High School High
#109 James
Outside of Walking in High School High is the usual, you should know them by now
Erica: High School High. What a name. Who came up with that anyway?
Prue: You know, I don't think anyone did. It just showed up.
Ashley: Yeah, right. Someone had to name the school.
Alec: Yeah, otherwise, High School High will just be -------
Max: What's ------?
Alec: Just: -------.
Leo: Hey Paige, do you have the homework from Science?
Paige: Yeah, straight from James.
She gives Leo the Paper
Cole: Get me one too.
Logan: Just get everybody one.
Alec: Who is this James anyway? Probally could get a lot of money from this.
Piper: He doesn't take money. Kind of a gift to everyone at the school.
Brandi: So this guy doesn't have any motives?
Phoebe: I guess not.
Max: That doesn't make any sense. I mean come on, he must have some kind of trackers or camera's on these papers.
Leo: He doesn't have that kind of money. Just a lot of time.
Ashley: I can see that. He didn't even photocopy it. All by hand.
Brandi: Do you think it's magic?
Phoebe: Come on, he's not Harry Potter.
Glenn: Or is he?
Cole: Now that I think about it, he kinda does look like the dude on all those, things with lot of paper, what do you call them?
Piper: Books?
Cole: Yeah, books.
Alec: Oh so now you think that he's on a parrael universe finding some guy that killed his parents.
Logan: It has has happened before.
Max: Yeah, we might want to check that out.
They keep walking past Alec thinking about if this "James" really is Harry Potter. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't you'll have to keep reading
Alec: Wait a minute, what?!
Inside of Science class is Phoebe, Alec, Glenn, Max, and Piper, all in class with Mr. Sputnick
Sputnick: Hello everyone, welcome to another hour of science with your favorite host me, Mr. Sputnick. Today, we have a new student. Mr. Alec?
He gets up and walks up to the front of the class
Sputnick: That's funny it doen't state you last name, Mr. Alec.
Alec: Oh, that's because I don't have one. My parent's said that last name's only shows possesion of male of the home. Plus my mom got married six times, kinda got me confused.
Kaitie: Alec Blank. I like.
Sputnick: Alec Blank. Nice, Kaitie.
Alec: I like it. Doesn't really have a ring to it.
Sputnick: Tell us about yourself, Mr. Blank.
Alec: Well, I am Alec Blank, and I come from Seattle in 20-, uh, a big, big house in the Seattle.
Kaitie: Really?
Alec: Yeah, and I have 13 horses and 22 dogs, 5 cats, and a parraket. I have my own car-
Katie: You have a car?!
Alec: Yeah, I like to live dangerously. Actually, I also have a Ninja. Black, like a Dark Angel.
Max: Please.
Kaitie: Why did you move, sounds like paradise.
Alec: I couldn't stand being so far from your beatiful face.
Sputnick: Okay, Mr. Blank. Enough of your love tactics on Mrs. Dune. Sit down.
He goes to the back with Glenn, Piper, Max, and Phoebe Mr. Sputnick goes back to teaching
Glenn: Trust me, you do not want to run her way.
Alec: Why?
Glenn: Well, she can kill you with her lips. Literally.
Alec: Can't we all?
Glenn: Look Alec, she's trouble. Plus she out to get us.
Alec: And I should stop seeing her because?
Max: Because you'll get your as-
Sputnick: Ms. Guevera, was that you about to use a dirty word in front of the whole universe.
Max: I don't think everyone could hear me.
Sputnick: Strike, Max. Two more to go.
Max: Look what you made me do.
She hits him in the arm
Alec: Me? What did I do Ms. Guevera?
Walking out of Sputnicks class
Alec: So, what's next at High School High?
Piper: P.E.
Phoebe: God, I do not feel like it now.
Alec: What so bad about P.E.?
Max: You'll see.
Inside of the Gym The P.E teacher who is more like a drill instructor is screaming in Alec's face
P.E Teacher: ARE YOU A PRETTY BOY MR. BLANK?!
Alec: I'll guess I'll have to be for the both of us.
Everyone starts to laugh
P.E Teacher: DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
Alec does them in less than 30 seconds cause he's a transgenic just like Max
P.E Teacher: YOU'RE A TRANSGENIETIC AREN'T YOU?!
Alec: A transgenic. But, since you're so limited in your vocab I'll let you slide by.
He turns around to the Gym class
Alec: That's why it doesn't pay to skip school children.
Everyone's laughing as the Coach pulls Alec out of the Gym by his ear
P.E Teacher: THAT'S IT! DON'T EVER THINK ABOUT COMING IN THIS GYM AGAIN DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT, (yada, yada, yada)
As the Coach pulls him out by his ear you know that girl that always tries to kill everybody, oh yeah right thanks, Kaitie, talking to one of her highest followers
Kaitie: Alec is mine.
Gym teacher storms up into the office with Alec in tow screaming at the top of his lungs at him
Prue: Alec, in trouble on the first day, in second period? God, you beat Cole's record.
