High School High
"Aftermath"
[Scene] In dark room lightened by candles, a woman who looks very much like J is lighting even more candles infront of a mirror as she chants
A woman pops up on a mirror and the woman bows
Mirror Lady: What have you to ask child?
Woman: I need to know if my baby is a boy or a girl.
Mirror Lady: What do you have for me?
Woman: This.
She gives bags of gold through the mirror to the lady and bows once again
The Mirror Lady takes a deep breath and starts to chant
Mirror Lady: Your baby is no other than......
The woman starts to hear a drunken man walking down the hallway
Drunken Man: Teresa? Teresa?! Where are you?! I need you here now!
The lady starts to hurry trying to clean up the evidence as the Drunken Man comes closer to the door just before the lady closes up the portal for the mirror lady she speaks just seconds before the drunken man walks into the room
Mirror Lady: A baby girl.
The woman closes up the portal as fast as she can one mili-second before the drunken man walks in her face as white as snow with fear of him seeing her using magic
He walks closer to her with a knife in his hands and stops a few feet from the Teresa who is still on the floor
Drunken Man: I've been looking for you.
The drunken man grabs her up by her hair as she struggles and we enter into the theme song of Jimmy Eat World "Sweetness"
Just like in the real credits try to visulise them as if they were real Are you listening? whoaaaa [You see Piper's face and some unknown younger actress played by her, it could be you I don't care who you want her to be and that goes for the rest of the charaters] [Some scene's of Piper fighting demons]
Sing it back whoaaaa [You see Prue's face as Piper's flashes away with blue lights] [Some scene's of Prue in the series]
String from your tether unwinds [You see Glenn's picture as Prue's fades away with blue lights] [Scene's of Glenn being, well Glenn]
(String from your tether unwinds) whhhoaaa [As Glenn's face speeds away, Phoebe's flashes up] [Scene's of Phoebe in the series] (Up and outward to bind) whoaaaa whoaaaa [As Phoebe's face fades away by blue lights Leo's come in] [Scenes of Leo healing People] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Leo face fades with blue lights Max's faces comes in] [Scenes of her using her transgenic powers]
With a little sweet and simple numbing me [As Max's pic fades with blue lights Logan's comes in] [scene's of him smiling and working on his computer] Are you listening? whoaaaa [As Logan's face speeds off, Paige's appears] [scenes of Paige at different times in the series]
Sing it back whoaaaa [Scenes of Cole as Paige faces leaves] [More scenes of Cole doing what he does]
Tell me what do I need [Pic of J as Cole speeds off] [Pics of her blowing up demons]
(Tell me what do I need) whoaaaa whoaaaa [Pics of Erica from Hypnotic] {scene's of her and Dana, her runnig away from demons]
When words lose their meaning [Dana pics come in as Erica's speeds away] [Scenes of him fighting J]
(When words lose their meaning) whoaaaa whoaaaa [as Dana pics speeds away, Ashley's comes up] {pics of her laughing] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Ashley's pics speeds away, Brandi comes up] [Scene's where she has acted dumb]
Are you listening? {pics of the group all together]
I won't play your hide and seek game [Shaken pic of the Words High School High]
(I won't play your hide and seek game)whoaaaa [Blackness as the song fades and enters into the new scene]
[Scene] While everyone is busy getting ready for school, rushing around finding hair ties and stuff J is laying on the couch watching Invader Zim, laughing at Grr as she spills Popcorn all over the floor
J: Haha, that Grr. So funny.
J spills more popcorn as Erica flies past
Erica: J are you gonna do something today besides watching Nickolodeon?
J: These things take time. I mean, I've been through alot, like almost killing you.
Erica: Yeah that was three weeks ago. Hypnotic has been on a very long break lately we need to get back in the studio. Drive by at 9:00 and talk to Quentin about the new CD.
J: But Charmed comes on at 9:00 this morning, I can't miss that, they're getting married today.
Erica: Record it.
J: It's not the same.
They guys just walk into the house
Glenn: Paige, guess what? I found 300 year old cheese on EBay!
Glenn and the rest of the guys storm upstairs to find the girls
Dana: Come on, we gotta roll.
Dana notices J on the couch and she glares back
Dana: What's she doing here?!
Erica: Oh, J? She's our manager and the newest resident of this household.
Dana: What?! She just tried to kill us 3 weeks ago remember?!
Erica: Yeah, but that was three weeks ago. Hey, you never took me out on that friends only date that you planned on 4 weeks ago.
Dana: Oh, yeah right. I'll think of something.
Everyone runs downstairs with the Grandfather clock shaking from the rumble of reet running down the stairs
Piper: $6,000 for 300 year old cheese?!
Glenn: Yeah, the guy in the chatroom said that's the cheapest they come.
Piper: How do you know if it's even 300 years old?
Glenn: With Carbon 14 Dating.
Piper: That's only on organic things. And besides archeoligsts use Carbon 14 Dating, you're never going to be able to get that.
Glenn looks really confused
Piper: You don't even know what Carbon 14 Dating is do you?
Glenn: No not really.
They walk out the door
Ashley the last to leaves waves bye to J and closes the door with J just sitting there, Finally she decides to get up and starts to explore
At football practice the girls are practicing cheers on the sidelines with Dan and June Bug, while the guys are doing football practice
Piper: You know, Cole is getting better.
Phoebe: You know, he really is.
Leo throws a pass to Cole but he runs too far and it hits him from the back of the head
Max: Yeah, for third string.
