High School High
#110- All Jocked Up
In the underworld lies J and Alec discussing about their next world destruction idea
Alec: Where's Tempus?
J: What about him? We don't need him anymore.
Alec: Okay.
J: So, here's the plan. You get them all to sign up for some kinda sport, right, like football, and then with hundreds of people rooting for the all American High School Team, BAM! Demons everywhere, attacking innocent citizens.
Alec: A football game? Come on J you can come up better than that.
J: See, no one will expect demons to attack at a high school football game, but, they will in a cemetary, like everyone else did. And what happened to them, Alec?
Alec: They died.
J: By whom?
Alec: The Charmed Ones.
J: Exactly. See, when you come up in a different style, no expects it's you, and no one knows it's you. You see what I'm trying to get at here?
Alec: Yeah. I do.
J: Send this to Coach Hives. Keep him updated at all times. Okay?
Alec: Whatever.
Alec shimmers out of the dark, damp, and kinda funky place where J dwells(still trying to get that Tempus smell outta there) in into the oh so popular High School High with everyone at the same lunch table lounging
Alec: Just posted. We have to join something extra to pass this year.
Glenn: What?! Oh, come on! I can't even pass my regular classes let alone this one!
Paige: Glenn, sweetie, not those kind of classes.
Glenn: Oh, well, then I want to be a cheerleader!
Cole: Glenn, come on be a man.
Alec: How about football?
Leo: Football?
Alec: What's wrong with football? I mean, we get all the glory, trophies, plus we might even get a scholarship. If you play good enough.
Logan: Football it is. I mean it won't hurt. Cole you'll be the captian as usual we fade into the backround......
Cole: Sounds good to me. Guys?
Leo: Fine. I'm in.
Alec: Good, tryouts are this afternoon. Girls, I suggest you join cheerleading.
Piper: Cheerleading?! Oh, come on.
Phoebe: What, I mean, we get the same benefits that they do Piper.
Piper: But cheerleading?!
Paige: What? Piper afraid of loosing nuerons?
Glenn: Can I have some?
Max: Glenn.
Glenn: What?
Max: Nevermind. Come on Piper, it won't hurt.
Piper: Fine, I got this far with you.
Yes, it's after another fine day a High School High with only one kid being vanquished today, oh sorry, getting off topic, at the gym...........
Coach Hives: (Reading A Paper)Men and Women. Today, you are going to be tested to your highest physical abbilites. You greatest fears- aw, forget this, boys outside, ladies go towards Coach Grisam, she'll tell you what to do.
The boys run outside with Coach Hives following the girls all walk towards Coach Grisam who is in front of a big object covered by a black sheet
Coach Grisam: Welcome to cheerleading ladies-(June Bug and Dan clear their throat) oh, and gentlemen You only task is this: If you get out from what is behind me, you might be on the team. Might. This tests your mind and physical abbilities, don't think this is easy. It not. Okay? Pull it!
Two janitors pull back the sheet and unviels this HUGE obsticale course with every limit of physical abbilities that you can name of, robes, tangels, rock climbing, whatever
Piper: Oh, my god.
Outside on the field everyone is doing great, except for Cole who has mounds and mounds of dripping sweat all over him from struggling to do push ups
Coach Hives: Come on Turner! Pick up the paste!
He starts pushing Cole to the ground with his feet so he can do a full pushup while Alec has a 200 pound jacket on without breaking a sweat
Alec: Come on Cole. You can do this I know you can. Push yourself to the limit.
Cole: I'm trying!
The girls are watching Cole struggle
Paige: And I thought June Bug did bad.
Phoebe: Come on he's just saving his strenth.
Max: Come on Phoebe. Practice is almost over in three minutes. He sucks at football. Cole isn't the Golden boy everyone thought he would be. Or was.
June Bug: Piper, what's up Cole? He looks worst than I do playing.
Dan: Probally, worse. COLE! NICE JOB!
Phoebe: Dan! Stop making it worse than it already is.
Coach Hives dismisses the guys they all start walking up to the gym reasurring Cole that he did fine
Cole: No I didn't. Come on! I suck at football!
Alec: Cole, you did great. Even better than me.
Leo: Yeah Cole. I'm sure you'll make captain, again as usual.
Glenn: We all know it. Cole sucks at football. Hey, even I'm better at it than him.
