Gum~dumb_Thing
Teraki WuFang
Relena and Duo argued over who's hair was nicer when it happened. Heero sniffed. "HEErro!" Relena cried out as Duo gasped. "Hee-chan, you ok?" Heero eyed them both like they were (and are) idiots. "Hnnn-sniffle- nnn." Relena ran to the phone and called the hospital as Duo got a cold cloth. "You have a fever, your burning up. Oh Heero, you never get sick, this must be bad." Relena ran in and smiled. "The doctor says to bring him in right away!" Duo nodded, Heero shook his head, still caught up I the book he was reading before all this drama over a sniff and his body heat began. Duo carried Heero to the car, who 'Hn'd all the way. "Hn!" Duo sighed. "Heero, its for your own good." /Baka./ At the hospital there was slit conflict. "All you have to do now it bend over and let him stick a thermometer up your anus." Heero blushed and shook his head. "Hn!" Then there was war. Needles flying everywhere. Duo trying to pin down a delusional Heero. Relena crying loudly in the corner. "Heero, stop, its only a glass stick with mercury in it!" /Sure, I'll let some guy I don't even know stick a cold piece of glass up my ass! I don't think so!/ "Hn!" After getting his temperature taken, (and yes, he got it up the ass.For the first, and not last time, in the Fic.) and was scent home with the flu. Relena dressed up in nurses out fits and waited on Heero's every need. "What if he's dies duo, I'll never see me future husband again!" She wailed. Duo smirked. "At least you'll have his body willingly." Lol!!! "Not funny duo! You know that I don't fuck dead guys anymore!" Duo paled. "Anymore?!" a small buzz echoed in the house. "Coming lover!" The buzz stopped and a loud crash was heard. They ran up stairs and found heero on the floor, covered with romance novels. "HEErro! Are you ok my love?" Heero sighed. "Book, title: kinky kittens, I want it now." Duo smiled and sat down on the bed as Relena helped Heero back under the covers. "Heero, how bout we be your kinky kittens for awhile? We'll do anything you want." Heero smirked. (Yes this is a OOC Fic.) "Have sex, rough, nasty sex, and.Duo needs to wear a cat out fit, Relena, you're a whore." Relena smiled. "Cool, I get to play the whore!" Heero slyed. "No, you are a whore. Duo's hot, your just.a blow up doll that talks." Relena winked. "And you love me." Heero smirked. "Just a little." Duo pouted. "No pussy for you!" Heero pulled them both into his arms. Giving each a kiss on the forehead. "I love you both. Now have rough nasty sex and make me happy." And so they did. Duo, Relena, and Heero laid in bed, all sweaty and happy. That's when it happened. Duo sniffed. DA DAH DAHHHH!!!! "Hn."
Relena and Duo argued over who's hair was nicer when it happened. Heero sniffed. "HEErro!" Relena cried out as Duo gasped. "Hee-chan, you ok?" Heero eyed them both like they were (and are) idiots. "Hnnn-sniffle- nnn." Relena ran to the phone and called the hospital as Duo got a cold cloth. "You have a fever, your burning up. Oh Heero, you never get sick, this must be bad." Relena ran in and smiled. "The doctor says to bring him in right away!" Duo nodded, Heero shook his head, still caught up I the book he was reading before all this drama over a sniff and his body heat began. Duo carried Heero to the car, who 'Hn'd all the way. "Hn!" Duo sighed. "Heero, its for your own good." /Baka./ At the hospital there was slit conflict. "All you have to do now it bend over and let him stick a thermometer up your anus." Heero blushed and shook his head. "Hn!" Then there was war. Needles flying everywhere. Duo trying to pin down a delusional Heero. Relena crying loudly in the corner. "Heero, stop, its only a glass stick with mercury in it!" /Sure, I'll let some guy I don't even know stick a cold piece of glass up my ass! I don't think so!/ "Hn!" After getting his temperature taken, (and yes, he got it up the ass.For the first, and not last time, in the Fic.) and was scent home with the flu. Relena dressed up in nurses out fits and waited on Heero's every need. "What if he's dies duo, I'll never see me future husband again!" She wailed. Duo smirked. "At least you'll have his body willingly." Lol!!! "Not funny duo! You know that I don't fuck dead guys anymore!" Duo paled. "Anymore?!" a small buzz echoed in the house. "Coming lover!" The buzz stopped and a loud crash was heard. They ran up stairs and found heero on the floor, covered with romance novels. "HEErro! Are you ok my love?" Heero sighed. "Book, title: kinky kittens, I want it now." Duo smiled and sat down on the bed as Relena helped Heero back under the covers. "Heero, how bout we be your kinky kittens for awhile? We'll do anything you want." Heero smirked. (Yes this is a OOC Fic.) "Have sex, rough, nasty sex, and.Duo needs to wear a cat out fit, Relena, you're a whore." Relena smiled. "Cool, I get to play the whore!" Heero slyed. "No, you are a whore. Duo's hot, your just.a blow up doll that talks." Relena winked. "And you love me." Heero smirked. "Just a little." Duo pouted. "No pussy for you!" Heero pulled them both into his arms. Giving each a kiss on the forehead. "I love you both. Now have rough nasty sex and make me happy." And so they did. Duo, Relena, and Heero laid in bed, all sweaty and happy. That's when it happened. Duo sniffed. DA DAH DAHHHH!!!! "Hn."