chapter 3- Paul Wellstone died? OH CRAP!
Yuna sulked around the castle walls searching for Seymour one evening. She ran into Tidus.
"Yuna!" He said happily as he hugged her.
"Oh... hello Tidus." She said awkwardly. She hugged him back.
Where the hell is that Seymour?! Just wait until I get my hands on him... GRR... Tidus thought as he imagined the un-godly things he was doing to Yuna. He had been hugging her for over 5 minutes.
"Uh... Tidus?" Yuna whispered. Tidus snapped back to reality.
"Uhm, yeah?" he whispered back.
"Would you, mind letting go of me now?"
"Oh, sure." he said as he quickly let go of her. She said thank you and walked down the hall. Tidus punched himself for being such a loser. Lulu turned the corner. She waved a hand in front of his face.
"Are you... feeling alright?" Lulu said with concern. Tidus shook his head and walked back to his room. Lulu looked quizzically at him and returned to the main hall. She walked in to find Wakka and Seymour taking a nap. Together... but to Lulu's relief, fully clothed. She tapped Wakka on the shouler. Wakka coughed and woke up. She shushed him and whispered.
"What in Yevon's name are you thinking of?" Lulu throatily scolded him. Wakka yawned.
"What did I do, ya?" Wakka asked dumbly. Lulu's anger seemed to be building inside of her, and it was about to burst. Lulu's face contorted angrily.
"What do you mean by that? Sleeping with Seymour, a guado who tried to kill us twice already! And Yuna's HUSBAND!" Lulu fumed. Wakka looked dumbly at her.
"You're crazy." Wakka said shaking his head. He walked back into the kitchen. "They got any toast here?" He said digging through the cupboards. Lulu stomped into the kitchen.
"You listen to me, you DUNDERHEAD! I saw you sleeping on top of Seymour before I woke you up! You better not say it's not true... because my eyes don't decieve me Wakka." Lulu said as she shook her head. Seymour walked into the kitchen.
"Do either of you know what time it is?" Seymour said groggily. Lulu stormed out of the room mumbling about "all the braindead people in the house".
Rikku and Auron stealthily creeped down to Kimahri's room.
"Kimahri!!!" Rikku shouted. "Come out of there!" She knocked on the door. Kimahri opened the door a crack.
"Kimahri not feel like talking to Rikku or Auron now. Kimahri trys to sleep. You are loud and wake Kimahri. Kimahri hopes that this is worth Kimahri's time." He said impatiently, his blue fur in rollers and with cucumber on his eyes and shampoo on his face. Rikku drew back a little.
"Oh, no reason, just wanted to tell you that you're wrong about Auron! I think that he's alot prettier than you! And you shouldn't use that shampoo on your face! It'll make your fur greasy, using that much!" Rikku said angrily as Auron started to sniffle. Kimahri slammed the door.
"I was expecting an apology, you know?!" Rikku yelled through the door. "Hello?! HELLO?! PYCDYRT!" Rikku shouted. She banged on the door and turned to Auron. "Well, that's all we're gonna get out of him... sorry bud!" She skipped back to the room and played more DDR. This time she chose the "Otherworld level" but it was really easy because that guy singing is alot slower than the Golden Girls level (Auron's favorite).
Seymour was outised watching the gardeners work on the flowers in the front. Tromell ran up to the castle.
"L-Lord Seymour! the castle is being surrounded! They know that the summoner is here! It's best for you to all stay in the castle at all times, for the exit is being blocked!" He spluttered out at Seymour.
"Pull yourself together, man, come inside." Seymour said exasperatedly. They proceeded into the kitchen to find Wakka stuffing his face with toast.
"Hewo Thir Twamell... And thowwy for attackink Theymour before eeya?" He said through a full mouth.
"Swallow, then talk, you mongrel." Seymour spat at him. Wakka looked at him sadly and nodded as he swallowed.
"Anyways, it's best for none of you to go outside, they have all of Bevelle's police forces out there, Maester Seymour is never to be hurt by them! I swear on my grave!" Tromell insisted. Seymour waved his hand about calmingly.
"Calm yourself. I will see to them myself." Seymour said calmly. "Please, help yourself to a tour of the castle." He said retreating outside. Tromell wandered the halls until he heard the poppy music of Dance Dance Revolution.
