Joey laughed."HAHAHA!!!Thats something to think about."He said."Lets just wait until her and Bonesy come out." They waited.Somebody came out,and Joey flung the swab without looking to see who it was."RAAA!!!"He heard,in a voice unlike Mai's."HUH??"He said,and looked.It was Tristan."WOW."Joey said,as Tristan projectile puked all over em. "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!"He yelled,and ran into the bathroom to wash up.He saw Mai and Bones in there."Your in the boys bathroom!!"Bones exclaimed at Mai."And your not even a BOY!!!" Mai felt like slapping him."WASH YOUR HANDS."She ordered,pointing her finger at the sink.Bones grabbed her finger and bended it the wrong way HARD. "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"Mai screeched.Her finger popped and swelled up to the size of a sausage.It instantly turned purple.Bones shuffled a foot."YOU BRAT!!!!!!!!"She screeched like a raven."Youll pay for that!!!"She drew back her foot and kicked him in the balls."Cup."Bones said,standing there.Mai growled."WHY do you keep a cup on?"She asked."Because of terrible people like you who try and kick poor poor me in the place where Mr.Sun dont shine." Mai glared.She saw Joey,who was on the ground laughing. "BE QUIET!!!!!!!!"Mai yelled."Sorry......."Bones mumbled.Mai kicked him in the shin."AWWWWACH!!!"Bones screamed. "THATS CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!"He burst into tears. Mai laughed."THATS my job!!!!!!!!!!!"She said,followed by eerie laughter.Joey backed away. "YOU WANT SOME???"Mai asked. Joey thought."Uh...............No!i think Ill pass......."He said. Mai realized what she was doing.Yugi walked in."Uh..........did I miss something??"He asked. When he saw Mai,she was kissing Joey to forgive him.Yugi fainted."Yugi died."Bones said."Lets go throw a party!!!" Mai was walking out."But me and Bones wanna have a party."said Joey,but she just walked out.Him and Bones followed,and when Yugi woke up he followed. Mai sat in the chair outside the operating room again.She crossed her legs and waited."Bonesy wants a snowcone!!!"Bones chortled.Mai blinked."I dont see why not.Joey,Yugi,do you want one??" "YEAH!!!"Yugi said."I want Tiger's Blood!!!" "UH....I want grape."said Joey.Mai wrote that down and started to walk down the hall with Bonesy.Joey decided to read more signs."How boring."He said.He SWORE he heard the people inside the operating room go,"Oops." He wanted to peek in there,but the door was locked.Keithy was getting cut open.ICKY.Joey went over to a coffee table and got himself some coffee to drink while waiting for Mai and Bones to get back with his snowcone. He decided he'd write a quiz for Bones.This was his and Bones's favorite game.They would make a quiz,asking simple questions,and the person would hafta answer it.Joey got down to heavy work. Soon,he was done with the test and Bones came running back,eating a bubblegum snowcone."Here Bones."He said."I wrote you a quiz." Bonesy smiled and began to work on it.The first question said, What is your favorite game to play with Mokuba?? Bones answered, I really like to play a game he calls Dead Man Walking.But its not very fun cuz we only have two people and I always hafta be the dead man because I look like one. Bones kept answering the questions until finally the paper looked like this: What is your favorite game to play with Mokuba?? I really like to play a game he calls Dead Man Walking.But it's not very fun cuz we only have two people and I always hafta be the dead man because I look like one. Where is your favorite place to go?? I like to go to sleep so I can go into the Dream World! Do you have the hots for anyone?? Huh?What does that mean?I dont make anyone hot!! What is your favorite thing to drink?? I like to drink Kool-Aid because it tastes like fruit and fruit makes me all healthy. Do you ever get annoyed with me?? Do I HAVE to answer this question??*.* That was the whole quiz.Mai glanced over Bones's shoulder and saw the quiz.When she saw the third question she ripped the quiz outta Bones's grip."JOEY!!!"She said."Why would you ask a child his age a question like this?Hes not old enough to even be THINKING about this kinda crap!" Joey shrunk back.She saw the little face Bones had drawn,the one that was like *.* "BONES!!!THIS FACE LOOKS DRUNKEN!!!"She shouted,ripping the paper to shreds.Bonesy was sad. "I like that quiz."He said,and ripped off a corner of a paper.He scribbled something madly down and handed it to Mai.Mai read it.It said, go to H*ll Mai gasped."YOU!!!"She yelled."You go to h*ll!!Your just a bother to me,Joey,and Yugi!!I should never have brought you with me!!!!!" Bones was shrunk back into his chair by now.Mai saw the terrified look on his face and remembered all she had said."IM SO SORRY!!!"She said,embracing him in a hug."Uuhhhh-I forgive you??"Came Bones's answer.Mai smiled."Thanx."She said."Your so nice.Everyone's so nice.I love you Yugi.I luv you Joey.I luv you Bones." "KEWL!!!"Joey said."I have a girlfriend now!!!"Mai slapped him."I meant like I luv mother nature,and the way I love my mother." "If Tristan said he loved me the way he loved his mother,he'd be gay."Joey said,followed by a glance from Yugi. "Keith might almost be outta surgery...."Mai said."And I cant wait until he is!!"
