"Anita…c'mon! I'm sorry!" Jeff said.
"No. I saw the way you were looking at Meagan!" Anita said walking away from Jeff. "You wish you had stayed on her team. You regret joining the good side…don't you? Don't you!!" Jeff came up to Anita and wrapped his arms around her.
"No…that's Matt that wants to be bad…this is where I want to be…with you," (Just for the record, I'm sorry Anita…I had too!!!! Hehe) Jeff leaned his head towards Anita as if he was gonna kiss her when behind them they heard someone clearing their throat. Jeff let go of Anita and turned around to see Matt and Kane standing there.
"Now if you two love birds could stop, then maybe we could get some work done!" Matt said as he stalked off in the direction of T.L.K. (our school) with Kane following behind. Jeff started to follow but stopped when he realized that Anita wasn't following.
"Anita, aren't you coming?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'll meet you in a sec." Jeff just shrugged and followed his brother and Kane. When Jeff was out of earshot, Anita began yelling, "EW!! EW!! I can't believe I almost kissed Jeff Hardy! EW! EW EW! I almost kissed the Rainbow Dragon! E-wwwwwwwww!! I almost kissed one of the Hardy Boyz! With a Z! Like that's supposed to scare someone!" When she was finished ranting and raving about how stupid the Hardy's were, she stalked off towards T.L.K. (oh you are SOOOO gonna get it!) Meanwhile, Meagan was still standing on her platform.
"I need someone who can be my right hand man!" Meagan screamed out to the on looking vamps. "Step forward if you wish to be the one," Up stood many excellent vamps that could easily destroy humans. The most noticeable were: The Rock Vamp, Jericho, Chyna, Test, etc. One of those vamps could easily crush Anita, but Meagan saw past all of them to the back of the room. There stood a figure, so insignificant, it was laughable. Nevertheless, Meagan was pleased with what she saw. With a huge smile, Meagan called the figure forward.
"You! You will be my right hand man!" The figure stepped out from the shadows. A gasp arose from the crowd. Meagan just smiled and brought him on the stage. It was…ADNAN! (hehe…sucker! Payback's a bitch)
"Come here Adnan," Meagan said pointing her finger towards her direction in a seductive way. "You are someone I can depend on," she said in a deep voice, putting her arm around his shoulder. "You're smart, strong, brave, strong, BIG…" she trailed off, lost in thought. Almost as if she was remembering a happy memory.
"Yes, and I will put my BODY and soul at your command…if I had a soul…so technically, just my body," Adnan said smiling admiringly at Meagan. Someone cleared their throat loudly from the audience. This seemed to break the trance Meagan and Adnan were in. Meagan broke her gaze from Adnan's eyes to notice it was Edge. He had a hurt look on his face and gave Meagan a puppy dog look.
"Awwww…" Meagan said. "Don't worry Edge, he means nothing to me. He's just my bitch." Edge looked even more hurt.
"But, I thought I was your bitch!" Edge whined.
"You are! Oh fine," Meagan turned towards Adnan. "Sorry babe, but there's just no room for two bitches." And with that she staked him. (I'm nicer than you are! **Shudders** Hardy Boy-Z! Ah! Rainbow Dragon!!)
Meagan smirked at Edge. "Don't worry about him. I didn't mean a word I just said. I just wanted to stake him!" Edge smiled and wrapped his arms around Meagan.
"Good, cuz if you hadn't killed him then I would have!" Edge said as Meagan walked back to the edge of the platform.
"Ok, for real this time. Who'll be my helper?" again many capable vamps stepped forward.
Edge walked up to her and whispered in her ear, "Just don't pick a guy!"
Meagan looked at him."Why not? I'll pick whomever I please! And I need to pick someone who will watch my back in a fight."
Edge looked at her incredulously. "What the hell do I do?"
Meagan raised an eyebrow and crossed her arms. "Well you didn't seem to be doing that great of a job in the last fight."
"I had my hands full fighting Anita's troops!" Edge yelled.
"And I had to fight Kane. So there!" Meagan yelled back.
Uncle Gangy stepped fwd to stop the fighting couple. "Stop fighting! We don't need this. This is what they want us to do!"