"What is this ungodly machina doing in Lord Seymour's castle?!" Tromell shouted angrily. Auron looked over from the dancinng platform. Rikku stood up from where she was sitting watching him.
"Aha, don't worry. This machina is accepted by Yevon, I'm sure of it. In fact, I was faxed the teachings, would you like to read them?" She said, handing him a peice of paper.
"Fax?" He said looking over at the fax machine. "MORE MACHINA?!" He fumed.
"Just read the teachings." Tromell studied the teachings.
"There is nothing of the sort in the teachings!" He yelled.
"aar, duikr lraaca." Rikku teased. She leaned over and turned on the cd player and danced to UFO. (UFO, by Pink Lady, in case you're wondering... which you weren't.) Tromell shook his head and went back downstairs.
"Tromell, they are taken care of. Take your leave while you can." Seymour said. Tromell nodded.
"Thank you, your grace." He preformed the prayer of yevon and bowed before he left. Seymour followed suit.
"Yunie! Calm down!" Rikku yelled before Yuna ran up to Seymour.
"Hello maester seymour!" She said hopefully. Seymour looked down and smiled politely.
"Hello Yuna. Are you doing well, lady summoner?" he said politely. Yuna nodded
"N-No need for formalities, r-right?" She said nervously. He nodded. Rikku looked at both of them
"Kaaw, oui luimt lid dra dahceuh eh rana fedr y gheva!" Rikku said laughing. They both looked at her strangely.
"An Al Behd... exotic." Seymour said. Rikku drew back and ran to the bathroom to throw up. Yuna shifted uncomfortably.
"Am I going to have to worry... about your... faithfulness?" Yuna said softly. Seymour was taken aback.
"What? Of course not!" He chortled and patted her on the head. " I must leave, I'm sorry, I'll be back down for dinner, alright? Oh yes, and I have a surprise for you tonight! See you later ... um... honey..." He finished awkwardly.
Yuna nodded and sat down. Tidus sat down next to her.
"Yuna... hi." he said. Yuna perked up.
"Tidus! H-Hello..." She said. " I was just about to leave, I'm sorry." She stood up and left.
"Is she... avoiding me? Oh... great. This is just WONDERFUL." Wakka slid into the room and started to sing:
"Thank you for being a friend!
Traveled down the road and back again!
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante, ya!
And if you threw a party, invited everyone ya knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me (a blitzball, ya?)
And the card attatched would say: THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND, YA?
And if you threw a party, invited everyone ya knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me (a blitzball, ya?)
And the card attatched would say: THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND, YA?" Wakka put on a full preformance.
"................ uh.............." Tidus said. (his face went: o____O;;;)
"So, you think that that'll be good for tonight, ya? I'm thinkin of singing to Lu or Yuna, you know..."
"huh?"
"Oh.. ya don't know?" Wakka said, shocked. "Well, hehe, you'll see. Now... I think I'd better leave, ya?" Wakka said strolling out of the room casually into the kitchen in which crumbs covered the entire floor. Wakka helped himself to more toast.
"There's something in the toast." Tidus said looking into the kitchen.
The end of chapter 3? Already? Wow, that sure was quick, ne? I dunno, just seems to be over so soon... but don't want to over do it. I was listening to the Golden Girls theme song while writing, in case you didn't figure that out by now. Uhh, don't ask why.
Moldy Peaches lyrics that I find hillariously fitting for FFX characters (One of them I tweaked a little... guess which one .) All lyrics from "Who's got the crack" By the Moldy Peaches
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I wanted to be a hippy, but I forgot how to love (Seymour)
It's hard to be a garbageman when a sailor stole my glove(Auron)
I wanna be reckless, but I'm feeling so uptight (Yuna)
Put your father in a headlock, Tidus, and do it right! (Hmm, I wonder! Tidus)
Well, how far will Wakka's obsession with Toast go?! And when will they move out of the castle on Goldfish Bllv.!? And when will Lulu make an appearence for more than one scene?! And when will Kimahri stop greasing up his hair with bad hair products?! And when will Auron go straight again?!?!?!?! Never... heee... -^..^-
R&R, because apparently everyone in the world has been forgetting to .;;;
Yuna sulked around the castle walls searching for Seymour one evening. She ran into Tidus.