1 hour later
They wheeled Keithy outta the surgery room,and into his assigned room.Mai,Yugi,Bones and Joey followed.He was asleep from the anistasia,and he had stitches in him."I cant wait until he wakes up!!"Mai commented."He'll be able to eat!He will pray everynight now." Bones was trying to shake Keith awake."Bones,hes in a very deep sleep.He cant wake up until his body wills him to."said Yugi.Bones didn't know what that meant,but stopped shaking Keith.He sat on a chair and waited,staring at the clock.After about thirty seconds he began to whine again. "Bones be quiet."Joey said."Im trying to work this crossword puzzle." Bones was quiet.He began to color in a coloring book."Hey Joey."Mai said."Lets duel while we wait for Keith to wake up."She said.Joey agreed,set up his dueling mat and shuffled Mai's cards.Mai got her mat ready and shuffled Joeys.When thier own deck was handed back to them,they drew thier first five cards."You first Joey."Mai said. "OK."said Joey."Ill play one magic/trap card face down,then place the Kojikocy in attack mode." Mai looked at the monster Joey had just played.pretty simple to beat.only 1500.She thought.She had drawn one of her Harpy's lady's,but they were to weak without any magic cards added."OK,Joey,Ill place the Harpie Lady in Atk mode and equip her with the rose whip,incresing her attack to 1600.I attack KojiKocy!!!" It took 100 hundred off of Joey's l/p.He growled.hmmmmmm.I could put an open assault on the Harpies Lady;She has no m/t cards down.But she could be wanting me too do that.Its best if I get defensive.Joey thought. "OK Mai."He said."Im playing the Petit Dragon,defensive mode.(Sorry if he doesent have the cards I say.) Mai placed one monster card face down,and attacked the Petit Dragon.Joey put the card into the graveyard. "ok."He said,"I'm going to........................"Keithy waked up."BOSS WOKE UP!!!"Bones hollered,with joy.He scampered over to him."Boss Boss Boss!"He screamed.Mai squealed with exitement."Keith!!!Keith you alive!!" Keith nodded."Hey,I am.Is the surgery over?"Joey nodded. Keith almost jumped outta bed,but he was so sore from the surgery he dared to move. "Me and Yugi need to hit the road,to see Kaiba and Rex again before this story ends."Joey say.
When they were at the Kaiba mansion,Kaiba greeted them at the door."Joey??Yugi??"He asked."How come your here?I thought you had some gold to find?"Joey shook his head."Its not real."He said."Yug over here reminded me that I wrote that book."Kaiba nodded.Mokuba ran up."Hello!!!"He said.Yugi waved. "Guess what happened to Keith??"Yugi asked,as him and Joey walked in and took a seat on the couch."He had to have liver surgery,and his liver was donated by TEA!!" Kaiba gasped,and Weevil walked over.He was saying more then just the word Tea now."Tea's Liver?Inside of Keith?"He asked.He jumped for joy and cheered. Rex was over on the couch watching T.V. "Hello Rex."said Joey.Rex said nothing."I feel bad because I didn't get to take Bones trick or treating...."He said. Mokuba jumped up and down."But he got to take ME."He said."We had fun,even without Bones,and now my intire candy bag is full!!!" Joey sat on the couch,his head hung.Poor Keith didn't get to see his friends.Now that he had that surgery,when he came home the next day he would have to lay on the couch!! Just then,Mai and Bones walked in."Why are you here?"Weevil asked."I thought you were gonna stay with Keith until he got out." Mai seemed sad about that fact,but stated nothing about it."Well,hes getting out tomorrow morning so whats the since of staying with him?" Bones ran up to Mokuba."How much candy did you get?"Bones asked.Mokuba held up his bag."We also got some for you!!"Rex said,giving Bones a heaping bag.It was plump full of candy."Wow!Thanx!"Bones said,as he and Mokuba began to munch on their candy.Kaiba called a servant over with some food."Say,you guuys wanna eat?I was gonna prepare a big dinner for you,but I didn't have time." Joey nodded."Oh,and Joey?"said Kaiba."Since you didn't find gold,but you DID manage to get Keith to the hospital before he died,take 1000 dollars,on me."Kaiba handed Joey a bag of money.Joey thanked Kaiba.Yes!I could spend this on lots of new duel monsters cards!!He thought. Bones was at the table eating some fruit,with Weevil."So,what happened on Halloween?"He asked,a sad sad look on his face.He was terribly jepridized about not getting to go trick-or-treating. (POOR BONESY!!!!) "You know."said Joey."Im pretty glad Keithy is in the hospital right now.If he wasen't hed be griping and ruining the precious moments." Everyone agreed.Keith had some friends though.Yugi was happy that Keith had a friend.Yugi was Keiths friend. But now,he was gladder to be Joey's friend.Joey had FINALLY found out what a blooming idiot he had been being about the gold,and now he had found out there was no gold.He almost felt sorry for Joey.ALMOST.
