High School High
"Game Show Havoc"
This just happened at about 12 midnight and I just had to write it down out of boredom
Inside of the manor everyone around the table eating and talking when Phoebe runs into the room
Phoebe: We won! We won!
Dana: Won what?
Phoebe: We won the untimate game show sweepstakes!
Cole: The ultimate game show?!
Phoebe: I entered us into this sweepstakes where you and eighteen of your friends to play in the game shows of your choice.
Piper: Nineteen people? There's only twelve of us.
Phoebe: I included, June Bug and Daryl. I'm going to tell them about it later.
Piper: That still doesn't add up-
Phoebe: Okay, any more questions?
Leo: What game shows are we going to be on?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know....
Glenn: I hope I'm on Jepordy.
Paige: Come on Glenn. You can't even answer the questions on Blue's Clue's, let alone Jepordy.
Glenn: Steve tricked me! He tricked me okay?! And that dumb dog Blue too!
Logan: Glenn, calm down.
Phoebe: Let's see....
Phoebe starts reading from the list
Phoebe: Me, Paige,Piper, J and Ashley. We will be on Rival Sisters.
J: All right, something I'm good at.
Paige: Come on, you know we're going to beat you.
Ashley: Yeah right. We're like physics, we always know what the other is thinking.
Phoebe: We have priminitions.
Piper: And the power to freeze.
Phoebe: Dana and Erica, The Newlywed Game.
Erica: Why, we're not married.
Phoebe: I lied. Sorry. Just wing it anyways, you can cheat and practice on what newlywed's do and say. Glenn,Logan, and Daryl-
Glenn: Is that us?
Logan: Yes, Glenn.
Phoebe: You will be on Video Fantasy.
Glenn: Video games!
Logan: Alright!
Phoebe: Cole, Leo, June Bug, Alec, and Max, thought you guys would like this one- Extreme Limits.
Cole: Is that like gameshow where they make you eat cow intestines?
Max: God, I hope not.
Phoebe: I don't think so. This is the show where you have to fend for yourself with nothing but a few selected items.
Alec: Sounds like our game, right Max?
Max: Shutup Alec.
Leo: June Bug? He isn't the most phyisical person I know.
Phoebe: Physical isn't all of it. You need someone who knows the enviroment, and what's poisonus and all that stuff. Plus with his extensive knowledge on physics, you need June Bug.
Prue: What about me?
Phoebe looks at Prue as everyone goes quiet as Phoebe wonders in her mind if she should even tell Prue what she's doing.
Phoebe: Prue.
Wasting time shuffling papers like she lost it
Phoebe: Sorry, lost the paper. Here it is. Prue, you will be on Troubled Hearts.
Silence
Phoebe: With Andy.
Prue jumps up out her seat
Prue: You did what?!
Prue starts moving around the room with Phoebe trailing her
Phoebe: Prue, I know you don't want to do this, but you need to find a mutual peace between you two. I'm seeing a lot of hostility in you two.
Prue: Oh, so know you're Dr. Lipshitz now?!
Phoebe: Prue, I'm not saying go out with him, just find out what went wrong. Hey least you'll be getting money doing it.
Prue: Phoebe, you are just so amazing right now.
Phoebe: I know.
Prue: No not in a good way.
She walks up the stairs with Phoebe waiting at the foot
Phoebe: Does that mean you'll go?? Take that as a yes.
Just like in the real credits try to visulise them as if they were real Are you listening? whoaaaa [You see Piper's face and some unknown younger actress played by her, it could be you I don't care who you want her to be and that goes for the rest of the charaters] [Some scene's of Piper fighting demons]
Sing it back whoaaaa [You see Prue's face as Piper's flashes away with blue lights] [Some scene's of Prue in the series]
String from your tether unwinds [You see Glenn's picture as Prue's fades away with blue lights] [Scene's of Glenn being, well Glenn]
(String from your tether unwinds) whhhoaaa [As Glenn's face speeds away, Phoebe's flashes up] [Scene's of Phoebe in the series] (Up and outward to bind) whoaaaa whoaaaa [As Phoebe's face fades away by blue lights Leo's come in] [Scenes of Leo healing People] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Leo face fades with blue lights Max's faces comes in] [Scenes of her using her transgenic powers]
With a little sweet and simple numbing me [As Max's pic fades with blue lights Logan's comes in] [scene's of him smiling and working on his computer] Are you listening? whoaaaa [As Logan's face speeds off, Paige's appears] [scenes of Paige at different times in the series]
Sing it back whoaaaa [Scenes of Cole as Paige faces leaves] [More scenes of Cole doing what he does]
Tell me what do I need [Pic of J as Cole speeds off] [Pics of her blowing up demons]
(Tell me what do I need) whoaaaa whoaaaa [Pics of Erica from Hypnotic] {scene's of her and Dana, her runnig away from demons]
When words lose their meaning [Dana pics come in as Erica's speeds away] [Scenes of him fighting J]
(When words lose their meaning) whoaaaa whoaaaa [as Dana pics speeds away, Ashley's comes up] {pics of her laughing] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Ashley's pics speeds away, Brandi comes up] [Scene's where she has acted dumb]
Are you listening? {pics of the group all together]
I won't play your hide and seek game [Shaken pic of the Words High School High]
(I won't play your hide and seek game)whoaaaa [Blackness as the song fades and enters into the new scene]
At High School High
At lunch
Phoebe: You guys feel like eating out?
