The Vampire Squirrel, Chapter 4

NOTE: Inuyasha and co. belong to Rumiko Takahashi, not me.  But the story is mine.  MINE!!!!!!  *Runs off laughing like an idiot while trying to come up with a sensible plot.  I SERIOUSLY NEED IDEAS FOR THE PLOT OF THIS STORY.  Please send in any suggestions!*

            The next morning, everyone woke up, the early morning sun shining brightly in their faces.

            "Ow…" complained Sango.  "This sun really hurts my eyes."

            "Same here." muttered Kagome.  "Hey………where'd the vampire squirrel go?"

            "It's gone?" asked Miroku.  "It's gone!  YAY!"

            "Yay, the vampire squirrel is gone!" said Inuyasha happily as he ate his ramen.

            "Shut up!" yelled Kagome.  "We must save the forest and find the squirrel!"

            "Look!  I found it!" Shippo exclaimed.  "And it's……oh no!  It's eating grass!!!!!!!"

            "Meanie." said the squirrel as Kagome picked it up.  "I wanna eat grass!"

            "No!  Eating grass is bad!"

            "Cows eat grass!"  (AN: I don't know how the vampire squirrel knows about cows in this feudal time period.  Or maybe they have some.  I don't know.  I've never seen any cows in the books.)

            "Cows don't make white patches in the grass that can't grow back!"

            "What about it's poop?"

            "It's poop is brown."

            "What about the white things in the poop?"

            "Ewww…………Go eat your carrot!"

            "I don't like carrots!"

            "Argh."

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Later, at lunch, the poor mistreated vampire squirrel runs around camp trying to find something to eat that isn't grass.

            "Kagome," said Inuyasha, who didn't want to be the victim of a dry ramen cup again, "Don't we have anything else to feed it?"

            "Uhh…..no?"

            "You do realize that despite your efforts, the squirrel has either been stealing the food we were eating or it has been eating grass, right?"

            "Yeah…." said Kagome with a sigh.

            "I don't like the squirrel.  It's getting really annoying." complained Shippo.  The squirrel, upon hearing this, turns and hops over to Kagome for defense.

            "I am not!" it said.

            "Yes you are!" said Shippo.

            "No I'm not!"

            "Yes you are!"

            "No I'm not!"

            "Yes you are!"

            "No I'm not!"

            "Yes you are!"

            "You know what?  Both of you are getting really annoying," said the Sango, Miroku, and Inuyasha.

            "I think they're actually kinda cute," commented Kagome.

            "I AM NOT!" both the vampire squirrel and Shippo said at the same time.  Then they turned to each other and pointed. "HE IS!"

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I need ideas!  Ideas ideas ideas!!!!!! Please don't hesitate to send it in if you have a GOOD idea for the plot of this story.  Right now, I seriously am stuck.  Send in any extra comments of encouragement or especially things I should improve.  And send in ideas for a plot.  Right now, I don't know where the story is going, and I need ideas for a plot!  They will be considered!  (Example: I used MysticalDreamer's idea of the vampire squirrel and Shippo fighting. -- There's my credit to him or her.  I'm not sure it turned out the way MysticalDreamer wanted it to be, but I tried!).  Send any ideas to my email.