SelenityPotter crouches in the darkest corner of an obliete.

(Whispering) Shhhhh...Jareth doesn't know that I'm down here.
One little prank and he gets his tights in a knot. All I did
was put a little hair dye in his shampoo, conditioner, hair
gel... well, you get the picture. Besides, that's what he gets
for yelling at me. EEEEEk!!!!!

(SelenityPotter spins around and comes face to face with Jareth)
Um... Hi?

Jareth: (Evil smirk on his face) Now I found you, and now I am
going to toss you head first into the Bog...

SelenityPotter: Of Eternal Stench, yeah, I know the line. Just
don't look in the mirror. (SelenityPotter vanishes in a puff of
red smoke)

(Jareth conjors mirror and sees his hair is still pink and he has
clown make-up on, complete with squeaky red nose)

SELENITYPOTTER, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
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Raven and Sarah sat cross legged on the floor of Sarah's bedroom.
"So let me get this strait," Raven said, giving Sarah a strange
look, "You wished Toby away, met the Goblin King, had to go to this
place called the Underground and solve the Labyrinth to rescue him
from being turned into a Goblin and fell in love with said Goblin
King. And to top it off, you told him he had no power over you and
now you want to get him to come here so you can tell him how much you
love him. Did I leave anything out?" Sarah groaned and burried her
face in her hands.

"Nope, didn't leave out a thing Rave, other than my pathetic attempt
to get his attention..."

"Pathetic!!! Girl, you only finished that painting today, give it a
little time. Besides...all else fails I could wish for the goblins to
come and take you away, hmmmmm that could be interesting"

"If you did that, I might just have to kill you. Besides, knowing you,
you would get one of your crushes on him and then we might have blood
shed over who gets him." Raven laughed. "Besides Rave, it has been
six months, six days, 10 hours, and 14 minutes since I have seen him last.

"Not that you're counting. Sarah, either we need to get him over here soon
or you need to get a boyfriend. Next thing you know you will be counting
seconds!!!!"

"15 minutes and 37 seconds." Raven groaned and flopped back on the floor,
her arms covering her face.

Jareth grinned slightly. So, Sarah wanted to tell him that she was in
love with him. What an interesting turn of events. Maybe he should
take advantage of this...

(AN: To stop here, or not to stop here, that is the question... *Various
object are thrown at SelenityPotter, including and unabridged version of
War and Peace* Alright, alright, I won't stop here. Sheesh, abuse the
author why don't you...)

Sarah had finally managed to get Raven out of her house. Raven had been
trying to convince her that a party with lots of cute guys would be the
perfect way to get Jareth over there. "I mean seriously," she had said,
"What kind of guy would he be to sit there while you have guys fawning all
over you?" At this Sarah had groaned and threw a pillow hat her. "Fine,
if you are going to be that way Sar. You really should be nicer to people
who are trying to help you. You take too many things for granted." Sarah
gave Raven a strange look and started an all out tickle attack upon her.
"Now you are sounding like Hoggle!" Both girls had ended up in a tangled
heap of limbs on the floor, laughing hysterically. Sarah had then managed
to get Raven out of the house. Glancing at the clock and seeing that it was
quite late, Sarah decided that going to bed would be her best bet. After
all, she needed to be wide awake to deal with Jareth.

Jareth grinned at the sight of Sarah curled up in her bed asleep. She
looked so innocent, so child like. 'Too bad she isn't like that while
she is awake...' he thought ruefully. The crystal resting on Jareth's
gloved fingertips popped like a bubble. Dissapearing in a shower of
glitter, Jareth appeared in Sarah's living room. All traces of Sarah's
painting had dissapeared except for the painting itself resting on the
easel. Leaning in to examine it closely for the first time, Jareth was
surprised at Sarah's skill. It was a life-like depiction of the ball-
room. Inside of a crystal none the less. A smug smirk crossed his face.
So apparently she didn't hate him as much as she had protrayed in his
labyrinth. There was a shuffling noise behind him and Jareth spun
around. "Hello Jareth..." Sarah was looking at him with a look of
smug pride. A look that had mirrored his own a few minutes ago.
"I thought you weren't going to come here or speak to me?"
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(Evil laughter) I know, kind of short, but you love me anyway. Anyway,
Jareth and I have called a truce. I don't embarras him too much, and he
quits trying to toss me in the Bog.

Jareth: We did no such thing! You said if I didn't stop you would make the
changes in front of Sarah!

SelenityPotter: (ignoring his royal tightness) Anyway, here is chapter 6.
Review or I may have to torture poor Jareth some more. This time I was thinking
Rocky Horror Picture Show...