Max: Where, in the parking lot?
Phoebe: No, more like off campus.
Piper: Off-campus. Breaking the rules, again. Wow, we're on a roll.
Phoebe: Come on, all we have to do is, get back 5 minutes earlier.
Leo: I'm in.
Cole: Let's go.
They walk off
Later they walk into a fast food resturant
Clerk: Welcome to Piggy's Burger Fest. All the prime burgers you could want. My name's Steven, and I will be assistaning you to you Piggy Buger Delight.
Glenn: Beef comes from Pig?! Wow, what do ya know?
Paige: Beef doesn't come from cow Glenn.
Glenn: But he said-
Paige: Beef does not come from Pigs.
Steven The Clerk: It does now. I want to be powerful.
Alec: Like a manager?
Steven The Clerk: No, I want people to actually do what I say, not Steven do this. Steven do that. Well, I'm tired of working!
A female Manager walks by in the backround
Manager: Steven, get back to work.
Steven: Yes, Nikki, the all beutiful queen that everyone knows and loves.
Nikki The Manager: And....
Steven: And who I worship and look up too because I'm a presant who doesn't have any face value in life.
Nikki The Manager: I thought so.
She walks out of view
Logan: We could all learn from you. Your unwillingness to fall in line is just apalling.
Steven The Clerk: Thanks for noticing. Customers are waiting, please order now or I will have to go to the next person in line.
They look back and see no one
Leo: Okay, we'd like the 6 Piggy red meat taco, 4 red meat Pig's delight Burger, and one Piglet's Meal.
Glenn siting down at the table with Paige trying to stick a napkin at in his shirt with him trying to push her away screams across the resturant
Glenn: With the Piglet nuggets! Stop it!
Swats Paige's hands
Paige: Glenn, you know how you spill things.
Glenn: Stop it!
Back to Leo
Leo: The Piglet Meal, Nuggetised.
Steven The Clerk: That will be fifteen dollars.
Leo gives him the money from his pocket
Steven The Clerk: Thank you. You food will be ready in 3 minutes.
Puts it in the cash register
They go sit down with Paige and Glenn who now has a napkin in his shirt neatly
Alec: I never thought I would be in a game show. They don't exactly have good times in 2021.
Paige: With all of us on a game show, we're sure to rack in a lot of money.
Cole: Yeah, my leather couch is getting dusty.
Phoebe: Speaking of that, you've been laying low with your mafia.
Cole: A new teacher is starting to expect something. We're laying low for the time being.
Steven The Clerk: Your food is ready.
Piper: I'll get it.
She gets up and leaves
Leo: While you guys get to play videogames, we have to be deserted and fend for ourselves in the wilderness.
Max: It'll be easy, considering what we've been through in the last couple on months.
Piper comes back
Piper: Here you go.
Everyone digs into the plate grabbing uneatly wrapped burgers, tacos, and such, excluding Glenn who has the Piglet's meal
Paige: What'd you get Glenn?
Glenn: A toy car!
He starts vroom!ing up and down the countertop Paige laughs
Paige: Have fun, Glenn. Make sure you add that one to your collection.
Glenn: Toy car's don't go with cheese! I thought you knew that Paige.
He goes back to playing and eating his Piglet's Meal
Just then Dana walks in to the Piggy's Burger Fest
Glenn: Hey look, it's Dana! Hey Dana!
Paige: Glenn no!
Paige tries stopping him but no prevail
Glenn: Dana, hey over here!
Dana notices Glenn and the rest and walks over
Dana: Ain't you supposed to be in school?
Glenn: Oh yeah. We decided to skip for lunch and come back 5 minutes early.
Dana: You know you're not supposed to be doing this right?
Piper: We know. Please don't tell Prue, she has so much on her plate right now, no need for meddling kids to intervine.
Dana: Thanks for the Scooby Doo qoute, but the next time that I see you kids skipping school, it will be your last time.
Leo: Thanks Dana.
Dana: I'll drive you back, you'll get there faster.
Cole: What about your food?
Dana: I wasn't hungry anyways.
They get up and leave
Dana drops them off in front of the school
In the office Andy walks in
Andy: Where is Ms. Halliwell's office at?
Secretary: Right down the all you can't miss it.
Andy: Thanks.
He walks down the hall to Prue's office while Prue is busily working she didn't even see him standing in the doorway. Finally he knocks on the side of the doorway to get her attention
Andy: You busy?
Still with no reply as Prue goes back to work he walks inside looking around her office
Andy: What happened to your "Hypnotic" friends?
Prue: They're busy working on their next album, so they quit to do music full time.
Andy: When the music industry calls, they call.
More dreadful silence
Andy: Phoebe told me about the game show.
Prue: That's nice.
Andy: I think it's a great idea. Us to finally find out what kept this relationship apart. Maybe it's even more than you being a witch.
Prue: You never know.
Andy: Who knows? Maybe this might actually work and we could become friends again. I mean I want to. Only thing is will you?
More silence so he walks out but stops at the doorway one more final time
Andy: See you there Prue. Hopefully.