"Yuna!" He said happily as he hugged her.
"Oh... hello Tidus." She said awkwardly. She hugged him back.
Where the hell is that Seymour?! Just wait until I get my hands on him... GRR... Tidus thought as he imagined the un-godly things he was doing to Yuna. He had been hugging her for over 5 minutes.
"Uh... Tidus?" Yuna whispered. Tidus snapped back to reality.
"Uhm, yeah?" he whispered back.
"Would you, mind letting go of me now?"
"Oh, sure." he said as he quickly let go of her. She said thank you and walked down the hall. Tidus punched himself for being such a loser. Lulu turned the corner. She waved a hand in front of his face.
"Are you... feeling alright?" Lulu said with concern. Tidus shook his head and walked back to his room. Lulu looked quizzically at him and returned to the main hall. She walked in to find Wakka and Seymour taking a nap. Together... but to Lulu's relief, fully clothed. She tapped Wakka on the shouler. Wakka coughed and woke up. She shushed him and whispered.
"What in Yevon's name are you thinking of?" Lulu throatily scolded him. Wakka yawned.
"What did I do, ya?" Wakka asked dumbly. Lulu's anger seemed to be building inside of her, and it was about to burst. Lulu's face contorted angrily.
"What do you mean by that? Sleeping with Seymour, a guado who tried to kill us twice already! And Yuna's HUSBAND!" Lulu fumed. Wakka looked dumbly at her.
"You're crazy." Wakka said shaking his head. He walked back into the kitchen. "They got any toast here?" He said digging through the cupboards. Lulu stomped into the kitchen.
"You listen to me, you DUNDERHEAD! I saw you sleeping on top of Seymour before I woke you up! You better not say it's not true... because my eyes don't decieve me Wakka." Lulu said as she shook her head. Seymour walked into the kitchen.
"Do either of you know what time it is?" Seymour said groggily. Lulu stormed out of the room mumbling about "all the braindead people in the house".
Rikku and Auron stealthily creeped down to Kimahri's room.
"Kimahri!!!" Rikku shouted. "Come out of there!" She knocked on the door. Kimahri opened the door a crack.
"Kimahri not feel like talking to Rikku or Auron now. Kimahri trys to sleep. You are loud and wake Kimahri. Kimahri hopes that this is worth Kimahri's time." He said impatiently, his blue fur in rollers and with cucumber on his eyes and shampoo on his face. Rikku drew back a little.
"Oh, no reason, just wanted to tell you that you're wrong about Auron! I think that he's alot prettier than you! And you shouldn't use that shampoo on your face! It'll make your fur greasy, using that much!" Rikku said angrily as Auron started to sniffle. Kimahri slammed the door.
"I was expecting an apology, you know?!" Rikku yelled through the door. "Hello?! HELLO?! PYCDYRT!" Rikku shouted. She banged on the door and turned to Auron. "Well, that's all we're gonna get out of him... sorry bud!" She skipped back to the room and played more DDR. This time she chose the "Otherworld level" but it was really easy because that guy singing is alot slower than the Golden Girls level (Auron's favorite).
Seymour was outised watching the gardeners work on the flowers in the front. Tromell ran up to the castle.
"L-Lord Seymour! the castle is being surrounded! They know that the summoner is here! It's best for you to all stay in the castle at all times, for the exit is being blocked!" He spluttered out at Seymour.
"Pull yourself together, man, come inside." Seymour said exasperatedly. They proceeded into the kitchen to find Wakka stuffing his face with toast.
"Hewo Thir Twamell... And thowwy for attackink Theymour before eeya?" He said through a full mouth.
"Swallow, then talk, you mongrel." Seymour spat at him. Wakka looked at him sadly and nodded as he swallowed.
"Anyways, it's best for none of you to go outside, they have all of Bevelle's police forces out there, Maester Seymour is never to be hurt by them! I swear on my grave!" Tromell insisted. Seymour waved his hand about calmingly.
"Calm yourself. I will see to them myself." Seymour said calmly. "Please, help yourself to a tour of the castle." He said retreating outside. Tromell wandered the halls until he heard the poppy music of Dance Dance Revolution.