Both Edge and Meagan turned to Gangrel.
"Shut up!" they yelled, then continued yelling at each other. Gangrel tried it again."Stop…we should be planning our next attack." Meagan stopped.
"Ok, that's it!" she reached over and grabbed a stake. She brought her arm back to strike and end Gangrel's life. Edge grabbed her arm.
"Uhh…no killing the innocent by stander," Meagan growled in protest and struggled to free her arm.
"Lemmee go. Let me kill him!" Gangrel was slowly backing away.
"Everybody leave to your rooms! We'll be leaving in 2 hours…get rested and be ready." Edge yelled out. When everyone had left, it was just Edge and a struggling Meagan.
"Let me go, NOW!"
Edge grinned. "Not until you calm down." Meagan brought her foot up hitting Edge in the groin. As he fell and began to squirm on the ground holding himself, Meagan took the opportunity to step out of his hold.
"I told you to let me go!"
"Are you nuts??" Edge managed to say. He unexpectedly lunged at Meagan tackling her to the ground and sitting on top of her. "Are you gonna calm down now?" Edge snarled angrily.
"Grrr…" Meagan growled. Her eyes shone bright red and Edge flew off her, landing hard on his face. Edge lay down, not moving. Meagan ran over to Edge and looked at him.
"Did I kill him?" Just then Edge did one of those flippy thingies and landed on his feet. Edge back handed Meagan and sent her spiralling to the ground. Meagan brought her foot around, tripping Edge. Edge landed with a grunt. The fight went on for another hour. Both Meagan and Edge were lying on the floor a few strides apart. Their breathing was laboured and they were both bleeding. Just then the UT came through the doorway.
"Look at what you've done!" He boomed. Meagan tiredly raised her head and looked around. She looked over at Edge with a silly grin on her face.
"We totalled the place!" Edge just chuckled.
"Look at yourselves. You can barely raise your heads!" UT yelled again.
"Give me a minute," Edge said tiredly.
"You have one hour!" UT said walking away mumbling. "Our best general and our leader are wiped out! How are we gonna win now?" as he walked away Meagan managed to roll over on her stomach and both Edge and her burst out laughing.
"Hey Edge…"
"Hm?"
"I say we stay here till we re-energize," Meagan said with a grin.
"Right on," and with that both Edge and Meagan fell asleep.
******
Meanwhile, back to the team consisting of Greasy Boy-Z's, Kane and Anita.
"Hurry up Kane!" Anita yelled.
"Sorry…I'm…walking…behind…Jeff…" Kane said as he slipped for the twentieth time. Anita turned around and laughed her ass off. They approached T.L.K, which looked hauntingly spooky.
"Holy shit, this place is scary!" Jeff said quietly.
"You should see it in the day, it's even scarier!" Anita said in all seriousness. They walked up to the front door and surprisingly enough, it was open. They entered to find hundreds of people standing in the dark foyer. They had weapons and all looked capable of fighting.
"We're here to fight against the vamps," a voice said from the crowd.
"Well…ok then," Anita said, still in shock.
"Ok, get your places ready," the same voice cried out. It appeared to the team that they already had a plan set up. The group spread out throughout the school. The speaker was left standing with the team. It was Meagan's best friend! Anita fell to the floor laughing her ass off. As Jeff helped Anita up, a loud rumble of thunder was heard. Anita turned around to face the doors and saw Meagan and her troops approaching the doors. Anita took a deep breath and held her stake tight…waiting… There was another flash of light and the group saw the demonic grins on both Edge and Meagan's faces. Just then Naveed ran up to Anita.
"Anita they're vampires right?" Anita looked at him strangely.
"Uh duh!" Naveed had an excited look on his face.
"Then they can't come in until you invite them in!" Anita looked back over to 'The Best Friend' who just shrugged. Naveed ran up to the doorway where Meagan was standing and began to make funny faces saying,
"You can't come in. Hahahaha…I'm in and you're not! And you can't come in!" Then just in time with the lightning, Meagan's had was around Naveed's throat. She picked him up off his feet and brought his face really close to hers. Naveed struggling for breath was the only thing heard.