He leaves with Prue now fealing heavy with guilt, well it's time to get rid of the sadness, so picture Glenn on a unicycle juggling cheese. Are you laughing now? Good we got the unhappiness out of your system
Another day, another hour, just to make things short, Glenn got in trouble like always, Piper and Leo got in a fight again, Logan uploaded a virus to Cole's computer and totally fried it, Phoebe, Max, Paige, and just about all the other girls just lounged around and talked all day having a unusally rare low demonic activity
On the day of the Game show day...........
Okay, this is going to be very hectic so lets just go down the list. Who's first? Oh yeah, Sisters against sisters, also known as "Rival Sisters!"
Everyone is set up redy to go on the set of the game show getting ready finally the music starts and everyone starts screaming the chairs creaking from the weight of people, and finally the game show host waltzes out
Game Show Host: Hello, hello, and Welcome to Rival Sisters. The game show where we get down and dirty and see just how close these sisters really are. Okay our first team is, the Halliwell sisters. The Halliwell sisters, Paige, Phoebe, and Piper, are ninth graders who go to High School High, a local high school here in California. Give it up for the Halliwell sisters!
People scream as they walk out
Game Show Host: Okay, okay, settle down. These sisters are really close you've seen them on TV you've seen them in movies, welcome the Olsen sisters!
Even more cheers erupt as they walk out
Game Show Host: These sisters, are most likely to be seen on MTV, BET, MuchMusic, and just about any other music channel. One better known for her voice, and the other better known as magic of taday's melodies. Give it up for the Martin sisters. J and Ashley, come on out!
Waves and waves of cheers erupt as everyone jumps out of their seats screaming for them as the walk out people now crying, guys with "MARRY ME" t-shirts, girls with "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"
Piper: That's not fair. They got more cheers than anybody else.
Phoebe: Well, their not obselete, or just plain annoying.
Paige: Gotcha.
Game Show Host: Now this game show relies on however many of you there are to have trust, wits, and love for each other. If you don't you will surely loose. We will put you through emotional, physical, and mind, situations that you will have to squirm you out of. Are you ready?
CROWD: WE'RE READY!
Game Show Host: Well, get suited up!
Next up on the list is........(drumroll) the young hearts Dana and Erica faking their way through the Newlywed Game
Game Show Host2: How is everyone doing today? Now the audiance and the viewers at home has already bee introduced to our players, and now hopefully we are ready to begin. We asked you to answer some questions and know we want to see how well your wives really know you. Each question right is 100 points. Ready? Okay, John, your question was- Your wives favorite ceral is Fruit Loops, what is her favorite flavor? She said-
He gestures toward John's wife
John's Wife: Lemon.
Game Show Host2: You said-
He gestures toward John and he reluctantly pulls up his board and it says chocolate
John's Wife: Chocoate?! Chocolate?! I'm allergic to choclate for one, and chocolate not even a Fruit! How dumb are you?! Oh my god. The easist question and he got it wrong.
John: I thought you liked Chocolate.
John's Wife: I like chocoate?! I like Chocolate?! I'ma show you how much I like chocolate!
She starts hitting him with a pillow
Game Show Host2: Okay, calm down everyone, you'll get another chance to win. Okay, Dana, you were asked what is Erica's favorite singer of all time. She answered-
Erica: Selena.
Game Show Host2: You answered-
Dana pulls up his marker board and it reveals Selena and they hug and laugh you know you've probally seen it before
I can't spend all my time on one contestant, so...... Next up was Video Fantasy
On this set were cyborg areas and stuff like that. This fan fic is getting long we'll just skip the introductions
Game Show Host3: Are you ready?
Glenn: We're ready.
Game Show Host: On your mark, get set. GO!!!
Glenn, Daryl,and Logan run trough the vortex with the other team, Logan pushing the other contestants to get through the obstacle course and into the virtual world Fianally they run up the vortox and jump all sucked into the parralel universe
EXTREME LIMITS
Outside in Nowhereville
Leo: Where are the other contestants?
Cole: The host, cameramen, they're all gone.
Alec: Not everything.
They all look at the supplies left for them and all simultaneously lunge at the supples and the four 4Wheelers
TROUBLED HEARTS Andy and Prue are sitting in two chairs shaped as a broken hearts facing each other along with other "broken hearts" this game show was already well into play
Game Show Host4: Prue, Andy. When did you think this relationship first went wrong?
Andy: There was always a lot of things that tore us apart. Like, her leaving at unexpected moments not telling me where, not returning my phone calls, and you wouldn't tell what what was bothering you all the time. It was like she was ashamed of me.
Prue: I wasn't ashmed of you, Andy. It was me. I didn't want to tell you because, I didn't know how you would react.
Andy: Well, now you know.
Game Show Host4: Oooh, this is getting really exciting. We'll be back after these messages.
Back to Rival Sisters
Piper: We're only down be three.
Paige: Yeah, three THOUSAND! Look J and Ashley have been winning since this game started and ditzy Mary-Kate and Ashley are not far behind them. I say we quit now, before we get even more ashmed that what we already are now.
Phoebe: Oh, come on, we can't quit now. I mean, we battle demons-
Piper: Hey what the language!
Phoebe: We battled things far worser than this, we can surely kick some celebrity butt. Are you in?
Piper: Do we have a choice?
Phoebe: No, not really.
Paige: Kinda thought you would say that.