"Boss,if you die,Ill KILL you."Bones said."How can you kill me if Im already dead?"Keith asked.Bones shut up.I only knew him 5 years.and now hes going to die.bones thought.He was heartbroken,and it hurt him even more to see his best friend dying right before his eyes. A nurse walked in.She saw that a child was in the room,but said nothing.She was taking out Keify's IV. "Is he gonna DIE?"Bones asked.The nurse sighed."Well,he WOULD survive,except he doesent have a doner.Unless someone donates thier liver,then hes a goner." Bones decided he'd donate his."Ill donate MINE."He said.
"Sorry,we dont KILL people just for organs."said the nurse,and walked out.Bones was SAD.Mai woke up."What was that all about?"She asked."That lady looked like a HORSE." Keith shrugged."I dunno.Hey,since I'm about to die,how about we...." Mai thought."Well,I would except you couldent because if you tried you'd be in immortal pain."Keith took this into consediration."Oh.D*mn." "Cool.D*mn D*mn D*mn."Bones said. "DONT SAY THAT!!!"Mai screeched. Bones got an evil look on his face."You D*ckhead!!"He said.Mai gasped."Keith!!!Did you teach him those foul words?" "I think so.Or it might have been the fact he was hanging out with Sid and Zigor,who are homos." Mai nodded.But she was very very VERY worried about Joey.
Joey was now on a deserted country road."Oh no..."He said."A protruding rock!!!"Yugi covered his eyes."I hope you burn in h*ll."He said,as the motorcycle raced over the rock.Lukily,it didn't put a hole in the rubber tire.But it did make the motorcycle jerk.Joey couldent help noticing that Yugi had his hands on Joey's *ss."Look,just cuz your queer doesent' mean that you hafta do that!!!!"Joey said.Yugi stopped,and held on to the seat of the motorcycle. Joey all the sudden stopped the motorcycle,to let a Armadillo pass."Darn thing!!"He screeched,as the armadillo stopped in the middle of the road.It sucked up a bug.Joey raced the motorcycle on top of it,ending it's life. "Joey,thats not nice."Yugi said,looking back at the armadillo and almost falling offa the stolen motorcycle. "Keep your trap shut,Yug."said Joey."I think that we're almost to the end of the rainbow." Yugi rolled his large eyes."Whatever."He said."But Im still not sure about this stolen motorcycle.They'll be searching the entire CITY for the motorcycle." Joey shrugged."We're not IN that city anymore,are we?"Yugi hated to admit that Joey had a point. Joey parked the motorcycle."How about some lunch,then??"He asked.Yugi nodded.'I guess."He said."I wanna PBJ sandwich!!"Joey pulled one outta Yugi's backpack.He then took a small blanket out too and they sat on that. "Yummy!!"Yugi said."This is the best sandwich I think Ive ever tasted!!YUMMY!!!" Joey rolled his eyes and kept eating,for he too was starting to get doubt about that rainbow....And there was something about the book that he found familier.He began searching in his mind to find out,but no dice. He just slopped up his Grilled Cheese.The cheese was all melted and nasty. "Joey,thats why you shoulden't put Grilled Cheese sandwiches in someplace hot."said Yugi."They'll get all melted an sticky....EWY!!!" Joey took out a soda,but it had exploded in Yugi's backpack."And I thought the back of your pants were wet because you had diareeha."Joey mumbled,and searched for another soda.All of the sodas were exploded."This is jeprady!!!"He screamed."I cant even get a decent soda!!!" Yugi was drinking outta the cantene of water."Gimme that."Joey scolded,and swiped it."Joey,I woudlent-"Yugi began.But it was too late.Joey face screwed up as he gulped outta the cantene.He spit out the contents all over Yugi."WHY is this Cantene filled with Metamusil?"He asked."I think thats the last time Ill ever drink outta one." Yugi nervously laughed."I am constipated........."He said."And I have uncontrollable gas." Joey plugged his nose,because a horrifiying stench crept up his nose.He burst out laughing."HAHAHAH!!!YOU HAVE GAS!!!!"He chortled. Yugi frowned."Shuddap."He said."Or.........TYPHOON WILL GET YOU!!!!"He grabbed a doll of a Blue Eyes Toon Dragon outta his backpack.(Amazing how many things he can fit into his backpack,huh?????) Joey grabbed the doll."What does he do?"He asked. "This."said Yugi."Its arms bend-He bent the doll's arm to demonstrate-and he can talk."He pressed the doll's foot and it roared like'GLEA!!'(You know,how it sounds on the T.V, show???) Joey hugged it."I LOVE it."he said.It went 'GLEA' again.
