Miranda: Well, we're all sad about the killing of the talkshows!
Audience: YEAH!
Miranda: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Crickets Chirp.
MIranda: Well...Anyone?
Random person: START A TALKSHOW SITE!
Miranda: YEAH!
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Whit: *giggles* Well, someone in the Aphy Circle came up with the idea. I forgot who
though... Oh well. Today's guest is...
Miranda: Obi-Wan Keonobi!
Everyone cheers.
Random Person: Where are Lizzie and Gordo?
Whit: Oh them... *points to chairs where both Lizzie and Gordo are sitting in shock, still*
What is it with them? Haven't people said that around them before? I mean... They've been
attatched at the hip for nearly fifteen years...
Miranda: Nope. You're the first, genius.
Whit: *hides under a couch* I'm sorry!
Miranda: Come on out, hostess.
Whit: Okie! *comes out from under couch* WIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEET!
IIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Wicket: *looks annoyed and leads Obi out*
Obi: *sees Miranda* AH! *runs backstage and out the doors, but lots of rabid fangirls are
out there*
Whit: That Fangirls 'R' Us sure does come in handy... And they deliver too!
Obi: *comes back inside, with torn clothes and a few very obsessive fangirls hanging onto
him*
Miranda: *goes over and drags the fangirls away* *comes back a few minutes later*
Obi: I-I am scared... Trapped...
Whit: You'll be fine as long as you dont diss Aphy.
Wicket: *narrows eyes* YEAH!
Lizzie and Gordo: *seem to be waking up* Huh?
Whit: Thank Fuzzy! *hands them pages of paper with questions on them*
Lizzie: Oh.. Umm... Sethoz asks why did you train Anakin, besides the fact that
Qui-Gon wanted you too?
Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin needed some guidance, sooo....
Whit: But then he kills ya, dude.
Obi: WHAT?!
Whit: NEVERMIND! YOU NEVER HEARD THAT!
Obi: *raises eyebrows*
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare, a GREAT author (Seriously, read her stuff. She's
super-talented) says "End of Episode III, does that mean Eppy IV? With Old Obi? Aww, I
wanted to jump young Obi... :p"
Obi: Oh my. O.O
Gordo: She also says that this is really funny, Whit.
Whit: Awww! Thank you! *wipes away tear* You like me! You really really like me!
Gordo: Blade also asks if Obi will go back to his Ep. 1 self and go on a date with her?
Obi: I can't.
Whit and Miranda: *glare*
Obi: Hee hee...I meant "I can't give up that opportunity," of course! Hehe... Is it just me
or is it kinda warm in here?
All besides Whit and Obi: *shuddering from the cold*
Whit: I guess that's the poll from the audience and co-hosts.
Gordo: Blade says "You rule for shoving Anakin in to the lava! But why not finish the
job?"
Obi: It was an accident! *bursts into tears*
All: Awww...
Lizzie: *hands Obi a tissue*
Obi:* blows his nose and hands the tissue back to Lizzie*
Lizzie: *mouthing* EW! *tosses the tissue off the stage and it lands in an audience
member's hair* ObiGirl says you're very hot and now she's scared that she scared you.
She asks how did you manage to train Ani for all those year without killing him or
seriously injuring him? You must be superhuman!
Obi: Well, I have my lollipops that the Council gave to me for not hurting him, so...
All: Ohhhh...
Whit: Firebyrd, YEAH! THE REBELLION RULES! Code name: Anrui Yuy says "Dear
Obi-wan Kenobi,
First off if you could have five things from the twenty first century what would they be? If
you could change five things about the whole Star Wars storyline what would they be?
AlsoIf there was ONE rule you could change about being a jedi/padwan what would it be?
A friend,
Anrui Yuy"
Obi: Wow. She seems intelligent... Anywhoo. A clone, a cell phone, a journal, a laptop, a
copy of the AotC DVD so I could spy on Ani and Padme... *evil laugh*
Whit: *glares at Obi* THAT IS JUST WRONG TO DO! FAAAANGGIIIRLLLLS!!!
Fangirls: *run through doors*
Obi: I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
Lizzie: Fangirls, retreat!
Fangirls: *disappear*
Obi: Thanks... To answer the second question, That I die, that Yoda dies, the fact that the
librairian at the Jedi library is so mean, that Qui-Gon dies, that Amidala EVER came into
the picture because she caused Anakin to go to the dark side and it made me look like a
failure and then I had to train the little brat named Luke, and AND!
Gordo: Obi, deep breaths!
Obi: *DEEP BREATH!*
Gordo: Now, exhale, inhale, repeat.
Obi: *does so* The third question: That we can't marry. Then, I'd marry some sweet
non-rabid fangirl.
Whit and Miranda: AWW!
Lizzie: *raises eyebrows* What's so sweet about that?
Miranda: It's a matchmaker thing.
Lizzie: Oh.
*Crickets chirp*
Gordo: Anyways... Andy asks "How can you be here if episode three hasn't been created
yet?"
Obi: Whitney has connection with the senshi of time.
Whit: It's true. Polka Dotted Socks, thanks!
