Crazy Quest 2: Mission to Asia
Writer's Note: Ok, here is the new Crazy Quest story that you have all been
waiting for. All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except Dushan.
Reviews are expected.
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Our friends went to the Japanese Ministry of Magic. The Minister gave them a portkey (which was a chopstick), which would take them to Turkey. Our friends touched it, went into a swirl of grayness and landed with a thump on the floor.
'My head hurts!' groaned Filch.
From the distance they heard the Islamic priest yelling some prayer from the balcony of the mosque towers. After a while he went inside.
'Probably went to get some tonic to clean his parched tonsils.' Suggested Severus.
They went walking down the dusty streets, until they came to a small market.
'Let's go there!' said excitedly Hagrid, pulling them with him.
They went to the market. They saw figs, melons, pomgranetes, dates( the fruit) etc. of the groceries.
'Look at the cloth!' Exclaimed Sibyl, pointing to a stand where beautiful cloths of silk and cotton were sold.
Jenny looked shrewdly at the cloths. She took a deep breath...
'No, Jenny, no!' cried out Hagrid.
But it was too late. Jenny blew out her fire, burning the silk in seconds. Silk? Silk doesn't burn in seconds!
'This is a fake!' screeched Filch, ' This is synthetic material!'
But the others grew nervous.
' Let's get out of here before the salesman sees the damage!' whispered hurriedly Dushan.
While the salesman had his back to them, our friends ran quickly away, never knowing that the man wore dark glasses (indicating that he was blind)! Our friends went around, touching, smelling, and burning other materials.
'Real silk! Real silk!' yelled one man behind the number 563 stall.
Our friends looked at him suspiciously.
'Real silk, eh?' asked Severus, raising an eyebrow, 'We'll see.'
The nervous man grew more nervous, as Hagrid put Jenny in front of him.
'Burn, Jenny, burn!' chanted our friends, as Jenny blew the flames onto the cloth.
The man had a heat attack at the sight, and fell onto the floor.
'Serves them right!' yelled a very patriotic Dushan.
Our friends left the salesman. They came onto another stall, which was selling kitchen knives.
'Do you have a license to sell these weapons?' asked Hagrid dangerously.
The man number 2 shook his head, looking very shocked.
'Death Eater!' roared Hagrid, jumping on his victim.
After a while, our friends left this man, with terrible consequences that I wouldn't want to tell you, because this is PG-13. They came onto another stall, which sold crystal balls for decoration. Trelawney, however, took this seriously.
'Those balls are fake!' Sibyl screeched.
She took a ball, and like a professional handball player, hit the goal, which was the salesman's forehead, successfully knocking him out.
They went to another stall. This man had seen what happened to the others, and he was selling mops.
'Let me try them!' snarled Filch, snatching one from the stall.
He touched and inspected it carefully, like a judge. To the man's relief, Filch smiled.
'Good mop.' Commented Filch, and he bought it.
They reached the end of the market, when they heard someone whistle to Snape from the shadows.
'I'm not gay, you know!' angrily said Severus.
'Psst!' Whispered the clothedperson.
Our friends went to him.
'I have the missing piece!' said the person, handing the message to them.
'Who are you?' asked Hagrid, grabbing that person's black cloak that covered the person. He pulled it over the person's face.
'Minerva!' cried all our friends together.
'Oh crap!' she said angrily, 'You blew my cover!'
She explained to them that she got the message from the Ministry.
'They just found out!' she finished, as Dushan opened the paper.
'"We have written the stories about the great nights."' Read Dushan loudly.
'They had love affairs?' inquired Filch.
'No, you twit, the missing ingredient is in Arabia,' snapped Snape.
'I must leave you now, I want to buy something in the market,' said Minerva.
'Don't bother,' called out Sibyl, as Minerva left,' they are all fake!'
As our friends left for the Ministry, the shadow that had been stalking them crept up behind Minerva, as she looked at the vegetables.
'What big figs they have!' were Minerva's last words, as the shadow hit her on the head with a huge melon and dragged her away unconscious.
Author's Note: Dun, dun, dun! What is going to happen? Please review. Also check out my new 'Allo 'allo story: 'Return of the Game', which is a sequel to 'Madness at times'. Read it and review, you won't regret it! ( Hint: Two Harry Potter characters make a guest appearance there!)
