She tumbled down a long tunnel B4 falling heavily on a dirt floor.  She was alone in a room in some underground cave.  Chanting and singing could be heard in some separate room.  Anita cautiously got up and followed her ears to a huge cave room lit by candles with people in black robes walking in circles.  She saw Megan in the center of it all, wearing a tight fitting black dress, and gagged at her mouth.  She was sitting on a throne.  She all of a sudden looked over and spotted Anita.  Her eyes moved wildly and Anita signed to her to stay quiet.  She crept into the room and hid along the shadows of the cave wall watching the process, trying to figure out what to do.  She looked to her right and also bound up in the cave wall was… HER PARENTS!!  Anita ran over to them and let them free. 

"Anu!! Thanks so much!  Let's get out of here!!" her mom said. 

"No, I have to save Meagan and kill these people." 

"You can't!" her dad said. 

"Just get out of here!  Quickly!  There's a tunnel over there, climb out of it and go home.  Take this stake and stab anyone weird you see in the forest, GO!" Anita said with authority.  Surprisingly her parents left.  "Wow, that was easy!" Anita said to herself.  A little too easy she thought.  Anita just shrugged off the weird feeling she had felt as she had talked to her parents and turned to watch the proceedings. 

Meanwhile…as Anita's parents were walking through the tunnel, they turned into a hidden alcove. 

"That was easy!" Anita's mom explained. 

"Yeah." Her dad agreed.  "That Anita is so gullible!" 

Just as he was finishing his sentence both parents were surrounded by a dull glow and their disguises fell off and their true identities were revealed… it was the HARDY'S!  Matt and Jeff fixed their already greased hair…

Matt tapped Jeff  "C'mon, we need to get back and tell the master about our little visitor." 

The two brothers walked back to the center cavern then down another tunnel to inform the master about Anita. 

**Hurry up Anita** Meagan thought.  The gag they had shoved into her mouth made it so she couldn't yell about how much she disliked being tied up… and the fact that they were going to sacrifice her to some stupid moronic person wasn't making her too happy either.  When she had fallen down the shaft she had found out that people were waiting for her…they had gagged and tied her then dragged her down a series of tunnels into a dark room…her bonds and gags had then been removed and the door closed and locked behind her.  She had walked around the room hoping to find a way out or an object to use against the person who came to get her.  After about a minute she figured she had been brought to someone's room. 

"Oh great…what do they expect me to do, sleep?" 

"I had a better idea in mind," said a man from behind her. 

Meagan spun around to find the guy leaning against the doorway.  He had long blonde hair and he was tall.  He wore a long black coat and he had an evil smile spread across his face.  When the thought finally entered her mind that the door was open, she reached for the candlestick holder that she had managed to find.  The plan was that she'd knock him on the head then make her way back up the tunnel to meet Anita.

 "Uh, uh, uh" the guy said as he got to the candlestick first.  "You'd be a very bad house guest if you were to hit me on the head with that." 

"Then I hope you forgive me for this." And with saying that she kicked the guy in the groin. 

He fell to the floor holding himself and Meagan took this opportunity to leave.  She ran to the door and struggled to get the door open.  It was locked. 

"Grrrr…" Meagan said as she tried to open the door again. "Nooo"

From the floor she heard the guy groan,  "Why do you keep kicking me?"

Meagan stopped fighting the door because it was useless. 

"So you're the guy who tried to take me in the forest! You were pretty easy to get away from then.  So I bet I could beat you now for the key!" Meagan said with a smirk on her face. 

"You wanna try little girl?" With that the guy got up.  "Before we fight and I beat you, I thought I could introduce myself.  My name's Edge." 

Meagan went back into fighting stance.  "Yeah well I'm Meagan." And with that they began to circle each other. 

They both fought really well but Edge being a guy eventually won.  "LET GO OF ME!!!" Meagan screamed. 

"Nope.  I won fair and square." Edge replied, that evil smile back on his face.

 Just as Edge was leaning down the door opened and 2 more guys walked in.  One of them looked a lot like Edge and the other was just weird. "Can't you see I'm busy?  Why can't you 2 ever knock?" Edge sighed.  "Meagan this is my brother Christian and this is Gangrel."

"Uncle Gangy?!?" Meagan yelled. 

"Huh? What?" Gangy asked. 

"NM.  This girl Aryn…" Meagan Tried to explain

"Aryn?" Gangy cut in.  "I know her! She's my bitch!  I sired her!" Gangy said smiling. 

"YOU DID?" Meagan asked as she fell over laughing. 

"Can I have a little bite of her? She looks so juicy…" Chris said drooling.  "No!  The master will be angry!  WE should take her to the pre-sacrifice area." Edge said. 

And so Meagan was brought to the area, awaiting rescue.  Back to the present, Anita was watching horrified as she tried to figure out how she'd kill all these vamps alone until Megan was free.  She walked along the shadows back to the open area where she first entered, bumping into a HUGE soft, plushy object.  IT WAS VISCERA!

