Gordo: Welcome back to "Whats on your mind?"

Whit:THATS NOT THE RIGHT NAME! ITS CALLED "My Show!"!!!!!!!!!!

Miranda:*gets out her trusty baseball bat and hits Gordo and Whit with it* Now...Please
give a hand for ANAKIN SKYWALKER!

Lizze:*leads Anakin out onto the stage* *drooling*

Anakin:*whispers to Miranda* Is she okay?*points to Lizzie who is still drooling*

Miranda:Yeah, she does this at least three times a day.

Anakin:Okay...*sits down*

Whit and Gordo: *wake up* *both get out pieces of paper*

Wicket:*blinking* Yub?

Whit:Okay, Anakin, you got some questions from very nice people, and if you don't
answer them, then I will cry.

Miranda:So I will be able to have free reign over you...*evil laugh* *lightning flashes*

Wicket:Yub! *hides behind Lizzie*

Lizzie:*picks up Wicket and hugs him because she is scared too* I know, mutant bear...I
know...

Anakin:I'll answer them! J-just keep her away from me...*slides chair away from Miranda*

Whit:Okie dokie! *chibi happy face* Question one is from obsessive. "can I have a hug?
can I have more than that please?"

Anakin:Well, sure...*hugs obsessive and hands her an Official Darth Vader mask complete
with asthmatic breathing*

Whit:Awww...That was sweet...*gets out tissues*

Miranda: OK, ihadanepiphany asks-Why did you steal C3POS arm? WHy not just get a
prosthetic one like Lukes?

Anakin:Well, I actually didn't steal C3PO's. And at the moment, prosthetics had not been
invented

Miranda:She also asks why do you keep losing your lightsabre? How the...Umm...I can't
say that. Anywho, how does Padme keep falling for you since your so sappy?"I mean
declaring your love every five minutes is not the best way to pick up a girl, so how did he
manage it?"

Anakin: I am a klutz and scatterbrained-

Whit:Hey, me too! *looking for her shoes*

Anakin:*continuing* And she's a real romantic.

Lizzie:And she has good eyesight...

Anakin:*shrugs*

Miranda:Alyssa asks "How do you feel about people spelling your name Anikin?"

Anakin:Its annoying. But I can see where it could happen....

Gordo:*takes piece of paper from Miranda* "You do know you are the cutest guy in any
Star Wars trilogy. How does it feel to be better looking than your son?"

Anakin:You really think that Gordo?

Gordo:No. I was quoting Alyssa.

Anakin:Ohhh...Well, I'm really not that cute....*blushes*

Gordo:*eyes grow wide at next question* Ummm...."Do you ever spank your monkey?
You know, beat your meat? Kill some kittens? *wink, wink* Padme's not always around."

Anakin:HUH?!

Gordo:My thoughts exactly..."Some fanboys hate you because your a "pretty boy" any
responses to them?"

Anakin:They have nothing to be jealous of...Thats my response.

Gordo:Okay...From Andy...Wicket: YOUR SO CUUUUUUUUTE!(hugs him) How does
it feel to be a co-host? And an andorable fuzzy one at that!

Wicket:*hugs back* *happy voice*YUUUUUUUUUUUUUB!

Audience:Awwww...

Lizzie:*grabs list from Gordo*"Who do you think is the hottest actress in general?:"

Anakin:I dunno...Probably Jennifer Anniston.

Whit:*pokes head form under the couch 'cause she's still looking for her shoe* You
watch "Friends" too?!

Anakin:Yeah...

Whit:*gives him a "thumbs up" sign and continues to look for her shoe*

Lizzie:"(This one could also be for everyone if you want) Out of these 4 comic book made
in to films, which one do you like the most, and why? The movies are Blade, X-men,
Spiderman, Superman, and Batman? Personally my favorite is Blade." Mine's
Batman...George Cloony is hot in that....

Whit:*mumbles something from under a chair and hits her head* *loud mumble*

Gordo:Superman, definatly!

Miranda:Spiderman. I loved that upside down kiss...Awww...

Anakin:X-Men rules!

Wicket:Yub yub!

Lizzie:"If you could change the color of that famous Darth Vader suit, what color would
it be? You can even make it have different patterns too. And it has do be beside just
black!" *mutters* Black looks hot on him....

Anakin:Weeeeeeelll.....Probably navy blue at the moment. But my future self would say
hot pink with frilly stuff and lace...

Whit:*screams in horror from under the stage* *pokes head out* PINK?! PINK?!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *stops screaming* Ooooh...Look...My shoe!
*picks up shoe, runs back on stage and grabs list from Lizzie* "Lizzie: HOW CAN YOU
SAY THAT WICKET LOOKS LIKE A MUTANT BEAR!? He looks like a teddy bear
more than a mutant bear! YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED! HAVE YOU NO SHAME!?"

Lizzie:B-but he looks like one to me....Teddy bears that I like are more pi-*Miranda
covers her mouth*

Whit:Okay...AnglFrmAbv asks "Hey, Anakin... Have you ever caught Obi Wan wearing a
skirt??? If so did you take a picture of him? Anyway... will you bring out Obi so I could
chase him and steal his boxers/underwear????????"

Anakin:No...I never have caught him wearing one...And he has had crushes on women, so
I doubt he WOULD dress up in a skirt...

WHit:We'll have Obi on sometime soon...*hands the questions to Lizzie.

Lizzie:Next question is from Aphy, whose show "Its a Bloody Conspiracy!" RULES!

Whit:Yeah! Its totally better than this one. ^-^
Lizzie:Anyways, she asks "Do you know I am sadly married to your master Obi-Wan
Keonobi? *screams*

Anakin:He did mention something about an insane girl randomly selecting his name from
her brain, although it was the only thing in there at the time he believes.

Whit:HOW DARE HE INSULT HER LIKE THAT?! Miranda! Go!

Miranda:*goes off and beats Obi-Wan into an oblivion (A/N Miranda always seemed like
the most agressive of the three...Not violent like this though, I agree.Oooh...That
rhymed!)*

Gordo:*sighs and shakes his head* Aphy also says "You are as cocky as me, you should
be proud!"

Anakin:WHAT?! Wait, no one is cockier than me!

Miranda:Is that even a word?

Wicket:*shrugs*

Miranda:Asrien asks "Who is better looking, Padme or Leah?"

Anakin:Leia is my daughter, so I think she is very pretty as every father thinks of his
daughter or daughters. But, Padme of course. She has been my love for over 10 years.

Everyone else:Awww...

Miranda: "Do you like potato chips?"

Anakin: I love all kinds except for those baked ones.

Whit, Miranda, Lizzie, Gordo, Wicket:*gag*

Miranda:"Do you know that Padme is like 10 years older than you? And that she looks
EXACTLY the same and don't you thik it is a lil bit suspicious?

Anakin:Padme is actually only 4 or 5 years older than me. And she just ages well.

Lizzie:Wafflecat asks "What kind of underware do you wear? I would REALLY like to
KNOW...."

Anakin:At the moment, boxers, but in the future I would like to try a pink silk thong.

Whit:*screams* BAD IMAGE! *falls out of her chair*

Girls in audience:*scream as wild fangirls should and chase Anakin out of the studio*

Miranda:*shudders*

Gordo:Well, thats all for today...

Wicket:Yub!

Lizzie:*flipping through the SWD* Whoa...CUTE!

Miranda:Lizzie...Put the book down, NOW!

Whit:Next guest will be Padme Naberrie Amidala Skywalker!

Gordo:That is a long name...

Miranda:*trying to take the book away so she can see the pictures* *waves to camera*
Bye!