chapter 6- THE HORROR!!!! A FLASHBACK?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
This chapter will be a flashback, don't worry kiddies, insanity shall insue! I'm dead serious. This has jecht x auron hinting, ^.^ oooooooh, Auron's in luuuuurv! With you... o.O well, he is if you're name's... ahh, screw it, here's chapter 6. -.-;
look, look! It's Noface ^.^! i _ i ain't noface cuuuuuute???!!!
Auron sat and watched them. He laughed to himself.
I remember the days of Jecht and me singing Golden Girls in Braska's bedroom, hmm... shame that his son's so much uglier than him. Auron thought looking at Tidus making a fool of himself trying to pole dance with the mic stand to everyone's disgust. Auron laughed and stopped his gay thoughts about Tidus.
"Get down here, boy!" Auron shouted at him. everyone snickered.
"Ooh, Sir Auron wants a personal lap dance!" Rikku laughed. Auron glared as she shrunk three feet. (rendering her 1 1/2 feet tall.) "Sir Auron!!!!" She shouted (her voice sounded like one of the chipmunks! ^_^) Tidus walked down to Auron.
"Yeah, Auron?" Tidus said.
"I have a story to tell you." He said as he walked out of the room. Tidus' face squished up.
"Give me a break, man!" Tidus said as Auron threw a kit-kat at him. (man, isn't awesome when auron's just prepared like that?! ^___^ okei, enough with the author's notes, sowwy!) Tidus sighed. "NOT FUNNY AURON!!!" Auron threw him a klondike bar.
"There you go." Auron said, waiting at the door. Tidus' face went:
O.O (he said: A KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O O.O O.O)
Auron tapped his foot impatiently as Tidus gawked over the klondike bar. He snatched the klondike bar back from Tidus and left the room. Tidus scrambled over. Rikku got down on all fours and began to crawl to the door. She slithered into the door and hit her head. (She was full sized again. o.O)
"What is it Auron?" Tidus said angrily. "Gimme that KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!" Tidus fumed. Auron thrusted the klondike bar into the dolt's hands. Tidus ate it.
"Okay, I have to tell you... your father fell in love with me." Tidus spit his klondike bar all over auron. "Okay, YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, TIDUS!" Auron said, blushing furiously. Rikku shrieked. She opened the door that Auron was leaning on, causing Auron to topple over into the crowd of guardians that had gathered next to the door.
"S-Sir Auron!' Wakka said happily. "That makes two of us!" He said.
"Hey, hey! I never said that I fell in love with that idiot's father!" Auron shouted stubbornly. They stared at him blankly.
"Did you?" Lulu asked. He stared at all of them. Seymour was standing with them - with a tape recorder. Auron slapped his forehead and punched the tape recorder.
"DON'T YOU DARE, SEYMOUR!" Auron said, turning red as a beet. Tidus and Auron ran out of the room and ran into Auron's room, Tidus had never been here before, and was glad he hadn't.
Auron's room was covered head to toe in pictures of Jecht, wallpaper, blankets, photographs, pajamas, carpet, rugs, furniture, etc.
"Oh...... eww." Tidus said, turning green, they looked like christmas ornaments, red and green! ^_^ *thumbs up!*
"Now, the story, ahh, yes." Auron said lifting up his sake jug.
"I'll be needing this." He said. He lifted up his jug and took a swig.
*flashback*
Jecht, Auron and Braska all stood on the highbridge in Bevelle.
"Goodbye, my darling daughter, I love you." Braska had said to Yuna. Yuna wiped her eyes.
" *sniff* goodbye, father." Yuna said sadly. Auron patted her on the head.
Auron left after Braska. Jecht walked up to Yuna.
"Well, I guess this is it! You should've met my son, 'bout the same age as you, wants to be just like his old man! But no one can! hah! wait.. that's off topic, isn't it..? Well,I'll be seeing ya!" He said, dashing after Braska and Auron. Auron looked over at Jecht.
"You know, the longer your goodbyes are, the harder it is for the person you're saying them to."
"Well it's better than not saying anything like a certain guardian we all know!" Jecht said frustratedly. Auron shook his head.
"Give me a break." Auron said. Braska stopped.
"It seems... rather cruel to leave Yuna here. Having to have her watch us leave, don't you think?" Braska said, looking fondly back at his daughter.
"Come on, Braska, no time to get emotional!" Auron said impatiently. Jecht looked at Auron.
