High School High
#108 "Warped"
The Gang is sitting hanging out at the manor Phoebe is asking those Thinker Questions
Phoebe: Do fish ever get thirsty?
Prue: No, because fish are in water, and they have gills. I don't think they could get thirsty.
Glenn: Yes they can. When you're swimming do you get thirsty?
Cole: Yeah, sometimes.
Glenn: Well then, why shouldn't it be any different for Fish?
Paige: BECAUSE IT'S A DIFFERENT SPECIES!
Ashley: I think that works the same for them it's air not water.
Glenn: No, it's WATER!
Ashley: AIR!
Glenn: You wanna make something outta this?
Ashley: Let's take it outside!
Phoebe: OKAY! About enough of that question. Ashley, Glenn sit down.
They sit down
Phoebe: Next question, Why is there not a channel one on TV?
Piper: Maybe it's Jinxed. Like there isn't a thirteenth floor on some buildings.
Erica: Yeah.
Brandi: Or, It can be a secret government program that watches over us without being noticed.
Prue: Please, like that will ever happen.
Leo: Actually, there is a channel One.
Phoebe: Really?
Leo: Yeah, it's for the Elders. Few people can pick up that channel.
Piper: What is it?
Leo: I don't know. It could be a conference channel maybe.
Logan: Can we pick it up from here?
Leo: Yeah, if we have the antenna that one of the elders use to pick up the channel.
Cole: Could you get it for us?
Leo: Yeah, My Dad has one.
Logan: Let's go.
Piper: Are you sure it will work?
Leo: Yeah, only problem is, getting from my dad.
Leo and Logan orb out
Erica: What are we supposed to do?
Max: Let's order something to eat.
Prue: Sounds good to me.
They get up and go into the kitchen and look in the phone book
Phoebe: Pizza?
Erica: No, clogs the pores.
Brandi: Tofu?
Everyone: Tofu?!
Piper: Chinese?
Prue: Low fat and healthy.
They look in the Phone Book until they come across Master Lings Chinese Lion Raid
Phoebe: Master Lings Chinese Lion Raid?
Ashley: Well, it's cheap.
Prue: That's enough for me.
Prue picks up the phone book and dials the number
Employee: Master Ling's Chinese Lion Raid? What you order please?
Prue: We'd like the Shrimp Fried Rice, Won Ton Soup, 30 Egg Rolls, 10 orders of Buffalo Wings, and two orders of Sticky Noodles. What do you guys want?
Employee: Okay. That be, hold on. 50.00.
Prue: That's it?
Employee: Yep. $50.00. With three zeros.
Prue: $500?
Employee: No you not smart. Five-Zero-Dot- Triple Zero.
Prue catches on
Prue: That new currency. It get me so confused sometimes.
Employee: Yeah, I help you. Thanks you very much call again.
Leo and Logan orb in
Leo: Okay, we got it, but it wasn't easy.
Logan: His dad almost woke up when we pried the remote from his fingers.
Ashley: Come on, hook it up.
They all gather around the television while Leo hooks up the antenna
Leo: okay, we're all set.
Leo walks in front of the TV and turns it on the changes the channel to Channel One and the TV starts rumbling and shaking and they get sucked into the tube
The Chinese driver pulls up and knocks on the door and it falls over
Driver: Master Ling's Chinese Lion Raid? Hello?
In their same house they roll back out of the TV except something is different
Prue: What just happened?
Cole: I don't know. Everyone okay?
Max: Yeah I think so. Except my clothes kinda shrunk in the TV.
Paige walks up to the mirror
Paige: Oh, my god I'm old!
She staggers back and the rest go and look at themselves
Leo: Piper you're a little bit big in the waist area.
Piper: Yeah, well, you have age lines.
Leo goes in the mirror and looks at himself
Logan: I have a, beard.
Cole: Yeah, me too.
Max rubs her hands across Cole's face
Max: No that's stubble.
Max/Phoebe: We're perfect!
Ashley: Yeah, well speak for yourself. Guys I think Leo's cable is a time travel vortex!
Leo: How was I supposed to know? My dad hardly ever used it.
Piper: I though that we were supposed to watching supernatural TV, not living our life as.....
Erica: Adults.
Glenn: What if we're stuck here forever?!
Everyone starts to scream
Prue: Okay! Listen! We just have to figure out how to get back.
Logan: No, you think?!
Prue: If we came through the TV we can get back through the TV!
She starts to run toward the TV
Phoebe: No, that never works.
Cole: Why don't we just look around?
Piper: Good idea. Maybe we find out something.
They start looking around
Piper: Band auditions at P3. Hey I own a club!
Logan: Look what I found! A album!
They sit down around Logan in a chair
Logan: Leo and Piper forever.
Phoebe: Is that a wedding dress?
Ashley: Sure is! Leo and Piper sitting in a tree, m-a-r-r-i-e-d!
Leo and Piper go and sit in different chairs
Erica: Okay, lets see........ Cole and Phoebe. Looks like you two are still together. Not bad lookin'.
Piper: Okay, enough of this. Let's just go outside.
They go outside
Phoebe: Everything looks normal.
Leo: Yeah, just like old days. Or still days as we are now.
Logan: What?
This woman walks up to Piper
Woman: Piper, how are you doing?
Piper: Fine. I guess.
Woman: How far along are you?
Piper: How far?
Woman: Yeah, the baby.
Piper: What baby?
Woman: Piper, always such a kidder. Do you and Leo know if it's a boy or girl?
In unison
Piper: Leo?!
Leo: Me?!