"You're very annoying do you know that? And you suck at cards!" Meagan said growling at him, and with that she threw him behind her to her minions who tore him to little pieces. Meagan looked with a disgusted look on her face.
"Ew…" Edge just laughed. Then Meagan looked back at Anita and with a smirk on her face, took a step inside. Edge was next and then the minions trailed in behind him.
"But, I thought you had to be invited…" Anita asked. Meagan shrugged.
"It's a public place so I don't kneed to be invited," then out of nowhere 'the best friend' screamed and lunged at Meagan with a stake. Meagan grabbed her hand and wrenched it behind her back. 'TBF' screamed in pain. Meagan looked down at her prey.
"You know…I've got one question. If you're so rich, why do you look uglier than a demon?" 'TBF' just stared at Meagan with hatred in her eyes.
"You killed my ugly boyfriend!"
"I did?? I don't remember…Ah well you'll be joining him!" And with that, Meagan grabbed 'TBF's' chin and jerked it to the side. There was a sickening sound of bone snapping and Anita noticed that her head wasn't facing the right way. Meagan sighed as she let the body hit the floor.
"That was too easy!" Meagan looked at Anita with a bored look on her face.
"Are you gonna do something or just stand there with your mouth open?" Anita shook her head to shake the mental image of 'TBF' lying there. Then went back into fighting stance.
"Get ready to die bitch!" Anita yelled. Meagan raised an eyebrow at the remark then went back into fighting stance also.
"I'm not A bitch Anita…I'm THE bitch!!!" AS soon as the first punch was thrown, the good guys and the bad guys began to fight. Anita attacked Meagan with a series of kicks and punches but Meagan blocked everyone. Then Meagan retaliated with her own attack. Anita thought she was doing well because she had blocked all the blows Meagan was giving her. She sorta let her guard down and Meagan took the opportunity to swipe at Anita with her claws. The move was unexpected and Anita caught it right across the face. Anita reeled back and brought her hand to her face. When she looked at it, it was covered in oozing red blood. Anita looked at Meagan who was smirking, and heard her snarl the word pitiful. Anita's vision in the eye closest to the cut filled with red. She wiped at it trying to get the blood out. When she looked back up, Meagan was gone.
"MEAGAN!" Anita yelled. Anita searched the crowd but Meagan was nowhere to be found. Anita looked at the battle in front of her. The odds were pretty even. Jeff was fighting off 2 girl vamps and Matt was fighting Michel.
**Michel?** Anita thought. **Isn't he dead?** Anita just shrugged it off. Kane was fighting 8 vamps.
"Kane!" Anita yelled…"I'm going to look for Meagan." Kane just grunted. Anita ran down the hallway and into the first door. It was a science room. She looked around scanning the room. She noticed a machine at the back.
"I've never seen that before," she said quietly. All of a sudden, the machine turned on.
"Voice recognized," said the machine. Just then a hologram of Gary popped up from the middle of the machine.
"What the fu…"
"Yes Anita…it is I…Gary…the magnificent!" Anita just looked at him. "Before I was tragically killed, by YOU!" Gary said angrily pointing at Anita, "I managed to make a clone of myself," a door beside Anita began to open. "He is my exact copy…EXCEPT…" Gary looked down. "The school was too cheap and I didn't' have enough resources so I made him…(music duh duh Duh!) 1/8 my width!" Just then a really, really, REALLY thin version of Gary appeared in the doorway. "I shall call him," Gary brought his pinky finger up to his lip, "Skinny Me!" And with that, Gary disappeared, leaving Skinny me with Anita. Skinny me was so skinny, he was actually skinnier than Anita!!
"Do you remember me, Austin Powers…I mean…Anita? I am the one that will be killing you now!" Skinny me yelled in an Arabic accent, as he attacked Anita with a sword. He slashed at Anita's shirt. Anita jumped back and knocked into someone standing behind her. It was Komal!
"Komal! You gotta help me out!" Anita yelled dodging Skinny Me's sword.