"What is this ungodly machina doing in Lord Seymour's castle?!" Tromell shouted angrily. Auron looked over from the dancinng platform. Rikku stood up from where she was sitting watching him.
"Aha, don't worry. This machina is accepted by Yevon, I'm sure of it. In fact, I was faxed the teachings, would you like to read them?" She said, handing him a peice of paper.
"Fax?" He said looking over at the fax machine. "MORE MACHINA?!" He fumed.
"Just read the teachings." Tromell studied the teachings.
"There is nothing of the sort in the teachings!" He yelled.
"aar, duikr lraaca." Rikku teased. She leaned over and turned on the cd player and danced to UFO. (UFO, by Pink Lady, in case you're wondering... which you weren't.) Tromell shook his head and went back downstairs.
"Tromell, they are taken care of. Take your leave while you can." Seymour said. Tromell nodded.
"Thank you, your grace." He preformed the prayer of yevon and bowed before he left. Seymour followed suit.
"Yunie! Calm down!" Rikku yelled before Yuna ran up to Seymour.
"Hello maester seymour!" She said hopefully. Seymour looked down and smiled politely.
"Hello Yuna. Are you doing well, lady summoner?" he said politely. Yuna nodded
"N-No need for formalities, r-right?" She said nervously. He nodded. Rikku looked at both of them
"Kaaw, oui luimt lid dra dahceuh eh rana fedr y gheva!" Rikku said laughing. They both looked at her strangely.
"An Al Behd... exotic." Seymour said. Rikku drew back and ran to the bathroom to throw up. Yuna shifted uncomfortably.
"Am I going to have to worry... about your... faithfulness?" Yuna said softly. Seymour was taken aback.
"What? Of course not!" He chortled and patted her on the head. " I must leave, I'm sorry, I'll be back down for dinner, alright? Oh yes, and I have a surprise for you tonight! See you later ... um... honey..." He finished awkwardly.
Yuna nodded and sat down. Tidus sat down next to her.
"Yuna... hi." he said. Yuna perked up.
"Tidus! H-Hello..." She said. " I was just about to leave, I'm sorry." She stood up and left.
"Is she... avoiding me? Oh... great. This is just WONDERFUL." Wakka slid into the room and started to sing:
"Thank you for being a friend!
Traveled down the road and back again!
Your heart is true, you're a pal and a confidante, ya!
And if you threw a party, invited everyone ya knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me (a blitzball, ya?)
And the card attatched would say: THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND, YA?
And if you threw a party, invited everyone ya knew
You would see the biggest gift would be from me (a blitzball, ya?)
And the card attatched would say: THANK YOU FOR BEIN A FRIEND, YA?" Wakka put on a full preformance.
"................ uh.............." Tidus said. (his face went: o____O;;;)
"So, you think that that'll be good for tonight, ya? I'm thinkin of singing to Lu or Yuna, you know..."
"huh?"
"Oh.. ya don't know?" Wakka said, shocked. "Well, hehe, you'll see. Now... I think I'd better leave, ya?" Wakka said strolling out of the room casually into the kitchen in which crumbs covered the entire floor. Wakka helped himself to more toast.
"There's something in the toast." Tidus said looking into the kitchen.
The end of chapter 3? Already? Wow, that sure was quick, ne? I dunno, just seems to be over so soon... but don't want to over do it. I was listening to the Golden Girls theme song while writing, in case you didn't figure that out by now. Uhh, don't ask why.
Moldy Peaches lyrics that I find hillariously fitting for FFX characters (One of them I tweaked a little... guess which one .) All lyrics from "Who's got the crack" By the Moldy Peaches
------------------------------------------------------------------
I wanted to be a hippy, but I forgot how to love (Seymour)
It's hard to be a garbageman when a sailor stole my glove(Auron)
I wanna be reckless, but I'm feeling so uptight (Yuna)
Put your father in a headlock, Tidus, and do it right! (Hmm, I wonder! Tidus)
Well, how far will Wakka's obsession with Toast go?! And when will they move out of the castle on Goldfish Bllv.!? And when will Lulu make an appearence for more than one scene?! And when will Kimahri stop greasing up his hair with bad hair products?! And when will Auron go straight again?!?!?!?! Never... heee... -^..^-
R&R, because apparently everyone in the world has been forgetting to .;;;