They start laughing and walk over to the rest of the contestants
J: Ready to loose?
Mary-Kate: No, we are fully capable of kicking your butt. Right Ashley?
Ashley: You are totally right sis.
Ashley: Dude, we're not on ABCFamily anymore.
They just look at each other while everyone else laughs
Game Show Host1: Okay ladies. Our last and final expedition is the obsitcal coarse. In this last round anything goes. You may hit, punch, pull, anyone and anything to get to the end of this finish line. Once you cross that line, it's your world. Ready, go!
They all dash running down both sisters pushing Mary-Kate and Ashley out of the race in the sidelines falling into the stands and from the impact from them it goes crashing down, but Piper quick on her feet freezes it before it falls all the was down to it's wooden death
J: Wow. Picture for the road?
Paige: Where are we going to get a camera?
Piper: From our good friend.
Piper walks over to a tourist and grabs the camera
Piper: Smile!
They smile before the half falling stands of people all with fear on their faces as they pose and change camera picture takers
Piper: Countdown to unfreeze......
They walks back on the obsticale coarse
Piper: Three, two, one....
They unfreeze and they were soon on the race with everyone plunging after pushing one another off the tracks Piper pushing Ashley into the mud, J jumping on Paige and Phoebe into the water, J and Piper look at each other both each unharmed and take a dash for the finsish line jumping for the line as the fallen tourists now standing screaming, wondering who's going to win???
Back to Logan, Glenn, and Daryl
Glenn: Where are we? I miss Paige.
Daryl: Were back where we started.
Logan: I told you to turn at the mushroom!
Daryl: Hey it wasn't my fault! I told you to turn at the Yoshi on the left!
Logan: Oh so now it's my fault?!
Daryl: Well, if the boot fits....
Glenn: Guys look a opening!
He runs toward it looking at the little whole in the groud feet away
Daryl: This isn't the end, it' so small.
Glenn: Daryl, this is a virtual world. Everything goes. Ask Donald Duck.
Glenn walks into it and out they pop back on the set of the gameshow
Game Show Host2: Welcome back! You made it back in 2 hours and 5 minutes, just 5 minutes under allowed time to win. Oh, I'm am so sorry look out next time guys.
Glenn: You have got to be kidding me! I mean, we spend 2 hours and 5 minutes talking to Yoshi and following mushrooms, only to find that the ending was a little hole in a corner of a virtual room!
He starts knocking over things and Daryl and Logan try to stop him but to late, he gets to the camera and pushes it over putting it into standby with that annoying bliiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg sound
EXTREME LIMITS
Leo: We're never going to get out of here. We're lost, out of gas, plus no one can even hear us. WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Alec: I don't even know why we even came here.
Coles wipes his face on some leaves
June Bug: Uh, Cole. What are you doing?
Cole: Wiping my face off with some leaves because I'm sweating.
June Bug: Those aren't just any leaves. That is poison-ivy and poison oak. In fact, I think you all are in it.
They jump out of their seats dropping the leaves immediately scraching their bodies
June Bug: Thank god for, Boy Scouts. Look, someone's coming. Looks like ambulances.
Lots of people with streachers come out of nowhere pushing down everyone but June Bug on streachers tying up their arms leaving them helpless against the burning itch of all the poison ivy and oak
NEWLYWED GAME
GAME SHOW HOST3: Welcome back, okay now we are all tied in very last question is up. If you get this right Erica and Dana, you will win all whats behind that door, but if you don't, you will go home with some nice towels stolen from hotels tonight. Erica you were asked what is one thing Dana won't do. He said-
Dana: Dress up as a bunny ballirena and walk down a highway.
GAME SHOW HOST3: And she answered-
She unviels her answer and it was exactly what he said they jump up and down now winning whatever was behind the closed door
Game Show Host3: And whatever is behind that door you win. You ready?
Dana: Yeah, we're ready.
They open up the doors and it unviels a brand new car!
Game Show Host3: You just won a brand new car! Yes that's right. A 2002 Escalade coutesty of the NEWLYWED GAME. It comes with DVD players, PS2, and much, much more. I hope you enjoy you brand new car but that isn't all that you get.
Erica: It isn't?
Game Show Host3: You also recieve another 2002 Escalade, for you and your husband to each have thier own classy car, totalling up to every 100,00 thousand dollars!
They jumped up and down now winning two black and white Escalades and as they fade the lead us into another predicament.......
TROUBLED HEARTS
Prue is crying on Andy's shoulder and he's holding her talking to her and stuff
Andy: It's okay Prue. It's okay.
Prue: My whole life has been a lie. I couldn't even talk to you without lying. I even lied to myself.
Andy: I understand. It's okay. Calm down.
While the other contestants are arguing Prue and Andy are finally getting along and the GAME SHOW HOSTS4 finally decides to intervine
GAME SHOW HOST4: Well, I'm sorry to burst your little get together but since you have figured out and solved your problems, you are nolonger troubled hearts, you'll have to leave I'm sorry.
They start to get up to leave but STEVEN THE CLEARK shimmers out of nowhere with NIKKI THE MANAGER
Nikki The Manager: Everybody sit down!
Steven The Clerk: I wanna be be the powerfulest in the world.
Well, this one is a cliffhanger and like I said this isn't my fav one. What will happen to them next????
