Disclaimer:Okay, do I look like Terri Minsky or George Lucas?
Audience: *yelling* NO!
Whit:Well, then. Thats settled.However, I do own myself!
Audience:*cheers*
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*Whit walks onto the stage*
Whit:Hello, and welcome to My Show! On this show, we interview Star Wars
charecters with your questions!
Random Person in Audience:Thats boring! BOOOOOOO!
Whit:*icy glare to person*
Person:*freezes in carbonite*
Whit:Anyways, as I was saying, you send in questions, we answer them! Also. I
have 4 co-hosts! Please give a hand for....MIRANDA SANCHEZ!
*Miranda walks out wearing a black turtleneck and a long black skirt*
Miranda:Hi everyone!
Guys in audience:*whistle*
Girls in audience:*hit guys on the head*
Whit:My second co-host, and Miranda's bestest friend, LIZZIE MCGUIRE!
*Lizzie walks on wearing the worlds scariest color, pink*
Whit:*gasps* Lizzie! Nooooooo! Please! Change! CHANGE!
Lizzie:*odd look* Okay...*goes off and comes back in a purple t-shirt and
blue jeans*
Whit:Much better! And our 3rd co-host, DAVID GORDON!
Some girls in audience:*cheer*YAY!
Gordo:*entering*Call me Gordo. Please. I hate David..Its too normal...
Miranda:Whatever.
Whit:And the special, 4th co-host, WICKET!
Wicket:*walks on* Yub yub! *waves*
Audience:Aww! How cute!!!!
Lizzie:EWWW! ITS A MUTANT BEAR! AHHHHHHHH! *jumps into Gordo's arms* *dies*
Gordo:O.O I liked that before she died...
EMTs:*enter* *carry Lizzie off to the morgue*
Lizzie:*wakes up* I'm okay! LET ME GO!
EMTs:*shocked* *put stretcher down*
Lizzie:*runs back and sits down in her chair*
Gordo:Lizzie, Wicket is not a mutant bear. He's an ewok. From Endor.
Miranda:Whats an Endor?
Gordo:*sighs* Never mind...
Whit:Who should our first guest be?
Lizzie:Not another mutant bear!
Gordo and Whit:-_-; He is not a mutant bear, for the last time...
Lizzie:Whatever.
Miranda:*looking through Whit's "Star Wars" dicitonary*How about...Anakin
Skywalker? He looks cute.
Whit:Okay then! Our first guest will be Anakin! *whispers to Miranda* But
he's
married.
Miranda:*snaps fingers* Mud!
Wicket:Yub yub!
Lizzie:Send in your questions!
Gordo:Bye!
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Okay, so PLEASE send questions for Anakin! Or just send comments. I'll try
Audience: *yelling* NO!
Whit:Well, then. Thats settled.However, I do own myself!
Audience:*cheers*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Whit walks onto the stage*
Whit:Hello, and welcome to My Show! On this show, we interview Star Wars
charecters with your questions!
Random Person in Audience:Thats boring! BOOOOOOO!
Whit:*icy glare to person*
Person:*freezes in carbonite*
Whit:Anyways, as I was saying, you send in questions, we answer them! Also. I
have 4 co-hosts! Please give a hand for....MIRANDA SANCHEZ!
*Miranda walks out wearing a black turtleneck and a long black skirt*
Miranda:Hi everyone!
Guys in audience:*whistle*
Girls in audience:*hit guys on the head*
Whit:My second co-host, and Miranda's bestest friend, LIZZIE MCGUIRE!
*Lizzie walks on wearing the worlds scariest color, pink*
Whit:*gasps* Lizzie! Nooooooo! Please! Change! CHANGE!
Lizzie:*odd look* Okay...*goes off and comes back in a purple t-shirt and
blue jeans*
Whit:Much better! And our 3rd co-host, DAVID GORDON!
Some girls in audience:*cheer*YAY!
Gordo:*entering*Call me Gordo. Please. I hate David..Its too normal...
Miranda:Whatever.
Whit:And the special, 4th co-host, WICKET!
Wicket:*walks on* Yub yub! *waves*
Audience:Aww! How cute!!!!
Lizzie:EWWW! ITS A MUTANT BEAR! AHHHHHHHH! *jumps into Gordo's arms* *dies*
Gordo:O.O I liked that before she died...
EMTs:*enter* *carry Lizzie off to the morgue*
Lizzie:*wakes up* I'm okay! LET ME GO!
EMTs:*shocked* *put stretcher down*
Lizzie:*runs back and sits down in her chair*
Gordo:Lizzie, Wicket is not a mutant bear. He's an ewok. From Endor.
Miranda:Whats an Endor?
Gordo:*sighs* Never mind...
Whit:Who should our first guest be?
Lizzie:Not another mutant bear!
Gordo and Whit:-_-; He is not a mutant bear, for the last time...
Lizzie:Whatever.
Miranda:*looking through Whit's "Star Wars" dicitonary*How about...Anakin
Skywalker? He looks cute.
Whit:Okay then! Our first guest will be Anakin! *whispers to Miranda* But
he's
married.
Miranda:*snaps fingers* Mud!
Wicket:Yub yub!
Lizzie:Send in your questions!
Gordo:Bye!
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Okay, so PLEASE send questions for Anakin! Or just send comments. I'll try