The honeymooners (& guardians) Chapter 2-- Put your mama in a headlock!
A/N: After reading the first chapter myself, sorry for it being short. .. squee...
Auron strolled down the hall and looked around.
"I don't see what Yuna finds so nice about this place... I mean, there are... flowers... and candy..." Auron's eyes widened "And... and... pictures of kittys, and fluffy stuffed animals... and.... and... I'm in heaven!!!" he ducked underneath a table and and patted a stuffed puppy on the head. " I am SUCH a pretty, pretty princess" he squealed. Tidus walked past and heard mumbling from a table.
"Huh? Auron? You down there?" Tidus knelt down. "AH! AURON!!!" He saw Auron in a pink dress robe and a crown with fake jewels all over it.
"SHUT UP, KID! You'll be happy to know that this was your father's favorite game." He said.
"Uhm, no, I'm not." Tidus said dumbly. Auron stood up and straitened out his skirt.
"Excuse me." He said, sticking his nose in the air. He retreated to the bathroom where he had left his clothes. He shrieked. "GIVE ME MY CLOTHES YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Tidus leaned over and cracked up.
"I haven't got them!" He chortled. Auron's face distorted as he sprinted to the bathroom. Seymour turned the corner.
"..." Tidus straightened up immeditely.
"Well, howdy Seymour!" Tidus said shakily. Resisting the urge to punch him in the face.
"... hi." Seymour mumbled. HEE HEE. I GOT YUNA! Seymour thought. Though, I DO see what Yuna sees in this guy. HOTTIE. Tidus backed away slightly. Then he sprinted away from the staring Guado. Seymour sprinted after him, robes billowing behind him. He stopped abrubtly at the sound coming from the room Yuna and Rikku were in.
"I'm your little butterfly, green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky!" He walked in to find Auron, Yuna and Rikku all dancing to Dance Dance Revolution.
"What... is this?" Seymour said, looking, mesmerised, at the machina that was ejecting poppy music that they were all dancing to. "Uhm, not that I should care, but... Sir Auron, why are you wearing a barbie pink dress, magenta pumps, and a tiara?" Auron's face squished up.
"You FORGOT about the magic ring!" Auron muttered angrily. He said, stepping off of the platform to give Seymour a peice of his mind, picking up, his now barbie pink Katana. "You'll regret forgetting about my MAGIC, FLASHING, PINK, RING!"
"Well, excuse me... It's very... handsome, you know... ahem. But... why all of this?"
"I LOST my clothes. That little bitch stole them!"
"Tidus?"
"Yes." Auron and Seymour both nodded to eachother.
"Oh, Sir Auron, you may find this handy, if you're planning on wearing that dress, that high up." Seymour said, handing him a razor. He winked at Auron and left. Yuna stepped down. Rikku chuckled.
"Sorry Yunie, but it looks like Seymour likes Auron more than.... uhh...." Rikku trailed off at the look on Yuna's face. She patted her on the back.
Seymour walked out of the room and wandered around the corridors.
"You know, Seymour, you could really hook up with one of the guys here, HOTTIES!!! hehe... marrying Yuna really DID have it's upside... heh heh..." he muttered to himself gleefully. He was cheering himself on, when he bumped into Kimahri. Kimahri stared at him.
"Kimahri hear Guado talking... Kimahri think that Guado is VERY handsome maester." He said. Seymour gulped and ran away from the rather fruity Ronso. Kimahri hung his head. "Why Kimahri even try, even try..."
Lulu and Wakka were eating brunch in the main hall.
"I'm still hungry, ya?" Wakka complained.
"Wakka, are you sure that's wise? That's your 12th plate of toast."
"I'm just nervous about Yuna, ya? I mean, she's gotta be traumatized, ya?!"
"I'll admit it, I am worried about her. I feel so bad for her... but, she's strong."
"Well, ya, that's kinda what I'm saying, but I'm also worried that she can controll herself around a guy like that, ya?" Wakka snickered dirtily. Lulu slapped him.