Cole glares at Glenn and storms off
Paige: Glenn, what did you do?!
She takes him by the ear and leads him into the gym
Coach Hives: Results will be posted tomorrow. Alec, go to my office after you get dresed out.
Alec: Okay coach.
He follows the coach into his office and closes the door
Coach Hives: And news?
Alec: Yeah. J told me to give you this.
Coach Hives: Great.
He looks at the paper
Coach Hives: Does she mind if I change some of these positions? I mean, Cole did really bad out there today.
Alec: As long as they get on the team.
Leo barges into the room and Coach Hives hides the paper immediately
Coach Hives: Leo Wyatt?! What in sam hill are you doing here?!
Leo: I was going to get Alec, it's time to go.
Coach Hives: Next time you barge in here you, you- just go!
Alec: Bye Coach.
Coach Hives: Yeah, whatever.
Alec gets his things and leaves with Leo following
At the manor with everyone but Alec
Leo: Has anyone notcied that Alec has acted a little wierd lately, now that Alec has demonic powers? I mean, he's never here.
Brandi: Maybe, he's just getting used to his new powers. You know testing them out somewhere.
Piper: J gave her those powers. Ashley, have you talked to her lately?
Ashley: No. Why?
Prue: Well, that's what sister's do after they found out that they've been risen from the dead.
Ashley: That's not my sister. That's Tempus's dream. To have someone to reign after him. J would never do that.
Max: What are you trying to get at here?
Ashley: What I'm saying is that J's demonic side wasn't my sister. She was a toataly different person. Sometimes she didn't even roconise me. She almost killed me once. The good side, the humane side was my sitster. She died. That, that's just a wannabe.
Phoebe: So, you think she's up to something?
Ashley: Up to something? When she went through her phases, she was always up to something big. And she didn't even have all her powers. Probally killed Tempus. She doesn't need him anymore.
Logan: That means Alec is in this too. See, I knew why I didn't trust him.
Max: He wasn't always a demon.
Logan: Well he is now.
Max: You were just jealous of the guy since he came here.
Logan: AM NOT!
Max: YES YOU ARE!
Leo: OKAY! We get it. Cole, what do you think?
Cole was far away from the group almost in another room being obsolete
Cole: Okay, yeah, ask the future Source everything. All we gotta do is ask him, he knows everything about demons. Golden Boy.
Logan:Well Cole considering that you are a demon you know alot more about them than we do, and you also know that the future can be change just as easily as it happened. There's a 1% chance that you'll become the Source the way we screw things up.
Cole: Fine. Think of a plan and just keep quiet and no passing hints Paige. He isn't as stupid as you think.
Paige: Fine I'll aviod him.
Brandi: Okay so we got our bad guys lets, tag em.
Cole: Wait, don't get them. Let them come to you.
Leo: Well, what do we do till then?
Cole: We wait.
Ah yes it's another day and High School High, and guess what, today is the day that results for the cheerleading and football teams are up Everyone pushing everyone out of the way trying to see who got what if you made the team at all but the Coach walks up and pulls the sheet off the wall
Coach Hives: Since you can't get in a orderly line, I will read out the positions: Here they are as follows for Co-Ed Cheerleading.
Glenn: Co-Ed? Hey you told me that they didn't have a co-ed cheerleading?! I want to be a cheerleader!!
Alec kicks him under his legs and make him fall into Leo who claspes his mouth
Leo: Glenn! Shut up.
Coach Hives: As I was saying: Ladies-Captian Max Guevera, Kelly Wright, Melly Gue, Phoebe Halliwell, Alice Jackson, Macie Thresham, Paige Matthews, Shelly Right, Jennie Black, Piper Halliwell, Katie Gresam, and Kyli Quine. The Guys for Cheerleading: Dan Weis, and JuneByg Kendall.
Everyone by now jumping up and down screaming
Coach Hives: Okay, Okay. For the Guys football team: Quaterback and Captain- Leo Wyatt, Line Backer- Bobby Fisher, Runningback- Logan Cale, Reciever- Alec Blank, Field Goal Kicker- Glenn Dowe, Runningback- Kyle Markers, Waterboy- Jiles Palmer, Left Tackle- Dayrl Morris, (this is after a lot of names have been named) and last but not least, backup Field Goal Kicker- Cole Turner.
