"Everybody Hurts" ( By "WhoEverSaidLifeWasFair".

A/N: Yes, after racking my brains and fighting back and enourmous writer's block, chapter three has arrived!!

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Ron stayed in the empty Common Room for a long time, puzzling over what exactly he should say to Hermione, who was, at that very moment, even though Ron had no idea, thinking exactly the same thing.

When he finally walked up to the boy's dorms, he found a questioning Harry waiting for him.

He wondered for a minute if he should tell Harry all about it, after all, he might help...

But he finally decided against it, he didn't feel like telling anyone now.

Harry seemed to sense this, and with an exasperated sigh, went back to his four-poster bed after muttering a "Good night to you too".

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Next morning, Harry waited for Ron at the door of the boy's dorm.

He sure is taking his time today, he thought.

"Umm, Harry?"

"Yeah?"

"You don't have to wait for me you know... You can go on with Hermione, I'll catch you up".

Aaah, so that's it! Harry thought, they've had another fight.

"What happened... You know - between you two".

Ron jumped a foot into the air, "No-nothing ha-happened" he stuttered.

"Yeah right... I'd bet my Firebolt you two had a fight again".

"Then you'd better hand it over pal, you had it wrong there" Ron answered wryly.

"Don't wanna talk about it?"

"No!" he said angrily, kicking his trunk.

Harry raised his hands in mock defeat, "Ok, ok, don't get all pissed off now".

He turned to leave, but Ron muttered a sort of squeak.

"What was that you said?" said Harry, having trouble not laughing his head off.

Ron squeaked again.

"Oh Come on Ron!!"

"I kissed her" he squeaked.

Harry, who had just sat on a chair, nearly fell off in surprise.

"You what??" he said, dissolving in a fit of laughs.

" 'S not bloody funny"

"Oh, but it is".

"Can't see why."

Harry finally calmed himself down.

"So? What's the problem?"

"What do you mean 'what's the problem?' isn't it obvious?"

"No".

Ron groaned, and sat on his bed, his head in his hands.

"Shall I tell you the whole story?"

"Yup. Go on-"

Ron breathed deeply.

"I visited her in Hospital Wing last night"

Harry raised his eyebrows.

"I mean two nights ago".

"And, I stayed there all night, until it was breakfast time, 'cos I didn't want to be caught by Pomfrey".

"And just before leaving I... Well you know... I..."

"kissed her" he said angrily, ignoring Harry's look.

"because I thought she was asleep, and she was so... Argh!! I can't believe I'm telling you all this".

Harry grinned.

"So good looking?" Harry offered.

"Yeah... Yeah, you can't even imagine how goo- Hey!! NO!! No I DIDN'T mean that!! You git!! You made me do that on purpose!!"

Harry was having a good time with Ron...

Sure, Ron was having a bad time, but it was SO hilarious...

Ron punched his pillow angrily.

"Okay, so she does look a bit nice when she's sleeping".

Harry gave him that look again.

"So maybe quite nice... Or... Oh shit!! Yes! She looks VERY NICE when she sleeps! And not only then! Are you happy now you &$%#*!!"

Harry was rolling on the floor, clutching his sides.

This was a real humour programme...

"Go on!"

"And when I went back everything was OK, and then Pomfrey kicked me out, but before I left Hermione said..."

"She said..."

"Oh bollocks, she said she had been awake when I... - kissed her".

"And then I had to leave..."

He sighed.

"Happy now?"

"Very, thankyou."

"What am I going to do now Harry?"

"Well, how about telling her how you feel?"

"Are you CRAZY??"

"What do you suggest if not?"

"Dunno but... Anything but THAT".

"Why?"

" 'why?' Man! It would be SO embarrassing!"

"So? Do you want to get something going with her or not?"

"Well... Yea, that would be nice but..." Ron said with a dreamy voice.

"Go on mate, give it a try!"

And with that, Harry gave Ron a push out of the door.

Surprised, Ron tripped on the steps and tumbled down, only to land on...

Hermione Granger.

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A/N: Hahahaha!! Another cliffie!!! How hilarious right? After a long talk with Harry and making a complete fool out of himself, he goes and falls... On top of Hermione...

What'll happen next??

TA-DAAAAAA!!

Who knows...

Well - I do... But that's out of question. ;o)

This chappie is longer that the last one, just as I promised, and I'm allready working on the next one...

But please... READ & REVIEW !!!

Cheeriooo, and thanks for reading. *(*whoeversaidlifewasfair*(*.



P.S.: I NEED HEEEEEEEEEELP !! DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO MAKE BOLD LETTERS AND SO ON APPEAR??!! IT DOESN'T SEEM TO WORK FOR ME !!!!!!