The rest are laughing
Woman: Oh, yeah by the way, happy anniversary!
Woman walks off
Glenn: Didn't expect that one.
Piper: Not only are we married we have a baby on the way?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Leo: ME?! OBVIOUSLY YOU FELL FOR ME! ON TOP OF THE ROOF YOU KNOW LIKED IT.
Piper: Yeah, but I didn't ask me out 3 times!
Cole: Okay. Well.
Phoebe: I wish I had baby.
Everyone looks at Phoebe she touches her belly and has a premonition of her and Cole and the baby shower
Phoebe: I think I did.
Cole: With WHO?!
Phoebe: You idiot.
Cole: Oh. Well, then congratulations.
Phoebe: That's funny I don't feel any different.
Phoebe cell phone rings
Boss: PHOEBE! IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE AND DO THIS EDITORIAL, YOU'RE FIRED!
Phoebe: I guess I better hurry before, I get old me fired.
Phoebe goes toward the car
Phoebe: Are you coming?
Piper: Right. We're coming.
Piper walks outside of P3 with Leo walks through the doors
EVERYONE: SURPRISE!
Balloons drops and cakes comes out with all of this baby shower things
Woman: Congratulations Piper. I know that you and Leo have been trying so hard and finally, a BABY!
She hugs her
Woman: What's wrong? Were you not surprised?
Piper: Yeah. I was, surprised.
Guys hall Leo off to one side of the room
Guy: I thought you'd never have a little brat!
Guy2: For a minute there the guys thought you were gay.
Leo: GAY?!
Guy: Yeah after about two years of marriage and no baby? You just had to suspect something.
Guy2: You wanna beer on congrats to your little rat?
Guy3: Brat, Sheen, brat.
Guy2: Right, whatever. Come on. Live a little.
Leo: Okay.
He chugs a whole bottle in one drink
GUYS: YEAH!
Inside of Phoebe's office
Phoebe: Oh, my god.
She sees piles of letters
Max: Hate to have your job. I'll help you.
She picks up a letter
Max: Dear, Phoebe: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. What should I do? Well, I think she should spoil herself and then order a new boyfriend, and make him jealous. Green with envy.
Phoebe: Good one!
Paige and Glenn walk into the social services office
Paige kisses Glenn
Glenn: By baby.
Glenn walks away and as he leaves the door he disappears
And a woman walks up
Woman3: Who was that?!
Paige: Glenn, my boyfriend.
Woman: I thought you two broke up a long time ago.
Paige: Really.
Woman: Yeah, you said that you two were just friends with benefits. Looks like a lot of benefits apparently.
Paige: What else did I say about Glenn?
Woman: Well, for one, you said that you two would work out fine if you could lie to each other, which you apparently can't because you broke up with him on Christmas because after he kissed you under the mistletoe, you said his breath smelled like garlic and you two broke up on the spot with him leaving for Ghana.
Paige: Wow.
Woman3: Do you have amnesia or something?
Paige: No. Just surprised.
Woman3: Why? It's just your past.
Paige: No. It's my future that's surprising.
Cole, Prue, Hypnotic, and Logan
Cole: So where are we supposed to go? I mean, we had no signs of who we are in the future.
Prue: Uh..... Maybe it's still in the house. We just have to look for it.
They get pulled over by who else Daryl
Prue: Oh great. I don't even have my license.
Daryl: Prue?
Prue: Huh?
Daryl: Oh I thought you look like someone I used to know.
Prue: Daryl, what are you talking about? It's me Prue.
Cole: Prue, we're in the future, remember?
Prue: Oh, yeah. Remember you gave a ticket before, Prue's just my nickname, my real name is, Prunejuice. Yeah, Prunejuice. My parents had issues.
Daryl: Yeah, right. I'll just let you off with a warning.
Prue: Thanks, Daryl.
She drives off leaving Daryl looking at her strangely
Logan disappears
Brandi: Where did he go?
Cole: I don't know.
He waves his hands in where Logan and Max were sitting
Ashley: They're not here anymore.
Erica: Yeah, but where did they go?
Cole: Maybe they astraled somewhere.
Prue: Max and Logan don't have any powers like that.
Cole: Uh... Prue?
Prue: Yeah?
Cole: Hypnotic is gone.
Prue: What?!
Prue stops and turns around and sees that no one is in the backseat
Cole: Great now they're gone too.
Cole turns back towards Prue
Cole: Prue?
Back at P3 Leo is having a great time at the baby shower with his new friends as Piper tries to not fall asleep with all of the talk about her baby(which she still could not see how her and Leo married)
Woman4: Piper, it is going to be a long journey. Diapers, School, those annoying screaming little faces give me more ice cream mommy! Well what if I don't wanna give you ice cream Timmy?! Get your own ice cream! Ask your dad!
Piper looks at the woman strangely as the rest of the woman laugh hysterically as her cell phone rings
Piper: Hello?
Cole is driving the yet familiar Jeep Grand Cherokee that we all know and love so much
Cole: It's Cole. We have a problem. A big problem.
Piper: What?
Cole: Everyone's gone.
Piper: What you lost them?
Cole: No they disappeared in front of me. One minute they were with me, in a moving car and the next gone. I'm on my way to get you now.
Piper: Okay. I'll call Paige and Phoebe. Tell them what's up.
Piper gets up and walks over to Leo who is obviously drunk by now
Leo: Hi honey. How's the baby.
Piper: Fine. Leo we have to go.
Leo: But what about our guests?
Piper: NOW!
