THE HONEYMOONERS (& guardians)
Completely insane idea me and my sister had one day... ahem. Uhh... excuse me if this doesn't follow in time to the game... Yuna and Tidus make out in the lake AFTER Bevelle, right? Oh well. The story:
Yuna and Tidus sat at the bank of a pond in Macalania woods
" ..." Yuna sat next to Tidus in silence, thinking over what she had been doing in the pond a few seconds ago.. Someone stepped out of the bushes.
"Well, excuse me if I'm intruding in on anything, but I believe that YOU, sir, just made out with my wife!" an enraged Guado said as calmly as he could.
"Seymour!" Tidus snarled.
"Step aside, you bastard! That's my wife! Oh Gawd. I'm so pissed!" Seymour choked. He grabbed Yuna's arm.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to Yuna?!" Tidus shouted. The other guardians ran up as soon as they had heard him.
"Maester Seymour!" Wakka shouted.
"Will you leave us be? PLEASE! I mean, I'm not saying that you shouldn't guard the summoner, especially from me..." Seymour trailed off.
"Get your claws off her!" Rikku shouted at him. Seymour glared.
"Gawd! Will you all just leave me ALONE? Geez! I mean, we ARE married! In the name of Yevon I might add!" Wakka stepped back. "Hmm, one down." he muttered to himself.
"Maester Seymour, may I inquire of you, what the hell are you doing here?" Lulu asked. (uhh, in a very un-Lulu-ish manner, sorry)
"I'm not going to let you six RUIN my wedding completely! It's still not over, you know! The TWO of us are going on a honeymoon." Seymour said all prissy-like. Tidus' mouth gaped open.
"... ... ..." Tidus stood there stupidly. "A WHAT?!?!" Tidus yelped at the Guado.
"A honeymoon! You must have heard of them, you MORON! What a dope. You made out with THIS guy?!" Seymour scoffed. Yuna blushed and looked down at the ground. Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, and Auron gaped at her, in a very Tidus-ish way. Kimahri turned his head in disgust.
"You did what?!" Rikku fumed.
"Like, Omigod! SCANDALOUS!!" Auron said, making fun of Rikku. She poked him in the cheek.
"Crid ib, oui pek SAYHEA!!" She shouted at him. Everyone stared blankly. Yuna tried to escape Seymour's grasp. Seymour noticed.
"You guys can figure out your distorted love lives, I think that it's time we left. Right, my darling wife?" Seymour gleamed his nicest smile for Yuna. She shifted a little further away from him.
"E drehg dryd Caosuin ec y pycdynt..." Rikku muttered to herself, shaking her head.
Seymour ran with Yuna dragging behind.
"Yuna!" The guardians gasped as they ran after them.
"A car?!" Wakka shouted "Is... Isn't that machina?" They all shrugged and jumped into the trunk.
Seymour and Yuna said in the backseat of the limousine.
"We're taking the secret route to the palace of St.Bevelle. That's where I reserved a hotel room. Don't worry, there won't be any contoversy to skew our lovely eloping. But... I do need you to help me, Yuna. Ever since I met you, I've been crazy." Yuna gulped.
Oh, don't tell me that I'm right, thinking where this is going... Yuna thought. She closed her eyes and turned away from him This is SOOO Gross!!!!!
"I've been thinking that I should be Sin for some time now, and ever since meeting you, I've wanted to even more badly. I'm sure that you see how much it would help Spira, if all life were to end!" Seymour begged of her. She looked at him strangely.
"Seymour... no. I won't. Sorry." She said bluntly. Seymour glared.
"What did you just say?! You DARE challenge me, a maester?!"
"Well, I challenged Yevon, and a maester does not have more power than Yevon, I presume?" Yuna quietly stated. Seymour bit his lip as not to yell again.
"Ehehe... of course, dear. Oh? We're almost here! hee!" he said giddily. She groaned.
I wonder where everyone is? *sigh*
Yuna daintily climbed out of the car and looked around.
"It's... beautiful...!" She didn't mean to say it out loud, but it was. The three fountains in the main yard sparkled when the sun hit them, there was a bird sanctuary, flowers filled the yard and all up the walkway, the smell of honeysuckle filled the air, and baby chocobos and their parents would occasionally wander out from the labrynth in the back yard. But most of all, there was a towering castle in the middle of the property. Yuna gasped.