Leo throws a pass to Logan and he catches it easily and runs for a touchdown
Dan: I didn't know Leo was that good.
Piper: Wow, Dan giving good comments on Leo?
Dan: Hey, no hard feelings. That was in the past. And besides you're not dating him anymore, what do I have to worry about?
Piper: Oh, so know this is a clean slate and I'm supposed to forget that you almost sacrificed me after our first dance of the year.
Dan: Hey, I don't ask you to forgive, but to overlook it very hard.
They laugh
Paige: Hey, is that Glenn?
Glenn is on one of the field posts singing and cheering for the football players and the cheerleaders while one of the assistant coaches try to get him down
June Bug: Wow.
Phoebe: What?
June Bug: A rare African beetle.(He picks up the beetle) Wait, just a regular dung beetle never mind.
He puts back down the dung beetle gently and Jennifer steps on it
June Bug: Hey!
Piper: Why did you just do that?!
Jennifer: Getting rid of the weaker species. Maybe I should've started with you and your freakish friends.
Max: Was that a threat?
Lenni: Yeah, Jennifer thinks so.
Paige: You know what, I'm getting tired of you repeating everything that Jennifer says, we can figure it out ourselves. Besides she's not even that popular.
Jennifer: Oh, we're gonna be, don't worry. With your pitiful boyfriends.
Phoebe: Oh, so now they're pitiful? A couple of months ago before Alec came, you drooled over them.
Jennifer: Alec is single and they're not. Let's cut to the chase-
Before she could even cut to the chase Max punches her smack in her face leaving her with a pretty ugly bleeding nose
Max: Let's not.
Jennifer: Oh my god! Look what you did to my nose!
Jennifer and Lenni run away while everyone else is laughing
Back at the manor J is up in the attic playing with all these old toys and looking at photo albums
J: God, did they look goofy.
She puts the photo album down and sees a rifle and decides to pick it up
J: Woah.
She starts playing with it until it fires off knocking her back unconscious and smoke comes out of the cannister up J's nose possesing her body
In the office Max is sitting in a chair waiting for the principal, finally he comes in
Principal: Max, this is not good.
Max: Yeah I kinda figured that out.
Principal: Max, I'm not kidding. This is your 7th fight that you have gotten into this month. One more and you're out.
Max: Out?! What do you mean out?!
Principal: As in never come back to this school again.
Max: For how long?
Principal: What do you mean how long? Max, stay outta trouble for as long as possible. This isn't detetion where everything is timed and set. Speaking of that Miss Guevera, you have 4 months of detention.
Max: Detention?! 4 months?!
Principal: That's the best I Could do. Look Max, just straighten up, okay? I don't want to see you in this office again.
Max: What if I won the lottery and wanted to give you a cut?
Principal: Well that's a different story.
Max gets up and leaves
In detention, you see the regulars like Glenn, Phoebe, Cole, and a couple of his goonies, and a occasional Piper, Paige, and Leo every now and then
Piper: Hey Max, how long you in?
Max: 4 months.
Teacher: No talking Miss Halliwell and Guevera!
Piper: Glenn and Cole blew up a lab rat in Science and the guts flew all over the science teacher, Mrs. Kline. And we all know what I'm in here for. They finally took me off the janitor cleanup.
Max: I don't get it. I mean, we get punished just because someone provoked us.
Piper: Yeah, we all know the feeling.
Glenn turns around and talks to the kid behind him
Boy: You got the autographed Eminem CD I asked for?
Glenn: You got the cheese?
They switch and Glenn holds the cheese like it's the most valuable thing ever posssed by man. He eyes everyone suspiciously all knowing that they wanted his cheese
The bell rings and Glenn runs out the door holding his cheese up high
Glenn: Behold! The power of cheese!
Cole: Glenn, wait up!
Cole races after Glenn
Back at the manor J rises up
J2: Where am I?
Then her body spilts and a exact duplicate stands next to her
J2: Oh, my god!
J: Who are you?!
J2: I'm Teresa, who're you?!
J: I'm J.
Teresa: Okay, J, why are you in my body?
J: Why are you in my body?
Teresa: Wait. If you're in my body, and I'm in yours, we must be twins!
J: But how?
Teresa: Don't ask me, I don't even live here.
J: That makes you, the other me.
Tereasa: No, you're the other me.
J: No, you are!
Teresa: No you are!
They start fighting until they roll down the stairs knocking everything outta their path with Glenn and his cheese opens the door and Teresa and J stop fighting
Glenn: Cool, twins.
Prue: J what is going on here?!
The real J steps foward
J: I'm J.
Leo: You know, I've seen this somewhere before.
Glenn: Like, Like on the Twilight Zone!
Logan: Yeah! That Episode was awesome!
Cole: And when the aliens sucked their guts out from their nose-
Piper: Okay, too much information!
Paige: If you're J, then who're you?
Teresa: I'm Teresa.
Prue: Teresa?
Teresa: Yes, Teresa.
Paige: Where do you come from?
Teresa: Not from here I can tell you that much.
Piper: Book Of Shadows?
Phoebe: Book of Shadows.
They walk up the stairs leaving the guys talking about the Twilight Zone
In the Attic
Prue: So you said that picked up this gun and it fired off?
Phoebe: I didn't even know we had a gun.
Prue: Yeah, neither did I.
J: That's about the story. Then my body popped into two.