"AHH!!" Anita screamed bouncing off his plastic jacket.

Viscera grinned evilly, bearing his fangs.  He lunged at Anita and punched her, sending her flying into the air and landing on the floor with a sick thud.  He walked over to her, kicked her, then backed up.  Anita looked in horror, anticipating her doom.  Viscera ran at her and jumped into the air, preparing to throw all 500 pounds on her in a splash.  As he was falling down on her body, Anita pulled out a stake and held it at her chest.  With a horrified look, Viscera fell down on her, stake straight in his heart.  Anita got up, wiped the dust off of her triumphantly and picked up her stake.  She noticed a key lying on the floor, which must have fallen out of Viscera's pocket.  She picked it up, wondering where she would find the door for this key.  She walked along the tunnel and approached the 1st door with a keyhole she could find.  She stuck it in, turned it, and SOMEHOW it opened!  Anita slid into the room and slowly closed the door behind her.  She was in a small room that seemed to be the clothing and (luckily) the weapons room!  "Jackpot!" Anita smiled.  "Stupid vampires leaving all these things around."

She said as she opened her pack and stuffed in stakes, holy water, and tons of lighters.  She picked up a weapon which hooked to your arms with stakes coming out both sides.  She remembered seeing this weapon on Angel. 

"Cool!" She said excitedly hooking them to her arms and covering it with her shirt sleaves. 

She found a black robe exactly her size and put it on.  She sat there, thinking about any creative ways she could quickly kill vamp, cuz she knew she had to save Meagan quickly.  Upon inspecting the heel of her shoe, she realized it was wood, covered in rubber!  She removed the rubber and sharpened the heel enough to stake. 

"I'm gonna kick some vamp ass!" she yelled, maybe a little too loudly because the door opened and Kurt Angle walked in! 

"What do we have here?" said the Olympic gold medallist. 

"We have us a fight you annoying idiot." Anita said.  With that, the two went at it. 

Just as Kurt was getting the upper hand, Anita turned around and did a back kick straight into Kurt's chest.  The heel of her shoe penetrated (that could be a sick word) his heart, dusting him. 

"Man!  Is everyone here vampires?" she asked herself, picking up a crossbow.  "Not everyone," a voice replied.  "I'm here to help." Anita spun around only to find out her 'helper' was… Holly! 

"Holly!" Anita cried.  "What are you doing here?"

"Well I was taking a walk with Mike and we were ambushed by those guys in the robes.  I got away but Mike was taken.  I followed them to this place." Holly looked at the floor.  "I don't know where they took Mike."

Anita looked at Holly.  "Stop being such a wuss!"  Anita picked up a stake and handed it to Holly.

 "Here.  You'll need this." And with that Anita and Holly went back out into the shadows. 

By this time, Meagan was bored out of her mind.  She had finally worked the gag enough so that she could almost get it off.  **Then I'll give them a piece of my mind!** Meagan smiled at the thought, or tired to anyway.  **Stupid gag…** Meagan looked over at the 2 bros and Gangy.  **Quit looking at me! Why do they keep looking at me?  Stupid idiotic men** Meagan continued to look around.  **They really need to redecorate this place…and there's too many wrestlers…AND I'M COLD!  Stupid flimsy practically wearing nothing dress.**  Meagan looked down at the dress she was wearing.  **And why did it have to be a dress?  AND WHERE IS ANITA!** 

Just then, Meagan heard a gong sound off in the distance and saw all the wrestlers and vampires kneel down.  **I don't like this…Anita, where are you!?!?!?!**

Anita and Holly had heard the gong too but by this time they were far away from the center chamber.  Holly had whined so much about Mike that Anita had actually thought about handing Holly over to the vamps. But instead she had decided to look for Mike b/c it didn't look like Meagan was in too much trouble.  When the gong had sounded, Anita and Holly had turned to look at each other. 

"Probably serving dinner." Anita said with a shrug.  "Wait…let's just hope that Meagan doesn't end up being dinner." 

"Naw…she's too small to feed all of them."  Holly replied. 

Just then they heard someone yelling.

"It's Mike!" Holly yelled. 

"I'm here!" mike replied. 

Holly and Anita ran towards Mike's voice.  After freeing him they started back towards the center chamber. 

"Ok, now lets save Meagan" Anita said. 

Then Anita heard the sickening sound of a body hitting the floor.  She turned around just in time to be tackled by Mike.  Her stake had been lost in the struggle and she was helpless against him.  When suddenly, the Head Bangers showed up!  Inspired by their presence, Anita fought hard and was surprisingly able to kick Mike's ass.  As he lay pathetically on the floor, Anita staked him in his heart.  She turned around happily to face the  Head Bangers but was grabbed and dragged to the center hall.