"How can you say something like that about Yuna?!" Lulu fumed as she stormed out of the room. She ran into Seymour. "hello Maester Seymour, excuse me." She stormed. He opened up and made his way to Wakka.
OOH! I think I have the best chances with this one!! Seymour thought to himself. He giddily skipped into the room.
"Maester Seymour... hi." Hello there.... sailor." Seymour said, sitting down. Yuna spied on him in the next room.
"Why... that little..." Yuna grumbled. Rikku tapped her on the shoulder.
"Yunie, this isn't like you, you know? I mean, you don't even like Seymour, you know? Uh, Yunie?" Rikku said hesitantly. Yuna just glared into the other room. Rikku waved her hand in front of her cousin's face. "Yuuuuunie..... hello in there... anybody home? eh, E keja ib." Rikku shrugged as she walked out of the room. She walked into the main hall.
"Well hey there Seymour and Wakk- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she saw Wakka and Seymour lying on the couch taking a nap together.
"Aww, that's all cute, in a kinda sick and distubing way, you know, Yunie?" Rikku said, turning to the summoner, who was turning green with envy.
"Yunie! You alright? Uhh... see ya!" Rikku skipped out of the room to go play Dance Dance Revolution with her buddy Auron and her newest gal pal Kimahri.
Auron was sitting on the ground sobbing to himself. "Auron! What's the matter!" Rikku said, sitting down next to him.
"Well... sniff sniff... Kimahri said that my Tiara canceled out the ... sniff sniff... rest of my outfit! But I like the shoes better and he said that they made my feet... sniff sniff... look.... CHUBBY!!!!!" He said before lowering his head and bawling.
"Don't worry old buddy-pal, we'll get back at that backstabbing Ronso... one of these days... I swear it on my brother's grave..." Then all of a sudden Brother appeared and said: Rao! E nacahd dryd!
"ehe... cunno." Rikku snickered.
The end of chapter 2. what else should I say?
Here's a jingle for goldfish.
(some line i don't know)
you know their made of real cheese
even though they look like fishies
the snack that smiles back:
GOLDFISH!
A/N: After reading the first chapter myself, sorry for it being short. .. squee...
Auron strolled down the hall and looked around.
"I don't see what Yuna finds so nice about this place... I mean, there are... flowers... and candy..." Auron's eyes widened "And... and... pictures of kittys, and fluffy stuffed animals... and.... and... I'm in heaven!!!" he ducked underneath a table and and patted a stuffed puppy on the head. " I am SUCH a pretty, pretty princess" he squealed. Tidus walked past and heard mumbling from a table.
"Huh? Auron? You down there?" Tidus knelt down. "AH! AURON!!!" He saw Auron in a pink dress robe and a crown with fake jewels all over it.
"SHUT UP, KID! You'll be happy to know that this was your father's favorite game." He said.
"Uhm, no, I'm not." Tidus said dumbly. Auron stood up and straitened out his skirt.
"Excuse me." He said, sticking his nose in the air. He retreated to the bathroom where he had left his clothes. He shrieked. "GIVE ME MY CLOTHES YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Tidus leaned over and cracked up.
"I haven't got them!" He chortled. Auron's face distorted as he sprinted to the bathroom. Seymour turned the corner.
"..." Tidus straightened up immeditely.
"Well, howdy Seymour!" Tidus said shakily. Resisting the urge to punch him in the face.
"... hi." Seymour mumbled. HEE HEE. I GOT YUNA! Seymour thought. Though, I DO see what Yuna sees in this guy. HOTTIE. Tidus backed away slightly. Then he sprinted away from the staring Guado. Seymour sprinted after him, robes billowing behind him. He stopped abrubtly at the sound coming from the room Yuna and Rikku were in.
"I'm your little butterfly, green, black and blue, make the colours in the sky!" He walked in to find Auron, Yuna and Rikku all dancing to Dance Dance Revolution.
"What... is this?" Seymour said, looking, mesmerised, at the machina that was ejecting poppy music that they were all dancing to. "Uhm, not that I should care, but... Sir Auron, why are you wearing a barbie pink dress, magenta pumps, and a tiara?" Auron's face squished up.
