OK, first of all, sorry that this isn't an actual update. Its an author- note. Duh. You might notice that due to lack of actual plot-lines (which don't occur in my stories anyway) or more importantly characters.

Now, secondly - thanks for the reviews, I wasn't actually intending on going any further on with the story but now I'm trying to think up a new chapter and that's where I need your help.

I can't think of how to make this capture by the orcs funny. Any suggestions or any more funny things that I can say about the characters would be greatly appreciated. I've got a couple more about Legolas and some about Sauron but I'm stuck on how to make the story still funny without it turning into angst (cause going from humour to angst would just suck).

And thirdly, I apologise for anything that I say about your favourite character which you might take as offensive. And I'm not a homophobic. Just letting you know. I have nothing against gay people, its just funny to think of the fellowship calling each other that and their reactions.

Also, this fic is never going to go above the rating PG-13, so if you do want some action in it, look elsewhere~!

And personally, my fave character is Aragorn, I'm one of those girls that go for the strong, silent, greasy-hair, wild-look guy. But hey! Each to their own taste.

Um, and there will be spoilers in it too (having done everything to do with LOTR I'm using my knowledge evilly).

So sit back and enjoy this (at the moment) non-existing story.

Oh, and review.