E.G.G.M.A.N. REMIX!!! By Janglurevil7

Disclaimer: I...don't...own...ANYTHING!!!

J7: I will continue my REMIX!!! Series with E.G.G.M.A.N. I WON'T DO KNUCKLE'S THEME!!! IT'S TO DANG LONG!!! AND KNUCKLES IS WEIRD!!!

Omanchao: QHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oooohhhh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah!

The sandwich begins,

But who's gonna win?

You know the cholesterol that lies with in.

Aboard the ARK.

A blood clot at heart.

Wanting to unlock the mysteries of a quadruple bypass.



I am the Eggman,

That's what I eat.

I am the Eggman.

I eat buckets of meat.



I'm plotting my veins,

Wherever I go.

They're clotted in everyway.

I'd love to destroy,

The blood clots you know.

There a cholesterol that always gets in my way.



I must, play this game, by my own rules.

I will conquer the world with my tools.

(Pulls out vibrators.)

All my tools, are made for destruction.

I will build my empire.

I will succeed, and you will see.

With my machines, it feels so sweet.

(INSTRUMENTAL)

I am the Eggman,

That's what I eat.

I am the Eggman.

I eat buckets of meat.

(INSTRUMENTAL WITH GUITAR RIFF)

I am the enemy, I will succeed.

My mission, yeah, I must complete.

My name is Eggman, that is my name.

If you ask me again, I'll tell you your lame.



(INSTRUMENTAL)

I am the Eggman.

That what I eat.

I am the Eggman.

I eat buckets of meat.

I AM THE EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!