Whit: Hiya peeps!
MoJo JoJo: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IMPROPER USE OF DIALECT!
Whit: Aw, shut it.
MoJo: NO!
Lizzie: Why is he talking in all caps?
MoJo: BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY I AM!
Gordo: Yeah yeah... *drags the screaming MoJo to "Cool Critters R Us"*
Miranda: O.O That was... Interesting...
Author Whit: I'M HYPER!!!!!
Lizzie and Obi: Eep! *hug eachother*
Gordo: *walks back in and looks shocked, ala "First Kiss"*
Lizzie: Gordo, you okay?
Gordo: Um, yeah, yeah....
Miranda: *gets that scary "I-know-what-you-did-last-February" look*
Obi: What did I do last February?
Miranda: *looks at him WITHOUT the scary look* What does that have to do with anything?
Obi: *shrugs* I dunno...
Whit: Before we waste anymore cheese-sponsered time, lets bring out our guest for today! WICKET!
Wicket: *toddles out, with Luke following him*
Mad Fangirls From Outside: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE IS WEARING BLACK OHMIGOSH!!!!!!
Miranda: Oh can it, creepos. *throws a dead tuna in their faces* *mutters* Almost cost me my musical career by blowing out my eardrums, why don't you...
Whit: Hiya, Luke!
Luke: O.O Where am I? Who am I...?
Obi: Oh for pity's sake...
Gordo: *mumbles* You steal my potential girlfriend AND my famous lines...
Obi: HUH?!
Gordo: Never mind!
Luke: *still rambling* What is a toothpick...? Why are they pointy...? Who are the muses...?
Miranda: Uhhh.... Lukie? *waves hand*
Luke: Oh, huh?
Miranda: You gots questions! And... Um... some comments. O.o
Luke: Oh, okay. Shoot.
Wicket: *gets out bow and arrow and aims*
Luke: NO! I meant her!
Wicket: *mutters obsceneties in Ewokish... O.o*
Miranda: Okay. Firstly from Alexa Wessner.... "what's his REAL gender?"
Luke: Oh my.... I am a male of course. Duh.
Miranda: Quite obvious. "What whent through his mind when he got a hair cut, what was he trying to copy his sister's buns, cuz he looks like a girl."
Luke: WHAT?! I DO NOT! Grrr....
Whit: NO ANGER! Anger, bad. Coke, good...
All: O.o
Whit: Uh, sorry... ^^ Anywhoops... Umm...Alexa asked some more.... Very interesting questions O.o Some would raise the rating of this show, though, so y'know. Sorry. ^^; But she obviously does not like you... *hands Luke the list of questions*
Luke: Umm....
3. I'm not
4. No and no
5.NO!
6.What do you think?
7.No... That is physically impossible. O.O
8.....
9. I dunno
10. No, sorry.
Whit: *takes back list and shakes head* Okay... QueenSmithy asks Obi this...
Luke: Obi? As in Obi-Wan Keonobi?
ObI: Yeah, Luke.
Luke: OHMIGOSH!!!
Obi: Yeah, yeah.... Stop looking so shocked, Luke. Your face may get stuck that way.
Whit: Anywhoops she says "In my Harry Potter cross-over fic, Obi turns evil, sending Anakin to a strict Bulgarian wizard school (long story if you have't read the fic)...but has Obi ever considered a career change, maybe to become a sith lord? Any evil thoughts ever crossed his mind? Like maybe blowing up star-systems, taking over Coruscant, etc...?"
Obi: No. Although I do look quite nice in black, ne? *motions to outfit*
Rabid Fangirls Watching On TV: *drool*
Obi: O.O; Ummm... Luke, she asks ": Don't you feel strange being called Luke in a galaxy full of people with really bizzare and occaisonally daft names?"
Luke: Well, now that you mention it, yeah! I mean we have Han and Leia.... Who names their child Leia anyways?
Obi: Your insane mother.
Padme from backstage: I HEARD THAT!
Obi: Eeep... O.O;
Gordo: QueenSmithy asks this also... For all of us... "Where are all the baby pigeons? You see baby sparrows and baby black birds, but ever ever baby pigoens. Is it a conspiracy? Are the pigeons we see in fact the babies, and adult pigeons about 6ft tall and invisible? I need to know!?!?!?!?
Thanks!"
Miranda: OH YEAH! CONSPIRACY IS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!! THE GOVERNMENT!
Obi: You do realize you need professional help, right?
Gordo: I have been saying that for ten years....