Keith wouldent stop groaning."Ohh...."He kept saying."Im in terrible PAIN!!!How come my life wont end?"His abdomen was aching terribly,but the nurses feared giving him any more antibiodics or pain killers cuz they thought it might make him even sicker.Mai felt sorry for him,because SHE personally didn't wanna spend my last days alive in terrible pain."GRAWWWW!!!!"He kept screaming.This was scaring Bonesy."Mai!Make him stop!"He whined."Keith."Mai said."Lets play a game.Maybe it'll get your mind off the pain."They decided to play pictionary.Bones got to do it first,cuz he sucked at drawing anything but cats.He looked at the card and drew a stright line on a minuture dry-erase board.Nobody tried to guess anything.He drew another line.No guesses.Soon,he had all his lines drew,and still nobody guessed."We give up."said Mai. Bones growled."ITS A MOUSEY!!!!!"He said."Cant you see that?" "It just looks like a jumbled mess to me."Keith said.Bones erased the markings."Your turn,Mai."He said.Mai took the dry erase board from him,and drew a circle."OH!OH!!!!"Bones said."It's a Beachball!!!"Mai shook her head."Nope." She drew a long pointy thing outta the center of the circle."OH!!!"Keith said."Its an ice cream cone pictured from a diffrent point of view!!!!"Mai shook her head once again.Soon,she had two diffrent circles joined on,the sizes from smallest to largest. "Its a snowman!"Bones said.Mai nodded,and handed the board to Keith."It should be my turn!!!"Bones griped. "Lets let Keith have a turn."Mai said,and Keith took the board.Keith looked at what he had to draw."I cant draw one of THESE!!!!"He said."Thier way to hard!!!" "Maybe I could help you."Mai said.She walked over and read the card.He was meant to draw a square."Uh,Kieth,Its telling you to draw a SQUARE."She said. Bones was happy.She had just read the card out to him and not even noticed!!! Bones turned around and looked out the window.Two people were carriying a bloody man into the hospital. He burst into wails."What now,Bones?"Mai sighed. "I-I SAW A MAN AND...HE WAS BLOODY!!!WHAT IF BOSS TURNS OUT LIKE THAT?WAHHHHH!!!"Bones screeched."Bones,That wont happen to Keith."Mai said."His liver will just explode INSIDE his body,and then he'll be gone instantly.He'll feel a snap of pain and then be instantly gone." Bones stopped crying,but was still sad. She turned around and looked at Keith.He looked worse then ever,and she'd be surprised if he even survived the night.His liver was being screwed up more each second."Keith,since your dying already,do you want me to bring you some food?"Mai asked,not able to hide the wavering voice. "No thanks."Keith replied,weakly."I might survive...If theres a miracle.Man,Im only 24 and Im already dying!I waisted my life away!!" Mai had already discovered that fact.
Joey and Yugi were setting up camp for the night.It was a cold,chilly night and they only had the little blanket they had eaten on.Yugi was the only one big enough to fit under it.Joey cuddled up with Typhoon(The BETD doll).It wasent making him any warmer."GLEA!!!"It said as Joey squeezed it's foot. "Shut that doll up!!!"Yugi said."Im trying to SLEEP!!!!!"joey mumbled some pretty bad things and stopped squeezing. "Brrrrrrrrrrr!!!"He said."Man,I really wish we were still at the hospital."He was responded with Yugi's mocking laughter."Toldja so."He said."But NOOO." Joey felt like punching Yugi out.He cuddled up in a ball the best he could.He felt a lizard crawl over him,but didn't move for fear of his life. "Man,Yug,This SUX."He said."I can hear snakes hissing." Yugi heard a rattler rattiling."Oh god."He said."I cant beleive we're even out here.I mean,We're both scared half to death!!!We should just pack up and leave!!" You dont KNOW how bad Joey wanted to consider.But he also wanted to be rich."No way,Yug."He said."I want that gold and the leprachauns to play my favorite song,which is so nasty that my parents wont let me listen to it!!" Yugi rolled over."What song?Sing the chorus." "Its getting hot in herrre.." "OK!!!STOP!"Yugi shouted.Joey stopped.Joey began to push Typhoon's foot again."GLEA!!!"It kept saying."Joey,SHUT THAT THING UP!!!!"Yugi shouted."Im trying to sleep!" Joey stopped squeezing the thing's foot."I wanted to hear him say "GLEA!!!"Joey exclaimed. Yugi rolled his eyes."You can in the mornin'"He sighed."But right now Im going to sleep."After about 10 min,he began to snore. Joey mocked his snoring with creative snores of his own. Yugi didn't even wake up."dumb@$$."Joey said.Bugi decided that he didn't like being callled a dumb@$$.He woke from his slumber and decked Joey across his face."OWWW"Joey shouted."That really hurt!!"Yugi didn't care one bit.He continued to punch poor ol Joey."Ow!Ech!Dah!Argh!!"Came Joey grunts and noises.But Yugi kept beating him up until Joey was so beat up,He was fainted on the floor.