LIzzie: LunaDea says "Funny! Anyways, question for Obi-Wan: Do you secretly have a
crush on Padme? And do fangirls scare you?"
Obi: EW! No! She was a fabulous queen, pretty, and nice, but no, I did NOT have a crush
on her! That's sick! And, yes, fangirls scare me... *curls into a ball and hugs a pillow*
Whit: AnakinsOnlyAngel, Cool! Thanks so much! *hug and cookie* Anyhwoo, the genius
known as AnakinsOnlyAngel,asks
1. Is it true that your Padawan Braid was only a clip on? Because it switched sides once...
2. Will you make Anakin divorce padmé and marry me? PLEASE!! I'll make it so Anakin
will never bug you again if you do!!!
3. Why did you grow your hair long?
4. Will you marry my BFF, Bob! (she's a girl!)
Obi: 1.No, my hair is just THAT WAY! Now leave me alone... *goes off to sulk but
fangirls attack him* AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs back and jumps into Whit's arms*
Whit: AH! Go away! *throws Obi on the floor and backs away*
Obi: *rubs head* That hurt, y'know...
Whit: Well, too bad! *sticks out tongue*
Obi: 2. HE'S MARRIED?! AHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Fangirls: *have funeral* *bury Obi with tears of sadness*
Obi's ghost: Wait, I need to finish the saga! *Obi wakes up*
Fangirls: *scream with joy!* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *hug Obi and almost kill him by
smothering him with happiness*
Obi: TOO MUCH LOVE, TOO MUCH LOVE! *fangirls back off* Thanks.
Number 3: To remeber Qui-Gon... *sniffle* He was the father I never had...
Whit: *hug* *gives Obi tissues*
Obi: *sniffling* 4. Sorry, I can't. I'll be her friend, though... I need a friend.
Miranda: pokenerd56 asks: How did you feel when:a)You discovered Anakin was
married?
b) When he became a bad dude?
Obi: Shocked! Dismayed! I feel like a failure now! *cries*
Whit: *gives Obi a BIG HUG* You know what... You can stay here with us, if you want
to. I'll make the rabid fangirls go away. You just seem to pathetic...
Obi: *sniffles* *smiles* Thanks.
Whit: Anytime!
Gordo: Well, that's all for today. Thanks, peeps!
Miranda: WAIT! We need a guest for next time!
Lizzie: How about this Han Solo person...?
Whit: Sure! Ciao, peeps!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~So, we have a new co-host! You can now send questions for Obi all
the time! Please send question for Han! Bye for now!
Audience: YEAH!
Miranda: SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
Crickets Chirp.
MIranda: Well...Anyone?
Random person: START A TALKSHOW SITE!
Miranda: YEAH!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whit: *giggles* Well, someone in the Aphy Circle came up with the idea. I forgot who
though... Oh well. Today's guest is...
Miranda: Obi-Wan Keonobi!
Everyone cheers.
Random Person: Where are Lizzie and Gordo?
Whit: Oh them... *points to chairs where both Lizzie and Gordo are sitting in shock, still*
What is it with them? Haven't people said that around them before? I mean... They've been
attatched at the hip for nearly fifteen years...
Miranda: Nope. You're the first, genius.
Whit: *hides under a couch* I'm sorry!
Miranda: Come on out, hostess.
Whit: Okie! *comes out from under couch* WIIIIICCCCCKKKKKKEEEEEET!
IIIIIIT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!
Wicket: *looks annoyed and leads Obi out*
Obi: *sees Miranda* AH! *runs backstage and out the doors, but lots of rabid fangirls are
out there*
Whit: That Fangirls 'R' Us sure does come in handy... And they deliver too!
Obi: *comes back inside, with torn clothes and a few very obsessive fangirls hanging onto
him*
Miranda: *goes over and drags the fangirls away* *comes back a few minutes later*
Obi: I-I am scared... Trapped...
Whit: You'll be fine as long as you dont diss Aphy.
Wicket: *narrows eyes* YEAH!
Lizzie and Gordo: *seem to be waking up* Huh?
Whit: Thank Fuzzy! *hands them pages of paper with questions on them*
Lizzie: Oh.. Umm... Sethoz asks why did you train Anakin, besides the fact that
Qui-Gon wanted you too?
Obi-Wan: Well, Anakin needed some guidance, sooo....
Whit: But then he kills ya, dude.
Obi: WHAT?!
Whit: NEVERMIND! YOU NEVER HEARD THAT!
Obi: *raises eyebrows*
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare, a GREAT author (Seriously, read her stuff. She's
super-talented) says "End of Episode III, does that mean Eppy IV? With Old Obi? Aww, I
wanted to jump young Obi... :p"
Obi: Oh my. O.O
Gordo: She also says that this is really funny, Whit.
Whit: Awww! Thank you! *wipes away tear* You like me! You really really like me!
Gordo: Blade also asks if Obi will go back to his Ep. 1 self and go on a date with her?
Obi: I can't.
Whit and Miranda: *glare*
Obi: Hee hee...I meant "I can't give up that opportunity," of course! Hehe... Is it just me
or is it kinda warm in here?