Piper: Nothing in the Book of Shadows on this one.
Prue: Great. Did you know what year it was when you came here, what time?
Teresa: Time?! Time does not exist in Houlst and Loeid. I'm kinda glad that I'm here. Don't send me back.
Ashley: Why? I mean we can't have two J's here, we can't even deal with one.
J: Hey. If she doesn't want to go then she doesn't have to go.
Erica: How are we going to explain her? I mean she has no identity except for her first name, no license, high school diploma, birth certifacte, nothing. She can't even get a job.
J: Logan can set her up with all that stuff. I mean, he did it to Alec.
Piper: Speaking of Alec, he hasn't been around lately.
Brandi: Maybe he's afraid.
Paige: Of what?
They hear screams from the guys downstairs
Glenn: No not my cheese!
Crashes and glass breaking
Prue: We'll figure this out later.
They run down the stairs and Piper freezes the demon and Glenn who is in midair trying to save his cheese from a energy ball
Teresa gasps at the sight of the demon
Prue: What, you know him?
Teresa: That's Kilot. My husband.
Piper: What your husband?! You don't seem so happy to see him.
Teresa: That's because I don't love him.
Piper decides to unfreeze the everyone, but Paige stpos her
Paige: Wait! Glenn's cheese!
Paige walks down the stairs and grabs his cheese and moves out the way
Paige: Okay. Unfreeze away.
Piper unfreezes them and the demon tries to attack them but then noticing that they were the power of three, backed off and left
Piper: Wow. Wish they all ended like that.
Glenn dazed from killing a table notices that his cheese is gone
Glenn: My cheese?! Where is it?!
Starts looking around in the debree frantically
Glenn: Oh no I squished it!
Glenn starts to cry
Paige: No Glenn you didn't squish it I have your cheese right here.
He grabs the cheese from Paige's hands and starts sniffing it for verifaction
Glenn: Did you eat it?
Paige: Why would I eat 300 year old cheese?!
Glenn eyes her suspiciously still
Phoebe: Okay. Back to the demon.
Prue: Oh yeah, right. So he's your husband?
Glenn: Who?! That cheese killler?!
Paige: Yeah, Glenn. The cheese killer.
Glenn: Well then he must be stopped immidaitely! Innocent cheese could've been kiled today.
Max: Okay, Glenn, we'll get the cheese killer, but first we have to find out why he wants Teresa.
Glenn: Who's Teresa?
Cole: Cheese killer's wife.
Glenn: Oh.(Silence) Die cheese killer!
Glenn lunges at Teresa and they grabs him before he could get to Teresa
Leo: Glenn, she's the innocent.
Logan: Maybe we should keep you two apart for now.
Logan pushes Glenn and his cheese into another room
Teresa: As I was saying, I never loved Kilot, he was the prince of Houslt and I was the princess of Loeid two of the highest and best kindoms so we were destined to be married even before we were born.
Piper: How do you know if it was a girl or boy? I mean, sometimes the docors are wrong.
Teresa: No, the Mirror Lady is always right.
Leo: So what you're saying is, that you two were arranged to be married before you were born. Did he show feelings for you?
Teresa: Yes, very much. But he, he was very abusive and didn't care what I wanted to change in Houlst and Loeid. He said woman's words will never amount to a man.
Piper: I'm going to be so happy when we vanquish him.
Teresa: He wanted a son to carry on the legacy of his family and to rule both kindoms.
Cole: What if it was a girl?
Teresa: He said, (stops for a moment and gathers herself up) that he would kill the baby. He said that Houslt was ruled by men before time, and he will not break that legacy.
Phoebe: So we have a physco demonic sexist on our hands, where are we going to find him?
Teresa: He will come back. For our baby. He could care less about me.
Max: Wait, so you're pregnant now?!
Teresa: Yes. A baby girl. Please don't let my baby die.
Prue: Don't worry. You and your baby are safe with us.
Glenn runs through the house with Kilot following him throwing energy balls
Glenn: Cheese Killer!!
They start battling and he grabs the first person next to him which is Leo and zips away
Logan: Oh great, now he's got Leo.
Prue: Yeah, we kinda noticed that, Logan.
Teresa: No.
Phoebe: No what?
Teresa: If we cannot get back your friend, he will die.
Piper: Yeah, we kinda figured that out already.
Teresa: No, I mean he will die. We have to hurry and get your friend back or his soul will be trapped forever in Yolipe.
Glenn: What?!
Prue: Chinese hell.
Glenn: I still don't get it.
Piper: How do we get to Houlst or wherever he is?
Teresa: The same way that I got here.
In the attic
In the ancient kindom Leo is chained up by a drunken Kilot as he drinks even more
Kilot: You, you frisky little one. The chains, they will not break. Never. No one has even broken the chains of Kilot.
Leo: Yeah, well, no one has even been a whitelighter either.
Leo tries to orb out of the chains but is unsuccessful
Kilot: Kilot, not so stupid as you think. I knew that you and your friends were differnt. Work of the devil!
Leo: Try angel.
Kilot: Either way, you do harm to me. Where is my wife?!
Leo: Safe from you.
Kilot: Fine, since you will not tell Kilot where Teresa is, Kilot will wait for them to come to me.
Leo: Yeah, right. They'll just come to you with open arms.
Kilot: They will when find out what I'm going to do to you.
Leo: Oh yeah, like what?
In the manor
J: So if we shoot the gun again, we'll go to ancient China?
