Whit: Welcome back, peeps! It is time to start with "My show!"
Gordo: *mumbles* I still think it's a stupid title.
Whit: Well, it is my show. I can name it what I want to!
Gordo: Whatever. *mumbles something about becoming a Goth
Random Gordo Fangirl that got past security and has super good hearing: GORDO IN
BLACK!!!! OHMIGOSH!
Miranda: *drags the RGFTGPSAHSGH out and to Fangirls 'R' Us because they are
stocking low on fangirls*
RGFTGPSAHSGH: *screaming as Miranda drags her out* WE ALL LOVE YOU
GORDO! AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Gordo: *whimpers; hugs Lizzie*
Obi: *slowly shakes head* Anyways, our guest today iiiiiiis... Han Solo! Bring 'im out
Wicket!
Wicket: *merrily wobbles out and attempting to hold Han's hand like he usually does*
Han: *mumbles about rabid monkeys and mutant bears*
Obi: Oh dear. It is starting to slowly take 'im on.
Whit: Yeah. He has been on FF.net too long. O.o
Han: *glares* It isn't my fault. It's those slash writers... And crazy people....
Lizzie: Fanficiton writers are all crazy. Like, duh! *motions to Whit*
Whit: Yes, but thank Fuzzy we aren't all slash writers. I hate slash... Icky!
Miranda: *walks back in* Slash...? *eyes widen in horror*
Whit: It's okay, 'Randa. We were only talking about how bad it is.
Miranda: Oh, that's okay. ^_^
Han: Can I go now?
Whit: *in a Gollum-like voice* No! Hisss.... You have questionsss....
Everyone: O.o
Whit: *in normal voice* Sorry, Lord of the Rings obsession.
Han: *slides chair away* *knocks into Wicket's chair*
Wicket: YUB! *whacks Han on the head*
Han: Stupid rabid muntant bear!
Lizzie: Wait, I thought...?
Gordo: Han! You are confusing her again!
Obi: Trying to get something through a dumb blonde's skull is like trying to turn a ranchor
into a vegetarian.... *notices all the blondes are giving him death glares* Hehe...
*sweatdrops*
Whit: As I was saying, before the hairist interrupted us... *glare*
Obi: Eep.
Whit: Han has questions.
Lizzie: Why no triple 's?
Gordo: 'Cause that's the way the world works!
Whit: Yeah! Anywhoops, Obi, you have questions,
Obi: Finally, positive attention.
Whit: *shifty eyes* Maybe they are positive and maybe they aren't
Han: I'm leaving! I know I dun have any fangirls! So ha! *gets up and walks out*
Whit: Dang, he's right! They didn't have any Han fangirls at Fangirls R Us... *sniffles*
Lizzie: *puts away phone* But they had Ewoks at Cool Critters R Us!
Whit: Sweet! ^_^
Han: *backs into room backwards; ewoks are pointing spears to his face* Okay, okay...
*trips on a book that Miranda purposefully threw out, 'cause she is mad at him*
Miranda: *claps* SCORE!
Lizzie: Thanks, guys!
Ewoks: Yub yub! *salute Lizzie; leave*
Han: *glares at Miranda* That wasn't very nice.
Miranda: Too bad! *sticks out tongue*
Han: Brat.
Miranda: Creepo!
Han: Grrr....
Whit: These insults are boring, guys. You can just yell at the end.
Miranda and Han: Whatever.
Whit: Anywhoops, Han, remnants_2011 asks "Why in the world do you like Leia?!She's
nasty!And Ugly!"
Han: I am in love!
Obi: I was once too... *sniffles*
Han: *continuing* Good grief, the woman is not ugly, she is beautiful! Gorgeous!
Breathatking!
Whit: We get the point, Romeo!
Han: *sighs* Anyone who insults my Leia dies!
Whit: No killing reviewers!
Han: I'll kill them afterwards.
Whit: You do and I'll send Legolas out to get you!
Miranda: You don't know Legolas.
Whit: I do too! *gets out her newest fic and points to the part where she meets the
fellowship*
Miranda: Oh yeah.
Whit: This is what Leggy does to bad people. *gets out the DVD and shows that scene
where Leggy got the Orc from, like, a mile away*
Han: O.O I will not kill reviewers....