Lizzie: Awww.... Baby pigeons! How cute! ^_^
Wicket: Yub!
Whit: *pokes head from under couch: Conspiracy...?
Luke: Pigeons...? What the heck?
Whit: These! *holds out regular dictionary*
Luke: Odd things...
Lizzie: Like, duh!
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare has "a load of questions" for Luke, starting with "How does it feel being the offspring of a whiny, bratty, good-for-nothing loser?"
Luke: I'm proud I did not inherit his traits! ^_^
Gordo: "Why were you so whiny in Episode IV?"
Luke: ....I just said I am not whiny... -_-
Miranda: "Do you miss Ben? Do you know the co-host is Ben the younger?"
Luke: Yes and yes! He did not tell me himself, the meany!
Obi: Oh, shut it blondie.
Lizzie: "I think it's so cute you named your son Ben!! Ok, that was more of a comment than a question, but... oh well."
Luke: It was the only name Mara and I agreed on. Her relatives were all named names I liked... "No no no! My cousin's stepsister's aunt's brother is named Warrick!"
Whit: "What's your opinion on cloning?"
Luke: It's fun! See? *motions to his army of "Lukeplicates"
All: O.o
Rabid fangirls: OHMIGOSH!!!!! *break past security and each take on Lukeplicate for themselves*
Luke: O.O
Security:* drag fangirls out, whom of which are doing inappropriate things with each of their Lukeplicates...*
Whit: EWWWWW! EDIT THAT OUT! THAT IS JUST SICK AND WRONG!!!!!!!!!
Editor: Yes ma'am! *edit quickly*
Lizzie: "Your lightsaber dueling rocks. Did you know that?"
Luke: Why, thank you! I was taught by the best.
Obi: Thanks!
Luke: No, not you. Your older self!
Obi: I'll get you for saying that. "When your sister kissed you, was it icky?" LEIA KISSED YOU?! WAS SHE POSESSED?!
Luke: Aw, shuddup, shorty. And no... I was embaressed though. *blushes madly*
Obi: "Are you familiar with the song "Yoda"?" Yoda has a song?
Luke: Yeah! It rules!
Whit: "What did that glop Yoda fed you in Episode V taste like?" That junk looked nasty...
Luke: Basically what she said... But it tasted the same way.
Whit: "Are you gonna kick booty when you're dead like Obi-Wan does?"
Luke: Fuzzy, yeah! ^_^
Whit: "And one for Obi-Kenobi.... Did you know your hairstyle is called a 'mullet'? Did you know that's really a creepy 80's thing?"
Obi: My hair is a fish??
Whit: Mullet are good. They are bait and they taste pretty good too. ^^
Miranda: Venus725 asks "1. you know, your hair makes you look like a girl, and it scares me..."
Luke: It does not look lie a girl... -_-
Miranda: "2. why were you so whiny in the beginning, and then cool in the end?"
Luke: I matured over time! Yay me!
Whit: "3. what does getting electric lightning bolt thingies from a wacko emperor that happens to like pi- oops, i mean "coral" colored thongs feel like?"
Luke: I though Palpatine liked pink.
Whit: WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT COLOR!
Luke: Eep... *cowers*
Miranda: Great. Now you've done it, whiny-boy.
Luke: *sniffles*
Whit: *kicks in wall... as in literally, through it. O.o* *growl* "4. do you like cheese? bananas? i hate bananas, but i like cheese. and eggs."
Luke: *still cowering* No.
Gordo: Whit, calm down. Or I will make Mommy shrink you.
Whit: *glare*
Gordo: *glares back*
All: *watch*
Whit: *deep breath* Okay. I will calm down. Venus also says "1. obi, i am NOT a rabid fangirl, believe me...i just think you are the best star wars charcter ever...even better then your sometimes annoying although very fine apprentice. i know you can't marry me (sadly) so...will you take me out on a date? please? i swear to god i'm not ugly!!! please? i'm NOT a rabid fangirl!!! i'm 5 '5", tan, with dark, wavy brown hair, and i won't get on your nerves. please? i can change the ways of the star wars plot...i have connections...you just might be able to love..."
Obi: Oh dear... O.O;
Lizzie: "2. will you sing for me, or sing come what may with me? i have proof *holds out copy of moulin rouge, puts it in and begins to drool as we see obi/christian singing come what may*" You sing?
Obi: It was a long time ago. *cough*
Miranda: Suuuure... She gives you chocolate chunk cookies.
Obi: *eats a cookie* Mmm... Thanks! *hugs Venus*
Luke: Now why do I not get cookies?