Cole: What?! This is not happening to me!
Dan: Looks like it is, all star Golden Boy washed up.
Cole: Better than being a MALE cheerleader! I think the slang word is GAY!
Dan: Well, least I'm first string!
Guys lunge at each other fight punching kicking Cole getting ready to send a energy ball to now powerless Dan, but the Coaches break it up
Coach Grisam: Cole! What are you thinking?! You can kill him! Have you forgotten he's human now?! Go to the lockers both of you!
They sulk into the office
Glenn: Did I win?
Before the game in Coach Hives office
Alec: You asked to see me?
Coach Hives: Sit down. It happing tonight.
Alec: Tonight?! I thought it was when we went to the championships.
Coach Hives: She wants it done tonight.
Alec: Why?
Coach Hives: Don't ask me. She just does.
Outside on the field the girls are on the sideline cheering guys are talking to the Coach on some tips
Alec: Okay guys, this is our first game all we gotta do is win.
Logan: It's all coming together now.
Alec: Hands up on three. One Two Three-
EVERYONE: GAME TIME!!!
Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first game of the season between the 12 time national champions High School Highs very own Soldiers and the Valley High Bulls. This is going to be an interesting game tonight folks with both new captains and totally new teams this year. And we are into the game!
The game goes as usual with only 5 seconds on the clock in the 4 quater with both teams tied and High School High with the ball. The cheerleaders holding their breath, and the football players worn down, Alec makes the biggest decision in his 5 minutes of his life- he snaps the ball and fakes and runs for it! Players jumping at him left and right he waves right through them and makes a toachdown, but before anyone can celebrate their victory, hundreds of demons runs to the players on the field
Opposing Team Mate: OH MY GOD!!!!
Everyone from the opposing team tries to escape while the High School High kids run and fight the demons out numbered by thousands and the other opposing teams looking at every one of the classmates of High School High fighting-even the cheerleaders, so they decide to join in also. Everywhere you looked those High Schoolers were outnumbered but to the rescue here comes J who, with her new powers, kills about a hundred of the demons in on energy ball and they rest shimmer so they won't be her next victim
Ashley: J?
Alec: J? What was that?
J: Me.
End
In the underworld lies J and Alec discussing about their next world destruction idea
Alec: Where's Tempus?
J: What about him? We don't need him anymore.
Alec: Okay.
J: So, here's the plan. You get them all to sign up for some kinda sport, right, like football, and then with hundreds of people rooting for the all American High School Team, BAM! Demons everywhere, attacking innocent citizens.
Alec: A football game? Come on J you can come up better than that.
J: See, no one will expect demons to attack at a high school football game, but, they will in a cemetary, like everyone else did. And what happened to them, Alec?
Alec: They died.
J: By whom?
Alec: The Charmed Ones.
J: Exactly. See, when you come up in a different style, no expects it's you, and no one knows it's you. You see what I'm trying to get at here?
Alec: Yeah. I do.
J: Send this to Coach Hives. Keep him updated at all times. Okay?
Alec: Whatever.
Alec shimmers out of the dark, damp, and kinda funky place where J dwells(still trying to get that Tempus smell outta there) in into the oh so popular High School High with everyone at the same lunch table lounging
Alec: Just posted. We have to join something extra to pass this year.
Glenn: What?! Oh, come on! I can't even pass my regular classes let alone this one!
Paige: Glenn, sweetie, not those kind of classes.
Glenn: Oh, well, then I want to be a cheerleader!
Cole: Glenn, come on be a man.
Alec: How about football?
Leo: Football?
Alec: What's wrong with football? I mean, we get all the glory, trophies, plus we might even get a scholarship. If you play good enough.
Logan: Football it is. I mean it won't hurt. Cole you'll be the captian as usual we fade into the backround......
Cole: Sounds good to me. Guys?
Leo: Fine. I'm in.
Alec: Good, tryouts are this afternoon. Girls, I suggest you join cheerleading.
Piper: Cheerleading?! Oh, come on.
Phoebe: What, I mean, we get the same benefits that they do Piper.
Piper: But cheerleading?!
Paige: What? Piper afraid of loosing nuerons?
Glenn: Can I have some?
Max: Glenn.
Glenn: What?
Max: Nevermind. Come on Piper, it won't hurt.
Piper: Fine, I got this far with you.