"Have a heart, Auron! For once!" Jecht said angrily. Braska had already started running back to Yuna, who in turn, was running towards Braska. They both hugged and cried for a couple minutes, whispering enocouragements to each other. Yuna let go of him and sadly went back to their house, as Braska turned and walked back to the guardians, wiping away the tears. Braska walked up to them.
"I'm ready." Braska said as they walked to the macalania woods.
"Where are we off to first?" Jecht asked.
"We skip Guadosalam, and go to the Moonflow, we ride the shoopuf to Djose, where Braska will obtain the aeon Ixion, and I'll tell you from then on." Auron instructed. They both nodded. Jecht skipped through the Macalania Forest, swining his sword around like a baton, hitting trees and fiends at random. Auron and Braska walked behind him, hitting the fiends he missed.
"Why is he a guardian, again?" Auron said bluntly to Braska. Braska laughed and scratched the back of his head.
"ehe... I'm not sure." Braska said.
"No time to be a good Samaritan, you dunderhead." Auron scolded.
"Ooh, harsh!" Jecht said, stopping his skipping to help the two men behind him, but he tripped over a root and fell into Auron, spilling Auron's sake jug.
"Arrrrgh... YOU!!!!" Auron fumed at the clumsy guardian. Jecht blushed and handed him his sake jug.
"Here you go..." Jecht said embarrasedly. Auron snatched it from Jecht, who proceeded to glomp Auron. Auron sweatdropped.
"Wh-What are you doing..." Auron spluttered.
--
"Wait, wait, wait! YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP!" Tidus shouted at him. Auron looked up at him.
"Why would I make this up?" Auron inquired of him.
"Be-Because! He never even hugged my mom! Well... maybe once... but that's just the reason I'm here!"
"You're adopted."
"What?"
--
"Oh... nothing..." Jecht shyly said. Braska was sweatdropping now too.
"Sir Jecht... do you have... split personalities?" Braska said awkwardly.
"What? Why would you say that?" Jecht said, drinking the last of Auron's sake. Auron's eyes got all firey.
"Hey! That's mine!" He said snatching it from him and trying to push Jecht off of him with no prevail.
"Hey, do they have bathrooms around here?" Jecht said. They both stared at him.
"Just wondering... you never know." Jecht said. they both sweatdropped.
"Uhm, no." Braska said.
"WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?!?!" Auron shouted. Jecht smiled and shook his head.
*Moonflow*
Jecht screamed and hid behind Braska.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! IT'S FREAKING HUUUUGE!" Jecht shouted at Auron. He ran up to the shoopuf and tapped it. It toppled over and started to bleed.
"You toush Shoouff'z shoft shpot! you izsh going to pay for dizsh! Yesh, pay!" The shoopuf handler shouted at them.
"We're very sorry, I am the summoner Braska, and I am obliged to give you all of our money as an apology."
--
"The shoopuf handler hated us from them on, pushing aside the fact that we were on a pligrimage. I'm not sure that he recognized me when we traveled to the moonflow with the others. Hopefully not." Auron chuckled to himself, taking another chug of sake.
"Auron..." Tidus said worriedly.
"Hmm?"
"I have 2 daddys, you are one."
"o.O"
--
The shoopuf handler took all their money and got another shoopuf for them to ride on. Jecht was pensieve for the whole ride.
"Do you think... that I'll be stuck in Spira forever... or do you think that... I'll get back to Zanarkand.. MY Zanarkand?"
"Are you still stuck on that story?!" Auron said cruelly. "Get over it, you drunkard! You're not from Zanarkand,and that's that!" He spat on the floor. "And you backwashed in my sake!" Jecht sighed and shook his head.
"I believe that you are from Zanarkand, as you say you are." Braska said to Jecht.
"Thanks."
*Djose- Road to Temple*
"Soooo... who wants to play a game?" Jecht said, hyper-ishly speaking. (hyper-ishly?!) They played I spy for a while until they reached the temple, after fighting their fair share of Mandrogas.
"Let's go." Auron said as they all walked across the bridge to the temple. Jecht was humming to himself, staring after Auron who turned around and gave him a weird look.
"Jecht, you're scaring me." (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD sorry.. I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!)
*Temple of Yevon-Djose*
Braska was praying in the chamber of the fayth. Auron and Jecht were waiting for him.
"I'm excited! I wanna see Ixion!" Jecht said. "Don't you?" Auron sighed and nodded reluctantly.
"We have to be quiet, Braska prays to the fayth." Auron said. Jecht cocked his head.
