Lobby Adventures
Episode #5
I'm not even supposed to be here today
-The Lobby, a place where hunter's unite for one common purpose -- to piss the hell out of each other. I'm one of those
bastards you love to hate -- one of those guys who never leaves the lobbies. If there is an intro to this story... this will
be it.
After what I saw Millenium do to that hunter, I knew what I had to do. I figured a visit to Ragol was much needed,
after all I was a low level... and who knows? Maybe I did need some more fighting skill to defeat the evil behind Millenium.
As I approached the counter I noticed yet another thing that got on my nerves. Those stupid ladies behind the counter don't
move. The just sit there staring at you. Giving you looks of disrespect and hate. How many Mothmants and Rag Rappys does a
hunter have to kill to get some respect. Hundreds. Maybe thousands. Maybe millions. I'll shut-up. I start to rant about
things when I get annoyed and those "paralyzed" counter ladies really pissed me off right now.
I arrived at Pioneer 2's Hunter District immediately after I had finished registering my game with the lady. Did
you ever notice how everyone on Pioneer 2 always says the same thing?
"This is the hunter's guild."
"I know."
"This is the hunter's guild."
"I know damnit!"
"This is the hunter's guild."
"SHUT UP."
Thats why I like the lobby, you never know what crazy comments you'll get.
"Waffles."
"I gots me a cheese suit!"
"200?"
Those are just some of the things I've heard while journeying in the lobbies. You never hear that kind of comic gold
here. Only guys who seem to talk around here are the shop keepers. Randall, the weapons clerk and Dante, the armor clerk.
The tekker and the ugly lady generally don't talk. Unless your doing business or getting on their nerves. I figured I'd go
talk to them so I could get some supplies for my next journey to Ragol. I slowly strolled in through the sliding gate
blissfully unaware of what I was about to learn. A hunter was busy conversing with Randall.
"What do you mean theres no ice? I gotta drink this monofluid hot?"
"Look man I don't sell monofluids or ice," Randall replied.
I then noticed Dante was missing.
"Where the hell is Dante?" I asked.
"He's down on Ragol doing some business."
"Doing what, Katelyn?"
"How'd you guess?" Randall said back.
"Wait Katelyn the Hospital girl?" the monofluid man asked.
"Yeah..."
"I thought they broke up."
"Nope."
"I gots me a cheese suit."
So maybe you do get that kind of comic gold here.
"Anyways, Randall, got any new weapons in?"
"I got a Saber +3..."
"I know some level 200 newbs who might be interested."
Randall and I conversed for a while until I finally decided It was time to go down to Ragol. I picked up some
supplies from the ugly girl and then insulted the tekker. Which resulted in me getting hit with a cane. I began to walk
towards the teleporter to Ragol and once again I heard "This is the Hunter's Guild." I should just go and throw that lady
off a really high ledge and watch her get hit with one of the cool hover car thingies that are always flying around. I
stepped into the teleporter ready for action down on the planet Ragol. Maybe when I got back I'd continue my mission to
solve the mystery of Millenium.
MORE TO COME...
www.outlawsofragol.tk
Episode #5
I'm not even supposed to be here today
-The Lobby, a place where hunter's unite for one common purpose -- to piss the hell out of each other. I'm one of those
bastards you love to hate -- one of those guys who never leaves the lobbies. If there is an intro to this story... this will
be it.
After what I saw Millenium do to that hunter, I knew what I had to do. I figured a visit to Ragol was much needed,
after all I was a low level... and who knows? Maybe I did need some more fighting skill to defeat the evil behind Millenium.
As I approached the counter I noticed yet another thing that got on my nerves. Those stupid ladies behind the counter don't
move. The just sit there staring at you. Giving you looks of disrespect and hate. How many Mothmants and Rag Rappys does a
hunter have to kill to get some respect. Hundreds. Maybe thousands. Maybe millions. I'll shut-up. I start to rant about
things when I get annoyed and those "paralyzed" counter ladies really pissed me off right now.
I arrived at Pioneer 2's Hunter District immediately after I had finished registering my game with the lady. Did
you ever notice how everyone on Pioneer 2 always says the same thing?
"This is the hunter's guild."
"I know."
"This is the hunter's guild."
"I know damnit!"
"This is the hunter's guild."
"SHUT UP."
Thats why I like the lobby, you never know what crazy comments you'll get.
"Waffles."
"I gots me a cheese suit!"
"200?"
Those are just some of the things I've heard while journeying in the lobbies. You never hear that kind of comic gold
here. Only guys who seem to talk around here are the shop keepers. Randall, the weapons clerk and Dante, the armor clerk.
The tekker and the ugly lady generally don't talk. Unless your doing business or getting on their nerves. I figured I'd go
talk to them so I could get some supplies for my next journey to Ragol. I slowly strolled in through the sliding gate
blissfully unaware of what I was about to learn. A hunter was busy conversing with Randall.
"What do you mean theres no ice? I gotta drink this monofluid hot?"
"Look man I don't sell monofluids or ice," Randall replied.
I then noticed Dante was missing.
"Where the hell is Dante?" I asked.
"He's down on Ragol doing some business."
"Doing what, Katelyn?"
"How'd you guess?" Randall said back.
"Wait Katelyn the Hospital girl?" the monofluid man asked.
"Yeah..."
"I thought they broke up."
"Nope."
"I gots me a cheese suit."
So maybe you do get that kind of comic gold here.
"Anyways, Randall, got any new weapons in?"
"I got a Saber +3..."
"I know some level 200 newbs who might be interested."
Randall and I conversed for a while until I finally decided It was time to go down to Ragol. I picked up some
supplies from the ugly girl and then insulted the tekker. Which resulted in me getting hit with a cane. I began to walk
towards the teleporter to Ragol and once again I heard "This is the Hunter's Guild." I should just go and throw that lady
off a really high ledge and watch her get hit with one of the cool hover car thingies that are always flying around. I
stepped into the teleporter ready for action down on the planet Ragol. Maybe when I got back I'd continue my mission to
solve the mystery of Millenium.
MORE TO COME...
www.outlawsofragol.tk