It was nightime,and they were all about to go to bed."Goodbye,Keith."Mai said."I might not wake up when you die tonight."This made Bones very sad."Boss,you CANT give yourself up!You hafta live!!"He said."You dont deserve this." Keith sighed."Sorry to break it to you kid but I DESERVE this.I was the one who drank myself so drunk I could barely stand!Now I hafta face the consequences;Death." Bones sniffled.Mai burst into bawling."Oh,keith Im never gonna see you again!!!"She blubbered."Theres GOTTA be a doner out there!Theres just GOTTA!" Bones screwed up his face."Im not sad."He said."Cuz something tells me he's gonna live." "Your not a psychic,even though you may wish that."Keith said.Bones frowned."No,I mean like sort of a De Ja Vu thing." "What The Heck is De Ja Vu???" "Its whenever you feel like youve been somewhere before you have never been before,or you feel strongly that somehting will happen." Keith nodded,but still didn't fully understand."Oh,Alright I guess.G'night."Mai got up and turned off the light. Soon,Keith was asleep.Mai cried herself to sleep.Bones stayed wide awake,watching Keiths heaving chest.If Keith's chest stopped,he'd call the nurses and maybe they could get his heart to beat again.But soon,Bones's eyes got so heavy that they closed and he went to sleep.
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In the morning,Mai woke up first.She woke up Bonesy."What?"Bones asked.Mai pointed to Keify.His eyes were open.They thought he was dead."Boss!NOO!!"Bones screamed.Then,to there surprise,Keith MOVED."What?"He asked,his voice barely above a whisper.He was very very very weakened."BOSS!!!"Bones screamed."YOUR STILL ALIVE!!" "Yeah duh."Keith said."If I was dead,Id be haunting you right now."Bones blinked."Why?" "I dont know."Keith said."I just WOULD.But not Mai."Mai was HAPPY.A nurse burst in."Keith Howard!!We've found you a doner!!!!"Keiths eyes got so wide they almost burst off his face."What?WHO?" The nurse smiled."Tea Gardener." When Bones,Mai and Keith heard that name they were surprised."TEA GARDENER!!"They said together."She was a good friend!!" The nurse smiled again."Keith Howard,we're gonna hafta take you into surgery RIGHT AWAY."She said."You might die on the operating table if we dont get to you fast enough." Bones tried to swallow his tears.His only thoughts were,Is he gonna live? Mai walked over to Bonesy as they wheeled Keithy outta the room. "Mai,is he gonna DIE?"Bones asked,in a wavering voice.Mai knew it was her job to reassure him."Yes,Hell live.Come with me and we can wait outside the operating room." Bones follwed her down the hall,dragging his feet.He thought Bandit Keith would die,but even more scary was that he had been RIGHT about someone donating.
Joey and yugi had began heading tworeds the end of the rainbow."You know,Joey..."Said Yugi."Theres been something Ive been wanting to tell you through this whole journey....."Joey turned around."What Yug?"He asked. "Well..."Yugi began."That little book you read to find the end of the rainbow.....YOU wrote it,Joey." Joey froze."I did not!I dont remember ever writing that book!" Yugi shrugged."Well,you did."He said.Joey was hurt."Ill PROVE it."He said."I did not write that book!I swear it!" He pulled the little book outta his pocket."See!!!It says written by......."His face froze."Jeoy wheeler."He finished. He was more mad then he was sad."WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME EARLIER?THEN,WE WOULDENT BE OUT IN THE BOONIES!!!!"He screamed,right into Yugi's face.Yugi wiped all the spit offa his face."Well,I just didn't wanna shatter your dreams."He said.Joey growled."Now we hafta head all the way back to Domino City,after going on this impossible trek for NOTHING??!!!" He fell to the ground.Yugi didn't know if he was crying,going insane or just fainted. "Just look at it this way,Joey."He siad."You got alot of exercise!!!" Joeys face shot up."Your right!!!"He said."I did acheive alot of goals!I lost wieght,and I made my life not so boring." Yugi nodded."See?Something good DID come outta this." Joey leapt for joy."Yes!!Hop back on the motorcycle,Yug,we're going back to the hospital!!" Yugi got on in back of Joey as Joey started it up.
