Crazy Quest 2: Mission to Asia Writer's Note: Ok, here is the new Crazy Quest story that you have all been waiting for. All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except Dushan. Sorry I didn't update for a long time: I had tests.

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Remus Lupin took them too the airport. Now, you have to understand that Lupin had never been to a muggle airport. He looked at the directions in Russian written on the wall for a long time. After they went through a series of corridors they ended in the women's toilets, only to get beaten up by an old lady in there. Finally, all bruised up, they came to the correct platform and bid goodbye to Lupin. Then they took the airplane to China.

When they arrived at the airport, there was a person whom we all know from the last episode: Dushan Popovich! * If you don't like Dushan, tough luck!*

'Hello my friends!' he said cheerfully,' And welcome to China!'

'Dushan!' exclaimed Sibyl, 'So nice to see you! How are you?'

After they talked about greeting and all that crap, Dushan said that he will again be aiding them in the quest.

'Our next mission is in a Wizard Chinese pet shop.' He explained,' There we will get a clue where to go.'

Dushan led them to a small street, where he tapped the wall with his wand. Like the entrance to Diagon Alley, the wall spread apart to reveal the hidden wizard world.

'Welcome to Red Dragon Square!' said Dushan.

The square had many little shops, and the streets were cobbled. In the middle was a pond, with floating white and pink lilies on it.

'Beautiful.' Breathed Sibyl.

Just then, a small frog leaped on Sibyl's robes from the pond. It looked at her and croaked. Sibyl stepped back and gave a gasp of surprise.

'Don't worry, I'll save you!' cried heroically Filch, grabbing his trusty mop.

The frog got scared and jumped into her hair. Sibyl tried to stop Argus, but to no avail.

'Take that, you devil's minion!' roared Filch, swinging with his mop high in the air.

He took an almighty swing and crashed the mop onto her head with all force he could muster. The frog escaped, and Sibyl landed unconscious onto the ground.

'Uh, oh..' Blushed Filch.

'Argus, you twit!' Roared Snape, as he settled in a swish of robes next to her, 'You knocked her out!'

Filch just blushed more.

'I know how te revive her!' yelled Hagrid, making a scene.

Hagrid took off his boots, and took off one huge, hairy and smelly orange sock off his foot. He stuffed the sock under her nose. She immediately woke up.

'See, I told you that taking no bath for two months helps!' said proudly Hagrid.

Snape glared at him, and turned back to Sibyl.

'Are you alright?' he asked softly.

Sibyl nodded. Then she realized how close he was to her. He was holding her head. He was coming closer... Suddenly, Severus dropped her head, and her head fell onto the floor. Thanks very much, she thought.

'We have to go.' Announced Snape, getting up.

'Right, follow me.' Said Dushan.

They went to the crowded streets and came to a small pet shop. They went in. Inside, there were millions of animals, like a zoo. It also smelled like one. (If you don't know what I'm talking about, go to your local zoo and ask the zookeepers not to wash the animals for a few days. Then you will know what I'm talking about.)

A skinny Chinese man wearing light blue robes came out.

'Yes?' he asked with a strong Chinese accent.

'We are looking for a clue to the missing ingredient.' Answered Dushan firmly.

The man's ears perked up at this.

'Code?' he asked.

Dushan thought.

' " The early bird was too tired to catch the worm." ' said Dushan.

The Chinese man seemed to accept this.

'Look in there.' He said nodding to a cage.

They looked. Inside was a miniature green dragon snapping its fangs to the visitors. It spread out its scaly green wings, covering a piece of parchment.

'There it is!' exclaimed Snape.

'But how do we get it?' frowned Filch.

Dushan looked around. He became pale.

'Hagrid! Don't!' screamed Dushan.

Happy Hagrid was opening the cage! The dragon hissed at him.

' Down, Jenny!' he ordered cheerfully.

The dragon seemed to accept him happily. She laid down as Hagrid scooped up the parchment. The others looked at him in wonder.

'Our messenger dragons,' chucked the man,' we use them instead of owls. They are small, but reliable to send a message. She seems to like you.'

As Hagrid patted the dragon, Snape read the message out loud.

'" A queen of the Sikh had died, leaving a temple behind." ' read Snape.

'It's a puzzle!' frowned Dushan.

Snape, who was good at puzzles, gave a small, sort of smile.

'The Taj Mahal in India,' he breathed,' that is our next place to go to.'

The others had understood. Hundreds of years ago in India, a queen, Mumtaz Mahal had died. Her husband built a temple, the Taj Mahal, in her memory.

Before they left, they saw the Chinese man consulting with Hagrid. Hagrid signaled them to wait in the street. Our confused friends had waited.

Suddenly, Hagrid came out side, carrying a cage. In it was...

'Isn't Jenny cute?' he chuckled, pointing to the dragon in the cage.

'You're going to carry that?!' cried out Fich, pointing to the dragon. The dragon hissed back.

'I'm surprised that they aren't expensive!' murmured Hagrid, looking at the creature lovingly.

'Well hurry up! We have to catch a plane!' exclaimed Dushan.

They all ran out of the square, while someone watched them from the shadows...

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