Crazy Quest 2: Mission to Asia
Writer's Note: Ok, here is the new Crazy Quest story that you have all been
waiting for. All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except Dushan. Why
doesn't anyone review?
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The Indian Ministry of Magic was kind enough to give them a portkey which will take them to Bhutan (the portkey was a miniature Taj Mahal statue).
They landed on the freezing snow. The wind blew powerfully on the mountains. They could barely see ahead of them.
'Brrr!' whimpered Filch, with his teeth chattering.
Jenny the dragon howled loudly and curled up, with her wings covering her.
They saw not far away a small Buddhist temple. They marched towards it. It was farther away than they expected. The wind soon stopped blowing and everything was quiet.
'Let's sing!' roared Hagrid happily.
Since no one had anything better to do, they agreed with Hagrid. They all began to sing out of tune:
'Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Hagrid,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Flobberworm here, a Hippogriff there,
Here a Fluffy, everywhere a Werewolf puppy,
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Trelawney,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Tarot card here, a teacup there,
Here a Grim, there a crystal ball.
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!'
So that's how they continued until they reached the giant oak doors of the temple. They swayed open inwards. Our friends stepped inside. There were worshiper Buddhists sitting on the floor, around a huge table, dressed in red robes.
'Gryffindor lovers.' Mumbled Snape.
They looked at the newcomers, stopping their meditation.
'Welcome, friends,' one said,' how can we help you?'
'We are searching for a message,' explained Dushan,' Can you help us?'
They priest smiled.
'I'm afraid I cannot help you.' He answered.
Hagrid stepped up in front of the group. He was behind them.
'We need help, we 'aven't come here fer nothing!' he growled.
But the priest stared at Hagrid's hand.
'You have tamed the great god!' exclaimed the priest in wonder,' No one can control the great god or one of his children!'
The priest was referring to Jenny! She hissed and grumbled in her cage. At that noise, the priests bowed before them.
'Poor girl!' said Hagrid sympathetically, taking no notice of the specter before him,' I should let her out.'
He opened her cage and she climbed on his shoulders willingly. This amazed even more the Buddhists.
'You must have the message!' one of them blurted out.
He ran out of the room and brought a scroll. He placed it in Dushan's hands. Dushan unrolled it.
'"Brave warriors fought in this land, the Samurai and kamikaze band.'" Read out Dushan.
'It's in Japan!' exclaimed Snape.
Dushan turned to the worshippers.
'Thank you very much, but how can we find your Ministry of Magic?' he asked.
'Go straight down the mountain. You will find a small wizard village. There you will find the Ministry.' One spoke up.
Our friends went out.
'Well, that was... interesting...' spoke up uncertainly Trelawney.
'You said it.' Said Filch.
Behind them, the dark shadow that was following them( aren't you getting sick of that shadow?) had slipped on a glacier a landed down with an 'OWW!'.
'What was that?' asked Snape, looking around.
'Must have been another snow leopard that slipped on ice.' Answered Dushan, shrugging.
They agreed happily.
'Shall we continue?' asked Hagrid.
They agreed and went on singing their song:
'Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Snape,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Slythering here, taking points off Gryffindor there,
Here Gillyweed, there a Boomslang, one Unicorn hair.
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Filch,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a bucket here, a dirty mop there,
Here a broom, there is his Mrs.Norris goon!
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!'
Author's Note: I know this wasn't a very good chapter, but you all have to review. (Chants song from 'We Will Rock You') You will, you will, review! Thanks for the fan art Cheo! Where could I see it?
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The Indian Ministry of Magic was kind enough to give them a portkey which will take them to Bhutan (the portkey was a miniature Taj Mahal statue).
They landed on the freezing snow. The wind blew powerfully on the mountains. They could barely see ahead of them.
'Brrr!' whimpered Filch, with his teeth chattering.
Jenny the dragon howled loudly and curled up, with her wings covering her.
They saw not far away a small Buddhist temple. They marched towards it. It was farther away than they expected. The wind soon stopped blowing and everything was quiet.
'Let's sing!' roared Hagrid happily.
Since no one had anything better to do, they agreed with Hagrid. They all began to sing out of tune:
'Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Hagrid,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Flobberworm here, a Hippogriff there,
Here a Fluffy, everywhere a Werewolf puppy,
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Trelawney,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Tarot card here, a teacup there,
Here a Grim, there a crystal ball.
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!'
So that's how they continued until they reached the giant oak doors of the temple. They swayed open inwards. Our friends stepped inside. There were worshiper Buddhists sitting on the floor, around a huge table, dressed in red robes.
'Gryffindor lovers.' Mumbled Snape.
They looked at the newcomers, stopping their meditation.
'Welcome, friends,' one said,' how can we help you?'
'We are searching for a message,' explained Dushan,' Can you help us?'
They priest smiled.
'I'm afraid I cannot help you.' He answered.
Hagrid stepped up in front of the group. He was behind them.
'We need help, we 'aven't come here fer nothing!' he growled.
But the priest stared at Hagrid's hand.
'You have tamed the great god!' exclaimed the priest in wonder,' No one can control the great god or one of his children!'
The priest was referring to Jenny! She hissed and grumbled in her cage. At that noise, the priests bowed before them.
'Poor girl!' said Hagrid sympathetically, taking no notice of the specter before him,' I should let her out.'
He opened her cage and she climbed on his shoulders willingly. This amazed even more the Buddhists.
'You must have the message!' one of them blurted out.
He ran out of the room and brought a scroll. He placed it in Dushan's hands. Dushan unrolled it.
'"Brave warriors fought in this land, the Samurai and kamikaze band.'" Read out Dushan.
'It's in Japan!' exclaimed Snape.
Dushan turned to the worshippers.
'Thank you very much, but how can we find your Ministry of Magic?' he asked.
'Go straight down the mountain. You will find a small wizard village. There you will find the Ministry.' One spoke up.
Our friends went out.
'Well, that was... interesting...' spoke up uncertainly Trelawney.
'You said it.' Said Filch.
Behind them, the dark shadow that was following them( aren't you getting sick of that shadow?) had slipped on a glacier a landed down with an 'OWW!'.
'What was that?' asked Snape, looking around.
'Must have been another snow leopard that slipped on ice.' Answered Dushan, shrugging.
They agreed happily.
'Shall we continue?' asked Hagrid.
They agreed and went on singing their song:
'Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Snape,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a Slythering here, taking points off Gryffindor there,
Here Gillyweed, there a Boomslang, one Unicorn hair.
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!
And in that school he had a Filch,
E-I-E-I-O!
With a bucket here, a dirty mop there,
Here a broom, there is his Mrs.Norris goon!
Old Albus Dumbledore had a school,
E-I-E-I-O!'
Author's Note: I know this wasn't a very good chapter, but you all have to review. (Chants song from 'We Will Rock You') You will, you will, review! Thanks for the fan art Cheo! Where could I see it?