I have been told that the last chapter was cheesy. I also have been told
that is was great. Ah well, let's see what you guys think after this one.
Jareth: Selenity...what are you planning on doing with me in this chapter?
Me...do something to you? Never. I am a perfect angel when it comes to you
Jareth. Can't you see the Halo?
Jareth: Yeah, sure I can see the halo. Held up by the devil horns!
Jareth, go play, I have a chapter to write. Anyway, me no own Labyrinth.
If I did I have more money, but I don't So don't sue me!
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Jareth felt the sheild Raven put up snap closed. He was unable to leave!
Producing a crystal, Jareth threw it at the front door. The crystal bounced
off of something unseen about six inches away from the door. "Damn," he
muttered. When he found out who did this, he was going to send imps to torment
them for the rest of their days! Sarah looked at where the crystal had bounced
and an evil smile began to grow on her face. Jareth rounded on Sarah. "Please
tell me you did NOT just trap me here. So help me Sarah, if you did I'm going
to..."
"Going to what Jareth? Going to blast me into next week? I don't think so.
Raven gave me something to help keep you in line." Jareth glowered at her
for a few moments.
'To blast Sarah, or not to blast Sarah. That is the question.' *I wouldn't do
that if I were you.* 'Who asked you?' *Well, if Raven is the one who put up these
sheilds, then whatever she gave to Sarah to keep you in line might not be a good
thing to mess with.* 'I don't care!' A crystal started to dance accross his hands
and he threw it at Sarah. However, Sarah had expected this and stepped through the
kitchen doorway, just through the sheilds. The crystal bounced again and Jareth
started swearing quite fluently.
"Now, now Jareth. You really should learn to control that temper." Sarah pulled
the iron band from under her shirt sleeve. "Do you know what this is Jareth?"
Jareth eyed the band apprehensivly before he paled.
"Iron! Sarah, please don't bring that near me." Jareth sent her a pleading look.
Sarah sighed and placed the band back on her arm under her sleeve.
"Jareth, all I really want to do is talk to you. Why do you have to be so damned
difficult!" Sarah looked at him with a tired look in her eyes. "If you had stuck
around last night, I wouldn't have to resort to holding you hostage to tell you that
I care about you. But no, you had to dissapear and leave me alone to think of
something to get your attention! Well, now you can just sit here!" Sarah stormed
upstairs to her room, slamming the door after her. Jareth groaned and thumped his
head against the sheild surrounding the room.
Once again Sarah was draped over her bed, Raven on the other end of the phone line.
"So now I have him trapped in my living room and I don't know what to do with him."
"WHAT! YOU PUT ME THROUGH THE MOST EXHAUSTING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU TRAP
YOUR *LOVE* AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM!" Sarah held the phone away
from here ear during Raven's tirade.
"Rave, calm down..."
"I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR SORRY
ASS INTO NEXT WEEK!" With that the phone went dead.
"Oh shit," Sarah muttered, "I'm a dead woman."
*10 minutes later*
Raven pounded on Sarah's front door. "Sarah, when I get my hands on you..."
"Raven, calm down. Please? I just might let you in if you do..."
"CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Raven, please? Besides, now you can see the Goblin King..." Raven paused in her
attempt to break down the door.
"Really?"
"Yes, and I wasn't kidding about the tight pants."
"Alright girl, but if he isn't worth it I am going to kick your ass!" Sarah sighed
in relief as she unbolted the door and let her best friend into the house.
"Don't worry Rave, he is definetly easy on the eyes." Jareth raised his eyebrow in
surprise. Raven burst into the room, blonde hair flying and her jaw hitting the
floor.
"Oh my..." Sarah grinned impishly at Raven. "Oh my, oh my, oh my. Some one pinch
me I am having a dream!"
"Jareth, meet my friend Raven. Rave, this is Jareth, the Goblin King." Raven walked
around Jareth like a cat stalking its prey. Then turning she walked back to Sarah.
"Well, your Goblin King has saved your sorry butt from getting pulverized. So," she
looked around, pretending to see if they were alone. Leaning forward she wispered to
Sarah, loud enough for Jareth to hear, "Do you think he stuffs those pants?" Sarah
and Jareth both turned a bright red before Sarah and Raven collapsed into helpless
laughter.
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Jareth: (blushing madly) HOW CAN YOU ASK THAT!
Ask what dear? If you stuff those tights of yours? Come now, that is on of the great
questions of the universe. All of the lady readers have wondered that at least once.
Jareth: But still! That is no reason to ask if I stuff. It is humiliating!
Humility is good for you Jareth. You need a good dose of it every now and then.
Kay peoples, you read, now you get to review. Yes this story has a point, I just
haven't gotten to it yet! Now let me know how I am doing!
that is was great. Ah well, let's see what you guys think after this one.