Prue, Erica, Brandi, and Ashley are inside a office with Alec
P.E Teacher: THIS KID IS DISREPECTIN ME! YOU DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!
Ashley: So, Glenn, what did you do?
Alec: Nothing.
Prue: I have known you guys long enough to know that nothing is always something.
Alec: You just met me last week.
Erica: You know what she's saying.
Alec: He just went crazy on me. I think it's his steriods talking.
Ashley: Since this is you first offense-
Glenn disrupts Ashley with two secretarys trying to pull him to the Principals office keep in mind that their screaming over all the commotion that Glenn's making
Glenn: Alec! How's it goin?!
Alec: Good!
Secretary: Glenn!
Glenn: I got to take up some business with the principal again.
Alec: What did you do?!
Glenn: Flooded all the bathrooms!
Alec: That's great! You know, if you-
Prue: Alec!
Prue slams the door on his face
Alec: Sorry. You were saying?
Ashley: Since this is your first offense, you get off the hook. This time.
Alec: Okay. Out.
He gets up walks outside of the office and runs into Katie
Alec: Oh, hi Katie. How it goin?
Katie: Principals office on the first day. Bad boy?
Alec: If you want. My parent's say that I'm just missunderstood. And I think the word mistake comes to mind also.
Katie laughs this fake little oh my I'm so helpless laugh and they start to walk down the hall
Katie: So, do you like High School High so far?
Alec: Yeah, actually. Max and the guys have been showing me around-
Katie: Wait a minute, you hang out with them?
Alec: What. What do you mean?
Katie: If you hang out with them you'll never make it in this school. Espically not with me. Crash 8 o'clock. Be there.
She walks away with Alec totally confused about the whole situation
At lunch time Glenn walks up
Glenn: You would not believe what just happened to me in ISS.
Paige: What, what you didn't get another ISS out of ISS?
Glenn: No.You know James?
Phoebe: Yeah, what about him?
Glenn: He was in ISS for making a broom float to his hand.
Piper: And? There's all kinds of kids that can make thing come to them.
Glenn: But not a broom for flying! Then in ISS he was playing this game with this pencil and peice of paper and he made them float, and get this, from me research, I think he was playing Quiddich.
Logan: Quiddich. Right.
Paige: Well, at least he's reading.
Phoebe: Glenn, as much as we want to believe you, James is just James. No wands, no invisible cape, nothing. He doesn't even have any powers.
Glenn: How did he make a paper and a pencil float? And isn't it just strange that "Harry's" father's name is Lilly?
Max: Lilly?!
Glenn: Sorry, that's his Mom. James?!
Leo: If we ask "James" if he is really Harry Potter will you leave us alone?
Glenn: What would happen if I said no?
Leo: Do you wanna go or not?
Glenn: Okay, okay, okay. I'll go.
They leave
Logan: I, uh gotta go. I'm already thirty minutes late for math.
Cole: Yeah me too. I gotta go. Got a janitor that won't pay up his loan.
Logan and Cole get up and leave
Alec walks up
Alec: Something really weird just happened to me.
Max: What you just found out that hated by most and despised by others?
Alec: No, I was coming out of the office, right, and I ran into Kaite.
Piper: Katie? Oh god.
Phoebe: She didn't ask you out did she?
Alec: More like forced me.
Max: Don't go.
Alec: Why not?
Piper: We're not exactly friends with Katie and her goons. Actually, they tried to kill us a couple of times in middle school.
Alec: So you had a bad past what does that have to with me.
Phoebe: It means that you have to pick a side.
Alec: What if I don't want to.
Max: There is no what if I don't want to. You have to and you will.
She stands up face to face with him
Alec: Fine then I will. And by the way I'm not Logan, so I think I can take you.
He walks over to Katie's table
Piper: Look what you just did. Now we have to go save him from her later. Oh well.
Logan: Is that a hot pocket?
Max: Have it.
Leo and Glenn orb in front of James
Leo: James, hi. Can we talk to you for a second?
James: What do you want?
Glenn: DO YOU LIKE TEA OR COFFEE?! ANSWER THE QUESTION JAMES!
James: Uh, tea.
Glenn: SEE I TOLD YOU!
Leo: He means are you British?
James: (in a bristish accent) No. Of coarse not!
Glenn: HE'S A REDCOAT! DOES THE NAME HARRY POTTER COME TO MIND?!
James: No. I don't know what you're talking about.
Leo: I think you do.
James tries to hit Leo and Leo in defense hit him in the face knocking him unconscious and orbing all in the middle of this orbing to the assitants principal office
Prue: You knocked him unconscious?!
Leo: Sorry. But he hit me first!
Ashley: That doesn't matter. The point is he unconscious and you're not.
Glenn: We need your help Prue.
Prue: For what?
Glenn: We need you to astral project to Hogwarts.
Prue: Everyone who's read the book knows that you can't get to Hogwarts with magic.
Glenn: You can with 9 3/4.
Prue astral's them to 9 3/4 safley and conscious with James talking in a british accent the rest of this ep
James: Why did you take me here?!
Glenn: We want to help you. Cool Train!