This just happened at about 12 midnight and I just had to write it down out of boredom
Inside of the manor everyone around the table eating and talking when Phoebe runs into the room
Phoebe: We won! We won!
Dana: Won what?
Phoebe: We won the untimate game show sweepstakes!
Cole: The ultimate game show?!
Phoebe: I entered us into this sweepstakes where you and eighteen of your friends to play in the game shows of your choice.
Piper: Nineteen people? There's only twelve of us.
Phoebe: I included, June Bug and Daryl. I'm going to tell them about it later.
Piper: That still doesn't add up-
Phoebe: Okay, any more questions?
Leo: What game shows are we going to be on?
Phoebe: Well, if you really wanna know....
Glenn: I hope I'm on Jepordy.
Paige: Come on Glenn. You can't even answer the questions on Blue's Clue's, let alone Jepordy.
Glenn: Steve tricked me! He tricked me okay?! And that dumb dog Blue too!
Logan: Glenn, calm down.
Phoebe: Let's see....
Phoebe starts reading from the list
Phoebe: Me, Paige,Piper, J and Ashley. We will be on Rival Sisters.
J: All right, something I'm good at.
Paige: Come on, you know we're going to beat you.
Ashley: Yeah right. We're like physics, we always know what the other is thinking.
Phoebe: We have priminitions.
Piper: And the power to freeze.
Phoebe: Dana and Erica, The Newlywed Game.
Erica: Why, we're not married.
Phoebe: I lied. Sorry. Just wing it anyways, you can cheat and practice on what newlywed's do and say. Glenn,Logan, and Daryl-
Glenn: Is that us?
Logan: Yes, Glenn.
Phoebe: You will be on Video Fantasy.
Glenn: Video games!
Logan: Alright!
Phoebe: Cole, Leo, June Bug, Alec, and Max, thought you guys would like this one- Extreme Limits.
Cole: Is that like gameshow where they make you eat cow intestines?
Max: God, I hope not.
Phoebe: I don't think so. This is the show where you have to fend for yourself with nothing but a few selected items.
Alec: Sounds like our game, right Max?
Max: Shutup Alec.
Leo: June Bug? He isn't the most phyisical person I know.
Phoebe: Physical isn't all of it. You need someone who knows the enviroment, and what's poisonus and all that stuff. Plus with his extensive knowledge on physics, you need June Bug.
Prue: What about me?
Phoebe looks at Prue as everyone goes quiet as Phoebe wonders in her mind if she should even tell Prue what she's doing.
Phoebe: Prue.
Wasting time shuffling papers like she lost it
Phoebe: Sorry, lost the paper. Here it is. Prue, you will be on Troubled Hearts.
Silence
Phoebe: With Andy.
Prue jumps up out her seat
Prue: You did what?!
Prue starts moving around the room with Phoebe trailing her
Phoebe: Prue, I know you don't want to do this, but you need to find a mutual peace between you two. I'm seeing a lot of hostility in you two.
Prue: Oh, so know you're Dr. Lipshitz now?!
Phoebe: Prue, I'm not saying go out with him, just find out what went wrong. Hey least you'll be getting money doing it.
Prue: Phoebe, you are just so amazing right now.
Phoebe: I know.
Prue: No not in a good way.
She walks up the stairs with Phoebe waiting at the foot
Phoebe: Does that mean you'll go?? Take that as a yes.
Just like in the real credits try to visulise them as if they were real Are you listening? whoaaaa [You see Piper's face and some unknown younger actress played by her, it could be you I don't care who you want her to be and that goes for the rest of the charaters] [Some scene's of Piper fighting demons]
Sing it back whoaaaa [You see Prue's face as Piper's flashes away with blue lights] [Some scene's of Prue in the series]
String from your tether unwinds [You see Glenn's picture as Prue's fades away with blue lights] [Scene's of Glenn being, well Glenn]
(String from your tether unwinds) whhhoaaa [As Glenn's face speeds away, Phoebe's flashes up] [Scene's of Phoebe in the series] (Up and outward to bind) whoaaaa whoaaaa [As Phoebe's face fades away by blue lights Leo's come in] [Scenes of Leo healing People] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Leo face fades with blue lights Max's faces comes in] [Scenes of her using her transgenic powers]
With a little sweet and simple numbing me [As Max's pic fades with blue lights Logan's comes in] [scene's of him smiling and working on his computer] Are you listening? whoaaaa [As Logan's face speeds off, Paige's appears] [scenes of Paige at different times in the series]
Sing it back whoaaaa [Scenes of Cole as Paige faces leaves] [More scenes of Cole doing what he does]
Tell me what do I need [Pic of J as Cole speeds off] [Pics of her blowing up demons]
(Tell me what do I need) whoaaaa whoaaaa [Pics of Erica from Hypnotic] {scene's of her and Dana, her runnig away from demons]
When words lose their meaning [Dana pics come in as Erica's speeds away] [Scenes of him fighting J]
(When words lose their meaning) whoaaaa whoaaaa [as Dana pics speeds away, Ashley's comes up] {pics of her laughing] I was spinning free whoaaaa [As Ashley's pics speeds away, Brandi comes up] [Scene's where she has acted dumb]
Are you listening? {pics of the group all together]
I won't play your hide and seek game [Shaken pic of the Words High School High]
(I won't play your hide and seek game)whoaaaa [Blackness as the song fades and enters into the new scene]
At High School High
At lunch
Phoebe: You guys feel like eating out?