"This, is our home for the time being. You'll be safe here." Seymour said, nicer than he should have. Just then the trunk slashed open, Tidus, Auron and Kimahri had used their swords to break out. Everyone else followed.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Seymour shrieked exsasperatedly, covering his face with his hands and stumbling about in embarrasment.
"Seymour... uhh..." Tidus muttered. Rikku ran up to Yuna.
"Yunie! Are you all right? Did Seymour make a pass at you?! Oh Yunie!!!!" She sobbed. Yuna hugged her.
"Rikku, I'm all right, don't worry about me." Yuna asuured her. Rikku looked up at her and let go.
"You're right... but I'm your guardian... and your cousin at that!" Rikku said with worry. "And considering who it is, I'm all the more worried, Yunie!" Rikku said, flailing her arms animatedly. Seymour grabbed Yuna's arm yet again.
"Leave her be! living with you pigs must be hard enough on her! When was the time all of you took a bath?!" Seymour sneered. The guardians all shifted self-conciously. Yuna tugged on his sleave.
"Can... can we go... inside yet?" Yuna said, staring with amazment at the castle.
"Oh? Of course, you go ahead, I'll be in in a minute." He said. The guardians all moved forward a step as to try to warn her not to go in. After Yuna wandered inside, Seymour turned to face the guardians.
"Now see here, you pitiful sneaks, I just came here to spend a weekend with my wife!"
"Somehow we don't believe you." Tidus snarled. "And would you QUIT calling her your WIFE?!" he said sadly. Seymour laughed mercilessly. Tidus turned away and thought.
"Well, what are we supposed to do?" Auron said.
"You can come inside... just... don't do anything that you think will make me angry, you know that you're at my every command!"
"Right, and who was it that killed you,twice is it now?" Auron offered. Seymour glared.
"Just stay out of my way." Seymour snapped as he stormed into the castle, where Yuna waited at the door innocently.
"E's funneat." Rikku squealed sadly.
A/N: Uhh, a little boring so far, sorry. It's short, I know! but I'm tired and I have an EEEVIL French quiz. Why don't they have Al Behd as a course in school?!!
R&R if you love me!!!!!! (Don't deny it, you know you do.)
Completely insane idea me and my sister had one day... ahem. Uhh... excuse me if this doesn't follow in time to the game... Yuna and Tidus make out in the lake AFTER Bevelle, right? Oh well. The story:
Yuna and Tidus sat at the bank of a pond in Macalania woods
" ..." Yuna sat next to Tidus in silence, thinking over what she had been doing in the pond a few seconds ago.. Someone stepped out of the bushes.
"Well, excuse me if I'm intruding in on anything, but I believe that YOU, sir, just made out with my wife!" an enraged Guado said as calmly as he could.
"Seymour!" Tidus snarled.
"Step aside, you bastard! That's my wife! Oh Gawd. I'm so pissed!" Seymour choked. He grabbed Yuna's arm.
"What the hell do you think you're doing to Yuna?!" Tidus shouted. The other guardians ran up as soon as they had heard him.
"Maester Seymour!" Wakka shouted.
"Will you leave us be? PLEASE! I mean, I'm not saying that you shouldn't guard the summoner, especially from me..." Seymour trailed off.
"Get your claws off her!" Rikku shouted at him. Seymour glared.
"Gawd! Will you all just leave me ALONE? Geez! I mean, we ARE married! In the name of Yevon I might add!" Wakka stepped back. "Hmm, one down." he muttered to himself.
"Maester Seymour, may I inquire of you, what the hell are you doing here?" Lulu asked. (uhh, in a very un-Lulu-ish manner, sorry)
"I'm not going to let you six RUIN my wedding completely! It's still not over, you know! The TWO of us are going on a honeymoon." Seymour said all prissy-like. Tidus' mouth gaped open.
"... ... ..." Tidus stood there stupidly. "A WHAT?!?!" Tidus yelped at the Guado.
"A honeymoon! You must have heard of them, you MORON! What a dope. You made out with THIS guy?!" Seymour scoffed. Yuna blushed and looked down at the ground. Lulu, Wakka, Rikku, and Auron gaped at her, in a very Tidus-ish way. Kimahri turned his head in disgust.
"You did what?!" Rikku fumed.
"Like, Omigod! SCANDALOUS!!" Auron said, making fun of Rikku. She poked him in the cheek.