Glenn runs over to the train
James: I don't want to stay here. I can't.
Ashley: Why?
James: Voldemort.
Erica: I thought he was dead.
James: You've obviously only read 3 chapters in the book.
Brandi: Listen Harry, or James, whoever you are, this is your home. England. Not in San Fran. You don't belong.
Leo: She's right. You really stick out. Ragged clothes, cloak, your glasses kinda take the cake too.
Worker: Get off the train!
Glenn is on top of the train with workers nipping at his heals
Glenn: Leo, look at me!
Leo: Crap. Glenn, get down.
Everyone but James walk up to the train coaxing Glenn to get off of it
James: Welcome to Hogwarts.
Logan and Cole at stitting around reading magazines in Cole's room with Alec getting ready for his forced date
Alec: White or leather?
Cole: Leather. She called you a bad boy right? Act like one.
Alec: You haven't talked to the girls today have you?
Cole: Nope. Why?
Alec: No reason.
Logan: Who's the chick anyway?
Alec: I, uh, don't know her name. This was my first day at High School High.
Cole: But you could at least know her name.
Logan: Come on. We know you know who it is.
Cole: These magazines are goldmines! 10 things you wish your boyfriend would do: One- Listen. Wow, I never thought of that. Does anyone else know about this?
Alec: Only you Cole.
Cole: Keep this a secrect. We don't want the competition rising on us.
Logan: Cole, you have a girlfriend.
Cole: I'm not married. That still makes me single.
Alec: Okay, I'm ready.
Alec walked out of the bathroom with leather pants, jackets, hat, shoes, everything, with a black t-shirt, a do rag under his Gucci leather hat, a black leather belt (think Usher)
Logan: Perfect. What do you think Cole?
Cole: I like it.
Doorbell rings
Alec: That's her.
They walk down the stairs
Logan: She picked you up. That's a change.
Cole: She's a keeper.
Alec: Okay, well you guys have girlfriends so let me try and get one.
Cole: So who's the lucky lady behind door number 1?
Cole opens the door and sees that it's Katie and closes it on her face
Cole: Wrong door. Let's try the next one. Like the back door where you can ESCAPE! You're going out with her tonight?! You can't go out with her! Anyone but her.
Alec: You too?! What is wrong with Katie?!
Logan: She's some kind of voodo type thing. You know Medusa?
Alec: Yeah.
Logan: Well, she can do almost the same thing. Except she has to kiss you instead.
Cole: Kinda like Poison Ivy from Batman and Medusa from Big Wolf On Campus. She only tried to kill him when he didn't go out on another date with him.
Logan: You do not want to rub her the wrong way.
Cole: Stay away from her. If you want to live.
Alec: I guess that I don't.
He opens the door
Alec: Sorry Katie. I thought I was supposed to meet you?
Katie: Didn't want you to run.
Alec: Me, run? No, of coarse not!
Logan: ALEC! Don't go!
Cole: Poison Lips! Poison!
He gets in the limo and leaves
Logan: Girls?
Cole: Girls.
They close the door
On the Hogwarts express
Ron: Harry! What's up haven't seen you in a while. Who's that lot?
James: They're my friends. Ron meet Leo, Glenn, Prue, Erica, Ashley, and Brandi.
Ron: Hi.
Brandi goes up to Ron and starts poking him
Brandi: He is real!
Ron: You okay?
Brandi: Yeah I'm fine. Do you have a girlfriend?
Erica: Brandi!
Brandi: Hey it would be nice to have a paper back boyfriend.
Ashley: I read all your books.
Ron: Books? What books?! I don't write.
Hermione walks in
Hermione: Who are you?!
Prue: Who are you?!
Hermione: Hermione Granger and you are?
Prue: Prue Halliwell. I think you might reconize me as the Charmed Ones.
Hermione: The Charmed Ones! I read of all your vanquishes! You are very popular down here! Even more than Harry. Of coarse he sent he-who-should- not-be-named into some deep sleep, but you. Every day you might die, but here you are! Alive and well.
Prue: I have three sisters. Paige, Phoebe, and Piper. They're the Charmed Ones also.
Hermione: But there can only be three Charmed Ones. You have four.
Prue: Well, I'm supposed to die first by one of their school time friends. So that doesn't leave them stranded as the Power of Three when I'm gone. So one of us is kind of a alternate.
Hermione: Are you afraid? Of dying I mean.
Prue: It's all of our time someday, I mean look at Leo. He's dead.
Hermione: He doesn't look dead.
Prue: Well that's because he's a whitelighter. They're dead but they protect innocents, and when they get hurt they save them. In lamense terms they're gaurdian angels.
Glenn: There's Hogwarts.
Ron: No it's not.
Glenn: Then what's this my friend?! You've been here longer than I have and you don't even know your own school!
Erica: Glenn, that's a farm.
Glenn: Oh. Well, it could be with some work.
Leo: Right. James-
Ron: James?!
Leo: Harry, tell us now. Why don't you want to go to Hogwarts?
Harry(James): Voldemort.
Ashley: What about him?
