Once upon a time...
Once upon a time, there was an adorable comic book artist named Jhonen Vasquez. He was a very confused little man, but we won't get into that. One day, Jhonen was sitting alone in his little room, drawing little pictures on little pieces of paper, when all of a sudden, HIS PEN EXPLODED! OH NO, THE HORROR! The ink from the pen flyed everywhere, getting stuff all blotchy and inky and such. Jhonen was angry, so he took a happy noodle boy statue and threw it across the room. this did not help the ink stains. they got worse, and HNB's head fell off. it was now also inkey. Jhonen wailed in agony as his confused little self thought of how to un-ink his room. Firts, he got a can of pineapple slices, and nailed the slices to the wall. this did nothing. it only made the pineapples all inky ans the wall even wetter than it needed to be. He was now really frustrated. So, then, he acquired a pink stuffed bear, and repetidly smacked it against the pineappley-inky-wall. This also did not help. the once pink bear was now black and sticky, and not happy. Jhonen spun in a circle then sat on his swiveling chair and...swiveled. The swiveling did nothing to the wall, it only made Jhonen dizzy. He got up, and staggered around the room like a Drunk man, and then he hit the wall, thus making himself wet, inky, furry, and pineappely. He yelled at the wall and the pen and the pineapples and the pink bear and at techno music and at the nails and at himself. then he woke up. WOO! WHAT A DREAM! hee hee.......or was it?
Once upon a time, there was an adorable comic book artist named Jhonen Vasquez. He was a very confused little man, but we won't get into that. One day, Jhonen was sitting alone in his little room, drawing little pictures on little pieces of paper, when all of a sudden, HIS PEN EXPLODED! OH NO, THE HORROR! The ink from the pen flyed everywhere, getting stuff all blotchy and inky and such. Jhonen was angry, so he took a happy noodle boy statue and threw it across the room. this did not help the ink stains. they got worse, and HNB's head fell off. it was now also inkey. Jhonen wailed in agony as his confused little self thought of how to un-ink his room. Firts, he got a can of pineapple slices, and nailed the slices to the wall. this did nothing. it only made the pineapples all inky ans the wall even wetter than it needed to be. He was now really frustrated. So, then, he acquired a pink stuffed bear, and repetidly smacked it against the pineappley-inky-wall. This also did not help. the once pink bear was now black and sticky, and not happy. Jhonen spun in a circle then sat on his swiveling chair and...swiveled. The swiveling did nothing to the wall, it only made Jhonen dizzy. He got up, and staggered around the room like a Drunk man, and then he hit the wall, thus making himself wet, inky, furry, and pineappely. He yelled at the wall and the pen and the pineapples and the pink bear and at techno music and at the nails and at himself. then he woke up. WOO! WHAT A DREAM! hee hee.......or was it?