"The faith? huh?"
Auron sighed. "I'll explain it later, just... shut up for now." Jecht did so. Auron and Jecht stood in an awkward silence.
--
"You know what? This is disgustingly gross, Auron! Just... EEW." Tidus shuddered.
"Look, I'm almost at the... uh... er... nevermind..." Auron started to blush again.
"Auron?"
"To answer Lulu's question... no, I didn't fall in love with your father. But I fell in love with... Yuna's father." Tidus ran out the door to the bathroom to puke. After coming back the room he shouted.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Tidus shouted. Just then Yuna ran into the room carrying 2 guns and wearing that snazzy outfit from FFX-2!
"Stick em up!" Yuna said as the got read y to pull the trigger. They both stuck their hands up in the air.
"Okay, that's good, bai bai!" Yuna said as she walked out of the room. Tidus ran out of the room.
"WAIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" Auron shouted. "Don't repeat this to a single soul!" Auron shouted sadly as he took down a picture from his wall of Jecht and him at Disneyland.
he sighed."Oh Jecht, you looked so cute with Mickey Mouse ears." He opened up his dresser and gasped.
"JECHT!!!!!!!!" He screamed. Yuna and Tidus ran back into the room, their clothes looking rather ruffled.
"H-Hey." Jecht said. "How ya doing, kiddo?"Jecht said. Everyone gawked at him. Yuna gently closed the door with a click.
"Oh.. Oh my! Sir Jecht!" She said and did that nifty little prayer thing.
"YOU!" Tidus shouted, his voice full of rage. Yuna set a hand on his shoulder to calm him.
"I thought you were sin!" Auron said. Jecht shrugged.
"Naah, that's my evil brother Marvin."
"Uncle Marvin?!" Tidus said sadly. Jecht nodded solemnly. Tidus' eyes watered up and he threw himself onto Auron's pillow and started to bawl uncontollably. Auron let out a little gasp.
"Something wrong Lov- er- Auron?" Jecht asked.
"Hate to break it to you, but the four of us are all locked in here."
O________O Will anyone survive? 2 homosexual males and 2 hormonal teens locked in a room together?!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?! Oh, the horror!
This chapter will be a flashback, don't worry kiddies, insanity shall insue! I'm dead serious. This has jecht x auron hinting, ^.^ oooooooh, Auron's in luuuuurv! With you... o.O well, he is if you're name's... ahh, screw it, here's chapter 6. -.-;
look, look! It's Noface ^.^! i _ i ain't noface cuuuuuute???!!!
Auron sat and watched them. He laughed to himself.
I remember the days of Jecht and me singing Golden Girls in Braska's bedroom, hmm... shame that his son's so much uglier than him. Auron thought looking at Tidus making a fool of himself trying to pole dance with the mic stand to everyone's disgust. Auron laughed and stopped his gay thoughts about Tidus.
"Get down here, boy!" Auron shouted at him. everyone snickered.
"Ooh, Sir Auron wants a personal lap dance!" Rikku laughed. Auron glared as she shrunk three feet. (rendering her 1 1/2 feet tall.) "Sir Auron!!!!" She shouted (her voice sounded like one of the chipmunks! ^_^) Tidus walked down to Auron.
"Yeah, Auron?" Tidus said.
"I have a story to tell you." He said as he walked out of the room. Tidus' face squished up.
"Give me a break, man!" Tidus said as Auron threw a kit-kat at him. (man, isn't awesome when auron's just prepared like that?! ^___^ okei, enough with the author's notes, sowwy!) Tidus sighed. "NOT FUNNY AURON!!!" Auron threw him a klondike bar.
"There you go." Auron said, waiting at the door. Tidus' face went:
O.O (he said: A KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!!!!!! O.O O.O O.O)
Auron tapped his foot impatiently as Tidus gawked over the klondike bar. He snatched the klondike bar back from Tidus and left the room. Tidus scrambled over. Rikku got down on all fours and began to crawl to the door. She slithered into the door and hit her head. (She was full sized again. o.O)
"What is it Auron?" Tidus said angrily. "Gimme that KLONDIKE BAR!!!!!!!!" Tidus fumed. Auron thrusted the klondike bar into the dolt's hands. Tidus ate it.
"Okay, I have to tell you... your father fell in love with me." Tidus spit his klondike bar all over auron. "Okay, YOU KNOW WHAT?! YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, TIDUS!" Auron said, blushing furiously. Rikku shrieked. She opened the door that Auron was leaning on, causing Auron to topple over into the crowd of guardians that had gathered next to the door.