Teresa: Yes, hopefully.
Teresa stumbles in pain
Prue: Are you okay?
Teresa: Yes. Keep- Keep going.
Teresa gut wrenching pain gets more intensified as J slowly points the gun at the mirror and fires off with a big flash, and the next thing you know, they're in ancient China with Teresa's pains gone.
Prue: You okay?
Teresa: Yes. I'm feel a lot better now thank you.
J: Is that the place?
Teresa: That is my kingdom.
Cole: What I want to know is, why your parents didn't get you out of there?
Teresa: He has blinded them with money and gifts. They will not listen to me anymore. He puts up and act around them. I'm the only one who knows his true being.
Piper: Well, don't worry. Soon everyone will see that bastard burn.
They start walking up to the kingdom
Finally they make it
Guard: Queen Teresa, you have come back. The King is waiting for you. Are they with you as well?
Teresa: Yes.
Gaurd: The king says that you are not allowed to bring visitors here.
Teresa: But I-
Gaurd: Those are the kings orders, they'll have to wait outside.
Piper freezes the gaurds
Piper: Ready?
Inside of the palace, two gaurds escort them to the kings lair
Guard1: Your Queen is waiting for you my Lord.
King Kilot: Bring her in. I've been waiting for her.
The gaurds lead them into the lair where King Kilot has Leo chained up with a sword pointed to his neck
King Kilot: You came back. And with some friends I see. I know you know about our baby. Is a boy?
Silence
King Kilot: Is it a boy?!
He jabs the knife closer to Leo throat
King Kilot: Answer me!
Prue: Don't talk to her like that.
Phoebe: Yeah! She's a human being you know! Not just some thing that you can come and beat up any time you want.
Gaurd3: Yeah!
Guard2 Smacks Gaurd3
Gaurd3: No!
Teresa: It's time that I told you anyway. Our baby is a girl! Yes a girl! And you will not hurt her!
King Kilot: A girl will never rule over King Kilot!
He runs toward Teresa with sword high and as he swing down, to the rescue, Alec stops his blow with his own silver sword
Piper: Alec! Where have you been?!
Alec: Around. When I found out that you guys were in trouble again, I had to come and help before you messed up again.
Flips the King over with his sword without even trying
Max: Why did you come back? I thought you left with Fritz and Skidd.
Alec: I did. But I decided to come back. It wasn't for me.
King tries to kill Alec while he has his back turned
Leo: Watch out!
Alec turns around just in time to stab King Kilot blood spilling everywhere
Alec: Oh man! I got blood on my kicks! I just got these.
Cole: I know what you mean.
Alec: Leo, Skidd wanted me to tell you, that she's sorry how she completely lied about herself, and even though she'll never have another chance of getting back what she had that it was worth it.
Phoebe: Talk about a highlight of the day.
Piper and Max let Leo out of the chains
Prue: Okay, you guys ready to go?
Logan: Yeah, my butt hurts.
As walk out the door, Teresa stops them
Teresa: I know it may not seem much to you, but thank you.
Piper: Every innocent means a lot to us. Now, you get to make all the changes that you wanted to here, without Kilot.
Teresa: If you ever need anything, just shoot.
J: That, not so funny.
They leave and they walk by all these old shops, including a cheese shop
Glenn: Cheese!
Glenn starts to grab all the cheese off the shelves
Clerk: Hey! Are you going to buy that?!
Teresa: I'll buy it.
Glenn: Really?
Teresa: Yes, even though you tried to kill me, you can have all the cheese that you can bring with you.
Glenn drops all his cheese and hugs Teresa
Paige: Glenn come on! It's time to go!
Glenn takes all the cheese he could carry and J fires off the gun and like that their gone
In the studio J is working on a new Album with Hypnotic as Piper, Max, Paige, Phoebe, Prue, Leo, Logan, and Cole are talking while Glenn is in a corner counting all his cheese
Dana comes in and gives J a glare
J: Dana look, I'm sorry. Even though you betrayed me first, if it means anything, I'm sorry. We can't go on like this anymore since you're probally going to be here more than I expected.
Dana looks at her and finally he talks
Dana: No hard feelings?
J: No hard feelings.
They shake hands and Dana lays down the roses that he brought with him and sits down besides J and looks at Hypnotic sing
Dana: This the new track?
J tinkers with some of the knobs on the sound board
J: It supposed to be, but I something not right. I'm not feeling it.
Dana starts to mess with it untill finally it sounds perfect with the harmonies of Hypnotic
Dana: How about that?
J: That's hot! Have you ever thought about producing?
Dana: No.
J: Well then put it into deep consideration.I'm making you co-producer and manager, right now.
Dana: Right now?
J: Do you want it?
Dana: Yeah!
Hypnotic comes out of the studio and Dana get up and gives Erica the flowers and kisses her
Erica: Wait a minute buddy. What happened to the friends only basis?
Dana: Let's kick it up a notch. J just made me co-producer and manager.
Ashley: Really?
J: I had to. Who you think just made your next single?
Brandi: So now you're talking to each other?
Ashley: No fighting?
J: Does it look like we're fighting?! I didn't think so. Dana you're ofically on the crew.
Everyone screams and Phoebe and Max throws up the popcorn because they were listening through the door They all leave cheering and J the last one to leave turns the lights out and locks the door unnoticingly leaving Glenn inside
Glenn: Hello? Hello? Hey a peanut!