Miranda: *gives him a Kudos M&M's bar* Here. They're good.
Luke: *looks it over* Thanks. *eats it* Mmm....
Gordo: "4. was ani annoying to you more when you were training him, or when you first met and he was little?"
Obi: BOTH! Creepy little "Yippie!" kid... Ugh.
Gordo: She said you and Yoda fight well and "tell him that even though he's green, he's cute, as in like teddy bear cute...horrified look, NOT the other way!"
Obi: Okay.
Luke: May I leave?
Whit: NO!
Miranda: "6. you were cool no matter what, quoting blade malfoy celebare, and your beard is sexy, although i liked your shaven face better."
Obi: I am now very disturbed...
Luke: They thought you were sexy when you were DEAD?! THAT IS JUST SO SICK!
Whit: *whacks him with a tuna* NO INSULTING THE REVIEWERS!
Gordo: "7. don't be scared of blade malfoy celebare, her talkshow is cool! and so is this one, and so is anakinsonlyangels! i could go on, and on, and on..."
Obi: I'm not scared of her... I think she is very funny, actually. And talented and pretty a-
Miranda: Sounds like you like her. *rubs hands together menicingly*
Obi: *snaps out of it* Do not! *blushes*
Miranda: Suuuure... "8. i'll be your friend, even if you decide to take me on a date...*pleading look*
Obi: I need a friend.
Lizzie: "9. will you teach me the ways of the force? i'm not as annoying as ani and luke, plus i'm a girl, and we all know teenage girls mature faster then teenage boys, *coughanakincoughlukecough* and were smarter." Amen to that...
Obi: I can't have another apprentice. Sorry.
Lizize: "10. if you were asked to go to the dark side (he was, wasn't he...but it wasn't direct enough, cause doo- tyrannus was pretending to be good...)would you? *yells, PLEASE SAY NO!!!!*"
Obi: Of course not!
Whit: That is the last of the questions.
Luke: *smiles madly* That means I can go now?
Whit: Yes. Leave.
Luke: YAY!! *skips off stage... and is attacked by rabid fangirl with their Lukeplicates*
Miranda: That was... Weird. Anywhoops! Next guest is...
Wicket: Leia!
All: Bye, peeps!
MoJo JoJo: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR IMPROPER USE OF DIALECT!
Whit: Aw, shut it.
MoJo: NO!
Lizzie: Why is he talking in all caps?
MoJo: BECAUSE THAT IS THE WAY I AM!
Gordo: Yeah yeah... *drags the screaming MoJo to "Cool Critters R Us"*
Miranda: O.O That was... Interesting...
Author Whit: I'M HYPER!!!!!
Lizzie and Obi: Eep! *hug eachother*
Gordo: *walks back in and looks shocked, ala "First Kiss"*
Lizzie: Gordo, you okay?
Gordo: Um, yeah, yeah....
Miranda: *gets that scary "I-know-what-you-did-last-February" look*
Obi: What did I do last February?
Miranda: *looks at him WITHOUT the scary look* What does that have to do with anything?
Obi: *shrugs* I dunno...
Whit: Before we waste anymore cheese-sponsered time, lets bring out our guest for today! WICKET!
Wicket: *toddles out, with Luke following him*
Mad Fangirls From Outside: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE IS WEARING BLACK OHMIGOSH!!!!!!
Miranda: Oh can it, creepos. *throws a dead tuna in their faces* *mutters* Almost cost me my musical career by blowing out my eardrums, why don't you...
Whit: Hiya, Luke!
Luke: O.O Where am I? Who am I...?
Obi: Oh for pity's sake...
Gordo: *mumbles* You steal my potential girlfriend AND my famous lines...
Obi: HUH?!
Gordo: Never mind!
Luke: *still rambling* What is a toothpick...? Why are they pointy...? Who are the muses...?
Miranda: Uhhh.... Lukie? *waves hand*
Luke: Oh, huh?
Miranda: You gots questions! And... Um... some comments. O.o
Luke: Oh, okay. Shoot.
Wicket: *gets out bow and arrow and aims*
Luke: NO! I meant her!
Wicket: *mutters obsceneties in Ewokish... O.o*
Miranda: Okay. Firstly from Alexa Wessner.... "what's his REAL gender?"
Luke: Oh my.... I am a male of course. Duh.
Miranda: Quite obvious. "What whent through his mind when he got a hair cut, what was he trying to copy his sister's buns, cuz he looks like a girl."
Luke: WHAT?! I DO NOT! Grrr....