Max: Where, in the parking lot?
Phoebe: No, more like off campus.
Piper: Off-campus. Breaking the rules, again. Wow, we're on a roll.
Phoebe: Come on, all we have to do is, get back 5 minutes earlier.
Leo: I'm in.
Cole: Let's go.
They walk off
Later they walk into a fast food resturant
Clerk: Welcome to Piggy's Burger Fest. All the prime burgers you could want. My name's Steven, and I will be assistaning you to you Piggy Buger Delight.
Glenn: Beef comes from Pig?! Wow, what do ya know?
Paige: Beef doesn't come from cow Glenn.
Glenn: But he said-
Paige: Beef does not come from Pigs.
Steven The Clerk: It does now. I want to be powerful.
Alec: Like a manager?
Steven The Clerk: No, I want people to actually do what I say, not Steven do this. Steven do that. Well, I'm tired of working!
A female Manager walks by in the backround
Manager: Steven, get back to work.
Steven: Yes, Nikki, the all beutiful queen that everyone knows and loves.
Nikki The Manager: And....
Steven: And who I worship and look up too because I'm a presant who doesn't have any face value in life.
Nikki The Manager: I thought so.
She walks out of view
Logan: We could all learn from you. Your unwillingness to fall in line is just apalling.
Steven The Clerk: Thanks for noticing. Customers are waiting, please order now or I will have to go to the next person in line.
They look back and see no one
Leo: Okay, we'd like the 6 Piggy red meat taco, 4 red meat Pig's delight Burger, and one Piglet's Meal.
Glenn siting down at the table with Paige trying to stick a napkin at in his shirt with him trying to push her away screams across the resturant
Glenn: With the Piglet nuggets! Stop it!
Swats Paige's hands
Paige: Glenn, you know how you spill things.
Glenn: Stop it!
Back to Leo
Leo: The Piglet Meal, Nuggetised.
Steven The Clerk: That will be fifteen dollars.
Leo gives him the money from his pocket
Steven The Clerk: Thank you. You food will be ready in 3 minutes.
Puts it in the cash register
They go sit down with Paige and Glenn who now has a napkin in his shirt neatly
Alec: I never thought I would be in a game show. They don't exactly have good times in 2021.
Paige: With all of us on a game show, we're sure to rack in a lot of money.
Cole: Yeah, my leather couch is getting dusty.
Phoebe: Speaking of that, you've been laying low with your mafia.
Cole: A new teacher is starting to expect something. We're laying low for the time being.
Steven The Clerk: Your food is ready.
Piper: I'll get it.
She gets up and leaves
Leo: While you guys get to play videogames, we have to be deserted and fend for ourselves in the wilderness.
Max: It'll be easy, considering what we've been through in the last couple on months.
Piper comes back
Piper: Here you go.
Everyone digs into the plate grabbing uneatly wrapped burgers, tacos, and such, excluding Glenn who has the Piglet's meal
Paige: What'd you get Glenn?
Glenn: A toy car!
He starts vroom!ing up and down the countertop Paige laughs
Paige: Have fun, Glenn. Make sure you add that one to your collection.
Glenn: Toy car's don't go with cheese! I thought you knew that Paige.
He goes back to playing and eating his Piglet's Meal
Just then Dana walks in to the Piggy's Burger Fest
Glenn: Hey look, it's Dana! Hey Dana!
Paige: Glenn no!
Paige tries stopping him but no prevail
Glenn: Dana, hey over here!
Dana notices Glenn and the rest and walks over
Dana: Ain't you supposed to be in school?
Glenn: Oh yeah. We decided to skip for lunch and come back 5 minutes early.
Dana: You know you're not supposed to be doing this right?
Piper: We know. Please don't tell Prue, she has so much on her plate right now, no need for meddling kids to intervine.
Dana: Thanks for the Scooby Doo qoute, but the next time that I see you kids skipping school, it will be your last time.
Leo: Thanks Dana.
Dana: I'll drive you back, you'll get there faster.
Cole: What about your food?
Dana: I wasn't hungry anyways.
They get up and leave
Dana drops them off in front of the school
In the office Andy walks in
Andy: Where is Ms. Halliwell's office at?
Secretary: Right down the all you can't miss it.
Andy: Thanks.
He walks down the hall to Prue's office while Prue is busily working she didn't even see him standing in the doorway. Finally he knocks on the side of the doorway to get her attention
Andy: You busy?
Still with no reply as Prue goes back to work he walks inside looking around her office
Andy: What happened to your "Hypnotic" friends?
Prue: They're busy working on their next album, so they quit to do music full time.
Andy: When the music industry calls, they call.
More dreadful silence
Andy: Phoebe told me about the game show.
Prue: That's nice.
Andy: I think it's a great idea. Us to finally find out what kept this relationship apart. Maybe it's even more than you being a witch.
Prue: You never know.
Andy: Who knows? Maybe this might actually work and we could become friends again. I mean I want to. Only thing is will you?
More silence so he walks out but stops at the doorway one more final time
Andy: See you there Prue. Hopefully.