 After the gong had finally stopped ringing in Meagan's ears, she realized that it was the introduction to someone's entry. (I know it doesn't make sense) Meagan timidly looked at the entry way above the set of stairs that had been carved out of the stone of the cavern and who she saw made her truly shake in horror.  It was the Undertaker who wasn't that scary, but right behind him was…the Spawn of Satan himself…MS. BURTON!!  Meagan screamed through her gag and promptly fainted. 

        By this time, Anita had been dragged into the chamber and the head bangers happily explained that they had caught someone.  Anita looked and found Meagan slouched in the throne.  Then Anita saw why.  She screamed as she saw the one person who is more evil then the wicked witch of the west. 

Ms. Burton just smiled at her former student.  When Meagan regained consciousness she really had to laugh.  There was Ms. Burton hanging all over the Lord of Darkness and he trying to stop her.  Edge came up and removed Meagan's gag. 

"This is where you join us!" he said planting that evil smil back on his face.  "We'll be spending a lot more time together."  Edge gently stroked Meagan's cheek with the back of his hand. 

"Get your hand off my face before I bite it off!" Meagan said angrily.  Edge wisely followed her instructions. 

The head bangers brought Anita up beside Meagan.  Meagan leaned over to Anita. 

"So what took you so long?" Anita replied with an annoyed look on her face, "I met up with Holly." 

"So where is she?" Meagan started to look around. 

"You can stop looking…she's dead." 

"Oh," Meagan replied sitting back in her seat. 

Just then Paul Bearer got everyone's attention by clearing his throat.  He then began to speak in that annoyingly high-pitched voice. 

"As you all know, we are gather here to consecrate the union between our Lord of Darkness and the Evil English teacher, Ms. Burton.  We have prepared our new member for the sacrifice she will make to make this union a long lasting one. 

Ms. Burton smiled and latched on to UT's arm.  Just as Paul Bearer was about to continue, UT interrupted him. 

"That's it!  I will not be eternally chained to this…this…" pointing at Ms. Burton.  "She is not evil!  She's semi-evil.  She's quasi evil, she's the margarine of evil.  She's the diet coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough!" 

"But…but…I thought we were in love!" Ms. Burton cried. 

"I only said that cuz I was getting laid."  UT replied and with that he pushed Ms. Burton into a pit of man eating something or others. 

"YEAH!!!" Anita and Meagan yelled like in the Simpson's.  Edge smiled evilly, looking Meagan up and down. 

"Stop that!" Meagan yelled, thought truly, she enjoyed it. 

"C'mon baby!  You know you like it…(ok, I know that sounds corny) Christian said making a pass at Meagan. 

"HEY! Stop it Chris!  I wanted her!" Suddenly the two bros started fighting, which sprung an all out brawl between the vamp/wrestlers. 

Anita took advantage of the opportunity to free Meagan from the bonds. 

"I'm free!! I'm FREE!!" Meagan yelled. 

"No you're not!" A black robed dude said, grabbing hold of Meagan. 

"DAMN IT ALL!!" Meagan yelled angrily as she turned around and grabbed at the dude's arm, scratching him on the way. 

"OW! I hate when you do that!" he yelled in a familiar voice. 

"Is that who I think it is?" Meagan said looking into the shadowy hood. 

The dude pulled down the hood to reveal…Michel!! 

"Michel?! NOOO!!" Meagan yelled as Michel's fangs came out.  "Now I'm gonna have to kill you!" she yelled. 

"I don't think so!" Michel yelled back. 

The two fought viciously, Meagan, eventually getting the upper hand.  She punched Michel and he fell to the ground.  Raising her stake she went towards Michel who had a horrified look on his face.  Just b4 Meagan got there, a sprawling Kirk jumped in the way to take the stake himself.  As he fell down with the stake in his heart he looked at Michel. 

"Chino 4 life," he said as he dusted. 

As Meagan looked on in disbelief, Michel disappeared.  "DAMN!" Meagan said. 

She turned around to find the brawl going on.  She saw Anita fighting like crazy, dusting off vamps as they came at her. 

"WOW!" Meagan said.  "She always looked so weak!" (ok, if this were real life, I would have been dead LONG ago…hehe…then again, if it were real life, there would be no vamps!)
"STOP THIS!!  AT ONCE!!"  a loud booming voice said from the shadows.  Everybody stopped fighting, looking Curiously at the speaker as he stepped forth (cool word) from the shadows.

        "YOU THERE!" he yelled, pointing at Anita.  "We must fight, combat style, to the death!" he said evilly.  Anita picked up her stake and walked to the centre circle.  As she passed by vampire Ivory she staked her.

        "Suuuuuuuuuucker!" Anita said as she dusted.  "I always hated her."

The cloaked dude stepped into the ring, removing his hood to reveal…GARY!!!