Yes, it's after another fine day a High School High with only one kid being vanquished today, oh sorry, getting off topic, at the gym...........
Coach Hives: (Reading A Paper)Men and Women. Today, you are going to be tested to your highest physical abbilites. You greatest fears- aw, forget this, boys outside, ladies go towards Coach Grisam, she'll tell you what to do.
The boys run outside with Coach Hives following the girls all walk towards Coach Grisam who is in front of a big object covered by a black sheet
Coach Grisam: Welcome to cheerleading ladies-(June Bug and Dan clear their throat) oh, and gentlemen You only task is this: If you get out from what is behind me, you might be on the team. Might. This tests your mind and physical abbilities, don't think this is easy. It not. Okay? Pull it!
Two janitors pull back the sheet and unviels this HUGE obsticale course with every limit of physical abbilities that you can name of, robes, tangels, rock climbing, whatever
Piper: Oh, my god.
Outside on the field everyone is doing great, except for Cole who has mounds and mounds of dripping sweat all over him from struggling to do push ups
Coach Hives: Come on Turner! Pick up the paste!
He starts pushing Cole to the ground with his feet so he can do a full pushup while Alec has a 200 pound jacket on without breaking a sweat
Alec: Come on Cole. You can do this I know you can. Push yourself to the limit.
Cole: I'm trying!
The girls are watching Cole struggle
Paige: And I thought June Bug did bad.
Phoebe: Come on he's just saving his strenth.
Max: Come on Phoebe. Practice is almost over in three minutes. He sucks at football. Cole isn't the Golden boy everyone thought he would be. Or was.
June Bug: Piper, what's up Cole? He looks worst than I do playing.
Dan: Probally, worse. COLE! NICE JOB!
Phoebe: Dan! Stop making it worse than it already is.
Coach Hives dismisses the guys they all start walking up to the gym reasurring Cole that he did fine
Cole: No I didn't. Come on! I suck at football!
Alec: Cole, you did great. Even better than me.
Leo: Yeah Cole. I'm sure you'll make captain, again as usual.
Glenn: We all know it. Cole sucks at football. Hey, even I'm better at it than him.
Cole glares at Glenn and storms off
Paige: Glenn, what did you do?!
She takes him by the ear and leads him into the gym
Coach Hives: Results will be posted tomorrow. Alec, go to my office after you get dresed out.
Alec: Okay coach.
He follows the coach into his office and closes the door
Coach Hives: And news?
Alec: Yeah. J told me to give you this.
Coach Hives: Great.
He looks at the paper
Coach Hives: Does she mind if I change some of these positions? I mean, Cole did really bad out there today.
Alec: As long as they get on the team.
Leo barges into the room and Coach Hives hides the paper immediately
Coach Hives: Leo Wyatt?! What in sam hill are you doing here?!
Leo: I was going to get Alec, it's time to go.
Coach Hives: Next time you barge in here you, you- just go!
Alec: Bye Coach.
Coach Hives: Yeah, whatever.
Alec gets his things and leaves with Leo following
At the manor with everyone but Alec
Leo: Has anyone notcied that Alec has acted a little wierd lately, now that Alec has demonic powers? I mean, he's never here.
Brandi: Maybe, he's just getting used to his new powers. You know testing them out somewhere.
Piper: J gave her those powers. Ashley, have you talked to her lately?
Ashley: No. Why?
Prue: Well, that's what sister's do after they found out that they've been risen from the dead.
Ashley: That's not my sister. That's Tempus's dream. To have someone to reign after him. J would never do that.
Max: What are you trying to get at here?
Ashley: What I'm saying is that J's demonic side wasn't my sister. She was a toataly different person. Sometimes she didn't even roconise me. She almost killed me once. The good side, the humane side was my sitster. She died. That, that's just a wannabe.
Phoebe: So, you think she's up to something?
Ashley: Up to something? When she went through her phases, she was always up to something big. And she didn't even have all her powers. Probally killed Tempus. She doesn't need him anymore.
Logan: That means Alec is in this too. See, I knew why I didn't trust him.
Max: He wasn't always a demon.
Logan: Well he is now.
Max: You were just jealous of the guy since he came here.
Logan: AM NOT!
Max: YES YOU ARE!
Leo: OKAY! We get it. Cole, what do you think?