"You FORGOT about the magic ring!" Auron muttered angrily. He said, stepping off of the platform to give Seymour a peice of his mind, picking up, his now barbie pink Katana. "You'll regret forgetting about my MAGIC, FLASHING, PINK, RING!"
"Well, excuse me... It's very... handsome, you know... ahem. But... why all of this?"
"I LOST my clothes. That little bitch stole them!"
"Tidus?"
"Yes." Auron and Seymour both nodded to eachother.
"Oh, Sir Auron, you may find this handy, if you're planning on wearing that dress, that high up." Seymour said, handing him a razor. He winked at Auron and left. Yuna stepped down. Rikku chuckled.
"Sorry Yunie, but it looks like Seymour likes Auron more than.... uhh...." Rikku trailed off at the look on Yuna's face. She patted her on the back.
Seymour walked out of the room and wandered around the corridors.
"You know, Seymour, you could really hook up with one of the guys here, HOTTIES!!! hehe... marrying Yuna really DID have it's upside... heh heh..." he muttered to himself gleefully. He was cheering himself on, when he bumped into Kimahri. Kimahri stared at him.
"Kimahri hear Guado talking... Kimahri think that Guado is VERY handsome maester." He said. Seymour gulped and ran away from the rather fruity Ronso. Kimahri hung his head. "Why Kimahri even try, even try..."
Lulu and Wakka were eating brunch in the main hall.
"I'm still hungry, ya?" Wakka complained.
"Wakka, are you sure that's wise? That's your 12th plate of toast."
"I'm just nervous about Yuna, ya? I mean, she's gotta be traumatized, ya?!"
"I'll admit it, I am worried about her. I feel so bad for her... but, she's strong."
"Well, ya, that's kinda what I'm saying, but I'm also worried that she can controll herself around a guy like that, ya?" Wakka snickered dirtily. Lulu slapped him.
"How can you say something like that about Yuna?!" Lulu fumed as she stormed out of the room. She ran into Seymour. "hello Maester Seymour, excuse me." She stormed. He opened up and made his way to Wakka.
OOH! I think I have the best chances with this one!! Seymour thought to himself. He giddily skipped into the room.
"Maester Seymour... hi." Hello there.... sailor." Seymour said, sitting down. Yuna spied on him in the next room.
"Why... that little..." Yuna grumbled. Rikku tapped her on the shoulder.
"Yunie, this isn't like you, you know? I mean, you don't even like Seymour, you know? Uh, Yunie?" Rikku said hesitantly. Yuna just glared into the other room. Rikku waved her hand in front of her cousin's face. "Yuuuuunie..... hello in there... anybody home? eh, E keja ib." Rikku shrugged as she walked out of the room. She walked into the main hall.
"Well hey there Seymour and Wakk- AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed as she saw Wakka and Seymour lying on the couch taking a nap together.
"Aww, that's all cute, in a kinda sick and distubing way, you know, Yunie?" Rikku said, turning to the summoner, who was turning green with envy.
"Yunie! You alright? Uhh... see ya!" Rikku skipped out of the room to go play Dance Dance Revolution with her buddy Auron and her newest gal pal Kimahri.
Auron was sitting on the ground sobbing to himself. "Auron! What's the matter!" Rikku said, sitting down next to him.
"Well... sniff sniff... Kimahri said that my Tiara canceled out the ... sniff sniff... rest of my outfit! But I like the shoes better and he said that they made my feet... sniff sniff... look.... CHUBBY!!!!!" He said before lowering his head and bawling.
"Don't worry old buddy-pal, we'll get back at that backstabbing Ronso... one of these days... I swear it on my brother's grave..." Then all of a sudden Brother appeared and said: Rao! E nacahd dryd!
"ehe... cunno." Rikku snickered.
The end of chapter 2. what else should I say?
Here's a jingle for goldfish.
(some line i don't know)
you know their made of real cheese
even though they look like fishies
the snack that smiles back:
GOLDFISH!