He leaves with Prue now fealing heavy with guilt, well it's time to get rid of the sadness, so picture Glenn on a unicycle juggling cheese. Are you laughing now? Good we got the unhappiness out of your system
Another day, another hour, just to make things short, Glenn got in trouble like always, Piper and Leo got in a fight again, Logan uploaded a virus to Cole's computer and totally fried it, Phoebe, Max, Paige, and just about all the other girls just lounged around and talked all day having a unusally rare low demonic activity
On the day of the Game show day...........
Okay, this is going to be very hectic so lets just go down the list. Who's first? Oh yeah, Sisters against sisters, also known as "Rival Sisters!"
Everyone is set up redy to go on the set of the game show getting ready finally the music starts and everyone starts screaming the chairs creaking from the weight of people, and finally the game show host waltzes out
Game Show Host: Hello, hello, and Welcome to Rival Sisters. The game show where we get down and dirty and see just how close these sisters really are. Okay our first team is, the Halliwell sisters. The Halliwell sisters, Paige, Phoebe, and Piper, are ninth graders who go to High School High, a local high school here in California. Give it up for the Halliwell sisters!
People scream as they walk out
Game Show Host: Okay, okay, settle down. These sisters are really close you've seen them on TV you've seen them in movies, welcome the Olsen sisters!
Even more cheers erupt as they walk out
Game Show Host: These sisters, are most likely to be seen on MTV, BET, MuchMusic, and just about any other music channel. One better known for her voice, and the other better known as magic of taday's melodies. Give it up for the Martin sisters. J and Ashley, come on out!
Waves and waves of cheers erupt as everyone jumps out of their seats screaming for them as the walk out people now crying, guys with "MARRY ME" t-shirts, girls with "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND"
Piper: That's not fair. They got more cheers than anybody else.
Phoebe: Well, their not obselete, or just plain annoying.
Paige: Gotcha.
Game Show Host: Now this game show relies on however many of you there are to have trust, wits, and love for each other. If you don't you will surely loose. We will put you through emotional, physical, and mind, situations that you will have to squirm you out of. Are you ready?
CROWD: WE'RE READY!
Game Show Host: Well, get suited up!
Next up on the list is........(drumroll) the young hearts Dana and Erica faking their way through the Newlywed Game
Game Show Host2: How is everyone doing today? Now the audiance and the viewers at home has already bee introduced to our players, and now hopefully we are ready to begin. We asked you to answer some questions and know we want to see how well your wives really know you. Each question right is 100 points. Ready? Okay, John, your question was- Your wives favorite ceral is Fruit Loops, what is her favorite flavor? She said-
He gestures toward John's wife
John's Wife: Lemon.
Game Show Host2: You said-
He gestures toward John and he reluctantly pulls up his board and it says chocolate
John's Wife: Chocoate?! Chocolate?! I'm allergic to choclate for one, and chocolate not even a Fruit! How dumb are you?! Oh my god. The easist question and he got it wrong.
John: I thought you liked Chocolate.
John's Wife: I like chocoate?! I like Chocolate?! I'ma show you how much I like chocolate!
She starts hitting him with a pillow
Game Show Host2: Okay, calm down everyone, you'll get another chance to win. Okay, Dana, you were asked what is Erica's favorite singer of all time. She answered-
Erica: Selena.
Game Show Host2: You answered-
Dana pulls up his marker board and it reveals Selena and they hug and laugh you know you've probally seen it before
I can't spend all my time on one contestant, so...... Next up was Video Fantasy
On this set were cyborg areas and stuff like that. This fan fic is getting long we'll just skip the introductions
Game Show Host3: Are you ready?
Glenn: We're ready.
Game Show Host: On your mark, get set. GO!!!
Glenn, Daryl,and Logan run trough the vortex with the other team, Logan pushing the other contestants to get through the obstacle course and into the virtual world Fianally they run up the vortox and jump all sucked into the parralel universe
EXTREME LIMITS
Outside in Nowhereville
Leo: Where are the other contestants?
Cole: The host, cameramen, they're all gone.
Alec: Not everything.
They all look at the supplies left for them and all simultaneously lunge at the supples and the four 4Wheelers
TROUBLED HEARTS Andy and Prue are sitting in two chairs shaped as a broken hearts facing each other along with other "broken hearts" this game show was already well into play
Game Show Host4: Prue, Andy. When did you think this relationship first went wrong?
Andy: There was always a lot of things that tore us apart. Like, her leaving at unexpected moments not telling me where, not returning my phone calls, and you wouldn't tell what what was bothering you all the time. It was like she was ashamed of me.
Prue: I wasn't ashmed of you, Andy. It was me. I didn't want to tell you because, I didn't know how you would react.
Andy: Well, now you know.
Game Show Host4: Oooh, this is getting really exciting. We'll be back after these messages.
Back to Rival Sisters
Piper: We're only down be three.
Paige: Yeah, three THOUSAND! Look J and Ashley have been winning since this game started and ditzy Mary-Kate and Ashley are not far behind them. I say we quit now, before we get even more ashmed that what we already are now.
Phoebe: Oh, come on, we can't quit now. I mean, we battle demons-
Piper: Hey what the language!
Phoebe: We battled things far worser than this, we can surely kick some celebrity butt. Are you in?
Piper: Do we have a choice?
Phoebe: No, not really.
Paige: Kinda thought you would say that.