"Ok, sure!" Komal yelled. She suddenly lunged at Anita, holding her down. Skinny me swung he sword around, sharp end pointing at Anita's stomach. Anita looked straight into Skinny me's eyes, seeing only pure evil. Only two times b4 has she ever seen that in someone's eyes: Meagan's and Gary's. Skinny Me hurled the sword towards Anita but all of a sudden a blur passed over Anita and tackled Skinny Me!! All Anita could make out were the colours of the rainbow! She also became drenched in some unidentified liquid! The person landed on Skinny me. He turned around and it was Jeff! (duh) Anita kicked Komal and escaped.
"SWITCH!" Anita yelled as she took on Skinny me and Jeff took on Komal. Anita battled with 'SM' and eventually got the stake in him. As SM dusted all could be heard was,
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee…"
**Sucker**, Anita thought. Anita turned around and saw Jeff about to stake Komal!
"No!" Anita yelled and tackled Jeff. Jeff was slammed to the ground on top of Anita. Anita screamed and threw Jeff off her. She jumped up and saw Komal was gone.
"What the hell was that for!" Jeff screamed angrily.
"You can't kill her! She's too nice!" Anita said wiping grease off herself frantically.
"You're crazy," he said walking out of the room. Anita followed him thinking, **damn I need a nice hot shower to get this grease off**
Meanwhile, Meagan was upstairs killing humans one by one.
**sigh** Where's the challenge?" Meagan must have spoken too soon because she was tackled from behind by Jeff! Meagan got up and began fighting. IT was blow for blow but Jeff got the upper hand when some grase from his hair flicked into Meagan's eyes.
"Ahh!! It burns!" Meagan screamed. Jeff got on top of her and pulled a stake up. AS he was about to drive it in, Jeff was pushed off Meagan. Edge grabbed Jeff and threw him into Meagan's hands. They fought again, but Edge was stopped from fighting 2 on 1 by Anita.
"Let's go," Anita said twirling a stake in her hands. Edge grinned evilly and they fought.
"You know you're really cute when you're evil," Anita said to him as she punched his face. Edge became distracted when Meagan called his name. She was bruised up badly by Jeff because she was too distracted watching Edge. Anita took this to her advantage and pinned Edge up against her locker. Anita brought her stake up and drove it straight into his heart. A piercing scream escaped from Meagan as she ran over to Edge. Edge just grinned at Meagan. He held the stake in his hand and passionately kissed Meagan, seconds before he dusted in her arms. Anita and Jeff watched Meagan sitting quietly on the floor. She turned her head around, her eyes glowing bright red in anger. Meagan growled low in her throat. She slowly stood up.
"Enough games, I'm gonna kill you now." Meagan said quietly. Just then Matt and Kane came up behind Anita.
"What happened?" Matt asked.
"Anita killed Edge." Jeff answered.
"Why?" Matt asked, "He was cool!" Meagan began to walk towards Anita. Jeff jumped infront of her and Kane jumped in front of Jeff. "Must…beat…us…first…" Kane said in his monotone voice. Meagan smiled sadly and snarled.
"Awww…how sweet," she said sarcastically. Just then Christian showed up. He ran up to Meagan and looked around.
"Where's Edge?" A single tear ran down Meagan's cheek and she wiped it away angrily. Christian just nodded his head in understanding. He stood beside Meagan ready for battle. Matt leaned over to Anita who was ready also.
"You can't kill her," he whispered.
"Why not?" Anita asked. "It's either her or me."
"But look, she cried…she still feels…that means she's still in there. The evil hasn't completely taken over yet," Matt continued trying to persuade her. Anita was almost convinced when Jeff turned around.
"Anita…she's trying to kill you. She's evil, plain and simple."
"But he's right," Anita said, referring to Matt.
"If you're nice to her, she'll take the opportunity and kill you," Jeff said.
"You're right," Anita agreed, "I have to kill her. It's the only way to stop the vamps reign." Matt sighed and looked at the floor.
"I didn't want to have to do this," Matt said. Jeff looked at his brother.
"What are you talking about?" Matt turned around with his back to Meagan and began to walk backwards towards her. He began to shake his head sadly as he looked at his brother. "I can't let you kill her and if that means I'm gonna have to fight you, then I will." As Matt reached Meagan he said, "I'm sorry about Edge. That shouldn't have happened."
"I'll get my revenge soon enough," Meagan said, her voice full of hatred.