Harry(James): He's back. And he isn't going to quit untill he finds me.
Glenn: Too late.
This big black thing come storming at the train and hits it knocking it on it's side with everyone flying everywhere. It punches out the window and grabs everybody
Voldemort: Welcome back Harry.
The manor
Max: So what you're trying to say is, you let Alec go with Katie?!
Logan: We had no choice. That's why we wanted to come and get you.
Phoebe: Where is he going?
Cole: Crash. Said something about it earlier.
Piper: We still might have a chance to save him.
Crash
Phoebe: Have you seen two teenagers come here? One skanky the other all in leather?
Employee: Yeah, left about two hours ago.
Piper: Do you know where they went?
Employee: No. They just left in a big black limo. Man, would I love to have one of those.
They walk outside of Crash
Logan: Where does everyone go after Crash?
Piper: Home?
Logan: No.
Phoebe: Jade's Turn?
Logan: Exactly. If she want's to kill Alec, what better place than, Jade's Corner?
Voldemort's lair
Voldemort: Harry. Looks like you brought some friends with you this time. I'm not going to sleep untill I kill you! And your friends, their just a dessert. So come on. Try me.
they try fighting him but he is far too strong
Prue: We need a power of three spell! Leo, go get them!
Leo: I can't leave you! What if you get hurt?!
Ashley: Who cares, just go!
They try fighting him at Leo orbs out
At Jade's Corner in the limo Alec and Katie are laughing
Alec: You know, I was wrong about you. Everyone said you were bad news from the beginning, and I almost didn't go out on this date, but I said that's everyone else's opinion. I want to see for myself. People have different perspective's.
Katie: Thanks for noticing.
She tries to kiss him but the thoughts of her "poison lips" made him think twice and pull back
Katie: What's wrong?
Alec: Nothing. I'm just a laid back country guy, and I was raised that I should not kiss a girl on the first date.
Katie: I thought you were from Seattle?
Alec: I am. It's just that my Mom she was raised in Kentucky, yeah Kentucky, and even though I was born and raised in Seattle, I'm still grown that country way.
Katie: Well, this is not the country and your Mom's not here.
She tries to kiss him again and he has no more room to move out of the way and she almost kisses him until to the rescue Logan throws a log through the window
Katie: What the?!
Logan: Alec come on!
Alec tries to run out but he trips out of the car door and they try throwing energy balls, freezing, anything they got but she was way too powerful for them flinging them 100 feet back and she kneels down to try and kiss Alec in his fateful death and Alec dissapears in front of her right before she touches his lips and turns kim to marble
Piper: Where'd he go?
Leo orbs in
Phoebe: Leo. What are you doing here?
Leo just grabs them and orbs out
In the underworld Alec is in front of a big desk with huge leather chair turned around, the classic
Alec: Where am I?!
Demon: Hello, Alec. Welcome to the underworld. How's it going?
Alec: Well, I almost got killed by my date, but otherwise I'm fine.
Demon: Would you like to thank the person who saved you?
Alec: Yeah, if they were here. I should've listened to them all along.
Demon: They did not save you. I did.
Alec: And who are you?
Demon: I'm a friend of the Charmed Ones and their whole little clan.
Alec: Why don't you show your face. Maybe I'll reconize you.
Demon: You won't. I died supposedly after I sacrificed myself. I was in limbo, peaceful place, but Tempus brought me back. So here I am full demon and not a halfbreed like Cole or Ashley.
Demon turns around
Demon: I'm J. And I need you to help me and your friends.
Meanwhile everyone was fighting Voldemort but Voldemort now was way too powerful ever for the power of three people were scattered all over with Leo trying to heal them all Voldemort was about to kill Harry when Alec appeared right in front of him Voldemort suprised stopped
Voldemort: What do you want?
Alec: You.
He uses the powers that J gave him and messes up Voldemort pretty bad who then fled the scene (it was so bad really I can't even give you the details you can be creative)
Cole: How did you do that? If Max couldn't take him then neither should you.
Alec: A little help from someone.
Prue: Who?!
Alec: You'll find out in due time. Remind yourselves to thank me later.
Alec shimmers out
Piper: Alec can't shimmer.
Erica: Let's find out why.
They orb and shimmer into the Manor with Alec and J sitting in a chair lounging
J: Remeber me?
Phoebe: J. I thought you were dead.
J: I was. But now, I'm reborn. A full demon, not some half breed. Meet my new associate, Alec.
Alec: Hey.
Max: What did you do to him?
J: Nothing. It was all his choice. You didn't really think you can take Voldemort on by yourself did you? How do you feel Alec?
Alec: I feal good.
J: I SAID HOW DO YOU FEAL ALEC?!
Alec: I FEAL GOOD!
J: I love that. I saved you, so now you owe me. Don't think I'll do it again. A new Source is gonna rise soon, I can feel it. So keep your eyes peeled. It could be you.
J and Alec start to laugh and they shimmer out in the underworld
J: You think they bought it?
Alec: Hook, line, and sinker.
They start to laugh
J: Man I love being evil.