They start laughing and walk over to the rest of the contestants
J: Ready to loose?
Mary-Kate: No, we are fully capable of kicking your butt. Right Ashley?
Ashley: You are totally right sis.
Ashley: Dude, we're not on ABCFamily anymore.
They just look at each other while everyone else laughs
Game Show Host1: Okay ladies. Our last and final expedition is the obsitcal coarse. In this last round anything goes. You may hit, punch, pull, anyone and anything to get to the end of this finish line. Once you cross that line, it's your world. Ready, go!
They all dash running down both sisters pushing Mary-Kate and Ashley out of the race in the sidelines falling into the stands and from the impact from them it goes crashing down, but Piper quick on her feet freezes it before it falls all the was down to it's wooden death
J: Wow. Picture for the road?
Paige: Where are we going to get a camera?
Piper: From our good friend.
Piper walks over to a tourist and grabs the camera
Piper: Smile!
They smile before the half falling stands of people all with fear on their faces as they pose and change camera picture takers
Piper: Countdown to unfreeze......
They walks back on the obsticale coarse
Piper: Three, two, one....
They unfreeze and they were soon on the race with everyone plunging after pushing one another off the tracks Piper pushing Ashley into the mud, J jumping on Paige and Phoebe into the water, J and Piper look at each other both each unharmed and take a dash for the finsish line jumping for the line as the fallen tourists now standing screaming, wondering who's going to win???
Back to Logan, Glenn, and Daryl
Glenn: Where are we? I miss Paige.
Daryl: Were back where we started.
Logan: I told you to turn at the mushroom!
Daryl: Hey it wasn't my fault! I told you to turn at the Yoshi on the left!
Logan: Oh so now it's my fault?!
Daryl: Well, if the boot fits....
Glenn: Guys look a opening!
He runs toward it looking at the little whole in the groud feet away
Daryl: This isn't the end, it' so small.
Glenn: Daryl, this is a virtual world. Everything goes. Ask Donald Duck.
Glenn walks into it and out they pop back on the set of the gameshow
Game Show Host2: Welcome back! You made it back in 2 hours and 5 minutes, just 5 minutes under allowed time to win. Oh, I'm am so sorry look out next time guys.
Glenn: You have got to be kidding me! I mean, we spend 2 hours and 5 minutes talking to Yoshi and following mushrooms, only to find that the ending was a little hole in a corner of a virtual room!
He starts knocking over things and Daryl and Logan try to stop him but to late, he gets to the camera and pushes it over putting it into standby with that annoying bliiiiiinnnnnnnnggggg sound
EXTREME LIMITS
Leo: We're never going to get out of here. We're lost, out of gas, plus no one can even hear us. WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!
Alec: I don't even know why we even came here.
Coles wipes his face on some leaves
June Bug: Uh, Cole. What are you doing?
Cole: Wiping my face off with some leaves because I'm sweating.
June Bug: Those aren't just any leaves. That is poison-ivy and poison oak. In fact, I think you all are in it.
They jump out of their seats dropping the leaves immediately scraching their bodies
June Bug: Thank god for, Boy Scouts. Look, someone's coming. Looks like ambulances.
Lots of people with streachers come out of nowhere pushing down everyone but June Bug on streachers tying up their arms leaving them helpless against the burning itch of all the poison ivy and oak
NEWLYWED GAME
GAME SHOW HOST3: Welcome back, okay now we are all tied in very last question is up. If you get this right Erica and Dana, you will win all whats behind that door, but if you don't, you will go home with some nice towels stolen from hotels tonight. Erica you were asked what is one thing Dana won't do. He said-
Dana: Dress up as a bunny ballirena and walk down a highway.
GAME SHOW HOST3: And she answered-
She unviels her answer and it was exactly what he said they jump up and down now winning whatever was behind the closed door
Game Show Host3: And whatever is behind that door you win. You ready?
Dana: Yeah, we're ready.
They open up the doors and it unviels a brand new car!
Game Show Host3: You just won a brand new car! Yes that's right. A 2002 Escalade coutesty of the NEWLYWED GAME. It comes with DVD players, PS2, and much, much more. I hope you enjoy you brand new car but that isn't all that you get.
Erica: It isn't?
Game Show Host3: You also recieve another 2002 Escalade, for you and your husband to each have thier own classy car, totalling up to every 100,00 thousand dollars!
They jumped up and down now winning two black and white Escalades and as they fade the lead us into another predicament.......
TROUBLED HEARTS
Prue is crying on Andy's shoulder and he's holding her talking to her and stuff
Andy: It's okay Prue. It's okay.
Prue: My whole life has been a lie. I couldn't even talk to you without lying. I even lied to myself.
Andy: I understand. It's okay. Calm down.
While the other contestants are arguing Prue and Andy are finally getting along and the GAME SHOW HOSTS4 finally decides to intervine
GAME SHOW HOST4: Well, I'm sorry to burst your little get together but since you have figured out and solved your problems, you are nolonger troubled hearts, you'll have to leave I'm sorry.
They start to get up to leave but STEVEN THE CLEARK shimmers out of nowhere with NIKKI THE MANAGER
Nikki The Manager: Everybody sit down!
Steven The Clerk: I wanna be be the powerfulest in the world.
Well, this one is a cliffhanger and like I said this isn't my fav one. What will happen to them next????