Crazy Quest 2: Mission to Asia
Writer's Note: Ok, here is the new Crazy Quest story that you have all been
waiting for. All the characters belong to J.K. Rowling, except Dushan.
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'Lucius Malfoy!' spat Snape.
Lucius just gave a cold, strange smile.
'What are yeh doing here?' asked Hagrid suspiciously.
'I knew there was something following us. ' Said Severus cooly.
Lucius gave an evil chuckle.
'Hello, Severus,' chuckled Malfoy evilly,' is this how you treat old friends? Especially those whom you sent to rot in Askaban.'
'We out number you, Lucius,' answered Dushan,' Give up while you still can. Better not make things risky and let us not hurt you.'
Malfoy gave another chuckle.
'Oh, you dunderheads made me laugh!' smiled wider Malfoy.
'Hey, that's not fair!' protested Filch, as if he caught someone cheating,' That's the word that Professor Snape uses to his students...well, except Slytherins.'
Malfoy rolled his eyes. * I know this is getting boring, so let's skip to the action, OK?*
They advanced towards Lucius, pulling out their wands. Malfoy held up a finger. * No, not the 'F' finger. *
'I wouldn't advise you to do that,' he tutted, ' unless you want your friend to get hurt.'
Malfoy stepped sideways. Behind him was a person with a sack on his/her head. Malfoy smiled cruelly * again* and pulled off the sack, giving everyone a shock.
'Preffesser McGonagall!' gasped Hagrid.
'That's right,' sneered Malfoy, 'now hand over the casket.'
He stretched out his open waiting hand. Snape reluctantly handed it to him.
'The Dark Lord will be pleased.' Said Malfoy, putting it into his robes.
Sibyl meanwhile was looking, concentrating at something behind Malfoy. She hoped her telepathic powers would work. They had to, they can't let her down now.
Suddenly, the blue Chinese carpet pulled out beneath Lucius' feet, making Lucius fall down, flat on his face. This gave the others an opportunity to grab Lucius' wand and untie McGonagall. McGonagall was out cold and her head lolled down. But no one remembered to tie up Lucius Malfoy. Malfoy grabbed Trelwney and wasn't letting her go. Big mistake.
'Oh no you don't!' schreeched Sibyl,' Not like last time, you creep! '
Sibyl hit with her elbow Lucius' stomach, and as he let go of her and doubled over, she kicked his shin and he collapsed in pain onto the floor.
'At least I learned some self defense during those Karate lessons!' stated Sibyl triumphantly, bending over Lucius as the others cheered.
With flashing an evil grin she took out her tarot card pack out of her pocket and picked out four cards.
'What are you going to do? Tell me when that stupid Grim is coming to get me?' jeered Lucius.
Sibyl still smiled evilly, beginning to look rather scary. Then she picked out a card.
'The lovers!' said Sibyl, airily,' This must be your lucky day! I hope Narcissa is well. There will be indoors plumbing next month.'
Sibyl threw the card like a ninja, pinning Lucius' left robe sleeve with the sharp edge. Another card was taken out.
'The Fool!' Sibyl rolled her eyes,' So much like you!'
She threw it, pinning his right sleeve down. Sibyl took another card out.
'The Star, you're stuffing too much Astrology Lucius,' she stated throwning the card and pinning his left trouser leg. Now Lucius was really getting scared. Sibyl took the last card.
'The High Priestess!' she squealed happily,' That's me! Sorry old boy, I'm taken. By the way, you're married. '
She pinned his right trouser leg with the last card. Sibyl stood back with the others to look at her handiwork.
'Neat.' Commented Filch.
'Erm, Sibyl, ' began Filch uncertainly,' You know that can't keep him down for long.'
By that time, Lucius picked out the cards from his sleeves and got up. He took a small gun out from his pocket.
' Damn right!' roared crazily Lucius, pointing it at them,' Say Goodbye!'
No one noticed Jenny slip off Hagrid's shoulder, and sneak behind Lucius. But they did notice when she burned Lucius' robes.
'Ahhh! Get off!' screamed Lucius, dropping the gun.
Severus quickly took out his wand and stunned Lucius. Lucius fell onto the floor, Stunned.
Everyone was quiet. Severus stepped over to Malfoy and took the casket out of his robes.
'Open it!' everybody urged impatiently.
Severus took a deep breath, unlocked the casket with a spell, and threw back the lid.
Author's Note: Cool, huh? A lot more action than comedy, though. It was a scary part the way Sibyl pinned Lucius down. It still has some Indiana Johns in it. I leave you in suspense for what is in the casket. Please review!