Our friends went to the Japanese Ministry of Magic. The Minister gave them a portkey (which was a chopstick), which would take them to Turkey. Our friends touched it, went into a swirl of grayness and landed with a thump on the floor.
'My head hurts!' groaned Filch.
From the distance they heard the Islamic priest yelling some prayer from the balcony of the mosque towers. After a while he went inside.
'Probably went to get some tonic to clean his parched tonsils.' Suggested Severus.
They went walking down the dusty streets, until they came to a small market.
'Let's go there!' said excitedly Hagrid, pulling them with him.
They went to the market. They saw figs, melons, pomgranetes, dates( the fruit) etc. of the groceries.
'Look at the cloth!' Exclaimed Sibyl, pointing to a stand where beautiful cloths of silk and cotton were sold.
Jenny looked shrewdly at the cloths. She took a deep breath...
'No, Jenny, no!' cried out Hagrid.
But it was too late. Jenny blew out her fire, burning the silk in seconds. Silk? Silk doesn't burn in seconds!
'This is a fake!' screeched Filch, ' This is synthetic material!'
But the others grew nervous.
' Let's get out of here before the salesman sees the damage!' whispered hurriedly Dushan.
While the salesman had his back to them, our friends ran quickly away, never knowing that the man wore dark glasses (indicating that he was blind)! Our friends went around, touching, smelling, and burning other materials.
'Real silk! Real silk!' yelled one man behind the number 563 stall.
Our friends looked at him suspiciously.
'Real silk, eh?' asked Severus, raising an eyebrow, 'We'll see.'
The nervous man grew more nervous, as Hagrid put Jenny in front of him.
'Burn, Jenny, burn!' chanted our friends, as Jenny blew the flames onto the cloth.
The man had a heat attack at the sight, and fell onto the floor.
'Serves them right!' yelled a very patriotic Dushan.
Our friends left the salesman. They came onto another stall, which was selling kitchen knives.
'Do you have a license to sell these weapons?' asked Hagrid dangerously.
The man number 2 shook his head, looking very shocked.
'Death Eater!' roared Hagrid, jumping on his victim.
After a while, our friends left this man, with terrible consequences that I wouldn't want to tell you, because this is PG-13. They came onto another stall, which sold crystal balls for decoration. Trelawney, however, took this seriously.
'Those balls are fake!' Sibyl screeched.
She took a ball, and like a professional handball player, hit the goal, which was the salesman's forehead, successfully knocking him out.
They went to another stall. This man had seen what happened to the others, and he was selling mops.
'Let me try them!' snarled Filch, snatching one from the stall.
He touched and inspected it carefully, like a judge. To the man's relief, Filch smiled.
'Good mop.' Commented Filch, and he bought it.
They reached the end of the market, when they heard someone whistle to Snape from the shadows.
'I'm not gay, you know!' angrily said Severus.
'Psst!' Whispered the clothedperson.
Our friends went to him.
'I have the missing piece!' said the person, handing the message to them.
'Who are you?' asked Hagrid, grabbing that person's black cloak that covered the person. He pulled it over the person's face.
'Minerva!' cried all our friends together.
'Oh crap!' she said angrily, 'You blew my cover!'
She explained to them that she got the message from the Ministry.
'They just found out!' she finished, as Dushan opened the paper.
'"We have written the stories about the great nights."' Read Dushan loudly.
'They had love affairs?' inquired Filch.
'No, you twit, the missing ingredient is in Arabia,' snapped Snape.
'I must leave you now, I want to buy something in the market,' said Minerva.
'Don't bother,' called out Sibyl, as Minerva left,' they are all fake!'
As our friends left for the Ministry, the shadow that had been stalking them crept up behind Minerva, as she looked at the vegetables.
'What big figs they have!' were Minerva's last words, as the shadow hit her on the head with a huge melon and dragged her away unconscious.
Author's Note: Dun, dun, dun! What is going to happen? Please review. Also check out my new 'Allo 'allo story: 'Return of the Game', which is a sequel to 'Madness at times'. Read it and review, you won't regret it! ( Hint: Two Harry Potter characters make a guest appearance there!)