Outside of Walking in High School High is the usual, you should know them by now
Erica: High School High. What a name. Who came up with that anyway?
Prue: You know, I don't think anyone did. It just showed up.
Ashley: Yeah, right. Someone had to name the school.
Alec: Yeah, otherwise, High School High will just be -------
Max: What's ------?
Alec: Just: -------.
Leo: Hey Paige, do you have the homework from Science?
Paige: Yeah, straight from James.
She gives Leo the Paper
Cole: Get me one too.
Logan: Just get everybody one.
Alec: Who is this James anyway? Probally could get a lot of money from this.
Piper: He doesn't take money. Kind of a gift to everyone at the school.
Brandi: So this guy doesn't have any motives?
Phoebe: I guess not.
Max: That doesn't make any sense. I mean come on, he must have some kind of trackers or camera's on these papers.
Leo: He doesn't have that kind of money. Just a lot of time.
Ashley: I can see that. He didn't even photocopy it. All by hand.
Brandi: Do you think it's magic?
Phoebe: Come on, he's not Harry Potter.
Glenn: Or is he?
Cole: Now that I think about it, he kinda does look like the dude on all those, things with lot of paper, what do you call them?
Piper: Books?
Cole: Yeah, books.
Alec: Oh so now you think that he's on a parrael universe finding some guy that killed his parents.
Logan: It has has happened before.
Max: Yeah, we might want to check that out.
They keep walking past Alec thinking about if this "James" really is Harry Potter. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't you'll have to keep reading
Alec: Wait a minute, what?!
Inside of Science class is Phoebe, Alec, Glenn, Max, and Piper, all in class with Mr. Sputnick
Sputnick: Hello everyone, welcome to another hour of science with your favorite host me, Mr. Sputnick. Today, we have a new student. Mr. Alec?
He gets up and walks up to the front of the class
Sputnick: That's funny it doen't state you last name, Mr. Alec.
Alec: Oh, that's because I don't have one. My parent's said that last name's only shows possesion of male of the home. Plus my mom got married six times, kinda got me confused.
Kaitie: Alec Blank. I like.
Sputnick: Alec Blank. Nice, Kaitie.
Alec: I like it. Doesn't really have a ring to it.
Sputnick: Tell us about yourself, Mr. Blank.
Alec: Well, I am Alec Blank, and I come from Seattle in 20-, uh, a big, big house in the Seattle.
Kaitie: Really?
Alec: Yeah, and I have 13 horses and 22 dogs, 5 cats, and a parraket. I have my own car-
Katie: You have a car?!
Alec: Yeah, I like to live dangerously. Actually, I also have a Ninja. Black, like a Dark Angel.
Max: Please.
Kaitie: Why did you move, sounds like paradise.
Alec: I couldn't stand being so far from your beatiful face.
Sputnick: Okay, Mr. Blank. Enough of your love tactics on Mrs. Dune. Sit down.
He goes to the back with Glenn, Piper, Max, and Phoebe Mr. Sputnick goes back to teaching
Glenn: Trust me, you do not want to run her way.
Alec: Why?
Glenn: Well, she can kill you with her lips. Literally.
Alec: Can't we all?
Glenn: Look Alec, she's trouble. Plus she out to get us.
Alec: And I should stop seeing her because?
Max: Because you'll get your as-
Sputnick: Ms. Guevera, was that you about to use a dirty word in front of the whole universe.
Max: I don't think everyone could hear me.
Sputnick: Strike, Max. Two more to go.
Max: Look what you made me do.
She hits him in the arm
Alec: Me? What did I do Ms. Guevera?
Walking out of Sputnicks class
Alec: So, what's next at High School High?
Piper: P.E.
Phoebe: God, I do not feel like it now.
Alec: What so bad about P.E.?
Max: You'll see.
Inside of the Gym The P.E teacher who is more like a drill instructor is screaming in Alec's face
P.E Teacher: ARE YOU A PRETTY BOY MR. BLANK?!
Alec: I'll guess I'll have to be for the both of us.
Everyone starts to laugh
P.E Teacher: DROP AND GIVE ME 50!
Alec does them in less than 30 seconds cause he's a transgenic just like Max
P.E Teacher: YOU'RE A TRANSGENIETIC AREN'T YOU?!
Alec: A transgenic. But, since you're so limited in your vocab I'll let you slide by.
He turns around to the Gym class
Alec: That's why it doesn't pay to skip school children.
Everyone's laughing as the Coach pulls Alec out of the Gym by his ear
P.E Teacher: THAT'S IT! DON'T EVER THINK ABOUT COMING IN THIS GYM AGAIN DISRESPECTING ME LIKE THAT, (yada, yada, yada)
As the Coach pulls him out by his ear you know that girl that always tries to kill everybody, oh yeah right thanks, Kaitie, talking to one of her highest followers
Kaitie: Alec is mine.
Gym teacher storms up into the office with Alec in tow screaming at the top of his lungs at him
Prue: Alec, in trouble on the first day, in second period? God, you beat Cole's record.
