chapter 4 - Wow, crunchy caramel rolls are pretty good!
Seymour went around the halls looking for everyone. He knocked on all of the doors.
"If you're coming, it's now." he said as he passed all of the doors. Yuna peeked out the door and hopped out before he got to her. "Oh, you out already? good job, go to my room." Yuna nodded and followed everyone else. Tidus walked next to Yuna.
"You wondering what's gonna happen?" Tidus asked dorkily. Yuna nodded and moved a little closer to Lulu.
"Yuna, you'll want to be quieter." Lulu instructed her. Yuna nodded. They all arrived in Seymours room. Seymour had changed out of his usual clothes, and into a tux.
"Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark, we'll go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie too, and then home
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on.... " Seymour kneeled at Yuna's feet and sang emotionally. She just blushed and leaned on Lulu's shoulder, all of the guardians were snickering. Yuna was shaking her head. Tidus jumped in front.
"Seymour! That sucked!" He shouted. Seymour glared.
"Fine. Here you go." he said, forcing the mic into Tidus' hands. Tidus puffed pulled Yuna out of the audience and they sang:
"There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I am a goat
in a mote
with a boat
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofie
I like it when
you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbageman when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless, but I'm feeling so uptight
PUT YOUR MAMA IN A HEADLOCK BABY! AND DO IT RIGHT!"
Everyone joined in at this point.
"Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?" Everyone shut up. Yuna and Tidus both looked at eachother and finished.
"Who's got the crack...." Everyone applauded. Wakka stepped forward.
"Here's my first peice for the night, okay?" He said before startubgL
"Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
I've been searching for a man
all across Japan
Just to find
to find my samurai
someone who is strong
and still a little shy
yes I need, I need my samurai
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
I've been searcing in the woods
and high apon the hills
just to find
to find my samurai
someone who won't regret
to keep me in his net
yes I need, I need my samurai
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky..."
Wakka sang with his own little hand motions. He fluttered his hands all around the room, it went on in this fashion for a while. Seymour seemed to be enjoying every moment of it. Everyone applauded politely.
"Thank you, ya? here's my second piece." He said sheepishly. Seymour snorted. Wakka stood there clutching the mic like it was life support. His face paled. He motioned for Tidus to come up.
"What song was I supposed to sing again?" Wakka stammered to him quietly. Tidus shook his head.
"Why don't we sit down and try to figure it out?" Tidus suggested. Wakka nodded and se down the mic. Seymour stood up.
"Umm, this wasn't supposed to happen... talent show!" he said quickly as he wrote on a peice of paper:
note to self:
gay- wakka, auron, the blue guy, and that dopehead yuna made out with.
straight- no one
Seymour tucked the peice of paper into his robes and sat down. Rikku ran up.
"Watch this! I need 2 helpers!" She pulled Lulu and Yuna out from the audience. She handed them each an end of a peice of rope.
"Now I'll proceed to make this rope go through my back, to my stomach and out again." She said! "Now, I'm not sure that I know how to do this, but I saw a magician do it once and it can't be THAT hard, right?" She said as she had Yuna and Lulu let go, she grabbed onto the sides herself. She pushed the rope into her back with a sickening crack. (heey, that ryhmed)
".........." An awkward hush filled the room as Rikku plopped onto the floor.
"Shouldn't someone take her to the hospital?" Yuna said. Everyone stared at her. "Fine." She casted Life of Rikku.
"Oh, I thought I was done for!" Rikku gasped. "Thanks Yunie!" She got back up onto the stage, rope hanging sickly out of each side of her. "I've got more magic tricks, you know?Next, I'll escape from a straight jacket!" She said. She had Kimahri help her. Kimahri accidentally buckled it too tight, Rikku turned blue and suffocated. Yuna rushed to her and casted Life again. Rikku sat up.
"Okay, lets try this again." She gasped. She stood up and lifted her arm up over her head. She held her breath and unbuckled the belt between her legs and toppled over. She then attempted to get back up with no avail. Auron walked up and dragged her out of the room and sat back down. Wakka then walked back up.
"I'm ready, ya?!" He shouted gleefully.
So... sorry bout all of the songs, but it's pretty funny if you read them! well, it is to me... teehee ^^;; lessee... oh yes. the songs (in order):
Perfect Day- Lou Reed
Who's got the Crack? - The Moldy Peaches
Butterfly- Smile d.k
Well, it's going to continue!
Seymour went around the halls looking for everyone. He knocked on all of the doors.
"If you're coming, it's now." he said as he passed all of the doors. Yuna peeked out the door and hopped out before he got to her. "Oh, you out already? good job, go to my room." Yuna nodded and followed everyone else. Tidus walked next to Yuna.