Leo: Okay. No need to shout. Bye guys I'll call ya.
They walk outside
Piper: Cole says that everyone is disappeared. We don't know where they are, anywhere. Just poof.
Leo: Do you know that your hair smells like, strawberries?
Piper pushes him off of her
Piper: Leo are you drunk?
Cole pulls up and Leo assumes the position
Leo: There's no blood in my alcohol, officer.
Cole: What?
Piper: He's drunk. Help me get him in the car. We have to drop him off at the manor. He isn't much good to us now.
Cole picks him up and throws him in the backseat
Piper walks into Phoebe's office
Woman5: Looking good Piper.
Piper: Yeah. I know.
She rushes past her and barges right into Phoebe office where she is under her desk
Piper: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Piper! Max is gone!
Piper: I know. She's gone. Everyone is.
Phoebe: Really?
Piper: Yeah, really. You have to come with me now. Paige is already in the car.
Phoebe: But what about my paper?
Piper: Screw the paper. You'll have another chance to ruin your life later.
She pulls Phoebe out by her arm flying past everyone
In the attic Phoebe, Piper, and Paige are looking at the book of Shadows trying to figure out what was going on
Paige: There's nothing in the book.
Piper: There has to be something.
Phoebe: It won't be there if it's never happened before. Look, every time something has happened, we always came straight to the book. Now that book isn't there to help us, we have no idea how to handle this. This is our chance to be remembered other then the charmed ones. It's out time to be know as the people who warped ourselves into the future and tried to get all our friends back. What do you say?
Piper: How are we going to find everybody?
Paige: With magic of coarse.
Cole walks in
Cole: Leo, is passed out on the couch. I think we can leave him here and find the others.
Phoebe: We can find out where everyone is.
Piper: How?
Phoebe: In my dairy.
Paige: You kept a dairy?
Phoebe: Since I could write.
They walk into Phoebe's room
Phoebe: Still looks the same. Mostly.
Phoebe walks into a dark corner a pulls up a floorboard and get out a dairy
Phoebe: Never changes a beat.
Phoebe she sits down and opens the dairy and starts reading
Phoebe: Oh my god.
Cole: What. What happened?
Phoebe: Prue is dead.
Piper: What?! I don't believe that.
Phoebe: Leo never got there in time to save her from Shax.
Cole: Shax.
Phoebe: What, you know him.
Cole: Yeah, he's Larry.
Piper: Larry kills Prue?
Cole: Demons change. Especially pure ones.
Phoebe: Max and Logan are in this time warp, in 2021. She has to run for her life from the government her and Logan don't know if they can make it as a couple. She has this virus and if she touches him he dies. They got lucky a few times though. Glenn, he travels the world, been on every continent. Hypnotic finally took their full muse powers and are currently working some new charges. And Cole, you are....
She stops dead in her tracks Paige takes the book
Paige: The Source.
In year 2021 in Seattle Max and Logan are wandering the streets
Max: Where are we?
Logan: Well apparently in Sector 3 Seattle, Washington.
Max: Seattle? That's thousands of miles from San Francisco!
Logan: I don't know how we got here either. Wherever we are is sure ain't Seattle.
Guy rides up to them on his bike
Guy: Hey, Logan. Didn't expect you to be out here on the streets. Aren't you supposed to be up on that whole Eyes Only thing right now?
Logan: Who are you?
Guy: Alec. Remember? Max? You too? I told you not to those last three beers. I'm Alec, a transgenic that you helped get out of Manticore? Do you even remember what Manticore is, or should I say was?
Max: Yeah, I remember Manticore.
Alec: Good thing you took it out a couple of months ago. Just got word that they were going to blow the whole thing up anyway. Except you saved us Max. You did.
Logan: What year is it? 2021, god, what else did you have last night?!
Alec: Wow, nice. Thought White blew up all your computer stuff?
Logan: I guess not.
Alec: Come on Max. Normal's waitin for ya. Hurry before someone's cover's for ya.
Max looks at Logan then at Alec and walks inside of Jam Pony
Normal: Max, where have you been? One of your delinquent friends almost bailed for ya. Now Bip Bip Bip!
Original Cindy: Max where you been?! I was about to cover for you. He startin' to think I'm lyin.
Normal is staring at her She turns around and Normal looks at someone else
Original Cindy: White's men came lookin' here for you. Might wanna stay low for now. It's gettin hot in here, they been comin around here everyday lookin for you.
Logan walks in Jam Pony
Logan: Piper sent us email.
Max: They can do that? We're in the future.
Original Cindy: The future? Girl, what's up with you?! See I told you not to drink those 2 cocktails.
Logan: Logan, where are you?
Original Cindy: Your friend, Piper, don't even know what state you live in let alone what city? That's just messed up. Not like she can visit you anyway.
Max: Why?
Original Cindy: They closed this place down, a couple months ago. I told you it was gettin hot in here. They takin their time considering that you can't get out anyway.
Max: What are you going to do?
Logan: Open up a chat so that we can communicate faster.
In the manor everyone is looking over Leo to make sure he is comfortable
Leo: Your box is blinking.
He points to the computer
Paige: What?
Cole: The computer.
Piper: Logan must've sent us back a email.
Piper gets on the computer
Piper: Logan, where are you?
Logan: In 2021.
Piper: What? What's 2021?
Logan: As in the year 2021. Max and I are in Seattle, Washington at Jam Pony.
Cole: How did they just go to the future? Shouldn't they be dead?
Piper typed
Logan: We're still.......
Back in Jam Pony
Logan: How old are we?
