"GOTTA GET ME PLAIDED"

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To the tune of "Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones

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A/N: "Plaid", as a verb, is pronounced "Plade". It's a part of our kilt uniform that's pretty tricky to put on, so N4 wrote this song after a mad search for band parents.

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Seven, seven, seven, seven minutes to go

I gotta get me plaided

Nowhere to go 'cause no one knows

How to get me plaided

Put it on your shoulder

Flip it all around

Make a pretty knot

Don't let it touch the ground

How tight do you want it?

Make sure they can't breathe

Oh, no, oh oh, oh oh!

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Seven, seven, seven, seven minutes to go

I gotta get me plaided

Nowhere to go 'cause no one knows

How to get me plaided

Hurry, hurry, hurry

'Cause we gotta move

Pin it to their shoulder

Stick the needle through

Lion facing upwards

Remember three and two

Don't poke me, ow ow ow!

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Tah tah tatah, tah tah tah tatah

I gotta get me plaided

Tah tah tata, tah tah tah tatah

I gotta get me plaided...