"You wondering what's gonna happen?" Tidus asked dorkily. Yuna nodded and moved a little closer to Lulu.
"Yuna, you'll want to be quieter." Lulu instructed her. Yuna nodded. They all arrived in Seymours room. Seymour had changed out of his usual clothes, and into a tux.
"Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later, when it gets dark, we'll go home
Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
Then later a movie too, and then home
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on our own
It's such fun
Just a perfect day
You make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good
Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spent it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on.... " Seymour kneeled at Yuna's feet and sang emotionally. She just blushed and leaned on Lulu's shoulder, all of the guardians were snickering. Yuna was shaking her head. Tidus jumped in front.
"Seymour! That sucked!" He shouted. Seymour glared.
"Fine. Here you go." he said, forcing the mic into Tidus' hands. Tidus puffed pulled Yuna out of the audience and they sang:
"There's no such thing as a harmless joke
There's no such thing as a gentle toke
There's no such thing as Panama Jack
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I am a goat
in a mote
with a boat
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I like it when my hair is poofy
I like it when you slip me a roofie
I like it when
you've got the crack
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
I wanna be a hippie but I forgot how to love
It's hard to be a garbageman when a sailor stole my glove
I wanna be reckless, but I'm feeling so uptight
PUT YOUR MAMA IN A HEADLOCK BABY! AND DO IT RIGHT!"
Everyone joined in at this point.
"Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?
Who's got the crack?
Whoooo's got the crack?
Who~~~oo's got the crack?" Everyone shut up. Yuna and Tidus both looked at eachother and finished.
"Who's got the crack...." Everyone applauded. Wakka stepped forward.
"Here's my first peice for the night, okay?" He said before startubgL
"Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
I've been searching for a man
all across Japan
Just to find
to find my samurai
someone who is strong
and still a little shy
yes I need, I need my samurai
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
I've been searcing in the woods
and high apon the hills
just to find
to find my samurai
someone who won't regret
to keep me in his net
yes I need, I need my samurai
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky
Aii yaii yaiii I'm your little butterfly
Green black and blue make the colours in the sky..."
Wakka sang with his own little hand motions. He fluttered his hands all around the room, it went on in this fashion for a while. Seymour seemed to be enjoying every moment of it. Everyone applauded politely.
"Thank you, ya? here's my second piece." He said sheepishly. Seymour snorted. Wakka stood there clutching the mic like it was life support. His face paled. He motioned for Tidus to come up.
"What song was I supposed to sing again?" Wakka stammered to him quietly. Tidus shook his head.
"Why don't we sit down and try to figure it out?" Tidus suggested. Wakka nodded and se down the mic. Seymour stood up.
"Umm, this wasn't supposed to happen... talent show!" he said quickly as he wrote on a peice of paper:
note to self:
gay- wakka, auron, the blue guy, and that dopehead yuna made out with.
straight- no one
Seymour tucked the peice of paper into his robes and sat down. Rikku ran up.
"Watch this! I need 2 helpers!" She pulled Lulu and Yuna out from the audience. She handed them each an end of a peice of rope.
"Now I'll proceed to make this rope go through my back, to my stomach and out again." She said! "Now, I'm not sure that I know how to do this, but I saw a magician do it once and it can't be THAT hard, right?" She said as she had Yuna and Lulu let go, she grabbed onto the sides herself. She pushed the rope into her back with a sickening crack. (heey, that ryhmed)
".........." An awkward hush filled the room as Rikku plopped onto the floor.
"Shouldn't someone take her to the hospital?" Yuna said. Everyone stared at her. "Fine." She casted Life of Rikku.
"Oh, I thought I was done for!" Rikku gasped. "Thanks Yunie!" She got back up onto the stage, rope hanging sickly out of each side of her. "I've got more magic tricks, you know?Next, I'll escape from a straight jacket!" She said. She had Kimahri help her. Kimahri accidentally buckled it too tight, Rikku turned blue and suffocated. Yuna rushed to her and casted Life again. Rikku sat up.
"Okay, lets try this again." She gasped. She stood up and lifted her arm up over her head. She held her breath and unbuckled the belt between her legs and toppled over. She then attempted to get back up with no avail. Auron walked up and dragged her out of the room and sat back down. Wakka then walked back up.
"I'm ready, ya?!" He shouted gleefully.
So... sorry bout all of the songs, but it's pretty funny if you read them! well, it is to me... teehee ^^;; lessee... oh yes. the songs (in order):
Perfect Day- Lou Reed
Who's got the Crack? - The Moldy Peaches
Butterfly- Smile d.k
Well, it's going to continue!