Whit: NO ANGER! Anger, bad. Coke, good...
All: O.o
Whit: Uh, sorry... ^^ Anywhoops... Umm...Alexa asked some more.... Very interesting questions O.o Some would raise the rating of this show, though, so y'know. Sorry. ^^; But she obviously does not like you... *hands Luke the list of questions*
Luke: Umm....
3. I'm not
4. No and no
5.NO!
6.What do you think?
7.No... That is physically impossible. O.O
8.....
9. I dunno
10. No, sorry.
Whit: *takes back list and shakes head* Okay... QueenSmithy asks Obi this...
Luke: Obi? As in Obi-Wan Keonobi?
ObI: Yeah, Luke.
Luke: OHMIGOSH!!!
Obi: Yeah, yeah.... Stop looking so shocked, Luke. Your face may get stuck that way.
Whit: Anywhoops she says "In my Harry Potter cross-over fic, Obi turns evil, sending Anakin to a strict Bulgarian wizard school (long story if you have't read the fic)...but has Obi ever considered a career change, maybe to become a sith lord? Any evil thoughts ever crossed his mind? Like maybe blowing up star-systems, taking over Coruscant, etc...?"
Obi: No. Although I do look quite nice in black, ne? *motions to outfit*
Rabid Fangirls Watching On TV: *drool*
Obi: O.O; Ummm... Luke, she asks ": Don't you feel strange being called Luke in a galaxy full of people with really bizzare and occaisonally daft names?"
Luke: Well, now that you mention it, yeah! I mean we have Han and Leia.... Who names their child Leia anyways?
Obi: Your insane mother.
Padme from backstage: I HEARD THAT!
Obi: Eeep... O.O;
Gordo: QueenSmithy asks this also... For all of us... "Where are all the baby pigeons? You see baby sparrows and baby black birds, but ever ever baby pigoens. Is it a conspiracy? Are the pigeons we see in fact the babies, and adult pigeons about 6ft tall and invisible? I need to know!?!?!?!?
Thanks!"
Miranda: OH YEAH! CONSPIRACY IS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!!!! THE GOVERNMENT!
Obi: You do realize you need professional help, right?
Gordo: I have been saying that for ten years....
Lizzie: Awww.... Baby pigeons! How cute! ^_^
Wicket: Yub!
Whit: *pokes head from under couch: Conspiracy...?
Luke: Pigeons...? What the heck?
Whit: These! *holds out regular dictionary*
Luke: Odd things...
Lizzie: Like, duh!
Gordo: Blade Malfoy Celebare has "a load of questions" for Luke, starting with "How does it feel being the offspring of a whiny, bratty, good-for-nothing loser?"
Luke: I'm proud I did not inherit his traits! ^_^
Gordo: "Why were you so whiny in Episode IV?"
Luke: ....I just said I am not whiny... -_-
Miranda: "Do you miss Ben? Do you know the co-host is Ben the younger?"
Luke: Yes and yes! He did not tell me himself, the meany!
Obi: Oh, shut it blondie.
Lizzie: "I think it's so cute you named your son Ben!! Ok, that was more of a comment than a question, but... oh well."
Luke: It was the only name Mara and I agreed on. Her relatives were all named names I liked... "No no no! My cousin's stepsister's aunt's brother is named Warrick!"
Whit: "What's your opinion on cloning?"
Luke: It's fun! See? *motions to his army of "Lukeplicates"
All: O.o
Rabid fangirls: OHMIGOSH!!!!! *break past security and each take on Lukeplicate for themselves*
Luke: O.O
Security:* drag fangirls out, whom of which are doing inappropriate things with each of their Lukeplicates...*
Whit: EWWWWW! EDIT THAT OUT! THAT IS JUST SICK AND WRONG!!!!!!!!!
Editor: Yes ma'am! *edit quickly*
Lizzie: "Your lightsaber dueling rocks. Did you know that?"
Luke: Why, thank you! I was taught by the best.
Obi: Thanks!
Luke: No, not you. Your older self!
Obi: I'll get you for saying that. "When your sister kissed you, was it icky?" LEIA KISSED YOU?! WAS SHE POSESSED?!
Luke: Aw, shuddup, shorty. And no... I was embaressed though. *blushes madly*
Obi: "Are you familiar with the song "Yoda"?" Yoda has a song?
Luke: Yeah! It rules!
Whit: "What did that glop Yoda fed you in Episode V taste like?" That junk looked nasty...
Luke: Basically what she said... But it tasted the same way.
