chapter 5- or is that starting line?
One of the most pointless chapter titles... o__O
Wakka stood in front of everyone looking about with a smile.
"Wakka, don't!" Lulu said. Wakka looked at her with hurt in his eyes.
"Lu... why?" He said saidly.
"Wakka, I heard you singing to Tidus... and... I HATE THE GOLDEN GIRLS!" Lulu sid furiously. Yuna gasped, Rikku pounded on the door to show her shock. Auron pulled his sock off his foot and threw it at Lulu.
"W-What you say again?" Wakka said with anguish. Lulu squirted Wakka with crest toothpaste and ran out of the room. Cacutar hobbled after her. Mog sat in Lulu's now unnocupied seat. Lulu stopped just outside of the door.
"Rrrr... get off the floor you dope!" She unbuckled the straight jacket and pulled her back into the room. "And if you act like that anymore I'll cast Thundara on you!" Rikku nodded and ran into Seymour's room. She ran up to Wakka and took the mic.
"I'm back everyone!" Rikku shouted with a flourish. Mog clapped alone. "Thank you, thank you! I'll do a harmless card trick! Nothing can go wrong! Well, I kinda swiped these cards from Lulu, and... they're memory cards! I promise that whatever you get, I'll get the same card!" She said. Lulu stood up.
"Those are the only things keeping me alive! I would have comitted suicide a long time ago!" Lulu shouted and casted flare on Rikku. Rikku walked over to Lulu and handed her the cards. She sat in her seat with Mog on her lap. Mog patted her on the arm comfortingly. Tidus went up to the stage.
"Yuna... this one's for you!" He said, just before bursting out in song.
"Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a sweet little dinosaur!
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a pink little dinosaur
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a sweet little dinosaur!
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a pink little dinosaur
Pink
Dino
won't you play with me?
I'm your friend
and you know--"
Seymour had ran up and proceeded to choke him.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seymour shrieked with rage. Lulu choked Seymour.
"I'M THE PMSing BITCH IN THIS HOUSE!!!"She screamed. Wakka cried.
"Stop it, ya? It's too hard to watch ya all hurting eachother, ya?" He sobbed. They all stopped.
"Geez, pull yourself together!" Tidus said exasperatedly.
"I thought we were all acting out of character." Wakka said. Lulu shook her head sadly.
"You took it one step WAAAY too far there, Wakka, and deteriorated any hinting of sexual feelings towards women EVER." Lulu snorted before laughing her arse off. Everyone laughed at Wakka, because it's fun. Heehee, wakka sure is dumb sometimes! Auron stopped laughing at once and stared at Tidus. Tidus stared back, his eyes turned all googily and starry-like.
"Wouldn't you love to be in the castle from Cinderella?" Tidus inquired of Auron.
"Hurry! We're gonna be late for the Ball!!!" Auron said as the two dashed out of the room to play with dolls.
"... ... ... eew." Rikku said.
"That was... really... homosexual."
The end of the shortest chapter EVER!!! The next chapter will be longer!!! I promise you! But will Tidus and Auron make it to the Ball in time? Oh yeah, and if I got the lyrics to Pink Dinosaur wrong, GOMEN NE.
Pink Dinosaur-Papaya
Another DDR quoting chapter. YAAAAAAY!!! ^_______________^
One of the most pointless chapter titles... o__O
Wakka stood in front of everyone looking about with a smile.
"Wakka, don't!" Lulu said. Wakka looked at her with hurt in his eyes.
"Lu... why?" He said saidly.
"Wakka, I heard you singing to Tidus... and... I HATE THE GOLDEN GIRLS!" Lulu sid furiously. Yuna gasped, Rikku pounded on the door to show her shock. Auron pulled his sock off his foot and threw it at Lulu.
"W-What you say again?" Wakka said with anguish. Lulu squirted Wakka with crest toothpaste and ran out of the room. Cacutar hobbled after her. Mog sat in Lulu's now unnocupied seat. Lulu stopped just outside of the door.
"Rrrr... get off the floor you dope!" She unbuckled the straight jacket and pulled her back into the room. "And if you act like that anymore I'll cast Thundara on you!" Rikku nodded and ran into Seymour's room. She ran up to Wakka and took the mic.
"I'm back everyone!" Rikku shouted with a flourish. Mog clapped alone. "Thank you, thank you! I'll do a harmless card trick! Nothing can go wrong! Well, I kinda swiped these cards from Lulu, and... they're memory cards! I promise that whatever you get, I'll get the same card!" She said. Lulu stood up.
"Those are the only things keeping me alive! I would have comitted suicide a long time ago!" Lulu shouted and casted flare on Rikku. Rikku walked over to Lulu and handed her the cards. She sat in her seat with Mog on her lap. Mog patted her on the arm comfortingly. Tidus went up to the stage.
"Yuna... this one's for you!" He said, just before bursting out in song.
"Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a sweet little dinosaur!
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a pink little dinosaur
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a sweet little dinosaur!
Pink
Dino
Doo dee doo doo doo
You're a pink little dinosaur
Pink
Dino
won't you play with me?
I'm your friend
and you know--"
Seymour had ran up and proceeded to choke him.
"SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Seymour shrieked with rage. Lulu choked Seymour.
"I'M THE PMSing BITCH IN THIS HOUSE!!!"She screamed. Wakka cried.
"Stop it, ya? It's too hard to watch ya all hurting eachother, ya?" He sobbed. They all stopped.
"Geez, pull yourself together!" Tidus said exasperatedly.
"I thought we were all acting out of character." Wakka said. Lulu shook her head sadly.
"You took it one step WAAAY too far there, Wakka, and deteriorated any hinting of sexual feelings towards women EVER." Lulu snorted before laughing her arse off. Everyone laughed at Wakka, because it's fun. Heehee, wakka sure is dumb sometimes! Auron stopped laughing at once and stared at Tidus. Tidus stared back, his eyes turned all googily and starry-like.
"Wouldn't you love to be in the castle from Cinderella?" Tidus inquired of Auron.
"Hurry! We're gonna be late for the Ball!!!" Auron said as the two dashed out of the room to play with dolls.
"... ... ... eew." Rikku said.
"That was... really... homosexual."
The end of the shortest chapter EVER!!! The next chapter will be longer!!! I promise you! But will Tidus and Auron make it to the Ball in time? Oh yeah, and if I got the lyrics to Pink Dinosaur wrong, GOMEN NE.
Pink Dinosaur-Papaya
Another DDR quoting chapter. YAAAAAAY!!! ^_______________^