All besides Whit and Obi: *shuddering from the cold*
Whit: I guess that's the poll from the audience and co-hosts.
Gordo: Blade says "You rule for shoving Anakin in to the lava! But why not finish the
job?"
Obi: It was an accident! *bursts into tears*
All: Awww...
Lizzie: *hands Obi a tissue*
Obi:* blows his nose and hands the tissue back to Lizzie*
Lizzie: *mouthing* EW! *tosses the tissue off the stage and it lands in an audience
member's hair* ObiGirl says you're very hot and now she's scared that she scared you.
She asks how did you manage to train Ani for all those year without killing him or
seriously injuring him? You must be superhuman!
Obi: Well, I have my lollipops that the Council gave to me for not hurting him, so...
All: Ohhhh...
Whit: Firebyrd, YEAH! THE REBELLION RULES! Code name: Anrui Yuy says "Dear
Obi-wan Kenobi,
First off if you could have five things from the twenty first century what would they be? If
you could change five things about the whole Star Wars storyline what would they be?
AlsoIf there was ONE rule you could change about being a jedi/padwan what would it be?
A friend,
Anrui Yuy"
Obi: Wow. She seems intelligent... Anywhoo. A clone, a cell phone, a journal, a laptop, a
copy of the AotC DVD so I could spy on Ani and Padme... *evil laugh*
Whit: *glares at Obi* THAT IS JUST WRONG TO DO! FAAAANGGIIIRLLLLS!!!
Fangirls: *run through doors*
Obi: I TAKE IT BACK! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!
Lizzie: Fangirls, retreat!
Fangirls: *disappear*
Obi: Thanks... To answer the second question, That I die, that Yoda dies, the fact that the
librairian at the Jedi library is so mean, that Qui-Gon dies, that Amidala EVER came into
the picture because she caused Anakin to go to the dark side and it made me look like a
failure and then I had to train the little brat named Luke, and AND!
Gordo: Obi, deep breaths!
Obi: *DEEP BREATH!*
Gordo: Now, exhale, inhale, repeat.
Obi: *does so* The third question: That we can't marry. Then, I'd marry some sweet
non-rabid fangirl.
Whit and Miranda: AWW!
Lizzie: *raises eyebrows* What's so sweet about that?
Miranda: It's a matchmaker thing.
Lizzie: Oh.
*Crickets chirp*
Gordo: Anyways... Andy asks "How can you be here if episode three hasn't been created
yet?"
Obi: Whitney has connection with the senshi of time.
Whit: It's true. Polka Dotted Socks, thanks!
LIzzie: LunaDea says "Funny! Anyways, question for Obi-Wan: Do you secretly have a
crush on Padme? And do fangirls scare you?"
Obi: EW! No! She was a fabulous queen, pretty, and nice, but no, I did NOT have a crush
on her! That's sick! And, yes, fangirls scare me... *curls into a ball and hugs a pillow*
Whit: AnakinsOnlyAngel, Cool! Thanks so much! *hug and cookie* Anyhwoo, the genius
known as AnakinsOnlyAngel,asks
1. Is it true that your Padawan Braid was only a clip on? Because it switched sides once...
2. Will you make Anakin divorce padmé and marry me? PLEASE!! I'll make it so Anakin
will never bug you again if you do!!!
3. Why did you grow your hair long?
4. Will you marry my BFF, Bob! (she's a girl!)
Obi: 1.No, my hair is just THAT WAY! Now leave me alone... *goes off to sulk but
fangirls attack him* AHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs back and jumps into Whit's arms*
Whit: AH! Go away! *throws Obi on the floor and backs away*
Obi: *rubs head* That hurt, y'know...
Whit: Well, too bad! *sticks out tongue*
Obi: 2. HE'S MARRIED?! AHHHHHHHHHHH! *dies*
Fangirls: *have funeral* *bury Obi with tears of sadness*
Obi's ghost: Wait, I need to finish the saga! *Obi wakes up*
Fangirls: *scream with joy!* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *hug Obi and almost kill him by
smothering him with happiness*
Obi: TOO MUCH LOVE, TOO MUCH LOVE! *fangirls back off* Thanks.
Number 3: To remeber Qui-Gon... *sniffle* He was the father I never had...
Whit: *hug* *gives Obi tissues*
Obi: *sniffling* 4. Sorry, I can't. I'll be her friend, though... I need a friend.
Miranda: pokenerd56 asks: How did you feel when:a)You discovered Anakin was
married?
b) When he became a bad dude?
Obi: Shocked! Dismayed! I feel like a failure now! *cries*
Whit: *gives Obi a BIG HUG* You know what... You can stay here with us, if you want
to. I'll make the rabid fangirls go away. You just seem to pathetic...
Obi: *sniffles* *smiles* Thanks.
Whit: Anytime!
Gordo: Well, that's all for today. Thanks, peeps!
Miranda: WAIT! We need a guest for next time!
Lizzie: How about this Han Solo person...?
Whit: Sure! Ciao, peeps!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~So, we have a new co-host! You can now send questions for Obi all
the time! Please send question for Han! Bye for now!