Prue, Erica, Brandi, and Ashley are inside a office with Alec
P.E Teacher: THIS KID IS DISREPECTIN ME! YOU DO SOMETHING WITH HIM!
Ashley: So, Glenn, what did you do?
Alec: Nothing.
Prue: I have known you guys long enough to know that nothing is always something.
Alec: You just met me last week.
Erica: You know what she's saying.
Alec: He just went crazy on me. I think it's his steriods talking.
Ashley: Since this is you first offense-
Glenn disrupts Ashley with two secretarys trying to pull him to the Principals office keep in mind that their screaming over all the commotion that Glenn's making
Glenn: Alec! How's it goin?!
Alec: Good!
Secretary: Glenn!
Glenn: I got to take up some business with the principal again.
Alec: What did you do?!
Glenn: Flooded all the bathrooms!
Alec: That's great! You know, if you-
Prue: Alec!
Prue slams the door on his face
Alec: Sorry. You were saying?
Ashley: Since this is your first offense, you get off the hook. This time.
Alec: Okay. Out.
He gets up walks outside of the office and runs into Katie
Alec: Oh, hi Katie. How it goin?
Katie: Principals office on the first day. Bad boy?
Alec: If you want. My parent's say that I'm just missunderstood. And I think the word mistake comes to mind also.
Katie laughs this fake little oh my I'm so helpless laugh and they start to walk down the hall
Katie: So, do you like High School High so far?
Alec: Yeah, actually. Max and the guys have been showing me around-
Katie: Wait a minute, you hang out with them?
Alec: What. What do you mean?
Katie: If you hang out with them you'll never make it in this school. Espically not with me. Crash 8 o'clock. Be there.
She walks away with Alec totally confused about the whole situation
At lunch time Glenn walks up
Glenn: You would not believe what just happened to me in ISS.
Paige: What, what you didn't get another ISS out of ISS?
Glenn: No.You know James?
Phoebe: Yeah, what about him?
Glenn: He was in ISS for making a broom float to his hand.
Piper: And? There's all kinds of kids that can make thing come to them.
Glenn: But not a broom for flying! Then in ISS he was playing this game with this pencil and peice of paper and he made them float, and get this, from me research, I think he was playing Quiddich.
Logan: Quiddich. Right.
Paige: Well, at least he's reading.
Phoebe: Glenn, as much as we want to believe you, James is just James. No wands, no invisible cape, nothing. He doesn't even have any powers.
Glenn: How did he make a paper and a pencil float? And isn't it just strange that "Harry's" father's name is Lilly?
Max: Lilly?!
Glenn: Sorry, that's his Mom. James?!
Leo: If we ask "James" if he is really Harry Potter will you leave us alone?
Glenn: What would happen if I said no?
Leo: Do you wanna go or not?
Glenn: Okay, okay, okay. I'll go.
They leave
Logan: I, uh gotta go. I'm already thirty minutes late for math.
Cole: Yeah me too. I gotta go. Got a janitor that won't pay up his loan.
Logan and Cole get up and leave
Alec walks up
Alec: Something really weird just happened to me.
Max: What you just found out that hated by most and despised by others?
Alec: No, I was coming out of the office, right, and I ran into Kaite.
Piper: Katie? Oh god.
Phoebe: She didn't ask you out did she?
Alec: More like forced me.
Max: Don't go.
Alec: Why not?
Piper: We're not exactly friends with Katie and her goons. Actually, they tried to kill us a couple of times in middle school.
Alec: So you had a bad past what does that have to with me.
Phoebe: It means that you have to pick a side.
Alec: What if I don't want to.
Max: There is no what if I don't want to. You have to and you will.
She stands up face to face with him
Alec: Fine then I will. And by the way I'm not Logan, so I think I can take you.
He walks over to Katie's table
Piper: Look what you just did. Now we have to go save him from her later. Oh well.
Logan: Is that a hot pocket?
Max: Have it.
Leo and Glenn orb in front of James
Leo: James, hi. Can we talk to you for a second?
James: What do you want?
Glenn: DO YOU LIKE TEA OR COFFEE?! ANSWER THE QUESTION JAMES!
James: Uh, tea.
Glenn: SEE I TOLD YOU!
Leo: He means are you British?
James: (in a bristish accent) No. Of coarse not!
Glenn: HE'S A REDCOAT! DOES THE NAME HARRY POTTER COME TO MIND?!
James: No. I don't know what you're talking about.
Leo: I think you do.
James tries to hit Leo and Leo in defense hit him in the face knocking him unconscious and orbing all in the middle of this orbing to the assitants principal office
Prue: You knocked him unconscious?!
Leo: Sorry. But he hit me first!
Ashley: That doesn't matter. The point is he unconscious and you're not.
Glenn: We need your help Prue.
Prue: For what?
Glenn: We need you to astral project to Hogwarts.
Prue: Everyone who's read the book knows that you can't get to Hogwarts with magic.
Glenn: You can with 9 3/4.
Prue astral's them to 9 3/4 safley and conscious with James talking in a british accent the rest of this ep
James: Why did you take me here?!
Glenn: We want to help you. Cool Train!