Whit: "Are you gonna kick booty when you're dead like Obi-Wan does?"
Luke: Fuzzy, yeah! ^_^
Whit: "And one for Obi-Kenobi.... Did you know your hairstyle is called a 'mullet'? Did you know that's really a creepy 80's thing?"
Obi: My hair is a fish??
Whit: Mullet are good. They are bait and they taste pretty good too. ^^
Miranda: Venus725 asks "1. you know, your hair makes you look like a girl, and it scares me..."
Luke: It does not look lie a girl... -_-
Miranda: "2. why were you so whiny in the beginning, and then cool in the end?"
Luke: I matured over time! Yay me!
Whit: "3. what does getting electric lightning bolt thingies from a wacko emperor that happens to like pi- oops, i mean "coral" colored thongs feel like?"
Luke: I though Palpatine liked pink.
Whit: WHAT?!?! HOW DARE YOU MENTION THAT COLOR!
Luke: Eep... *cowers*
Miranda: Great. Now you've done it, whiny-boy.
Luke: *sniffles*
Whit: *kicks in wall... as in literally, through it. O.o* *growl* "4. do you like cheese? bananas? i hate bananas, but i like cheese. and eggs."
Luke: *still cowering* No.
Gordo: Whit, calm down. Or I will make Mommy shrink you.
Whit: *glare*
Gordo: *glares back*
All: *watch*
Whit: *deep breath* Okay. I will calm down. Venus also says "1. obi, i am NOT a rabid fangirl, believe me...i just think you are the best star wars charcter ever...even better then your sometimes annoying although very fine apprentice. i know you can't marry me (sadly) so...will you take me out on a date? please? i swear to god i'm not ugly!!! please? i'm NOT a rabid fangirl!!! i'm 5 '5", tan, with dark, wavy brown hair, and i won't get on your nerves. please? i can change the ways of the star wars plot...i have connections...you just might be able to love..."
Obi: Oh dear... O.O;
Lizzie: "2. will you sing for me, or sing come what may with me? i have proof *holds out copy of moulin rouge, puts it in and begins to drool as we see obi/christian singing come what may*" You sing?
Obi: It was a long time ago. *cough*
Miranda: Suuuure... She gives you chocolate chunk cookies.
Obi: *eats a cookie* Mmm... Thanks! *hugs Venus*
Luke: Now why do I not get cookies?
Miranda: *gives him a Kudos M&M's bar* Here. They're good.
Luke: *looks it over* Thanks. *eats it* Mmm....
Gordo: "4. was ani annoying to you more when you were training him, or when you first met and he was little?"
Obi: BOTH! Creepy little "Yippie!" kid... Ugh.
Gordo: She said you and Yoda fight well and "tell him that even though he's green, he's cute, as in like teddy bear cute...horrified look, NOT the other way!"
Obi: Okay.
Luke: May I leave?
Whit: NO!
Miranda: "6. you were cool no matter what, quoting blade malfoy celebare, and your beard is sexy, although i liked your shaven face better."
Obi: I am now very disturbed...
Luke: They thought you were sexy when you were DEAD?! THAT IS JUST SO SICK!
Whit: *whacks him with a tuna* NO INSULTING THE REVIEWERS!
Gordo: "7. don't be scared of blade malfoy celebare, her talkshow is cool! and so is this one, and so is anakinsonlyangels! i could go on, and on, and on..."
Obi: I'm not scared of her... I think she is very funny, actually. And talented and pretty a-
Miranda: Sounds like you like her. *rubs hands together menicingly*
Obi: *snaps out of it* Do not! *blushes*
Miranda: Suuuure... "8. i'll be your friend, even if you decide to take me on a date...*pleading look*
Obi: I need a friend.
Lizzie: "9. will you teach me the ways of the force? i'm not as annoying as ani and luke, plus i'm a girl, and we all know teenage girls mature faster then teenage boys, *coughanakincoughlukecough* and were smarter." Amen to that...
Obi: I can't have another apprentice. Sorry.
Lizize: "10. if you were asked to go to the dark side (he was, wasn't he...but it wasn't direct enough, cause doo- tyrannus was pretending to be good...)would you? *yells, PLEASE SAY NO!!!!*"
Obi: Of course not!
Whit: That is the last of the questions.
Luke: *smiles madly* That means I can go now?
Whit: Yes. Leave.
Luke: YAY!! *skips off stage... and is attacked by rabid fangirl with their Lukeplicates*
Miranda: That was... Weird. Anywhoops! Next guest is...
Wicket: Leia!
All: Bye, peeps!