Cole was far away from the group almost in another room being obsolete
Cole: Okay, yeah, ask the future Source everything. All we gotta do is ask him, he knows everything about demons. Golden Boy.
Logan:Well Cole considering that you are a demon you know alot more about them than we do, and you also know that the future can be change just as easily as it happened. There's a 1% chance that you'll become the Source the way we screw things up.
Cole: Fine. Think of a plan and just keep quiet and no passing hints Paige. He isn't as stupid as you think.
Paige: Fine I'll aviod him.
Brandi: Okay so we got our bad guys lets, tag em.
Cole: Wait, don't get them. Let them come to you.
Leo: Well, what do we do till then?
Cole: We wait.
Ah yes it's another day and High School High, and guess what, today is the day that results for the cheerleading and football teams are up Everyone pushing everyone out of the way trying to see who got what if you made the team at all but the Coach walks up and pulls the sheet off the wall
Coach Hives: Since you can't get in a orderly line, I will read out the positions: Here they are as follows for Co-Ed Cheerleading.
Glenn: Co-Ed? Hey you told me that they didn't have a co-ed cheerleading?! I want to be a cheerleader!!
Alec kicks him under his legs and make him fall into Leo who claspes his mouth
Leo: Glenn! Shut up.
Coach Hives: As I was saying: Ladies-Captian Max Guevera, Kelly Wright, Melly Gue, Phoebe Halliwell, Alice Jackson, Macie Thresham, Paige Matthews, Shelly Right, Jennie Black, Piper Halliwell, Katie Gresam, and Kyli Quine. The Guys for Cheerleading: Dan Weis, and JuneByg Kendall.
Everyone by now jumping up and down screaming
Coach Hives: Okay, Okay. For the Guys football team: Quaterback and Captain- Leo Wyatt, Line Backer- Bobby Fisher, Runningback- Logan Cale, Reciever- Alec Blank, Field Goal Kicker- Glenn Dowe, Runningback- Kyle Markers, Waterboy- Jiles Palmer, Left Tackle- Dayrl Morris, (this is after a lot of names have been named) and last but not least, backup Field Goal Kicker- Cole Turner.
Cole: What?! This is not happening to me!
Dan: Looks like it is, all star Golden Boy washed up.
Cole: Better than being a MALE cheerleader! I think the slang word is GAY!
Dan: Well, least I'm first string!
Guys lunge at each other fight punching kicking Cole getting ready to send a energy ball to now powerless Dan, but the Coaches break it up
Coach Grisam: Cole! What are you thinking?! You can kill him! Have you forgotten he's human now?! Go to the lockers both of you!
They sulk into the office
Glenn: Did I win?
Before the game in Coach Hives office
Alec: You asked to see me?
Coach Hives: Sit down. It happing tonight.
Alec: Tonight?! I thought it was when we went to the championships.
Coach Hives: She wants it done tonight.
Alec: Why?
Coach Hives: Don't ask me. She just does.
Outside on the field the girls are on the sideline cheering guys are talking to the Coach on some tips
Alec: Okay guys, this is our first game all we gotta do is win.
Logan: It's all coming together now.
Alec: Hands up on three. One Two Three-
EVERYONE: GAME TIME!!!
Announcer: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first game of the season between the 12 time national champions High School Highs very own Soldiers and the Valley High Bulls. This is going to be an interesting game tonight folks with both new captains and totally new teams this year. And we are into the game!
The game goes as usual with only 5 seconds on the clock in the 4 quater with both teams tied and High School High with the ball. The cheerleaders holding their breath, and the football players worn down, Alec makes the biggest decision in his 5 minutes of his life- he snaps the ball and fakes and runs for it! Players jumping at him left and right he waves right through them and makes a toachdown, but before anyone can celebrate their victory, hundreds of demons runs to the players on the field
Opposing Team Mate: OH MY GOD!!!!
Everyone from the opposing team tries to escape while the High School High kids run and fight the demons out numbered by thousands and the other opposing teams looking at every one of the classmates of High School High fighting-even the cheerleaders, so they decide to join in also. Everywhere you looked those High Schoolers were outnumbered but to the rescue here comes J who, with her new powers, kills about a hundred of the demons in on energy ball and they rest shimmer so they won't be her next victim
Ashley: J?
Alec: J? What was that?
J: Me.
End