You hear the crunches of Glenn eating a peanut
End
[Scene] In dark room lightened by candles, a woman who looks very much like J is lighting even more candles infront of a mirror as she chants
A woman pops up on a mirror and the woman bows
Mirror Lady: What have you to ask child?
Woman: I need to know if my baby is a boy or a girl.
Mirror Lady: What do you have for me?
Woman: This.
She gives bags of gold through the mirror to the lady and bows once again
The Mirror Lady takes a deep breath and starts to chant
Mirror Lady: Your baby is no other than......
The woman starts to hear a drunken man walking down the hallway
Drunken Man: Teresa? Teresa?! Where are you?! I need you here now!
The lady starts to hurry trying to clean up the evidence as the Drunken Man comes closer to the door just before the lady closes up the portal for the mirror lady she speaks just seconds before the drunken man walks into the room
Mirror Lady: A baby girl.
The woman closes up the portal as fast as she can one mili-second before the drunken man walks in her face as white as snow with fear of him seeing her using magic
He walks closer to her with a knife in his hands and stops a few feet from the Teresa who is still on the floor
Drunken Man: I've been looking for you.
The drunken man grabs her up by her hair as she struggles and we enter into the theme song of Jimmy Eat World "Sweetness"
Just like in the real credits try to visulise them as if they were real Are you listening? whoaaaa [You see Piper's face and some unknown younger actress played by her, it could be you I don't care who you want her to be and that goes for the rest of the charaters] [Some scene's of Piper fighting demons]
Sing it back whoaaaa [You see Prue's face as Piper's flashes away with blue lights] [Some scene's of Prue in the series]
String from your tether unwinds [You see Glenn's picture as Prue's fades away with blue lights] [Scene's of Glenn being, well Glenn]
(String from your tether unwinds) whhhoaaa [As Glenn's face speeds away, Phoebe's flashes up] [Scene's of Phoebe in the series] (Up and outward to bind) whoaaaa whoaaaa [As Phoebe's face fades away by blue lights Leo's come in] [Scenes of Leo healing People] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Leo face fades with blue lights Max's faces comes in] [Scenes of her using her transgenic powers]
With a little sweet and simple numbing me [As Max's pic fades with blue lights Logan's comes in] [scene's of him smiling and working on his computer] Are you listening? whoaaaa [As Logan's face speeds off, Paige's appears] [scenes of Paige at different times in the series]
Sing it back whoaaaa [Scenes of Cole as Paige faces leaves] [More scenes of Cole doing what he does]
Tell me what do I need [Pic of J as Cole speeds off] [Pics of her blowing up demons]
(Tell me what do I need) whoaaaa whoaaaa [Pics of Erica from Hypnotic] {scene's of her and Dana, her runnig away from demons]
When words lose their meaning [Dana pics come in as Erica's speeds away] [Scenes of him fighting J]
(When words lose their meaning) whoaaaa whoaaaa [as Dana pics speeds away, Ashley's comes up] {pics of her laughing] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Ashley's pics speeds away, Brandi comes up] [Scene's where she has acted dumb]
Are you listening? {pics of the group all together]
I won't play your hide and seek game [Shaken pic of the Words High School High]
(I won't play your hide and seek game)whoaaaa [Blackness as the song fades and enters into the new scene]
[Scene] While everyone is busy getting ready for school, rushing around finding hair ties and stuff J is laying on the couch watching Invader Zim, laughing at Grr as she spills Popcorn all over the floor
J: Haha, that Grr. So funny.
J spills more popcorn as Erica flies past
Erica: J are you gonna do something today besides watching Nickolodeon?
J: These things take time. I mean, I've been through alot, like almost killing you.
Erica: Yeah that was three weeks ago. Hypnotic has been on a very long break lately we need to get back in the studio. Drive by at 9:00 and talk to Quentin about the new CD.
J: But Charmed comes on at 9:00 this morning, I can't miss that, they're getting married today.
Erica: Record it.
J: It's not the same.
They guys just walk into the house
Glenn: Paige, guess what? I found 300 year old cheese on EBay!
Glenn and the rest of the guys storm upstairs to find the girls
Dana: Come on, we gotta roll.
Dana notices J on the couch and she glares back
Dana: What's she doing here?!
Erica: Oh, J? She's our manager and the newest resident of this household.
Dana: What?! She just tried to kill us 3 weeks ago remember?!
Erica: Yeah, but that was three weeks ago. Hey, you never took me out on that friends only date that you planned on 4 weeks ago.
Dana: Oh, yeah right. I'll think of something.
Everyone runs downstairs with the Grandfather clock shaking from the rumble of reet running down the stairs
Piper: $6,000 for 300 year old cheese?!
Glenn: Yeah, the guy in the chatroom said that's the cheapest they come.
Piper: How do you know if it's even 300 years old?
Glenn: With Carbon 14 Dating.
Piper: That's only on organic things. And besides archeoligsts use Carbon 14 Dating, you're never going to be able to get that.
Glenn looks really confused
Piper: You don't even know what Carbon 14 Dating is do you?
Glenn: No not really.
They walk out the door
Ashley the last to leaves waves bye to J and closes the door with J just sitting there, Finally she decides to get up and starts to explore
At football practice the girls are practicing cheers on the sidelines with Dan and June Bug, while the guys are doing football practice
Piper: You know, Cole is getting better.
Phoebe: You know, he really is.
Leo throws a pass to Cole but he runs too far and it hits him from the back of the head
Max: Yeah, for third string.