Original Cindy: What?!
Logan: Old, and we don't how we got here in 2021.
Original Cindy: You don't know how you got here?! Quit playin now, I ain't got no time for this. Cindy don't play no mind games.
In the manor
Piper: How did they get in 2021?!
Paige: I don't know. Problem is getting them back.
Piper: We'll need Leo to get Prue but, I think Cole can get us everywhere else.
Cole: Okay. I'll need the Dairy.
Phoebe hands it to Cole
Cole: Phoebe, you coming?
Phoebe: Yeah, sure.
Phoebe and Cole shimmers out but Piper and Paige notice that's it different somehow
Paige: How did he do that? I thought demons shimmer, not........
Piper: Looks like half a shimmer and half a orb. Oh, well. Come on we have to figure out how to get back in regular time.
Leos sobered up a little but he has the worst hangover
Piper: Leo, how do we get back?
Leo: I don't know. I never thought that we would be sucked into a time vortex.
Paige: So not only are we in the future, we don't know how to get back. At all.
Piper: There's a way to get back, it's just finding it.
Hypnotic orbs in
Erica: Piper. What's going on? One minute we were in your car the next, flying we're through the clouds.
Paige: That's it. When went into the future, we actually go where we are in the future.
Brandi: So technically, our future is going on just like it would have been and so are we the present and so is our past. It's like we're three different people in the same place doing the same thing.
Ashley: So it's like when you're born, there's three of you, and you play out until you past meet the end of your present.
Paige: Huh?
Ashley: Until your past dies.
Leo: But how do we do that?
Erica: Why don't you go and figure that out Leo. You brought us here.
Leo orbs out
Cole and Phoebe shimmer in behind a beach house
Cole: There he is. Right there.
They walk up to him on the beach
Glenn: Cole, Phoebe! Haven't seen you in a while. Welcome to Australian. Beautiful isn't it?
Cole: Come on, we have to get back to our regular time.
Glenn: But what if I don't want to go? I mean, here it's beutiful and peaceful. And I'm broke and I already had three milkshakes without paying! This is the life.
Phoebe: You'll only die faster.
Glenn: What?
Phoebe: You Present's past can't be in the same place. You won't have a past, so technically you didn't live it so, you'll die.
Cole: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah, really.
Cole: Sounds good to me. You could stay here and die in a couple of hours or you can come with us, and come back here in a couple of years.
Glenn: Okay, but I'm only doing this for my future.
He grabs Cole hands and shimmer out
In the manor
Paige: Where were you?
Cole: In Australia. He didn't want to leave.
Piper: Well we got Leo to go up there and confess everything and try to get us back to out right time.
Phoebe: You know Leo will never be able to see the light of day after this?
Piper: Yeah, but it's better staying lost in the future. Did you find Logan and Max.
Phoebe: We can't shimmer into the future, Piper. It's impossible. There's no way.
Erica: So what, we just leave them?
Ashley: Maybe the Elders will help us. They don't have time up there. That's why they pretty much look the same most of their lives. Of coarse you have a couple of exceptions.
Brandi: Well it looks like we just have to sit tight until Leo gets back.
In HEAVEN
Elder: YOU DID WHAT?!
Leo: I stole a antenna and it kinda warped us into the future.
Elder: LEO, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN. ESPECIALLY YOU. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. DO YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS?
Leo: Yeah......
Elder: WHERE ARE THEY?
Leo: We have everyone else at the manor, but, Max and Logan are in 2021.
Elder: 2021?! OH GOD!
God: Yes?
Elder: We have a problem.
Leo shimmer in with an Elder
Piper: Uh, oh. Big trouble.
Elder: That's right, Piper. You're in big trouble. Go through the TV where you came.
Phoebe: That's it?
Elder: Yeah. That's the way you came didn't you?
Prue: I told you we should've of went back through the TV!
Elder: Go! We don't have anytime for this.
Brandi: What about Logan and Max?
Elder: They'll be there. Leo you have put not only yourself in danger, but the whole world itself. You will not understand know, but someday, you will.
They go through the warp
They fly back into their normal time
Prue: Everyone okay?
Piper: Yeah, I'm not pregnant.
Leo: Thank god.
Time has elapsed
Elder: Their court date is on February 14 ma'am. We found those three in Seattle, Washington.
Points towards Logan, Max, and Alec who is now younger
Grams: I'm so embarrassed about this, sir.
Elder: Please call me, John.
He shimmers out
Everyone has left but Max, Charmed Ones, Hypnotic, and Glenn who's dad is talking to Patty, their Mom
Prue: I still don't see why he's here.
Max: He's one of us guys.
Alec: Yeah, and I kinda said I was Cole to get here.
Piper: And they believe you?!
Logan: Yeah, he has it in him.
Max: He had to get outta there. They were going to kill him for selling some fake diet pills.
Piper: So you escaped from the future?
Alec: Yeah, that's about it.
Phoebe: What happens to you in the future?
Alec: It's erased.
Piper: Is our future erased?
Alec: No, see I'm from the future so when I came to past no one was there to take my place.
Erica: So your future is dead.
Prue: No dead. It's just writing as he goes along.
Piper: You notice something different about Mom?
Brandi: Yeah, she looks sick.
Prue: No she looks happy to me.
Glenn: Crazy happy.
Erica: Did your Mom just give Glenn's dad something?
Paige: I think so.
They walk up to the window to get a closer look and they see them kissing
EVERYONE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The Gang is sitting hanging out at the manor Phoebe is asking those Thinker Questions
Phoebe: Do fish ever get thirsty?