Glenn runs over to the train
James: I don't want to stay here. I can't.
Ashley: Why?
James: Voldemort.
Erica: I thought he was dead.
James: You've obviously only read 3 chapters in the book.
Brandi: Listen Harry, or James, whoever you are, this is your home. England. Not in San Fran. You don't belong.
Leo: She's right. You really stick out. Ragged clothes, cloak, your glasses kinda take the cake too.
Worker: Get off the train!
Glenn is on top of the train with workers nipping at his heals
Glenn: Leo, look at me!
Leo: Crap. Glenn, get down.
Everyone but James walk up to the train coaxing Glenn to get off of it
James: Welcome to Hogwarts.
Logan and Cole at stitting around reading magazines in Cole's room with Alec getting ready for his forced date
Alec: White or leather?
Cole: Leather. She called you a bad boy right? Act like one.
Alec: You haven't talked to the girls today have you?
Cole: Nope. Why?
Alec: No reason.
Logan: Who's the chick anyway?
Alec: I, uh, don't know her name. This was my first day at High School High.
Cole: But you could at least know her name.
Logan: Come on. We know you know who it is.
Cole: These magazines are goldmines! 10 things you wish your boyfriend would do: One- Listen. Wow, I never thought of that. Does anyone else know about this?
Alec: Only you Cole.
Cole: Keep this a secrect. We don't want the competition rising on us.
Logan: Cole, you have a girlfriend.
Cole: I'm not married. That still makes me single.
Alec: Okay, I'm ready.
Alec walked out of the bathroom with leather pants, jackets, hat, shoes, everything, with a black t-shirt, a do rag under his Gucci leather hat, a black leather belt (think Usher)
Logan: Perfect. What do you think Cole?
Cole: I like it.
Doorbell rings
Alec: That's her.
They walk down the stairs
Logan: She picked you up. That's a change.
Cole: She's a keeper.
Alec: Okay, well you guys have girlfriends so let me try and get one.
Cole: So who's the lucky lady behind door number 1?
Cole opens the door and sees that it's Katie and closes it on her face
Cole: Wrong door. Let's try the next one. Like the back door where you can ESCAPE! You're going out with her tonight?! You can't go out with her! Anyone but her.
Alec: You too?! What is wrong with Katie?!
Logan: She's some kind of voodo type thing. You know Medusa?
Alec: Yeah.
Logan: Well, she can do almost the same thing. Except she has to kiss you instead.
Cole: Kinda like Poison Ivy from Batman and Medusa from Big Wolf On Campus. She only tried to kill him when he didn't go out on another date with him.
Logan: You do not want to rub her the wrong way.
Cole: Stay away from her. If you want to live.
Alec: I guess that I don't.
He opens the door
Alec: Sorry Katie. I thought I was supposed to meet you?
Katie: Didn't want you to run.
Alec: Me, run? No, of coarse not!
Logan: ALEC! Don't go!
Cole: Poison Lips! Poison!
He gets in the limo and leaves
Logan: Girls?
Cole: Girls.
They close the door
On the Hogwarts express
Ron: Harry! What's up haven't seen you in a while. Who's that lot?
James: They're my friends. Ron meet Leo, Glenn, Prue, Erica, Ashley, and Brandi.
Ron: Hi.
Brandi goes up to Ron and starts poking him
Brandi: He is real!
Ron: You okay?
Brandi: Yeah I'm fine. Do you have a girlfriend?
Erica: Brandi!
Brandi: Hey it would be nice to have a paper back boyfriend.
Ashley: I read all your books.
Ron: Books? What books?! I don't write.
Hermione walks in
Hermione: Who are you?!
Prue: Who are you?!
Hermione: Hermione Granger and you are?
Prue: Prue Halliwell. I think you might reconize me as the Charmed Ones.
Hermione: The Charmed Ones! I read of all your vanquishes! You are very popular down here! Even more than Harry. Of coarse he sent he-who-should- not-be-named into some deep sleep, but you. Every day you might die, but here you are! Alive and well.
Prue: I have three sisters. Paige, Phoebe, and Piper. They're the Charmed Ones also.
Hermione: But there can only be three Charmed Ones. You have four.
Prue: Well, I'm supposed to die first by one of their school time friends. So that doesn't leave them stranded as the Power of Three when I'm gone. So one of us is kind of a alternate.
Hermione: Are you afraid? Of dying I mean.
Prue: It's all of our time someday, I mean look at Leo. He's dead.
Hermione: He doesn't look dead.
Prue: Well that's because he's a whitelighter. They're dead but they protect innocents, and when they get hurt they save them. In lamense terms they're gaurdian angels.
Glenn: There's Hogwarts.
Ron: No it's not.
Glenn: Then what's this my friend?! You've been here longer than I have and you don't even know your own school!
Erica: Glenn, that's a farm.
Glenn: Oh. Well, it could be with some work.
Leo: Right. James-
Ron: James?!
Leo: Harry, tell us now. Why don't you want to go to Hogwarts?
Harry(James): Voldemort.
Ashley: What about him?