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'Lucius Malfoy!' spat Snape.
Lucius just gave a cold, strange smile.
'What are yeh doing here?' asked Hagrid suspiciously.
'I knew there was something following us. ' Said Severus cooly.
Lucius gave an evil chuckle.
'Hello, Severus,' chuckled Malfoy evilly,' is this how you treat old friends? Especially those whom you sent to rot in Askaban.'
'We out number you, Lucius,' answered Dushan,' Give up while you still can. Better not make things risky and let us not hurt you.'
Malfoy gave another chuckle.
'Oh, you dunderheads made me laugh!' smiled wider Malfoy.
'Hey, that's not fair!' protested Filch, as if he caught someone cheating,' That's the word that Professor Snape uses to his students...well, except Slytherins.'
Malfoy rolled his eyes. * I know this is getting boring, so let's skip to the action, OK?*
They advanced towards Lucius, pulling out their wands. Malfoy held up a finger. * No, not the 'F' finger. *
'I wouldn't advise you to do that,' he tutted, ' unless you want your friend to get hurt.'
Malfoy stepped sideways. Behind him was a person with a sack on his/her head. Malfoy smiled cruelly * again* and pulled off the sack, giving everyone a shock.
'Preffesser McGonagall!' gasped Hagrid.
'That's right,' sneered Malfoy, 'now hand over the casket.'
He stretched out his open waiting hand. Snape reluctantly handed it to him.
'The Dark Lord will be pleased.' Said Malfoy, putting it into his robes.
Sibyl meanwhile was looking, concentrating at something behind Malfoy. She hoped her telepathic powers would work. They had to, they can't let her down now.
Suddenly, the blue Chinese carpet pulled out beneath Lucius' feet, making Lucius fall down, flat on his face. This gave the others an opportunity to grab Lucius' wand and untie McGonagall. McGonagall was out cold and her head lolled down. But no one remembered to tie up Lucius Malfoy. Malfoy grabbed Trelwney and wasn't letting her go. Big mistake.
'Oh no you don't!' schreeched Sibyl,' Not like last time, you creep! '
Sibyl hit with her elbow Lucius' stomach, and as he let go of her and doubled over, she kicked his shin and he collapsed in pain onto the floor.
'At least I learned some self defense during those Karate lessons!' stated Sibyl triumphantly, bending over Lucius as the others cheered.
With flashing an evil grin she took out her tarot card pack out of her pocket and picked out four cards.
'What are you going to do? Tell me when that stupid Grim is coming to get me?' jeered Lucius.
Sibyl still smiled evilly, beginning to look rather scary. Then she picked out a card.
'The lovers!' said Sibyl, airily,' This must be your lucky day! I hope Narcissa is well. There will be indoors plumbing next month.'
Sibyl threw the card like a ninja, pinning Lucius' left robe sleeve with the sharp edge. Another card was taken out.
'The Fool!' Sibyl rolled her eyes,' So much like you!'
She threw it, pinning his right sleeve down. Sibyl took another card out.
'The Star, you're stuffing too much Astrology Lucius,' she stated throwning the card and pinning his left trouser leg. Now Lucius was really getting scared. Sibyl took the last card.
'The High Priestess!' she squealed happily,' That's me! Sorry old boy, I'm taken. By the way, you're married. '
She pinned his right trouser leg with the last card. Sibyl stood back with the others to look at her handiwork.
'Neat.' Commented Filch.
'Erm, Sibyl, ' began Filch uncertainly,' You know that can't keep him down for long.'
By that time, Lucius picked out the cards from his sleeves and got up. He took a small gun out from his pocket.
' Damn right!' roared crazily Lucius, pointing it at them,' Say Goodbye!'
No one noticed Jenny slip off Hagrid's shoulder, and sneak behind Lucius. But they did notice when she burned Lucius' robes.
'Ahhh! Get off!' screamed Lucius, dropping the gun.
Severus quickly took out his wand and stunned Lucius. Lucius fell onto the floor, Stunned.
Everyone was quiet. Severus stepped over to Malfoy and took the casket out of his robes.
'Open it!' everybody urged impatiently.
Severus took a deep breath, unlocked the casket with a spell, and threw back the lid.
Author's Note: Cool, huh? A lot more action than comedy, though. It was a scary part the way Sibyl pinned Lucius down. It still has some Indiana Johns in it. I leave you in suspense for what is in the casket. Please review!