The Real Me

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A/N: Wow!! I got SO much positive feedback from chapter 9! I am feeling SO loved!! I guess my character 'Emma' was a hit. Now before I go on blithering I would like to thank the people who reviewed chapters 8 & 9. (I think I thanked people from chapter 7 but I don't know cause I don't have it saved on this computer.anyway..)

Thanks Too..

Amo il ragazzo, Mione G, Queen of Fluff, Bethany, ~*~Me~*~, alybaby529, Black Rein (Yes I sorta modeled her after me. she is kinda like me, attitude wise), HermioneG89, x52495, Erica, Ky, an anonymous reviewer, and last but not least, animegirl-mika.

Okay! Now that that is out of the way, I am proud to say that I think I know where THIS chapter at least is going.

So sit back, max and relax, and enjoy the show!!

PS: I read this ficlet by Strega Brava, I can't remember what it was called.Night at the movies or sumthing. it was written about the Hogwarts gang going to see the Philosophers Stone. Y'all have got to read it because I was pretty much falling out of my chair laughing! I loved it!! Note though, it was written BEFORE the movie came out so it is modeled after the book. But anyway read it! It is really cute!!

Last Time:

Fred pulled her up from her position on the ground. "Emma, this isn't your fault. Luscious Malfoy is a pure evil death eater. No One blames you."

Emma sniffed but calmed down. Draco looked menacing. "We have to find her!!" They all nodded, and went to the one eyed witch statue, opened the passage, and went to Hogsmede. Once they were there, they grabbed on to one another and apparated to the Malfoy Manor.

Emma started singing, "Oh..We're off to save Hermione! The wonderful Hermione.. uh what's her last name! From the evil evil evil clutches of Draco's dad!" Everyone glared at her. "Oh. not the time? Sorry." They walked in silence the rest of the way up to the mansion.

A/N: * Pats herself on the back * I just reread the end of chapter 9.. I really hope you guys found it as funny as I did.lol..Oh.Ok . back to the chapter.. Sorry to slow you down!!! * Feels like Kusko in Emporors new groove when he comes in and stops the movie. if you've seen it you know what I'm talking bout.. if you haven't. why haven't you? *

Chapter 10: Icky Icky Luscious

Luscious was advancing on Hermione at a ferocious pace. He was pulling of her clothing with ease. She was completely and utterly terrified, she was going to lose her virginity to this disgusting excuse for a man.

He licked his lips seductively. It was at this moment that a pounding was heard at the door. Luscious groaned, and pulled the curtains around the bed to hide Hermione. He summoned his clothing and muttered a spell that automatically dressed him in them.

He opened the door and snapped, "What fucking possible reason could you have for interrupting me??" He screamed at an unsuspecting house elf.

"M-m-m-m-m-y a-a-a-a-pologies m-m-m-m-m-m-r Malfoy. But the head of your master is in your fireplace and requesting your prescence." The little elf stammered, crouching against the opposite wall.

Luscious seemed to grow several inches. "Oh really. Well thank you.whatever your name is."

"Slinky sir." She said avoiding his gaze.

He glared at the little elf and said, "Get the hell out of my site you miserable piece of vermin!" Slinky ran faster than any house elf had ever run before.

Luscious walked swiftly to his office, blissfully unaware that his gorgeous blond son and a group of Weasley's, a Potter, and a girl named Emma were making there way to a secret entrance to the mansion, known only to Draco and his mother.

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"Draco.." Emma said, gently touching him on the shoulder. He jumped at her touch.

"Yeah?"

"Are you sure that only you and your mum know about this passage?"

"Positive."

"I find that hard to believe," George scoffed. Draco glared at the second half of the Weasley pair. "Sorry Malfoy, it's just that I would have thought that your father knew about every single part of this house."

"Yeah, well he doesn't George." Draco replied, searching for the trigger to the entrance.

"George," Ginny said, coming up to her older brother, "Leave Draco alone while he tries to find a way in."