"Crid ib, oui pek SAYHEA!!" She shouted at him. Everyone stared blankly. Yuna tried to escape Seymour's grasp. Seymour noticed.
"You guys can figure out your distorted love lives, I think that it's time we left. Right, my darling wife?" Seymour gleamed his nicest smile for Yuna. She shifted a little further away from him.
"E drehg dryd Caosuin ec y pycdynt..." Rikku muttered to herself, shaking her head.
Seymour ran with Yuna dragging behind.
"Yuna!" The guardians gasped as they ran after them.
"A car?!" Wakka shouted "Is... Isn't that machina?" They all shrugged and jumped into the trunk.
Seymour and Yuna said in the backseat of the limousine.
"We're taking the secret route to the palace of St.Bevelle. That's where I reserved a hotel room. Don't worry, there won't be any contoversy to skew our lovely eloping. But... I do need you to help me, Yuna. Ever since I met you, I've been crazy." Yuna gulped.
Oh, don't tell me that I'm right, thinking where this is going... Yuna thought. She closed her eyes and turned away from him This is SOOO Gross!!!!!
"I've been thinking that I should be Sin for some time now, and ever since meeting you, I've wanted to even more badly. I'm sure that you see how much it would help Spira, if all life were to end!" Seymour begged of her. She looked at him strangely.
"Seymour... no. I won't. Sorry." She said bluntly. Seymour glared.
"What did you just say?! You DARE challenge me, a maester?!"
"Well, I challenged Yevon, and a maester does not have more power than Yevon, I presume?" Yuna quietly stated. Seymour bit his lip as not to yell again.
"Ehehe... of course, dear. Oh? We're almost here! hee!" he said giddily. She groaned.
I wonder where everyone is? *sigh*
Yuna daintily climbed out of the car and looked around.
"It's... beautiful...!" She didn't mean to say it out loud, but it was. The three fountains in the main yard sparkled when the sun hit them, there was a bird sanctuary, flowers filled the yard and all up the walkway, the smell of honeysuckle filled the air, and baby chocobos and their parents would occasionally wander out from the labrynth in the back yard. But most of all, there was a towering castle in the middle of the property. Yuna gasped.
"This, is our home for the time being. You'll be safe here." Seymour said, nicer than he should have. Just then the trunk slashed open, Tidus, Auron and Kimahri had used their swords to break out. Everyone else followed.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Seymour shrieked exsasperatedly, covering his face with his hands and stumbling about in embarrasment.
"Seymour... uhh..." Tidus muttered. Rikku ran up to Yuna.
"Yunie! Are you all right? Did Seymour make a pass at you?! Oh Yunie!!!!" She sobbed. Yuna hugged her.
"Rikku, I'm all right, don't worry about me." Yuna asuured her. Rikku looked up at her and let go.
"You're right... but I'm your guardian... and your cousin at that!" Rikku said with worry. "And considering who it is, I'm all the more worried, Yunie!" Rikku said, flailing her arms animatedly. Seymour grabbed Yuna's arm yet again.
"Leave her be! living with you pigs must be hard enough on her! When was the time all of you took a bath?!" Seymour sneered. The guardians all shifted self-conciously. Yuna tugged on his sleave.
"Can... can we go... inside yet?" Yuna said, staring with amazment at the castle.
"Oh? Of course, you go ahead, I'll be in in a minute." He said. The guardians all moved forward a step as to try to warn her not to go in. After Yuna wandered inside, Seymour turned to face the guardians.
"Now see here, you pitiful sneaks, I just came here to spend a weekend with my wife!"
"Somehow we don't believe you." Tidus snarled. "And would you QUIT calling her your WIFE?!" he said sadly. Seymour laughed mercilessly. Tidus turned away and thought.
"Well, what are we supposed to do?" Auron said.
"You can come inside... just... don't do anything that you think will make me angry, you know that you're at my every command!"
"Right, and who was it that killed you,twice is it now?" Auron offered. Seymour glared.
"Just stay out of my way." Seymour snapped as he stormed into the castle, where Yuna waited at the door innocently.
"E's funneat." Rikku squealed sadly.
A/N: Uhh, a little boring so far, sorry. It's short, I know! but I'm tired and I have an EEEVIL French quiz. Why don't they have Al Behd as a course in school?!!
R&R if you love me!!!!!! (Don't deny it, you know you do.)