Leo throws a pass to Logan and he catches it easily and runs for a touchdown
Dan: I didn't know Leo was that good.
Piper: Wow, Dan giving good comments on Leo?
Dan: Hey, no hard feelings. That was in the past. And besides you're not dating him anymore, what do I have to worry about?
Piper: Oh, so know this is a clean slate and I'm supposed to forget that you almost sacrificed me after our first dance of the year.
Dan: Hey, I don't ask you to forgive, but to overlook it very hard.
They laugh
Paige: Hey, is that Glenn?
Glenn is on one of the field posts singing and cheering for the football players and the cheerleaders while one of the assistant coaches try to get him down
June Bug: Wow.
Phoebe: What?
June Bug: A rare African beetle.(He picks up the beetle) Wait, just a regular dung beetle never mind.
He puts back down the dung beetle gently and Jennifer steps on it
June Bug: Hey!
Piper: Why did you just do that?!
Jennifer: Getting rid of the weaker species. Maybe I should've started with you and your freakish friends.
Max: Was that a threat?
Lenni: Yeah, Jennifer thinks so.
Paige: You know what, I'm getting tired of you repeating everything that Jennifer says, we can figure it out ourselves. Besides she's not even that popular.
Jennifer: Oh, we're gonna be, don't worry. With your pitiful boyfriends.
Phoebe: Oh, so now they're pitiful? A couple of months ago before Alec came, you drooled over them.
Jennifer: Alec is single and they're not. Let's cut to the chase-
Before she could even cut to the chase Max punches her smack in her face leaving her with a pretty ugly bleeding nose
Max: Let's not.
Jennifer: Oh my god! Look what you did to my nose!
Jennifer and Lenni run away while everyone else is laughing
Back at the manor J is up in the attic playing with all these old toys and looking at photo albums
J: God, did they look goofy.
She puts the photo album down and sees a rifle and decides to pick it up
J: Woah.
She starts playing with it until it fires off knocking her back unconscious and smoke comes out of the cannister up J's nose possesing her body
In the office Max is sitting in a chair waiting for the principal, finally he comes in
Principal: Max, this is not good.
Max: Yeah I kinda figured that out.
Principal: Max, I'm not kidding. This is your 7th fight that you have gotten into this month. One more and you're out.
Max: Out?! What do you mean out?!
Principal: As in never come back to this school again.
Max: For how long?
Principal: What do you mean how long? Max, stay outta trouble for as long as possible. This isn't detetion where everything is timed and set. Speaking of that Miss Guevera, you have 4 months of detention.
Max: Detention?! 4 months?!
Principal: That's the best I Could do. Look Max, just straighten up, okay? I don't want to see you in this office again.
Max: What if I won the lottery and wanted to give you a cut?
Principal: Well that's a different story.
Max gets up and leaves
In detention, you see the regulars like Glenn, Phoebe, Cole, and a couple of his goonies, and a occasional Piper, Paige, and Leo every now and then
Piper: Hey Max, how long you in?
Max: 4 months.
Teacher: No talking Miss Halliwell and Guevera!
Piper: Glenn and Cole blew up a lab rat in Science and the guts flew all over the science teacher, Mrs. Kline. And we all know what I'm in here for. They finally took me off the janitor cleanup.
Max: I don't get it. I mean, we get punished just because someone provoked us.
Piper: Yeah, we all know the feeling.
Glenn turns around and talks to the kid behind him
Boy: You got the autographed Eminem CD I asked for?
Glenn: You got the cheese?
They switch and Glenn holds the cheese like it's the most valuable thing ever posssed by man. He eyes everyone suspiciously all knowing that they wanted his cheese
The bell rings and Glenn runs out the door holding his cheese up high
Glenn: Behold! The power of cheese!
Cole: Glenn, wait up!
Cole races after Glenn
Back at the manor J rises up
J2: Where am I?
Then her body spilts and a exact duplicate stands next to her
J2: Oh, my god!
J: Who are you?!
J2: I'm Teresa, who're you?!
J: I'm J.
Teresa: Okay, J, why are you in my body?
J: Why are you in my body?
Teresa: Wait. If you're in my body, and I'm in yours, we must be twins!
J: But how?
Teresa: Don't ask me, I don't even live here.
J: That makes you, the other me.
Tereasa: No, you're the other me.
J: No, you are!
Teresa: No you are!
They start fighting until they roll down the stairs knocking everything outta their path with Glenn and his cheese opens the door and Teresa and J stop fighting
Glenn: Cool, twins.
Prue: J what is going on here?!
The real J steps foward
J: I'm J.
Leo: You know, I've seen this somewhere before.
Glenn: Like, Like on the Twilight Zone!
Logan: Yeah! That Episode was awesome!
Cole: And when the aliens sucked their guts out from their nose-
Piper: Okay, too much information!
Paige: If you're J, then who're you?
Teresa: I'm Teresa.
Prue: Teresa?
Teresa: Yes, Teresa.
Paige: Where do you come from?
Teresa: Not from here I can tell you that much.
Piper: Book Of Shadows?
Phoebe: Book of Shadows.
They walk up the stairs leaving the guys talking about the Twilight Zone
In the Attic
Prue: So you said that picked up this gun and it fired off?
Phoebe: I didn't even know we had a gun.
Prue: Yeah, neither did I.
J: That's about the story. Then my body popped into two.
Piper: Nothing in the Book of Shadows on this one.
