Author's Note: Hello all!! Just to let you know that I'm not dead. Finally I have the next chapter up on this story. I apologize for taking so long with it but I ain't a very good writer and I was having trouble coming up with ideas for it. So enjoy this chapter for now and hopefully I won't take so long with the next….o.o; hopefully….

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Vegeta Meets Augumon

Chapter 4

That night….

Bulma was sitting up in her bed reading a book. Vegeta came out of the bathroom showered and dressed. He was in a very good mood.

"Well, there's a full moon out tonight and I'm feelin' frisky! Hey Bulma, let's have sex!"

Bulma looked up from her book at her anxious husband.

"Not tonight Vegeta."

His face fell.

"Awww, why not?"

Bulma just looked at him.

"It's not fair! Every time I don't wanna do it you do!"

"Vegeta…"

"But do I complain? Noooooo!!! 

"Vegeta"

"I go along with it!"

"VEGETA!!!"

"yes dear?"

"Something has been bugging me ever since I got home from shopping today."

"What might that be?" asked Vegeta trying to sound innocent

"Well, for starters the bird watching and then when you and Goku had lunch in my kitchen, you cleaned up the dishes after you were done."

"Oh boy…" thought Vegeta to himself

"Then I saw you whispering something to him before he left and then you started cleaning up the house after the cat."

"Eh…heh heh…" Vegeta was starting to sweat

"You've been acting too nice lately. You stopped calling me "woman". I think you're hiding something from me."

"I….uh…"

"Vegeta, what are you and Gokou up too??"

"Alright!!! I confess!! Augumon came out of Trunk's computer and it broke!!"

"…."

"Kakarotto and I were keeping him from you so I asked him to take him to his house to stay the night."

"…."

"And I wasn't "bird watching"!! That little creature got all big in the front yard because that baka Kakarotto wanted him too!! You should have seen it, Bulma! That thing was fucking enormous! Filled up almost the whole yard! Thought he was gonna step on me too!!

Bulma just sighed and shook her head.

"Vegeta, I keep telling you not to drink beer. It makes you see things.

"I wasn't seeing things Bulma!! I'm telling the truth….wait a sec…how did you know that I drank beer again?"

"I walked by Trunks's room and saw an empty can on the floor under the desk.

"Oh…"

"Honestly Vegeta, you need to be more careful. You could have set the house on fire…or worse…you could have gotten drunk. Do you remember last time?"

"Do I ever." Vegeta said and he chuckled to himself.

Flashback:

"Vegeta!! Let go!!" cried Bulma as she grabbed her husband by the leg. The Saiyan had the mailman's leg in his mouth and was biting down hard, growling.

"Gnawing…down…to…. bone!!" squeaked the mailman.

End Flashback

"Because of you I have to drive down to the post office to get our mail now."

"If he hadn't whacked me in the head with his mail bag that wouldn't of happened." Vegeta said defending himself.

Bulma rolled her eyes. "Sure Vegeta…. whatever you say." She put her book on the nightstand and lay down in her spot on the bed. Vegeta did the same.

"Anyway, don't worry about the computer. I'll fix it tomorrow before Trunks comes home."

Vegeta got wide eyed.

"You mean he's sleeping over at Kakarotto's house?"

"Yeah, why?" Bulma asked.

"No reason." Vegeta answered then he thought to himself.

"I wonder how good a job Kakarotto is doing keeping Augumon hidden…"

Goku's house:

 "It's a movie!"

"Uh…fly away Home!!"

"Oh I know!! The Birds!!"

Augumon giggled and touched his nose.

"Yay!! I win!! My turn!! Cheered Goku.

"Great job dad!" said Goten

"hmph…I was gonna say that."  Said Trunks crossing his arms.

Chi-Chi was in the kitchen and looked like she was going to loose her mind. Gohan was trying to comfort her.

"I swear…he's just as bad as the dragon of yours you had as a kid." She said through gritted teeth.

"But mom. We never even let him in the house." Said Gohan

"Exactly…."

"Hey Chi-Chi!!" Called Goku. "Can we have some more chips please?"

She groaned "Why me Kami, why?"

Back at Capsule Corp:

Vegeta just shrugged and covered himself up with the blanket and turned off the lamp next to the bed.

"Oh well…everything should be fine"

"Indeed it will." Smirked Bulma as she snuggled up closer to him.

Vegeta grinned and did a little victory dance in his head. "Well, this day wasn't a total loss." He thought.

They both pulled the sheets over each other.

TO BE CONTINUED….

Or perhaps concluded. I dunno. It all depends what ideas pop into my head for the rest of this story. So far I got absolutely nadda. But just try to be patient with me. I get most of you are pretty upset at me…well, that's okay cuz so am I!! Some days I just say to myself "C'mon Kyo-chan!! You gotta update your story!! . Anyway…just be patient with me a little bit longer and I'll come up with more stuff. Until then…ja ne^^