Prue: No, because fish are in water, and they have gills. I don't think they could get thirsty.
Glenn: Yes they can. When you're swimming do you get thirsty?
Cole: Yeah, sometimes.
Glenn: Well then, why shouldn't it be any different for Fish?
Paige: BECAUSE IT'S A DIFFERENT SPECIES!
Ashley: I think that works the same for them it's air not water.
Glenn: No, it's WATER!
Ashley: AIR!
Glenn: You wanna make something outta this?
Ashley: Let's take it outside!
Phoebe: OKAY! About enough of that question. Ashley, Glenn sit down.
They sit down
Phoebe: Next question, Why is there not a channel one on TV?
Piper: Maybe it's Jinxed. Like there isn't a thirteenth floor on some buildings.
Erica: Yeah.
Brandi: Or, It can be a secret government program that watches over us without being noticed.
Prue: Please, like that will ever happen.
Leo: Actually, there is a channel One.
Phoebe: Really?
Leo: Yeah, it's for the Elders. Few people can pick up that channel.
Piper: What is it?
Leo: I don't know. It could be a conference channel maybe.
Logan: Can we pick it up from here?
Leo: Yeah, if we have the antenna that one of the elders use to pick up the channel.
Cole: Could you get it for us?
Leo: Yeah, My Dad has one.
Logan: Let's go.
Piper: Are you sure it will work?
Leo: Yeah, only problem is, getting from my dad.
Leo and Logan orb out
Erica: What are we supposed to do?
Max: Let's order something to eat.
Prue: Sounds good to me.
They get up and go into the kitchen and look in the phone book
Phoebe: Pizza?
Erica: No, clogs the pores.
Brandi: Tofu?
Everyone: Tofu?!
Piper: Chinese?
Prue: Low fat and healthy.
They look in the Phone Book until they come across Master Lings Chinese Lion Raid
Phoebe: Master Lings Chinese Lion Raid?
Ashley: Well, it's cheap.
Prue: That's enough for me.
Prue picks up the phone book and dials the number
Employee: Master Ling's Chinese Lion Raid? What you order please?
Prue: We'd like the Shrimp Fried Rice, Won Ton Soup, 30 Egg Rolls, 10 orders of Buffalo Wings, and two orders of Sticky Noodles. What do you guys want?
Employee: Okay. That be, hold on. 50.00.
Prue: That's it?
Employee: Yep. $50.00. With three zeros.
Prue: $500?
Employee: No you not smart. Five-Zero-Dot- Triple Zero.
Prue catches on
Prue: That new currency. It get me so confused sometimes.
Employee: Yeah, I help you. Thanks you very much call again.
Leo and Logan orb in
Leo: Okay, we got it, but it wasn't easy.
Logan: His dad almost woke up when we pried the remote from his fingers.
Ashley: Come on, hook it up.
They all gather around the television while Leo hooks up the antenna
Leo: okay, we're all set.
Leo walks in front of the TV and turns it on the changes the channel to Channel One and the TV starts rumbling and shaking and they get sucked into the tube
The Chinese driver pulls up and knocks on the door and it falls over
Driver: Master Ling's Chinese Lion Raid? Hello?
In their same house they roll back out of the TV except something is different
Prue: What just happened?
Cole: I don't know. Everyone okay?
Max: Yeah I think so. Except my clothes kinda shrunk in the TV.
Paige walks up to the mirror
Paige: Oh, my god I'm old!
She staggers back and the rest go and look at themselves
Leo: Piper you're a little bit big in the waist area.
Piper: Yeah, well, you have age lines.
Leo goes in the mirror and looks at himself
Logan: I have a, beard.
Cole: Yeah, me too.
Max rubs her hands across Cole's face
Max: No that's stubble.
Max/Phoebe: We're perfect!
Ashley: Yeah, well speak for yourself. Guys I think Leo's cable is a time travel vortex!
Leo: How was I supposed to know? My dad hardly ever used it.
Piper: I though that we were supposed to watching supernatural TV, not living our life as.....
Erica: Adults.
Glenn: What if we're stuck here forever?!
Everyone starts to scream
Prue: Okay! Listen! We just have to figure out how to get back.
Logan: No, you think?!
Prue: If we came through the TV we can get back through the TV!
She starts to run toward the TV
Phoebe: No, that never works.
Cole: Why don't we just look around?
Piper: Good idea. Maybe we find out something.
They start looking around
Piper: Band auditions at P3. Hey I own a club!
Logan: Look what I found! A album!
They sit down around Logan in a chair
Logan: Leo and Piper forever.
Phoebe: Is that a wedding dress?
Ashley: Sure is! Leo and Piper sitting in a tree, m-a-r-r-i-e-d!
Leo and Piper go and sit in different chairs
Erica: Okay, lets see........ Cole and Phoebe. Looks like you two are still together. Not bad lookin'.
Piper: Okay, enough of this. Let's just go outside.
They go outside
Phoebe: Everything looks normal.
Leo: Yeah, just like old days. Or still days as we are now.
Logan: What?
This woman walks up to Piper
Woman: Piper, how are you doing?
Piper: Fine. I guess.
Woman: How far along are you?
Piper: How far?
Woman: Yeah, the baby.
Piper: What baby?
Woman: Piper, always such a kidder. Do you and Leo know if it's a boy or girl?
In unison
Piper: Leo?!
Leo: Me?!
The rest are laughing
Woman: Oh, yeah by the way, happy anniversary!
Woman walks off
Glenn: Didn't expect that one.