Prue: Great. Did you know what year it was when you came here, what time?
Teresa: Time?! Time does not exist in Houlst and Loeid. I'm kinda glad that I'm here. Don't send me back.
Ashley: Why? I mean we can't have two J's here, we can't even deal with one.
J: Hey. If she doesn't want to go then she doesn't have to go.
Erica: How are we going to explain her? I mean she has no identity except for her first name, no license, high school diploma, birth certifacte, nothing. She can't even get a job.
J: Logan can set her up with all that stuff. I mean, he did it to Alec.
Piper: Speaking of Alec, he hasn't been around lately.
Brandi: Maybe he's afraid.
Paige: Of what?
They hear screams from the guys downstairs
Glenn: No not my cheese!
Crashes and glass breaking
Prue: We'll figure this out later.
They run down the stairs and Piper freezes the demon and Glenn who is in midair trying to save his cheese from a energy ball
Teresa gasps at the sight of the demon
Prue: What, you know him?
Teresa: That's Kilot. My husband.
Piper: What your husband?! You don't seem so happy to see him.
Teresa: That's because I don't love him.
Piper decides to unfreeze the everyone, but Paige stpos her
Paige: Wait! Glenn's cheese!
Paige walks down the stairs and grabs his cheese and moves out the way
Paige: Okay. Unfreeze away.
Piper unfreezes them and the demon tries to attack them but then noticing that they were the power of three, backed off and left
Piper: Wow. Wish they all ended like that.
Glenn dazed from killing a table notices that his cheese is gone
Glenn: My cheese?! Where is it?!
Starts looking around in the debree frantically
Glenn: Oh no I squished it!
Glenn starts to cry
Paige: No Glenn you didn't squish it I have your cheese right here.
He grabs the cheese from Paige's hands and starts sniffing it for verifaction
Glenn: Did you eat it?
Paige: Why would I eat 300 year old cheese?!
Glenn eyes her suspiciously still
Phoebe: Okay. Back to the demon.
Prue: Oh yeah, right. So he's your husband?
Glenn: Who?! That cheese killler?!
Paige: Yeah, Glenn. The cheese killer.
Glenn: Well then he must be stopped immidaitely! Innocent cheese could've been kiled today.
Max: Okay, Glenn, we'll get the cheese killer, but first we have to find out why he wants Teresa.
Glenn: Who's Teresa?
Cole: Cheese killer's wife.
Glenn: Oh.(Silence) Die cheese killer!
Glenn lunges at Teresa and they grabs him before he could get to Teresa
Leo: Glenn, she's the innocent.
Logan: Maybe we should keep you two apart for now.
Logan pushes Glenn and his cheese into another room
Teresa: As I was saying, I never loved Kilot, he was the prince of Houslt and I was the princess of Loeid two of the highest and best kindoms so we were destined to be married even before we were born.
Piper: How do you know if it was a girl or boy? I mean, sometimes the docors are wrong.
Teresa: No, the Mirror Lady is always right.
Leo: So what you're saying is, that you two were arranged to be married before you were born. Did he show feelings for you?
Teresa: Yes, very much. But he, he was very abusive and didn't care what I wanted to change in Houlst and Loeid. He said woman's words will never amount to a man.
Piper: I'm going to be so happy when we vanquish him.
Teresa: He wanted a son to carry on the legacy of his family and to rule both kindoms.
Cole: What if it was a girl?
Teresa: He said, (stops for a moment and gathers herself up) that he would kill the baby. He said that Houslt was ruled by men before time, and he will not break that legacy.
Phoebe: So we have a physco demonic sexist on our hands, where are we going to find him?
Teresa: He will come back. For our baby. He could care less about me.
Max: Wait, so you're pregnant now?!
Teresa: Yes. A baby girl. Please don't let my baby die.
Prue: Don't worry. You and your baby are safe with us.
Glenn runs through the house with Kilot following him throwing energy balls
Glenn: Cheese Killer!!
They start battling and he grabs the first person next to him which is Leo and zips away
Logan: Oh great, now he's got Leo.
Prue: Yeah, we kinda noticed that, Logan.
Teresa: No.
Phoebe: No what?
Teresa: If we cannot get back your friend, he will die.
Piper: Yeah, we kinda figured that out already.
Teresa: No, I mean he will die. We have to hurry and get your friend back or his soul will be trapped forever in Yolipe.
Glenn: What?!
Prue: Chinese hell.
Glenn: I still don't get it.
Piper: How do we get to Houlst or wherever he is?
Teresa: The same way that I got here.
In the attic
In the ancient kindom Leo is chained up by a drunken Kilot as he drinks even more
Kilot: You, you frisky little one. The chains, they will not break. Never. No one has even broken the chains of Kilot.
Leo: Yeah, well, no one has even been a whitelighter either.
Leo tries to orb out of the chains but is unsuccessful
Kilot: Kilot, not so stupid as you think. I knew that you and your friends were differnt. Work of the devil!
Leo: Try angel.
Kilot: Either way, you do harm to me. Where is my wife?!
Leo: Safe from you.
Kilot: Fine, since you will not tell Kilot where Teresa is, Kilot will wait for them to come to me.
Leo: Yeah, right. They'll just come to you with open arms.
Kilot: They will when find out what I'm going to do to you.
Leo: Oh yeah, like what?
In the manor
J: So if we shoot the gun again, we'll go to ancient China?
