*Star Wars Theme in the Backround*
A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...it was the summer
of love.
"Master Kenobi, have we arrived yet?" Anakin Skywalker asked.
"We're almost there, be patient my young scholar," Obi Wan Kenobi repled. They sat in silence for a few minutes. They were on their way to see Senator Amadala. Anakin was very nervous, he hadn't seen her in almost 10 years.
"Anakin..Anakin! You can get off the elevator now." Obi Wan brought Anakin back to reality.
"Oh, yes.sorry. I was day dreaming."
"You should keep your mind on the present, Anakin."
"Yes, master," Anakin said. They walked down a long hallway until finally they reached the door. Just before opening it, Obi Wan said to Anakin, "I know you're nervous, but you need to learn to hide your feelings." Anakin just shook his head yes.
Inside was Senator Palpatine and Senator A-
"Hey, wait.you're not Senator Amadala..." Anakin said. Right at that moment, the door burst open and inside walked a dwarf dressed as a nun.
"How's the rehearsal going?" he said.
"Who are you?" Obi Wan asked.
"How do you do? My name is Toulouse Latrec," he replied, "and I think you have the wrong room. We were hired to put on a play by the senate. Meet Satie, and the Argentinian and Satine."
Obi Wan gasped. He was astonished by her beauty. He knealt down and kissed her hand. She just giggled.
Then, someone else came into the room.
"Oh, Christian, Christian.meet ..uh..I'm sorry I didn't catch your name," Toulouse tried to introduce the two.
"Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker," he said.
"How do you do?" Christian said, shaking hands with the two.
"Were you looking for Senator Amadala and Senator Palptaine?" Toulouse said after a moment of awkward silence.
"Uh yes," Anakin spoke up for Obi Wan, who wouldn't stop staring at Satine.
"Three doors down," Toulouse said.
"Thanks, uh..Obi Wan..we have to go now..NOW!" Anakin said, eager to see Padme Amadala.
Once out into the hallway again, Anakin whispered the Obi Wan, "You should keep your mind on the present." Obi Won just laughed. Anakin was not happy about that.
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Okay, so then they meet Padme like they did in the movie yada yada yada..good part.
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After a somewhat less than satisfying meal in the cafeteria, Anakin and Obi Wan decided they should go back to Padme's room to keep watch. On the way there, Obi Wan saw Satine and knelt down to kiss her hand again. Right at that moment, Christian walked down the hallway and Satine pulled her hand away.
"Satine! Satine..darling..um it's time to go," he said.
"Wait," said Obi Wan, "Would you two like to have dinnner with me tomorrow night?"
"Well, I really can't..I have to rehearse, but Christian can, right honey?" Satine said.
"Uh..right," Christian said. Obi Wan was very disappointed, but it would be rude to take back the offer now.
"Anakin, you're coming too," he said.
"Then who will watch Padme?" Anakin asked. Obi Wan sighed.
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Next day...regardless of what happened in the movie they are having dinner.
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"So, umm...where do you work?" Obi Wan asked Christian.
"I'm a writer. I am writing the play for the senate," he replied.
"Oh...I'm sure you know what I do," Obi Wan laughed.
"You're a jedi."
"Ya...say, you and Satine..you're together?" Obi Wan asked, uncomfortably.
"Yes, of course!" Christian said, angrily.
"Oh, sorry.She's very beautiful..you're pretty hott yourself, ya' know," Obi Wan said.
"Thanks, you don't look bad either. But..she's mine." Christian said.
"Not for long.." Obi Wan said..something evil took over him.
"What? She'll be mine forever. We're in love!"
"Not if I have anything to do with it," Obi Wan said, whipping out his light saber, "We battle for her love...until death!" he said. Christian ripped the light saber off the jedi at the next table.
"Fine," Chrisitan said.
Thus began the fight over Satine...
*Star Wars Theme plays in the backround*
A long time ago in a galaxy far,
far away...it was the summer
of love.
"Master Kenobi, have we arrived yet?" Anakin Skywalker asked.
"We're almost there, be patient my young scholar," Obi Wan Kenobi repled. They sat in silence for a few minutes. They were on their way to see Senator Amadala. Anakin was very nervous, he hadn't seen her in almost 10 years.
"Anakin..Anakin! You can get off the elevator now." Obi Wan brought Anakin back to reality.
"Oh, yes.sorry. I was day dreaming."
"You should keep your mind on the present, Anakin."
"Yes, master," Anakin said. They walked down a long hallway until finally they reached the door. Just before opening it, Obi Wan said to Anakin, "I know you're nervous, but you need to learn to hide your feelings." Anakin just shook his head yes.
Inside was Senator Palpatine and Senator A-
"Hey, wait.you're not Senator Amadala..." Anakin said. Right at that moment, the door burst open and inside walked a dwarf dressed as a nun.
"How's the rehearsal going?" he said.
"Who are you?" Obi Wan asked.
"How do you do? My name is Toulouse Latrec," he replied, "and I think you have the wrong room. We were hired to put on a play by the senate. Meet Satie, and the Argentinian and Satine."
Obi Wan gasped. He was astonished by her beauty. He knealt down and kissed her hand. She just giggled.
Then, someone else came into the room.
"Oh, Christian, Christian.meet ..uh..I'm sorry I didn't catch your name," Toulouse tried to introduce the two.
"Obi Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker," he said.
"How do you do?" Christian said, shaking hands with the two.
"Were you looking for Senator Amadala and Senator Palptaine?" Toulouse said after a moment of awkward silence.
"Uh yes," Anakin spoke up for Obi Wan, who wouldn't stop staring at Satine.
"Three doors down," Toulouse said.
"Thanks, uh..Obi Wan..we have to go now..NOW!" Anakin said, eager to see Padme Amadala.
Once out into the hallway again, Anakin whispered the Obi Wan, "You should keep your mind on the present." Obi Won just laughed. Anakin was not happy about that.
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Okay, so then they meet Padme like they did in the movie yada yada yada..good part.
****************************
After a somewhat less than satisfying meal in the cafeteria, Anakin and Obi Wan decided they should go back to Padme's room to keep watch. On the way there, Obi Wan saw Satine and knelt down to kiss her hand again. Right at that moment, Christian walked down the hallway and Satine pulled her hand away.
"Satine! Satine..darling..um it's time to go," he said.
"Wait," said Obi Wan, "Would you two like to have dinnner with me tomorrow night?"
"Well, I really can't..I have to rehearse, but Christian can, right honey?" Satine said.
"Uh..right," Christian said. Obi Wan was very disappointed, but it would be rude to take back the offer now.
"Anakin, you're coming too," he said.
"Then who will watch Padme?" Anakin asked. Obi Wan sighed.
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Next day...regardless of what happened in the movie they are having dinner.
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"So, umm...where do you work?" Obi Wan asked Christian.
"I'm a writer. I am writing the play for the senate," he replied.
"Oh...I'm sure you know what I do," Obi Wan laughed.
"You're a jedi."
"Ya...say, you and Satine..you're together?" Obi Wan asked, uncomfortably.
"Yes, of course!" Christian said, angrily.
"Oh, sorry.She's very beautiful..you're pretty hott yourself, ya' know," Obi Wan said.
"Thanks, you don't look bad either. But..she's mine." Christian said.
"Not for long.." Obi Wan said..something evil took over him.
"What? She'll be mine forever. We're in love!"
"Not if I have anything to do with it," Obi Wan said, whipping out his light saber, "We battle for her love...until death!" he said. Christian ripped the light saber off the jedi at the next table.
"Fine," Chrisitan said.
Thus began the fight over Satine...
*Star Wars Theme plays in the backround*