Harry(James): He's back. And he isn't going to quit untill he finds me.
Glenn: Too late.
This big black thing come storming at the train and hits it knocking it on it's side with everyone flying everywhere. It punches out the window and grabs everybody
Voldemort: Welcome back Harry.
The manor
Max: So what you're trying to say is, you let Alec go with Katie?!
Logan: We had no choice. That's why we wanted to come and get you.
Phoebe: Where is he going?
Cole: Crash. Said something about it earlier.
Piper: We still might have a chance to save him.
Crash
Phoebe: Have you seen two teenagers come here? One skanky the other all in leather?
Employee: Yeah, left about two hours ago.
Piper: Do you know where they went?
Employee: No. They just left in a big black limo. Man, would I love to have one of those.
They walk outside of Crash
Logan: Where does everyone go after Crash?
Piper: Home?
Logan: No.
Phoebe: Jade's Turn?
Logan: Exactly. If she want's to kill Alec, what better place than, Jade's Corner?
Voldemort's lair
Voldemort: Harry. Looks like you brought some friends with you this time. I'm not going to sleep untill I kill you! And your friends, their just a dessert. So come on. Try me.
they try fighting him but he is far too strong
Prue: We need a power of three spell! Leo, go get them!
Leo: I can't leave you! What if you get hurt?!
Ashley: Who cares, just go!
They try fighting him at Leo orbs out
At Jade's Corner in the limo Alec and Katie are laughing
Alec: You know, I was wrong about you. Everyone said you were bad news from the beginning, and I almost didn't go out on this date, but I said that's everyone else's opinion. I want to see for myself. People have different perspective's.
Katie: Thanks for noticing.
She tries to kiss him but the thoughts of her "poison lips" made him think twice and pull back
Katie: What's wrong?
Alec: Nothing. I'm just a laid back country guy, and I was raised that I should not kiss a girl on the first date.
Katie: I thought you were from Seattle?
Alec: I am. It's just that my Mom she was raised in Kentucky, yeah Kentucky, and even though I was born and raised in Seattle, I'm still grown that country way.
Katie: Well, this is not the country and your Mom's not here.
She tries to kiss him again and he has no more room to move out of the way and she almost kisses him until to the rescue Logan throws a log through the window
Katie: What the?!
Logan: Alec come on!
Alec tries to run out but he trips out of the car door and they try throwing energy balls, freezing, anything they got but she was way too powerful for them flinging them 100 feet back and she kneels down to try and kiss Alec in his fateful death and Alec dissapears in front of her right before she touches his lips and turns kim to marble
Piper: Where'd he go?
Leo orbs in
Phoebe: Leo. What are you doing here?
Leo just grabs them and orbs out
In the underworld Alec is in front of a big desk with huge leather chair turned around, the classic
Alec: Where am I?!
Demon: Hello, Alec. Welcome to the underworld. How's it going?
Alec: Well, I almost got killed by my date, but otherwise I'm fine.
Demon: Would you like to thank the person who saved you?
Alec: Yeah, if they were here. I should've listened to them all along.
Demon: They did not save you. I did.
Alec: And who are you?
Demon: I'm a friend of the Charmed Ones and their whole little clan.
Alec: Why don't you show your face. Maybe I'll reconize you.
Demon: You won't. I died supposedly after I sacrificed myself. I was in limbo, peaceful place, but Tempus brought me back. So here I am full demon and not a halfbreed like Cole or Ashley.
Demon turns around
Demon: I'm J. And I need you to help me and your friends.
Meanwhile everyone was fighting Voldemort but Voldemort now was way too powerful ever for the power of three people were scattered all over with Leo trying to heal them all Voldemort was about to kill Harry when Alec appeared right in front of him Voldemort suprised stopped
Voldemort: What do you want?
Alec: You.
He uses the powers that J gave him and messes up Voldemort pretty bad who then fled the scene (it was so bad really I can't even give you the details you can be creative)
Cole: How did you do that? If Max couldn't take him then neither should you.
Alec: A little help from someone.
Prue: Who?!
Alec: You'll find out in due time. Remind yourselves to thank me later.
Alec shimmers out
Piper: Alec can't shimmer.
Erica: Let's find out why.
They orb and shimmer into the Manor with Alec and J sitting in a chair lounging
J: Remeber me?
Phoebe: J. I thought you were dead.
J: I was. But now, I'm reborn. A full demon, not some half breed. Meet my new associate, Alec.
Alec: Hey.
Max: What did you do to him?
J: Nothing. It was all his choice. You didn't really think you can take Voldemort on by yourself did you? How do you feel Alec?
Alec: I feal good.
J: I SAID HOW DO YOU FEAL ALEC?!
Alec: I FEAL GOOD!
J: I love that. I saved you, so now you owe me. Don't think I'll do it again. A new Source is gonna rise soon, I can feel it. So keep your eyes peeled. It could be you.
J and Alec start to laugh and they shimmer out in the underworld
J: You think they bought it?
Alec: Hook, line, and sinker.
They start to laugh
J: Man I love being evil.