Piper: Not only are we married we have a baby on the way?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?!
Leo: ME?! OBVIOUSLY YOU FELL FOR ME! ON TOP OF THE ROOF YOU KNOW LIKED IT.
Piper: Yeah, but I didn't ask me out 3 times!
Cole: Okay. Well.
Phoebe: I wish I had baby.
Everyone looks at Phoebe she touches her belly and has a premonition of her and Cole and the baby shower
Phoebe: I think I did.
Cole: With WHO?!
Phoebe: You idiot.
Cole: Oh. Well, then congratulations.
Phoebe: That's funny I don't feel any different.
Phoebe cell phone rings
Boss: PHOEBE! IF YOU DON'T GET DOWN HERE AND DO THIS EDITORIAL, YOU'RE FIRED!
Phoebe: I guess I better hurry before, I get old me fired.
Phoebe goes toward the car
Phoebe: Are you coming?
Piper: Right. We're coming.
Piper walks outside of P3 with Leo walks through the doors
EVERYONE: SURPRISE!
Balloons drops and cakes comes out with all of this baby shower things
Woman: Congratulations Piper. I know that you and Leo have been trying so hard and finally, a BABY!
She hugs her
Woman: What's wrong? Were you not surprised?
Piper: Yeah. I was, surprised.
Guys hall Leo off to one side of the room
Guy: I thought you'd never have a little brat!
Guy2: For a minute there the guys thought you were gay.
Leo: GAY?!
Guy: Yeah after about two years of marriage and no baby? You just had to suspect something.
Guy2: You wanna beer on congrats to your little rat?
Guy3: Brat, Sheen, brat.
Guy2: Right, whatever. Come on. Live a little.
Leo: Okay.
He chugs a whole bottle in one drink
GUYS: YEAH!
Inside of Phoebe's office
Phoebe: Oh, my god.
She sees piles of letters
Max: Hate to have your job. I'll help you.
She picks up a letter
Max: Dear, Phoebe: I think my boyfriend is cheating on me. What should I do? Well, I think she should spoil herself and then order a new boyfriend, and make him jealous. Green with envy.
Phoebe: Good one!
Paige and Glenn walk into the social services office
Paige kisses Glenn
Glenn: By baby.
Glenn walks away and as he leaves the door he disappears
And a woman walks up
Woman3: Who was that?!
Paige: Glenn, my boyfriend.
Woman: I thought you two broke up a long time ago.
Paige: Really.
Woman: Yeah, you said that you two were just friends with benefits. Looks like a lot of benefits apparently.
Paige: What else did I say about Glenn?
Woman: Well, for one, you said that you two would work out fine if you could lie to each other, which you apparently can't because you broke up with him on Christmas because after he kissed you under the mistletoe, you said his breath smelled like garlic and you two broke up on the spot with him leaving for Ghana.
Paige: Wow.
Woman3: Do you have amnesia or something?
Paige: No. Just surprised.
Woman3: Why? It's just your past.
Paige: No. It's my future that's surprising.
Cole, Prue, Hypnotic, and Logan
Cole: So where are we supposed to go? I mean, we had no signs of who we are in the future.
Prue: Uh..... Maybe it's still in the house. We just have to look for it.
They get pulled over by who else Daryl
Prue: Oh great. I don't even have my license.
Daryl: Prue?
Prue: Huh?
Daryl: Oh I thought you look like someone I used to know.
Prue: Daryl, what are you talking about? It's me Prue.
Cole: Prue, we're in the future, remember?
Prue: Oh, yeah. Remember you gave a ticket before, Prue's just my nickname, my real name is, Prunejuice. Yeah, Prunejuice. My parents had issues.
Daryl: Yeah, right. I'll just let you off with a warning.
Prue: Thanks, Daryl.
She drives off leaving Daryl looking at her strangely
Logan disappears
Brandi: Where did he go?
Cole: I don't know.
He waves his hands in where Logan and Max were sitting
Ashley: They're not here anymore.
Erica: Yeah, but where did they go?
Cole: Maybe they astraled somewhere.
Prue: Max and Logan don't have any powers like that.
Cole: Uh... Prue?
Prue: Yeah?
Cole: Hypnotic is gone.
Prue: What?!
Prue stops and turns around and sees that no one is in the backseat
Cole: Great now they're gone too.
Cole turns back towards Prue
Cole: Prue?
Back at P3 Leo is having a great time at the baby shower with his new friends as Piper tries to not fall asleep with all of the talk about her baby(which she still could not see how her and Leo married)
Woman4: Piper, it is going to be a long journey. Diapers, School, those annoying screaming little faces give me more ice cream mommy! Well what if I don't wanna give you ice cream Timmy?! Get your own ice cream! Ask your dad!
Piper looks at the woman strangely as the rest of the woman laugh hysterically as her cell phone rings
Piper: Hello?
Cole is driving the yet familiar Jeep Grand Cherokee that we all know and love so much
Cole: It's Cole. We have a problem. A big problem.
Piper: What?
Cole: Everyone's gone.
Piper: What you lost them?
Cole: No they disappeared in front of me. One minute they were with me, in a moving car and the next gone. I'm on my way to get you now.
Piper: Okay. I'll call Paige and Phoebe. Tell them what's up.
Piper gets up and walks over to Leo who is obviously drunk by now
Leo: Hi honey. How's the baby.
Piper: Fine. Leo we have to go.
Leo: But what about our guests?
Piper: NOW!
Leo: Okay. No need to shout. Bye guys I'll call ya.