Whit: Good boy! *pats Han on the head* ^_^ Obi, that person also asks this of you,
"Why did Qui-gon hate you?
Oh, and why do you hate flying?"
Obi: QUI-GON DID NOT HATE ME! Grrr!
Miranda: Control your anger, Obi.
Obi: *takes a deep breath* I hate flying because I had a terrible experience as a child.. My
cousins' great godmother's father's stockbroker's ex-lawyer's college roommate died on a
plane when they choked on a peanut.
All: Aww....
Miranda: That really bites... Anyways. Next question.Sethoz asks Han "What do you think
of Leia and Luke kissing?"
Han: She did it to make me jealous! I know she did!
Whit: Naw, duh.
Miranda: Obi, they also said that they will be your friend, too.
Obi: Thanks. *hugs Sethoz*
Miranda: Sethoz sent cookies for everyone!
All: *go and hug Sethoz* We luv you!
Lizzie: For Fuzzy's sake, don't kill the child! O.o
Everyone returns to their seat.
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare says-
Obi: Oh no, no her! *hides*
Whit: For greif's sake, Obi! She is not *crosses fingers* a rabid fangirl!
Obi: You lie!
Miranda: *reaches under couch and pulls Obi out by his hair, but he scampers back* Oh
for the love of cheese... *goes down and totally rips the entire couch off of the floor, picks
Obi up, and throws him on it* And stay there! *goes back to chair, sits down and
straightens skirt*
All: O.o
Gordo: Anywaays... Blade asked this *gets out tape recorder and Blade's voice comes out
of it because his throat is hurting today*
Blade's voice form the magical recorder: LOL!!! I almost fell of my chair from laughing!!!
That was SO STUPENDOUSLY FUNNY!!! *gasp wheeze hack cough*
Obi the cohost! Heee... Eherm. *clears throat* I have questions for Han! Surprisingly...
uh, Han dear, how do you feel being the only non-Jedi amongst a load of Force-sensitive
Skywalkers and their offspring? I mean, there's Luke, Mara, little Ben, your own kids
Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin... it's gotta feel pretty weird. *Gordo stops recorder*
Han: Oh, boy! It does! All these dylusional, crazy, whiny, ex-assain kids running around!
And some are mine! AND THEY ARE FORCE SENSITIVE! AHHHHHHHHH!
All: O.O
Lizzie: It's okay, Han... *hugs him*
Han: *sniffles*
Gordo: *starts recorder again*
Blade's voice: Also, I'd like to let you know that I have Boba Fett's head on a plate, if you
want it. I know he caused you a lot of grief.
And finally, what's it like, being frozen in carbonite?
Han: I would like that! *smiles* Frozen in carbonite...? Smells like the inside of a dead
ranchor.
Lizzie: That is just nasty! EW!
Han: I'm only being truthful. *shrugs*
Blades voice: To my dearest Kenobi-Wan: I'm sorry for scaring you! I didn't mean it,
really! I think you're cool, even when you're old... and dead... O.o Here, this might help
you. *tosses him 'Rabid Fangirl-B-Gone'* Also, one question for the new co-host... other
than Lizzie McGuire, which I'm sure you watch, being on Whit's show and all, what other
Disney channel shows do you watch?
Obi: It's okay. Dead? *turns to Whit* What does she mean?
Whit: It's a looooong story. You never knew it happened... *waves hand* ^^;
Obi: *raises eyebrows at Whit; shakes head and sighs* Thanks for the Rabid
Fangirl-B-Gone. It'll come in handy. I watch Boy Meets World! That is a lovely show.
All: B.M.W.? Lovely? O.o
Whit: Weeeirdnesss....
Han: She's doing it again! With the triple 's! AHHHHHHHH! *runs out*
Lizzie: No need to call Cool Critters R Us. He did not have anymore questions
anywhoops. O.o
Miranda: Weird.
Wicket: Yub.
Obi: Well, that's it for this edition of... Whatever this show's name is..
*At the same time*
Gordo: "What's on your mind!"
Whit: "My Show!"
Obi: Yeah, what they said. Hehe... Next guest is...
Miranda: Luke Skywalker!