"Yeah!" Fred said coming up to Ginny's other side. "Besides Gin, we all have something we can 'Chat' about while we are waiting. How about your little 'idea' that you might be pregnanf?"

"WHAT?!?!" Ron, Harry, and Draco said in unison.

"Keep looking Draco!" Ginny said nervously, "I wouldn't want to take your mind away from helping Hermione just because I have a feeling that I might be pregnant."

Draco nodded and turned back to the wall.

"What the hell are you talking about Ginny?? Your pregnant? By who?" Harry asked feeling slightly faint.

"I-I-I-I don't know. I never used protection in the heat of the moment." Ginny said, avoiding their eyes. "I know it's either Neville, Goyle, or you Harry. I haven't---"

She was cut off by Draco exclaiming in a whisper, "Here it is!!" He tapped 5 times on a little falcon on the rock design on the wall.

Suddenly a tunnel with a steep slope, and smooth, wet rock walls appeared in front of their eyes.

"Woah!" Emma said, staring in shock at the hole in the wall. "Can I go first??? It looks like fun!!"

"Emma!!!" Draco snapped, "This isn't supposed to be fun!!"

"I'm sorry Draco. It's just that I am having a hard time believing that this is anything but a dream. I have nothing to prove that it isn't something that my overactive imagination has just conjured up out of nothing. I understand that this is a serious matter. But. can someone please do something to show me that this is nothing but my subconscious?"

Fred, George, Ron, Harry, Ginny, and Draco all pinched her sharply on her arms. "Ouch!!! Geesh!! Didn't all have to show me at once!! Sheesh!"

"Happy now?" She nodded, "Good, now I'll slip down and check to make sure no one's down there." He started to prepare to go down. Suddenly, he had an afterthought, "Emms, you go first, that way I won't force these guys to listen to your mindless chatter without me to shut you up!"

"Hey!! It's not all mindless chatter!!" She said as a weak defence. But she gave in and climbed in front of Draco and slid down the slide. "Weeeeee!!!!" She screamed. She landed on.a naked girl? "OH MY GOD!!!" She screamed bloody murder.

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At this point Hermione was SO glad that Luscious had put a silencing charm on the room.

"Emms?" Hermione heard Draco's voice call down the shaft through which this girl had fallen.

"Yeah?" Grunted the blond lying on top of her as she tried to get off of her. "Hi! I don't believe we've met! My name's Emma! Umm. This may be kind of forward but. uhh. Why are you naked? .. And tied up?"

Emma looked around the room and found a silver silk sheet and threw it over Hermione. And just in the nick of time cause at that exact moment Draco came flying out of the tunnel and on to of Hermione.

"Mione!!" He cried, a wave of happiness surged over her. He covered her face with kisses.

"Ohhh. so you're the Hermione I've heard so much about." Emma said, off to one side of the room.

"Umm.Yeah I guess.Uh could someone help me here?"

"Ooops! Sorry!" Emma rushed forward, she swiftly pulled out her wand. "I'll try and get these stupid bindings off you. Oh, and in the meantime.." She muttered a quick spell that put a pair of jeans and a purple sweater on Hermione.

"Thanks Emma!" Hermione said smiling. "You guys have no idea how glad I am that you're here!!" She burst into tears.

Draco wrapped his arms around her quivering form. "Sssh he said, everything will be alright. Did he touch you? Did he.did he..did he?"

"No.luckily someone came to the door and Luscious left.for now. Now please hurry Emma and get me untied. I am in so much pain!!"

She muttered a spell that she hoped would untie her hands. Suddenly, Hermione's hands came flying off the posts of the bed. The ropes that had bound her feet had disappeared as well.

"Oh thank you!!" Hermione said, wrapping her arms around Draco's neck as he picked up her delicate body.

"I am just so glad I got here in time!" Draco said, kissing her passionately on the lips.

"Oh really? Well you won't be glad for long!" Said a greasy voice, somewhere near the door.

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A/N: Hope you liked it! I'll try and write another chapter soon. But you know what encourages me? REVIEWS!!

Love Emma