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When they Finally reached the hospital,Bones,Mai or Keith werent in the room.But they soon caught them sitting outside the operating table in a chair.Bones was asleep in Mai's lap."Why are you here?"Joey asked. Mai gulped back tears."Keith got a liver donated by Tea Gardener."She said. Joey and Bugi nodded."Ill bet Weevil's happy.He'll still have a part of her his whole life;inside of Keith."Yugi said. He was the only one who laughed at his own joke."Heh Heh....sorry."He said. Mai was still sad."He might die."She explained."I dont see how Bones can sleep through this." Joey decided to add a little bit of humor to all the long faces."Hey!!!Maybe Bones is RELEIVED that Keith is dying.I mean,Keith abused him,called him names and made him buy whisky for em.He also made Bones fight with Zigor and Sid,with fists,for entertainent."He said. Mai gasped."Keith was Bones's Best FRIEND,and he never did any of that!!He maybe made him get a couple of things,hit him a couple of times and call him a bit of names,but he NEVER abused him with hitting."She said. Joey wasent so sure if he beleived that.Yugi was looking down the hall."I wonder if Weevil is in the psycho word now.I mean,he must have a terrible life."Him and Joey burst into laughter."Oh,Shut up!!!"Mai said."Your just jealous because neither of you have ever had a girlfriend,Or in Yugi's case a BOYFRIEND!!!!" Joey cracked up,even knowing part of the insult was aimed at him.But he didn't care.He loved it when people made fun of Yugi because he was queer. Mai looked more like SHE needed to be in a psycho wored.Her hair was everywhere,and her cheeks were damp,and her eyes glittered with worry."You look like you need a psycotic doctor."Yugi said. Mai shot such a look of hatred at Yugi that Yugi thought he might die."Whoa..."He muttered. Joey played with his paddleball thingy.Mai couldent handle the pounding and the bouncy noises."SHUT UP!JUST SHUT UP,OK!!!!"She yelled.Joey stopped paddle balling,and Yugi stopped chattering.Bonesy made a groaning noise in his sleep and shifted."Now look what youve made me do."Mai growled.Joey was SURE she needed a psycho wored. He thought she was about to hurl Bones at Yugi,But she didn't."Man,I cant WAIT until Keith is outta surgery,then we can all LEAVE this terrible place and never come back again!!!!!!" Joey was snickering under his breath."WHATS YOUR PROBLEM???"She screeched at Joey.Joey drew back."Gosh,I hope Keith lives cuz if he doesent then we're all in for trouble." Yugi gave a quick nod.Bonesy waked up."Hi Joey.Hi Yugi."He mumbled."Where are we Mai?" "We're waiting for Keith to get outta surgery."She said.Bonesy nodded.He went into the boy's restroom. "Ew."Joey said. "Your immature."Mai replied."Ill bet youd say EWW if I grabbed a rubber rat outta my purse."She did just that. "EEEEEKKKKKKKKK!!!"Yugi screamed,and hid behind Joey."Thats a cute mousey."Joey commented.Mai got an idea.It was one of those wind up miceys.She crouched behind the proped open door of the mens room.(Nope,you couldent se anyone peeing.Sorry all you nasty women.) She wound up the mousey.When she saw Bonesy come out,She let the mouse go.But the person didn't run.He SQUISHED the toy!!When Mai looked up she noticed it wasent Bones.It was a big strong man.Mai stood up."Uh,sry bout that.I thought you were someone else....." The man stared down his long,crooked nose."Im gonna pound you so hard your brains will be coming out your ears!!"He said.Bonesy walked out."Did I miss something??"He asked."How come that ugly man is about to beat up Mai??" The man turned around,about to squish Bones into a Bonesy pancake.But he saw Bonesy'd face and ran. "Oh.How fortunate."Bones said."He musta seen a roach or somethin'" Mai didn't tell him why the man had ran. Joey was staring at a sign on the hospital wall.It read, "Dont shake your baby.If you do,it'll get Shaken Baby Syndrome,a desiese in which the brain is shooken out of place.The baby will never be the same if it lives.But theres like an 85% chance of death.So dont shake your baby.We hate having ceasered babys up here,because when they die we get the heck sued outta us." Joey was puzzled."How terrible.It sounds like they only care about their money." Mai screamed."NOO!!!In that case,threre careless!Keithy could die!!" Yugi shook his head."Nope.It says on this sign,they dont want the heck sued outta them." Mai nodded,releived."Bonesy was playing in toxic swabs."WOW!!"He said."Theres red stuff on this swab!!!" Mai gasped.Bones thought it was frosting,so was about to eat it."BONES!!!NOOO!!"She yelled,and picked him up just before he ate it.She slapped the swab outta his hand."Joey.Order a peremedic to get this swab away.Im going to take Bones into the bathroom so he can WASH HIS HANDS." She jerked Bones into the bathroom.Joey took some tweesers outta Yugi's backpack and picked up the toxic swab."You know,I wonder what Mai would do if we threw the most foul,most contagious wastes on her??"He asked,tossing the swab back into the bucket.He gave his hands a breif washover with the water fountain and put on some gloves from the glove dispenser.He began to dig in the toxic wastes bin. "You know,I wonder why they keep those things on the wall."Yugi commented.Joey found something."Aw,here we are.....Arsenic on a swab!!!" Yugi snickered."Throw it