Obi and Miranda: Bye, people! *both wave to camera*
Gordo: *mumbles* I still think it's a stupid title.
Whit: Well, it is my show. I can name it what I want to!
Gordo: Whatever. *mumbles something about becoming a Goth
Random Gordo Fangirl that got past security and has super good hearing: GORDO IN
BLACK!!!! OHMIGOSH!
Miranda: *drags the RGFTGPSAHSGH out and to Fangirls 'R' Us because they are
stocking low on fangirls*
RGFTGPSAHSGH: *screaming as Miranda drags her out* WE ALL LOVE YOU
GORDO! AND I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
Gordo: *whimpers; hugs Lizzie*
Obi: *slowly shakes head* Anyways, our guest today iiiiiiis... Han Solo! Bring 'im out
Wicket!
Wicket: *merrily wobbles out and attempting to hold Han's hand like he usually does*
Han: *mumbles about rabid monkeys and mutant bears*
Obi: Oh dear. It is starting to slowly take 'im on.
Whit: Yeah. He has been on FF.net too long. O.o
Han: *glares* It isn't my fault. It's those slash writers... And crazy people....
Lizzie: Fanficiton writers are all crazy. Like, duh! *motions to Whit*
Whit: Yes, but thank Fuzzy we aren't all slash writers. I hate slash... Icky!
Miranda: *walks back in* Slash...? *eyes widen in horror*
Whit: It's okay, 'Randa. We were only talking about how bad it is.
Miranda: Oh, that's okay. ^_^
Han: Can I go now?
Whit: *in a Gollum-like voice* No! Hisss.... You have questionsss....
Everyone: O.o
Whit: *in normal voice* Sorry, Lord of the Rings obsession.
Han: *slides chair away* *knocks into Wicket's chair*
Wicket: YUB! *whacks Han on the head*
Han: Stupid rabid muntant bear!
Lizzie: Wait, I thought...?
Gordo: Han! You are confusing her again!
Obi: Trying to get something through a dumb blonde's skull is like trying to turn a ranchor
into a vegetarian.... *notices all the blondes are giving him death glares* Hehe...
*sweatdrops*
Whit: As I was saying, before the hairist interrupted us... *glare*
Obi: Eep.
Whit: Han has questions.
Lizzie: Why no triple 's?
Gordo: 'Cause that's the way the world works!
Whit: Yeah! Anywhoops, Obi, you have questions,
Obi: Finally, positive attention.
Whit: *shifty eyes* Maybe they are positive and maybe they aren't
Han: I'm leaving! I know I dun have any fangirls! So ha! *gets up and walks out*
Whit: Dang, he's right! They didn't have any Han fangirls at Fangirls R Us... *sniffles*
Lizzie: *puts away phone* But they had Ewoks at Cool Critters R Us!
Whit: Sweet! ^_^
Han: *backs into room backwards; ewoks are pointing spears to his face* Okay, okay...
*trips on a book that Miranda purposefully threw out, 'cause she is mad at him*
Miranda: *claps* SCORE!
Lizzie: Thanks, guys!
Ewoks: Yub yub! *salute Lizzie; leave*
Han: *glares at Miranda* That wasn't very nice.
Miranda: Too bad! *sticks out tongue*
Han: Brat.
Miranda: Creepo!
Han: Grrr....
Whit: These insults are boring, guys. You can just yell at the end.
Miranda and Han: Whatever.
Whit: Anywhoops, Han, remnants_2011 asks "Why in the world do you like Leia?!She's
nasty!And Ugly!"
Han: I am in love!
Obi: I was once too... *sniffles*
Han: *continuing* Good grief, the woman is not ugly, she is beautiful! Gorgeous!
Breathatking!
Whit: We get the point, Romeo!
Han: *sighs* Anyone who insults my Leia dies!
Whit: No killing reviewers!
Han: I'll kill them afterwards.
Whit: You do and I'll send Legolas out to get you!
Miranda: You don't know Legolas.
Whit: I do too! *gets out her newest fic and points to the part where she meets the
fellowship*
Miranda: Oh yeah.
Whit: This is what Leggy does to bad people. *gets out the DVD and shows that scene
where Leggy got the Orc from, like, a mile away*
Han: O.O I will not kill reviewers....
