If I Had A Million Silvers
Parody of "If I Had a Million Dollars" by Barenaked Ladies
By Reanna King
Yeah, it's an awful title. "Gold Pieces" didn't work and technically, it's "silver pieces," too, but I decided that if you can say "coppers" then you can say "silvers." If you still wanna gripe about it, fine. J/K! LoL. Anyway, hope this turns out good…

LINA: Gourry… I feel depressed.
GOURRY: (surprised) Why, Lina? What do you have to be depressed about?
LINA: I… I… I don't have… enough… GOLD!
GOURRY: (sweatdrops) I see. Well, Lina, it's not like you need—
LINA: Yes, you do, Gourry, money's what makes the world go round!
GOURRY: Well… I suppose. But what would you do if you had… say… a million silver pieces?
LINA: A million silver pieces? That's a good chunk of cash, Gourry. I don't know what I'd do…
GOURRY: (proudly) Well, I know exactly what I'd do!
LINA: You do? What?

(GOURRY BEGINS TO SING)
GOURRY: If I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers?
GOURRY: Well I'd buy you some food
LINA: You would buy me some food?
GOURRY: If I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: I'd buy you beverages with your food
LINA: Maybe some nice orange juice or alcohol?
GOURRY: And if I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well I'd buy you a white horse
LINA: It'd take me where I wanted to go!
GOURRY: If I had a million silvers, I'd buy your love

If I had a million silvers
I'd build a castle for our home
If I had a million silvers
It'd have lots of towers, flags and domes
If I had a million silvers
Maybe we could put a little chibi dragon in the moat
And, and we could just go in there and do stuff

LINA: Do stuff? Like what?
GOURRY: I don't know… doesn't matter, we'd be rich1
LINA: Yeah, I guess you're right!

GOURRY: If I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well, I'd buy you a new cape
LINA: I happen to be attached to this one.
GOURRY: And if I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well, I'd buy you an exotic pet
LINA: Really? Like a dragon or a brau demon? (GOURRY sweatdrops)
GOURRY: And if I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: I'd buy you some decent breast implants
LINA: FIREBALL!
(while Gourry recoves) And if he had a million silvers
He'd buy my love!

GOURRY:
If I had a million silvers
We wouldn't need to fight bandits no more
If I had a million silvers
We'd hire men to do it, let them get sore
And if I had a million silvers
We wouldn't have to fight evil
LINA: But we WOULD fight evil, but with more expensive weapons.
GOURRY: And the fanciest, most expensive armor.

GOURRY: If I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well, I'd buy you some new boots.
LINA: What's wrong with my boots?
GOURRY: And if I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well, I'd buy you dessert
LINA: Gourmet ice cream topped with strawberries!
GOURRY: If I had a million silvers
LINA: If you had a million silvers!
GOURRY: Well, I'd buy you a slug farm
LINA: Who said I wanted a slug farm?!
GOURRY: If I had a million silvers, I'd buy your love!

If I had a million silvers, If I had a million silvers,
If I had a million silvers, If I had a million silvers,
If I had a million silvers,
I'd be rich!

(spoken)
GOURRY: So, what do you say, Lina?
LINA: It's nice, except… I said I wanted GOLD, not silver! (THWACK)
GOURRY: At least I tried…