in her mouth."He said."Then she'll puke for hours and almost die." Joey laughed."HAHAHA!!!Thats something to think about."He said."Lets just wait until her and Bonesy come out." They waited.Somebody came out,and Joey flung the swab without looking to see who it was."RAAA!!!"He heard,in a voice unlike Mai's."HUH??"He said,and looked.It was Tristan."WOW."Joey said,as Tristan projectile puked all over em. "ARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!"He yelled,and ran into the bathroom to wash up.He saw Mai and Bones in there."Your in the boys bathroom!!"Bones exclaimed at Mai."And your not even a BOY!!!" Mai felt like slapping him."WASH YOUR HANDS."She ordered,pointing her finger at the sink.Bones grabbed her finger and bended it the wrong way HARD. "RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"Mai screeched.Her finger popped and swelled up to the size of a sausage.It instantly turned purple.Bones shuffled a foot."YOU BRAT!!!!!!!!"She screeched like a raven."Youll pay for that!!!"She drew back her foot and kicked him in the balls."Cup."Bones said,standing there.Mai growled."WHY do you keep a cup on?"She asked."Because of terrible people like you who try and kick poor poor me in the place where Mr.Sun dont shine." Mai glared.She saw Joey,who was on the ground laughing. "BE QUIET!!!!!!!!"Mai yelled."Sorry......."Bones mumbled.Mai kicked him in the shin."AWWWWACH!!!"Bones screamed. "THATS CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!!"He burst into tears. Mai laughed."THATS my job!!!!!!!!!!!"She said,followed by eerie laughter.Joey backed away. "YOU WANT SOME???"Mai asked. Joey thought."Uh...............No!i think Ill pass......."He said. Mai realized what she was doing.Yugi walked in."Uh..........did I miss something??"He asked. When he saw Mai,she was kissing Joey to forgive him.Yugi fainted."Yugi died."Bones said."Lets go throw a party!!!" Mai was walking out."But me and Bones wanna have a party."said Joey,but she just walked out.Him and Bones followed,and when Yugi woke up he followed. Mai sat in the chair outside the operating room again.She crossed her legs and waited."Bonesy wants a snowcone!!!"Bones chortled.Mai blinked."I dont see why not.Joey,Yugi,do you want one??" "YEAH!!!"Yugi said."I want Tiger's Blood!!!" "UH....I want grape."said Joey.Mai wrote that down and started to walk down the hall with Bonesy.Joey decided to read more signs."How boring."He said.He SWORE he heard the people inside the operating room go,"Oops." He wanted to peek in there,but the door was locked.Keithy was getting cut open.ICKY.Joey went over to a coffee table and got himself some coffee to drink while waiting for Mai and Bones to get back with his snowcone. He decided he'd write a quiz for Bones.This was his and Bones's favorite game.They would make a quiz,asking simple questions,and the person would hafta answer it.Joey got down to heavy work. Soon,he was done with the test and Bones came running back,eating a bubblegum snowcone."Here Bones."He said."I wrote you a quiz." Bonesy smiled and began to work on it.The first question said, What is your favorite game to play with Mokuba?? Bones answered, I really like to play a game he calls Dead Man Walking.But its not very fun cuz we only have two people and I always hafta be the dead man because I look like one. Bones kept answering the questions until finally the paper looked like this: What is your favorite game to play with Mokuba?? I really like to play a game he calls Dead Man Walking.But it's not very fun cuz we only have two people and I always hafta be the dead man because I look like one. Where is your favorite place to go?? I like to go to sleep so I can go into the Dream World! Do you have the hots for anyone?? Huh?What does that mean?I dont make anyone hot!! What is your favorite thing to drink?? I like to drink Kool-Aid because it tastes like fruit and fruit makes me all healthy. Do you ever get annoyed with me?? Do I HAVE to answer this question??*.* That was the whole quiz.Mai glanced over Bones's shoulder and saw the quiz.When she saw the third question she ripped the quiz outta Bones's grip."JOEY!!!"She said."Why would you ask a child his age a question like this?Hes not old enough to even be THINKING about this kinda crap!" Joey shrunk back.She saw the little face Bones had drawn,the one that was like *.* "BONES!!!THIS FACE LOOKS DRUNKEN!!!"She shouted,ripping the paper to shreds.Bonesy was sad. "I like that quiz."He said,and ripped off a corner of a paper.He scribbled something madly down and handed it to Mai.Mai read it.It said, go to H*ll Mai gasped."YOU!!!"She yelled."You go to h*ll!!Your just a bother to me,Joey,and Yugi!!I should never have brought you with me!!!!!" Bones was shrunk back into his chair by now.Mai saw the terrified look on his face and remembered all she had said."IM SO SORRY!!!"She said,embracing him in a hug."Uuhhhh-I forgive you??"Came Bones's answer.Mai smiled."Thanx."She said."Your so nice.Everyone's so nice.I love you Yugi.I luv you Joey.I luv you Bones." "KEWL!!!"Joey said."I have a girlfriend now!!!"Mai slapped him."I meant like I luv mother nature,and the way I love my mother." "If Tristan said he loved me the way he loved his mother,he'd be gay."Joey said,followed by a glance from Yugi. "Keith might almost be outta surgery...."Mai said."And I cant wait until he is!!"