Whit: Good boy! *pats Han on the head* ^_^ Obi, that person also asks this of you,
"Why did Qui-gon hate you?
Oh, and why do you hate flying?"
Obi: QUI-GON DID NOT HATE ME! Grrr!
Miranda: Control your anger, Obi.
Obi: *takes a deep breath* I hate flying because I had a terrible experience as a child.. My
cousins' great godmother's father's stockbroker's ex-lawyer's college roommate died on a
plane when they choked on a peanut.
All: Aww....
Miranda: That really bites... Anyways. Next question.Sethoz asks Han "What do you think
of Leia and Luke kissing?"
Han: She did it to make me jealous! I know she did!
Whit: Naw, duh.
Miranda: Obi, they also said that they will be your friend, too.
Obi: Thanks. *hugs Sethoz*
Miranda: Sethoz sent cookies for everyone!
All: *go and hug Sethoz* We luv you!
Lizzie: For Fuzzy's sake, don't kill the child! O.o
Everyone returns to their seat.
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare says-
Obi: Oh no, no her! *hides*
Whit: For greif's sake, Obi! She is not *crosses fingers* a rabid fangirl!
Obi: You lie!
Miranda: *reaches under couch and pulls Obi out by his hair, but he scampers back* Oh
for the love of cheese... *goes down and totally rips the entire couch off of the floor, picks
Obi up, and throws him on it* And stay there! *goes back to chair, sits down and
straightens skirt*
All: O.o
Gordo: Anywaays... Blade asked this *gets out tape recorder and Blade's voice comes out
of it because his throat is hurting today*
Blade's voice form the magical recorder: LOL!!! I almost fell of my chair from laughing!!!
That was SO STUPENDOUSLY FUNNY!!! *gasp wheeze hack cough*
Obi the cohost! Heee... Eherm. *clears throat* I have questions for Han! Surprisingly...
uh, Han dear, how do you feel being the only non-Jedi amongst a load of Force-sensitive
Skywalkers and their offspring? I mean, there's Luke, Mara, little Ben, your own kids
Jacen, Jaina, and Anakin... it's gotta feel pretty weird. *Gordo stops recorder*
Han: Oh, boy! It does! All these dylusional, crazy, whiny, ex-assain kids running around!
And some are mine! AND THEY ARE FORCE SENSITIVE! AHHHHHHHHH!
All: O.O
Lizzie: It's okay, Han... *hugs him*
Han: *sniffles*
Gordo: *starts recorder again*
Blade's voice: Also, I'd like to let you know that I have Boba Fett's head on a plate, if you
want it. I know he caused you a lot of grief.
And finally, what's it like, being frozen in carbonite?
Han: I would like that! *smiles* Frozen in carbonite...? Smells like the inside of a dead
ranchor.
Lizzie: That is just nasty! EW!
Han: I'm only being truthful. *shrugs*
Blades voice: To my dearest Kenobi-Wan: I'm sorry for scaring you! I didn't mean it,
really! I think you're cool, even when you're old... and dead... O.o Here, this might help
you. *tosses him 'Rabid Fangirl-B-Gone'* Also, one question for the new co-host... other
than Lizzie McGuire, which I'm sure you watch, being on Whit's show and all, what other
Disney channel shows do you watch?
Obi: It's okay. Dead? *turns to Whit* What does she mean?
Whit: It's a looooong story. You never knew it happened... *waves hand* ^^;
Obi: *raises eyebrows at Whit; shakes head and sighs* Thanks for the Rabid
Fangirl-B-Gone. It'll come in handy. I watch Boy Meets World! That is a lovely show.
All: B.M.W.? Lovely? O.o
Whit: Weeeirdnesss....
Han: She's doing it again! With the triple 's! AHHHHHHHH! *runs out*
Lizzie: No need to call Cool Critters R Us. He did not have anymore questions
anywhoops. O.o
Miranda: Weird.
Wicket: Yub.
Obi: Well, that's it for this edition of... Whatever this show's name is..
*At the same time*
Gordo: "What's on your mind!"
Whit: "My Show!"
Obi: Yeah, what they said. Hehe... Next guest is...
Miranda: Luke Skywalker!
Obi and Miranda: Bye, people! *both wave to camera*