Jareth: Selenity...what are you planning on doing with me in this chapter?
Me...do something to you? Never. I am a perfect angel when it comes to you
Jareth. Can't you see the Halo?
Jareth: Yeah, sure I can see the halo. Held up by the devil horns!
Jareth, go play, I have a chapter to write. Anyway, me no own Labyrinth.
If I did I have more money, but I don't So don't sue me!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jareth felt the sheild Raven put up snap closed. He was unable to leave!
Producing a crystal, Jareth threw it at the front door. The crystal bounced
off of something unseen about six inches away from the door. "Damn," he
muttered. When he found out who did this, he was going to send imps to torment
them for the rest of their days! Sarah looked at where the crystal had bounced
and an evil smile began to grow on her face. Jareth rounded on Sarah. "Please
tell me you did NOT just trap me here. So help me Sarah, if you did I'm going
to..."
"Going to what Jareth? Going to blast me into next week? I don't think so.
Raven gave me something to help keep you in line." Jareth glowered at her
for a few moments.
'To blast Sarah, or not to blast Sarah. That is the question.' *I wouldn't do
that if I were you.* 'Who asked you?' *Well, if Raven is the one who put up these
sheilds, then whatever she gave to Sarah to keep you in line might not be a good
thing to mess with.* 'I don't care!' A crystal started to dance accross his hands
and he threw it at Sarah. However, Sarah had expected this and stepped through the
kitchen doorway, just through the sheilds. The crystal bounced again and Jareth
started swearing quite fluently.
"Now, now Jareth. You really should learn to control that temper." Sarah pulled
the iron band from under her shirt sleeve. "Do you know what this is Jareth?"
Jareth eyed the band apprehensivly before he paled.
"Iron! Sarah, please don't bring that near me." Jareth sent her a pleading look.
Sarah sighed and placed the band back on her arm under her sleeve.
"Jareth, all I really want to do is talk to you. Why do you have to be so damned
difficult!" Sarah looked at him with a tired look in her eyes. "If you had stuck
around last night, I wouldn't have to resort to holding you hostage to tell you that
I care about you. But no, you had to dissapear and leave me alone to think of
something to get your attention! Well, now you can just sit here!" Sarah stormed
upstairs to her room, slamming the door after her. Jareth groaned and thumped his
head against the sheild surrounding the room.
Once again Sarah was draped over her bed, Raven on the other end of the phone line.
"So now I have him trapped in my living room and I don't know what to do with him."
"WHAT! YOU PUT ME THROUGH THE MOST EXHAUSTING EXPERIENCE OF MY LIFE TO HELP YOU TRAP
YOUR *LOVE* AND NOW YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM!" Sarah held the phone away
from here ear during Raven's tirade.
"Rave, calm down..."
"I AM NOT GOING TO CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO COME OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR SORRY
ASS INTO NEXT WEEK!" With that the phone went dead.
"Oh shit," Sarah muttered, "I'm a dead woman."
*10 minutes later*
Raven pounded on Sarah's front door. "Sarah, when I get my hands on you..."
"Raven, calm down. Please? I just might let you in if you do..."
"CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN! I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Raven, please? Besides, now you can see the Goblin King..." Raven paused in her
attempt to break down the door.
"Really?"
"Yes, and I wasn't kidding about the tight pants."
"Alright girl, but if he isn't worth it I am going to kick your ass!" Sarah sighed
in relief as she unbolted the door and let her best friend into the house.
"Don't worry Rave, he is definetly easy on the eyes." Jareth raised his eyebrow in
surprise. Raven burst into the room, blonde hair flying and her jaw hitting the
floor.
"Oh my..." Sarah grinned impishly at Raven. "Oh my, oh my, oh my. Some one pinch
me I am having a dream!"
"Jareth, meet my friend Raven. Rave, this is Jareth, the Goblin King." Raven walked
around Jareth like a cat stalking its prey. Then turning she walked back to Sarah.
"Well, your Goblin King has saved your sorry butt from getting pulverized. So," she
looked around, pretending to see if they were alone. Leaning forward she wispered to
Sarah, loud enough for Jareth to hear, "Do you think he stuffs those pants?" Sarah
and Jareth both turned a bright red before Sarah and Raven collapsed into helpless
laughter.
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Jareth: (blushing madly) HOW CAN YOU ASK THAT!
Ask what dear? If you stuff those tights of yours? Come now, that is on of the great
questions of the universe. All of the lady readers have wondered that at least once.
Jareth: But still! That is no reason to ask if I stuff. It is humiliating!
Humility is good for you Jareth. You need a good dose of it every now and then.
Kay peoples, you read, now you get to review. Yes this story has a point, I just
haven't gotten to it yet! Now let me know how I am doing!