Teresa: Yes, hopefully.
Teresa stumbles in pain
Prue: Are you okay?
Teresa: Yes. Keep- Keep going.
Teresa gut wrenching pain gets more intensified as J slowly points the gun at the mirror and fires off with a big flash, and the next thing you know, they're in ancient China with Teresa's pains gone.
Prue: You okay?
Teresa: Yes. I'm feel a lot better now thank you.
J: Is that the place?
Teresa: That is my kingdom.
Cole: What I want to know is, why your parents didn't get you out of there?
Teresa: He has blinded them with money and gifts. They will not listen to me anymore. He puts up and act around them. I'm the only one who knows his true being.
Piper: Well, don't worry. Soon everyone will see that bastard burn.
They start walking up to the kingdom
Finally they make it
Guard: Queen Teresa, you have come back. The King is waiting for you. Are they with you as well?
Teresa: Yes.
Gaurd: The king says that you are not allowed to bring visitors here.
Teresa: But I-
Gaurd: Those are the kings orders, they'll have to wait outside.
Piper freezes the gaurds
Piper: Ready?
Inside of the palace, two gaurds escort them to the kings lair
Guard1: Your Queen is waiting for you my Lord.
King Kilot: Bring her in. I've been waiting for her.
The gaurds lead them into the lair where King Kilot has Leo chained up with a sword pointed to his neck
King Kilot: You came back. And with some friends I see. I know you know about our baby. Is a boy?
Silence
King Kilot: Is it a boy?!
He jabs the knife closer to Leo throat
King Kilot: Answer me!
Prue: Don't talk to her like that.
Phoebe: Yeah! She's a human being you know! Not just some thing that you can come and beat up any time you want.
Gaurd3: Yeah!
Guard2 Smacks Gaurd3
Gaurd3: No!
Teresa: It's time that I told you anyway. Our baby is a girl! Yes a girl! And you will not hurt her!
King Kilot: A girl will never rule over King Kilot!
He runs toward Teresa with sword high and as he swing down, to the rescue, Alec stops his blow with his own silver sword
Piper: Alec! Where have you been?!
Alec: Around. When I found out that you guys were in trouble again, I had to come and help before you messed up again.
Flips the King over with his sword without even trying
Max: Why did you come back? I thought you left with Fritz and Skidd.
Alec: I did. But I decided to come back. It wasn't for me.
King tries to kill Alec while he has his back turned
Leo: Watch out!
Alec turns around just in time to stab King Kilot blood spilling everywhere
Alec: Oh man! I got blood on my kicks! I just got these.
Cole: I know what you mean.
Alec: Leo, Skidd wanted me to tell you, that she's sorry how she completely lied about herself, and even though she'll never have another chance of getting back what she had that it was worth it.
Phoebe: Talk about a highlight of the day.
Piper and Max let Leo out of the chains
Prue: Okay, you guys ready to go?
Logan: Yeah, my butt hurts.
As walk out the door, Teresa stops them
Teresa: I know it may not seem much to you, but thank you.
Piper: Every innocent means a lot to us. Now, you get to make all the changes that you wanted to here, without Kilot.
Teresa: If you ever need anything, just shoot.
J: That, not so funny.
They leave and they walk by all these old shops, including a cheese shop
Glenn: Cheese!
Glenn starts to grab all the cheese off the shelves
Clerk: Hey! Are you going to buy that?!
Teresa: I'll buy it.
Glenn: Really?
Teresa: Yes, even though you tried to kill me, you can have all the cheese that you can bring with you.
Glenn drops all his cheese and hugs Teresa
Paige: Glenn come on! It's time to go!
Glenn takes all the cheese he could carry and J fires off the gun and like that their gone
In the studio J is working on a new Album with Hypnotic as Piper, Max, Paige, Phoebe, Prue, Leo, Logan, and Cole are talking while Glenn is in a corner counting all his cheese
Dana comes in and gives J a glare
J: Dana look, I'm sorry. Even though you betrayed me first, if it means anything, I'm sorry. We can't go on like this anymore since you're probally going to be here more than I expected.
Dana looks at her and finally he talks
Dana: No hard feelings?
J: No hard feelings.
They shake hands and Dana lays down the roses that he brought with him and sits down besides J and looks at Hypnotic sing
Dana: This the new track?
J tinkers with some of the knobs on the sound board
J: It supposed to be, but I something not right. I'm not feeling it.
Dana starts to mess with it untill finally it sounds perfect with the harmonies of Hypnotic
Dana: How about that?
J: That's hot! Have you ever thought about producing?
Dana: No.
J: Well then put it into deep consideration.I'm making you co-producer and manager, right now.
Dana: Right now?
J: Do you want it?
Dana: Yeah!
Hypnotic comes out of the studio and Dana get up and gives Erica the flowers and kisses her
Erica: Wait a minute buddy. What happened to the friends only basis?
Dana: Let's kick it up a notch. J just made me co-producer and manager.
Ashley: Really?
J: I had to. Who you think just made your next single?
Brandi: So now you're talking to each other?
Ashley: No fighting?
J: Does it look like we're fighting?! I didn't think so. Dana you're ofically on the crew.
Everyone screams and Phoebe and Max throws up the popcorn because they were listening through the door They all leave cheering and J the last one to leave turns the lights out and locks the door unnoticingly leaving Glenn inside
Glenn: Hello? Hello? Hey a peanut!
You hear the crunches of Glenn eating a peanut
End