They walk outside
Piper: Cole says that everyone is disappeared. We don't know where they are, anywhere. Just poof.
Leo: Do you know that your hair smells like, strawberries?
Piper pushes him off of her
Piper: Leo are you drunk?
Cole pulls up and Leo assumes the position
Leo: There's no blood in my alcohol, officer.
Cole: What?
Piper: He's drunk. Help me get him in the car. We have to drop him off at the manor. He isn't much good to us now.
Cole picks him up and throws him in the backseat
Piper walks into Phoebe's office
Woman5: Looking good Piper.
Piper: Yeah. I know.
She rushes past her and barges right into Phoebe office where she is under her desk
Piper: Phoebe?
Phoebe: Piper! Max is gone!
Piper: I know. She's gone. Everyone is.
Phoebe: Really?
Piper: Yeah, really. You have to come with me now. Paige is already in the car.
Phoebe: But what about my paper?
Piper: Screw the paper. You'll have another chance to ruin your life later.
She pulls Phoebe out by her arm flying past everyone
In the attic Phoebe, Piper, and Paige are looking at the book of Shadows trying to figure out what was going on
Paige: There's nothing in the book.
Piper: There has to be something.
Phoebe: It won't be there if it's never happened before. Look, every time something has happened, we always came straight to the book. Now that book isn't there to help us, we have no idea how to handle this. This is our chance to be remembered other then the charmed ones. It's out time to be know as the people who warped ourselves into the future and tried to get all our friends back. What do you say?
Piper: How are we going to find everybody?
Paige: With magic of coarse.
Cole walks in
Cole: Leo, is passed out on the couch. I think we can leave him here and find the others.
Phoebe: We can find out where everyone is.
Piper: How?
Phoebe: In my dairy.
Paige: You kept a dairy?
Phoebe: Since I could write.
They walk into Phoebe's room
Phoebe: Still looks the same. Mostly.
Phoebe walks into a dark corner a pulls up a floorboard and get out a dairy
Phoebe: Never changes a beat.
Phoebe she sits down and opens the dairy and starts reading
Phoebe: Oh my god.
Cole: What. What happened?
Phoebe: Prue is dead.
Piper: What?! I don't believe that.
Phoebe: Leo never got there in time to save her from Shax.
Cole: Shax.
Phoebe: What, you know him.
Cole: Yeah, he's Larry.
Piper: Larry kills Prue?
Cole: Demons change. Especially pure ones.
Phoebe: Max and Logan are in this time warp, in 2021. She has to run for her life from the government her and Logan don't know if they can make it as a couple. She has this virus and if she touches him he dies. They got lucky a few times though. Glenn, he travels the world, been on every continent. Hypnotic finally took their full muse powers and are currently working some new charges. And Cole, you are....
She stops dead in her tracks Paige takes the book
Paige: The Source.
In year 2021 in Seattle Max and Logan are wandering the streets
Max: Where are we?
Logan: Well apparently in Sector 3 Seattle, Washington.
Max: Seattle? That's thousands of miles from San Francisco!
Logan: I don't know how we got here either. Wherever we are is sure ain't Seattle.
Guy rides up to them on his bike
Guy: Hey, Logan. Didn't expect you to be out here on the streets. Aren't you supposed to be up on that whole Eyes Only thing right now?
Logan: Who are you?
Guy: Alec. Remember? Max? You too? I told you not to those last three beers. I'm Alec, a transgenic that you helped get out of Manticore? Do you even remember what Manticore is, or should I say was?
Max: Yeah, I remember Manticore.
Alec: Good thing you took it out a couple of months ago. Just got word that they were going to blow the whole thing up anyway. Except you saved us Max. You did.
Logan: What year is it? 2021, god, what else did you have last night?!
Alec: Wow, nice. Thought White blew up all your computer stuff?
Logan: I guess not.
Alec: Come on Max. Normal's waitin for ya. Hurry before someone's cover's for ya.
Max looks at Logan then at Alec and walks inside of Jam Pony
Normal: Max, where have you been? One of your delinquent friends almost bailed for ya. Now Bip Bip Bip!
Original Cindy: Max where you been?! I was about to cover for you. He startin' to think I'm lyin.
Normal is staring at her She turns around and Normal looks at someone else
Original Cindy: White's men came lookin' here for you. Might wanna stay low for now. It's gettin hot in here, they been comin around here everyday lookin for you.
Logan walks in Jam Pony
Logan: Piper sent us email.
Max: They can do that? We're in the future.
Original Cindy: The future? Girl, what's up with you?! See I told you not to drink those 2 cocktails.
Logan: Logan, where are you?
Original Cindy: Your friend, Piper, don't even know what state you live in let alone what city? That's just messed up. Not like she can visit you anyway.
Max: Why?
Original Cindy: They closed this place down, a couple months ago. I told you it was gettin hot in here. They takin their time considering that you can't get out anyway.
Max: What are you going to do?
Logan: Open up a chat so that we can communicate faster.
In the manor everyone is looking over Leo to make sure he is comfortable
Leo: Your box is blinking.
He points to the computer
Paige: What?
Cole: The computer.
Piper: Logan must've sent us back a email.
Piper gets on the computer
Piper: Logan, where are you?
Logan: In 2021.
Piper: What? What's 2021?
Logan: As in the year 2021. Max and I are in Seattle, Washington at Jam Pony.
Cole: How did they just go to the future? Shouldn't they be dead?
Piper typed
Logan: We're still.......
Back in Jam Pony
Logan: How old are we?
Original Cindy: What?!