"S-Sir Auron!' Wakka said happily. "That makes two of us!" He said.
"Hey, hey! I never said that I fell in love with that idiot's father!" Auron shouted stubbornly. They stared at him blankly.
"Did you?" Lulu asked. He stared at all of them. Seymour was standing with them - with a tape recorder. Auron slapped his forehead and punched the tape recorder.
"DON'T YOU DARE, SEYMOUR!" Auron said, turning red as a beet. Tidus and Auron ran out of the room and ran into Auron's room, Tidus had never been here before, and was glad he hadn't.
Auron's room was covered head to toe in pictures of Jecht, wallpaper, blankets, photographs, pajamas, carpet, rugs, furniture, etc.
"Oh...... eww." Tidus said, turning green, they looked like christmas ornaments, red and green! ^_^ *thumbs up!*
"Now, the story, ahh, yes." Auron said lifting up his sake jug.
"I'll be needing this." He said. He lifted up his jug and took a swig.
*flashback*
Jecht, Auron and Braska all stood on the highbridge in Bevelle.
"Goodbye, my darling daughter, I love you." Braska had said to Yuna. Yuna wiped her eyes.
" *sniff* goodbye, father." Yuna said sadly. Auron patted her on the head.
Auron left after Braska. Jecht walked up to Yuna.
"Well, I guess this is it! You should've met my son, 'bout the same age as you, wants to be just like his old man! But no one can! hah! wait.. that's off topic, isn't it..? Well,I'll be seeing ya!" He said, dashing after Braska and Auron. Auron looked over at Jecht.
"You know, the longer your goodbyes are, the harder it is for the person you're saying them to."
"Well it's better than not saying anything like a certain guardian we all know!" Jecht said frustratedly. Auron shook his head.
"Give me a break." Auron said. Braska stopped.
"It seems... rather cruel to leave Yuna here. Having to have her watch us leave, don't you think?" Braska said, looking fondly back at his daughter.
"Come on, Braska, no time to get emotional!" Auron said impatiently. Jecht looked at Auron.
"Have a heart, Auron! For once!" Jecht said angrily. Braska had already started running back to Yuna, who in turn, was running towards Braska. They both hugged and cried for a couple minutes, whispering enocouragements to each other. Yuna let go of him and sadly went back to their house, as Braska turned and walked back to the guardians, wiping away the tears. Braska walked up to them.
"I'm ready." Braska said as they walked to the macalania woods.
"Where are we off to first?" Jecht asked.
"We skip Guadosalam, and go to the Moonflow, we ride the shoopuf to Djose, where Braska will obtain the aeon Ixion, and I'll tell you from then on." Auron instructed. They both nodded. Jecht skipped through the Macalania Forest, swining his sword around like a baton, hitting trees and fiends at random. Auron and Braska walked behind him, hitting the fiends he missed.
"Why is he a guardian, again?" Auron said bluntly to Braska. Braska laughed and scratched the back of his head.
"ehe... I'm not sure." Braska said.
"No time to be a good Samaritan, you dunderhead." Auron scolded.
"Ooh, harsh!" Jecht said, stopping his skipping to help the two men behind him, but he tripped over a root and fell into Auron, spilling Auron's sake jug.
"Arrrrgh... YOU!!!!" Auron fumed at the clumsy guardian. Jecht blushed and handed him his sake jug.
"Here you go..." Jecht said embarrasedly. Auron snatched it from Jecht, who proceeded to glomp Auron. Auron sweatdropped.
"Wh-What are you doing..." Auron spluttered.
--
"Wait, wait, wait! YOU'RE MAKING THIS UP!" Tidus shouted at him. Auron looked up at him.
"Why would I make this up?" Auron inquired of him.
"Be-Because! He never even hugged my mom! Well... maybe once... but that's just the reason I'm here!"
"You're adopted."
"What?"
--
"Oh... nothing..." Jecht shyly said. Braska was sweatdropping now too.
"Sir Jecht... do you have... split personalities?" Braska said awkwardly.
"What? Why would you say that?" Jecht said, drinking the last of Auron's sake. Auron's eyes got all firey.
"Hey! That's mine!" He said snatching it from him and trying to push Jecht off of him with no prevail.
"Hey, do they have bathrooms around here?" Jecht said. They both stared at him.
"Just wondering... you never know." Jecht said. they both sweatdropped.
"Uhm, no." Braska said.
"WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?!?!" Auron shouted. Jecht smiled and shook his head.
*Moonflow*
Jecht screamed and hid behind Braska.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?! IT'S FREAKING HUUUUGE!" Jecht shouted at Auron. He ran up to the shoopuf and tapped it. It toppled over and started to bleed.
"You toush Shoouff'z shoft shpot! you izsh going to pay for dizsh! Yesh, pay!" The shoopuf handler shouted at them.
"We're very sorry, I am the summoner Braska, and I am obliged to give you all of our money as an apology."
--
"The shoopuf handler hated us from them on, pushing aside the fact that we were on a pligrimage. I'm not sure that he recognized me when we traveled to the moonflow with the others. Hopefully not." Auron chuckled to himself, taking another chug of sake.
"Auron..." Tidus said worriedly.
"Hmm?"
"I have 2 daddys, you are one."
"o.O"
--
The shoopuf handler took all their money and got another shoopuf for them to ride on. Jecht was pensieve for the whole ride.
"Do you think... that I'll be stuck in Spira forever... or do you think that... I'll get back to Zanarkand.. MY Zanarkand?"
"Are you still stuck on that story?!" Auron said cruelly. "Get over it, you drunkard! You're not from Zanarkand,and that's that!" He spat on the floor. "And you backwashed in my sake!" Jecht sighed and shook his head.
"I believe that you are from Zanarkand, as you say you are." Braska said to Jecht.
"Thanks."
*Djose- Road to Temple*
"Soooo... who wants to play a game?" Jecht said, hyper-ishly speaking. (hyper-ishly?!) They played I spy for a while until they reached the temple, after fighting their fair share of Mandrogas.
"Let's go." Auron said as they all walked across the bridge to the temple. Jecht was humming to himself, staring after Auron who turned around and gave him a weird look.
"Jecht, you're scaring me." (HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! XD sorry.. I COULDN'T HELP IT!!!)
*Temple of Yevon-Djose*
Braska was praying in the chamber of the fayth. Auron and Jecht were waiting for him.
"I'm excited! I wanna see Ixion!" Jecht said. "Don't you?" Auron sighed and nodded reluctantly.
"We have to be quiet, Braska prays to the fayth." Auron said. Jecht cocked his head.
"The faith? huh?"
Auron sighed. "I'll explain it later, just... shut up for now." Jecht did so. Auron and Jecht stood in an awkward silence.
--
"You know what? This is disgustingly gross, Auron! Just... EEW." Tidus shuddered.
"Look, I'm almost at the... uh... er... nevermind..." Auron started to blush again.
"Auron?"
"To answer Lulu's question... no, I didn't fall in love with your father. But I fell in love with... Yuna's father." Tidus ran out the door to the bathroom to puke. After coming back the room he shouted.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Tidus shouted. Just then Yuna ran into the room carrying 2 guns and wearing that snazzy outfit from FFX-2!
"Stick em up!" Yuna said as the got read y to pull the trigger. They both stuck their hands up in the air.
"Okay, that's good, bai bai!" Yuna said as she walked out of the room. Tidus ran out of the room.
"WAIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" Auron shouted. "Don't repeat this to a single soul!" Auron shouted sadly as he took down a picture from his wall of Jecht and him at Disneyland.
he sighed."Oh Jecht, you looked so cute with Mickey Mouse ears." He opened up his dresser and gasped.
"JECHT!!!!!!!!" He screamed. Yuna and Tidus ran back into the room, their clothes looking rather ruffled.
"H-Hey." Jecht said. "How ya doing, kiddo?"Jecht said. Everyone gawked at him. Yuna gently closed the door with a click.
"Oh.. Oh my! Sir Jecht!" She said and did that nifty little prayer thing.
"YOU!" Tidus shouted, his voice full of rage. Yuna set a hand on his shoulder to calm him.
"I thought you were sin!" Auron said. Jecht shrugged.
"Naah, that's my evil brother Marvin."
"Uncle Marvin?!" Tidus said sadly. Jecht nodded solemnly. Tidus' eyes watered up and he threw himself onto Auron's pillow and started to bawl uncontollably. Auron let out a little gasp.
"Something wrong Lov- er- Auron?" Jecht asked.
"Hate to break it to you, but the four of us are all locked in here."
O________O Will anyone survive? 2 homosexual males and 2 hormonal teens locked in a room together?!! WHAT WOULD YOU DO FOR A KLONDIKE BAR?!?! Oh, the horror!