1 hour later
They wheeled Keithy outta the surgery room,and into his assigned room.Mai,Yugi,Bones and Joey followed.He was asleep from the anistasia,and he had stitches in him."I cant wait until he wakes up!!"Mai commented."He'll be able to eat!He will pray everynight now." Bones was trying to shake Keith awake."Bones,hes in a very deep sleep.He cant wake up until his body wills him to."said Yugi.Bones didn't know what that meant,but stopped shaking Keith.He sat on a chair and waited,staring at the clock.After about thirty seconds he began to whine again. "Bones be quiet."Joey said."Im trying to work this crossword puzzle." Bones was quiet.He began to color in a coloring book."Hey Joey."Mai said."Lets duel while we wait for Keith to wake up."She said.Joey agreed,set up his dueling mat and shuffled Mai's cards.Mai got her mat ready and shuffled Joeys.When thier own deck was handed back to them,they drew thier first five cards."You first Joey."Mai said. "OK."said Joey."Ill play one magic/trap card face down,then place the Kojikocy in attack mode." Mai looked at the monster Joey had just played.pretty simple to beat.only 1500.She thought.She had drawn one of her Harpy's lady's,but they were to weak without any magic cards added."OK,Joey,Ill place the Harpie Lady in Atk mode and equip her with the rose whip,incresing her attack to 1600.I attack KojiKocy!!!" It took 100 hundred off of Joey's l/p.He growled.hmmmmmm.I could put an open assault on the Harpies Lady;She has no m/t cards down.But she could be wanting me too do that.Its best if I get defensive.Joey thought. "OK Mai."He said."Im playing the Petit Dragon,defensive mode.(Sorry if he doesent have the cards I say.) Mai placed one monster card face down,and attacked the Petit Dragon.Joey put the card into the graveyard. "ok."He said,"I'm going to........................"Keithy waked up."BOSS WOKE UP!!!"Bones hollered,with joy.He scampered over to him."Boss Boss Boss!"He screamed.Mai squealed with exitement."Keith!!!Keith you alive!!" Keith nodded."Hey,I am.Is the surgery over?"Joey nodded. Keith almost jumped outta bed,but he was so sore from the surgery he dared to move. "Me and Yugi need to hit the road,to see Kaiba and Rex again before this story ends."Joey say.
When they were at the Kaiba mansion,Kaiba greeted them at the door."Joey??Yugi??"He asked."How come your here?I thought you had some gold to find?"Joey shook his head."Its not real."He said."Yug over here reminded me that I wrote that book."Kaiba nodded.Mokuba ran up."Hello!!!"He said.Yugi waved. "Guess what happened to Keith??"Yugi asked,as him and Joey walked in and took a seat on the couch."He had to have liver surgery,and his liver was donated by TEA!!" Kaiba gasped,and Weevil walked over.He was saying more then just the word Tea now."Tea's Liver?Inside of Keith?"He asked.He jumped for joy and cheered. Rex was over on the couch watching T.V. "Hello Rex."said Joey.Rex said nothing."I feel bad because I didn't get to take Bones trick or treating...."He said. Mokuba jumped up and down."But he got to take ME."He said."We had fun,even without Bones,and now my intire candy bag is full!!!" Joey sat on the couch,his head hung.Poor Keith didn't get to see his friends.Now that he had that surgery,when he came home the next day he would have to lay on the couch!! Just then,Mai and Bones walked in."Why are you here?"Weevil asked."I thought you were gonna stay with Keith until he got out." Mai seemed sad about that fact,but stated nothing about it."Well,hes getting out tomorrow morning so whats the since of staying with him?" Bones ran up to Mokuba."How much candy did you get?"Bones asked.Mokuba held up his bag."We also got some for you!!"Rex said,giving Bones a heaping bag.It was plump full of candy."Wow!Thanx!"Bones said,as he and Mokuba began to munch on their candy.Kaiba called a servant over with some food."Say,you guuys wanna eat?I was gonna prepare a big dinner for you,but I didn't have time." Joey nodded."Oh,and Joey?"said Kaiba."Since you didn't find gold,but you DID manage to get Keith to the hospital before he died,take 1000 dollars,on me."Kaiba handed Joey a bag of money.Joey thanked Kaiba.Yes!I could spend this on lots of new duel monsters cards!!He thought. Bones was at the table eating some fruit,with Weevil."So,what happened on Halloween?"He asked,a sad sad look on his face.He was terribly jepridized about not getting to go trick-or-treating. (POOR BONESY!!!!) "You know."said Joey."Im pretty glad Keithy is in the hospital right now.If he wasen't hed be griping and ruining the precious moments." Everyone agreed.Keith had some friends though.Yugi was happy that Keith had a friend.Yugi was Keiths friend. But now,he was gladder to be Joey's friend.Joey had FINALLY found out what a blooming idiot he had been being about the gold,and now he had found out there was no gold.He almost felt sorry for Joey.ALMOST.