Logan: Old, and we don't how we got here in 2021.
Original Cindy: You don't know how you got here?! Quit playin now, I ain't got no time for this. Cindy don't play no mind games.
In the manor
Piper: How did they get in 2021?!
Paige: I don't know. Problem is getting them back.
Piper: We'll need Leo to get Prue but, I think Cole can get us everywhere else.
Cole: Okay. I'll need the Dairy.
Phoebe hands it to Cole
Cole: Phoebe, you coming?
Phoebe: Yeah, sure.
Phoebe and Cole shimmers out but Piper and Paige notice that's it different somehow
Paige: How did he do that? I thought demons shimmer, not........
Piper: Looks like half a shimmer and half a orb. Oh, well. Come on we have to figure out how to get back in regular time.
Leos sobered up a little but he has the worst hangover
Piper: Leo, how do we get back?
Leo: I don't know. I never thought that we would be sucked into a time vortex.
Paige: So not only are we in the future, we don't know how to get back. At all.
Piper: There's a way to get back, it's just finding it.
Hypnotic orbs in
Erica: Piper. What's going on? One minute we were in your car the next, flying we're through the clouds.
Paige: That's it. When went into the future, we actually go where we are in the future.
Brandi: So technically, our future is going on just like it would have been and so are we the present and so is our past. It's like we're three different people in the same place doing the same thing.
Ashley: So it's like when you're born, there's three of you, and you play out until you past meet the end of your present.
Paige: Huh?
Ashley: Until your past dies.
Leo: But how do we do that?
Erica: Why don't you go and figure that out Leo. You brought us here.
Leo orbs out
Cole and Phoebe shimmer in behind a beach house
Cole: There he is. Right there.
They walk up to him on the beach
Glenn: Cole, Phoebe! Haven't seen you in a while. Welcome to Australian. Beautiful isn't it?
Cole: Come on, we have to get back to our regular time.
Glenn: But what if I don't want to go? I mean, here it's beutiful and peaceful. And I'm broke and I already had three milkshakes without paying! This is the life.
Phoebe: You'll only die faster.
Glenn: What?
Phoebe: You Present's past can't be in the same place. You won't have a past, so technically you didn't live it so, you'll die.
Cole: Really?
Phoebe: Yeah, really.
Cole: Sounds good to me. You could stay here and die in a couple of hours or you can come with us, and come back here in a couple of years.
Glenn: Okay, but I'm only doing this for my future.
He grabs Cole hands and shimmer out
In the manor
Paige: Where were you?
Cole: In Australia. He didn't want to leave.
Piper: Well we got Leo to go up there and confess everything and try to get us back to out right time.
Phoebe: You know Leo will never be able to see the light of day after this?
Piper: Yeah, but it's better staying lost in the future. Did you find Logan and Max.
Phoebe: We can't shimmer into the future, Piper. It's impossible. There's no way.
Erica: So what, we just leave them?
Ashley: Maybe the Elders will help us. They don't have time up there. That's why they pretty much look the same most of their lives. Of coarse you have a couple of exceptions.
Brandi: Well it looks like we just have to sit tight until Leo gets back.
In HEAVEN
Elder: YOU DID WHAT?!
Leo: I stole a antenna and it kinda warped us into the future.
Elder: LEO, YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MUCH TROUBLE THAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE IN. ESPECIALLY YOU. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. DO YOU KNOW WHERE EVERYONE IS?
Leo: Yeah......
Elder: WHERE ARE THEY?
Leo: We have everyone else at the manor, but, Max and Logan are in 2021.
Elder: 2021?! OH GOD!
God: Yes?
Elder: We have a problem.
Leo shimmer in with an Elder
Piper: Uh, oh. Big trouble.
Elder: That's right, Piper. You're in big trouble. Go through the TV where you came.
Phoebe: That's it?
Elder: Yeah. That's the way you came didn't you?
Prue: I told you we should've of went back through the TV!
Elder: Go! We don't have anytime for this.
Brandi: What about Logan and Max?
Elder: They'll be there. Leo you have put not only yourself in danger, but the whole world itself. You will not understand know, but someday, you will.
They go through the warp
They fly back into their normal time
Prue: Everyone okay?
Piper: Yeah, I'm not pregnant.
Leo: Thank god.
Time has elapsed
Elder: Their court date is on February 14 ma'am. We found those three in Seattle, Washington.
Points towards Logan, Max, and Alec who is now younger
Grams: I'm so embarrassed about this, sir.
Elder: Please call me, John.
He shimmers out
Everyone has left but Max, Charmed Ones, Hypnotic, and Glenn who's dad is talking to Patty, their Mom
Prue: I still don't see why he's here.
Max: He's one of us guys.
Alec: Yeah, and I kinda said I was Cole to get here.
Piper: And they believe you?!
Logan: Yeah, he has it in him.
Max: He had to get outta there. They were going to kill him for selling some fake diet pills.
Piper: So you escaped from the future?
Alec: Yeah, that's about it.
Phoebe: What happens to you in the future?
Alec: It's erased.
Piper: Is our future erased?
Alec: No, see I'm from the future so when I came to past no one was there to take my place.
Erica: So your future is dead.
Prue: No dead. It's just writing as he goes along.
Piper: You notice something different about Mom?
Brandi: Yeah, she looks sick.
Prue: No she looks happy to me.
Glenn: Crazy happy.
Erica: Did your Mom just give Glenn's dad something?
Paige: I think so.
They walk up to the window to get a closer look and they see them kissing
EVERYONE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!