THE RAMMSTEIN REALITY SHOW/sitcom?
[the intro starts playing, it is the intro to The Simpsons, only instead of Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Santa's little Helper there are Cristoph, Flake, Richard, Till, Paul and Oliver, and its all live action]
[the scene starts out with all the members of Rammstein sitting on a couch. Suddenly they notice Till is missing]
Paul: Hey, gang! Where's Scooby.I mean, Till?
[audience laughs]
Richard: I don't know! Let's go check!
[they go downstairs and enter the bathroom, finding that Till is sitting on the washing machine and smoking a joint]
audience: ooooooooooh!
Till: get out!
Paul: Oh my god, Till! I thought you went to counseling! [takes his joint and flushes it]
Richard: [looks in the bathtub] oh my god! There's a wolf in here!!!
[a wolf jumps out of the bathroom and tries to run off]
Till: [enraged] get away from my wolf!
Paul: Hey! There's like a thousand of them in here!
[wolves continue jumping out of the bathroom]
[audience laughs]
Richard: [opens one of the wolves' mouth and sees that he is smoking a joint] Till! Did you force these wolves to smoke pot?
Till: NO! [looks guilty]
Audience: ooooooooh! Paul: Till.[groans like Marge Simpson]
[a man bursts in the window]
Man: Hey! That's animal cruelty! [starts beating Till up]
Till: hey what the @#$%!!!.[strangles the man]
Man: [flip-kicks him and punches him in the face]
Till: [kicks the man's face]
Man: [lifts Till into the air and smashes him into a wall]
Till: OWWW! [flip-kicks the man like in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon]
Man: [bites his ear]
Till: [twists the man's arm]
Man: owowowowow!!!! [kicks him in the testicles]
Till: @#$%!!!
Wolf: [whimpering sadly] Woof?
Till: [takes out a flame thrower]
Man: [runs away holding his bleeding face]
Till: [looks triumphant]
Paul: Ok, Till, you beat up green peace man, but what do we do about these wolves?
Wolf: [sniffs his crotch]
Richard: what did you do to the poor little guys? They look stoned!
Wolf: woof! [his eyes tear up like he's about to start crying]
Audience: awwww..
Richard: aww, its okay, little buddy! We're taking you away from big meanie Till!
Till: [insulted] fine, see if I care, you motherfuckers. And take your motherfucking wolves with you as well. I'm not taking anymore shit from these bastards.
Wolf: woof?
Paul: such language!
Till: Coming from someone who does dogs up the bum.
Paul: [starts crying]
Richard: you made him cry!
Till: like I care.
Richard: meanie! [picks the wolves up to take them back to Canada or whatever and accidentally strangles them while on his way out] oops.[quietly shoves the corpses down the laundry chute while whistling.]
Till: [smokes another joint while reading a bestiality-inclined porn magazine]
[meanwhile. Back at the couch]
Flake: hey guys, where's everybody?
Cristoph: [snores while drooling all over himself]
Oliver: hey check it out! Teletubbies is on! [sings along with the theme song]
[Britney Spears knocks the door open]
audience: whoooooooo!
Britney: Hey guys! It's you favorite neighbor. I made you a pie. [out of cow poo]
Flake: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [pushes a secret button hidden in the couch so that a nuclear missile is launched at her from Austria and she dies]
Oliver: What would we do without you! [falls asleep suddenly]
Narrator: So, will Till ever recover from his drug addiction? Find out on next episode of.RAMMSTEIN REALITY SHOW!
THE END
[the intro starts playing, it is the intro to The Simpsons, only instead of Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, and Santa's little Helper there are Cristoph, Flake, Richard, Till, Paul and Oliver, and its all live action]
[the scene starts out with all the members of Rammstein sitting on a couch. Suddenly they notice Till is missing]
Paul: Hey, gang! Where's Scooby.I mean, Till?
[audience laughs]
Richard: I don't know! Let's go check!
[they go downstairs and enter the bathroom, finding that Till is sitting on the washing machine and smoking a joint]
audience: ooooooooooh!
Till: get out!
Paul: Oh my god, Till! I thought you went to counseling! [takes his joint and flushes it]
Richard: [looks in the bathtub] oh my god! There's a wolf in here!!!
[a wolf jumps out of the bathroom and tries to run off]
Till: [enraged] get away from my wolf!
Paul: Hey! There's like a thousand of them in here!
[wolves continue jumping out of the bathroom]
[audience laughs]
Richard: [opens one of the wolves' mouth and sees that he is smoking a joint] Till! Did you force these wolves to smoke pot?
Till: NO! [looks guilty]
Audience: ooooooooh! Paul: Till.[groans like Marge Simpson]
[a man bursts in the window]
Man: Hey! That's animal cruelty! [starts beating Till up]
Till: hey what the @#$%!!!.[strangles the man]
Man: [flip-kicks him and punches him in the face]
Till: [kicks the man's face]
Man: [lifts Till into the air and smashes him into a wall]
Till: OWWW! [flip-kicks the man like in Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon]
Man: [bites his ear]
Till: [twists the man's arm]
Man: owowowowow!!!! [kicks him in the testicles]
Till: @#$%!!!
Wolf: [whimpering sadly] Woof?
Till: [takes out a flame thrower]
Man: [runs away holding his bleeding face]
Till: [looks triumphant]
Paul: Ok, Till, you beat up green peace man, but what do we do about these wolves?
Wolf: [sniffs his crotch]
Richard: what did you do to the poor little guys? They look stoned!
Wolf: woof! [his eyes tear up like he's about to start crying]
Audience: awwww..
Richard: aww, its okay, little buddy! We're taking you away from big meanie Till!
Till: [insulted] fine, see if I care, you motherfuckers. And take your motherfucking wolves with you as well. I'm not taking anymore shit from these bastards.
Wolf: woof?
Paul: such language!
Till: Coming from someone who does dogs up the bum.
Paul: [starts crying]
Richard: you made him cry!
Till: like I care.
Richard: meanie! [picks the wolves up to take them back to Canada or whatever and accidentally strangles them while on his way out] oops.[quietly shoves the corpses down the laundry chute while whistling.]
Till: [smokes another joint while reading a bestiality-inclined porn magazine]
[meanwhile. Back at the couch]
Flake: hey guys, where's everybody?
Cristoph: [snores while drooling all over himself]
Oliver: hey check it out! Teletubbies is on! [sings along with the theme song]
[Britney Spears knocks the door open]
audience: whoooooooo!
Britney: Hey guys! It's you favorite neighbor. I made you a pie. [out of cow poo]
Flake: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! [pushes a secret button hidden in the couch so that a nuclear missile is launched at her from Austria and she dies]
Oliver: What would we do without you! [falls asleep suddenly]
Narrator: So, will Till ever recover from his drug addiction? Find out on next episode of.RAMMSTEIN REALITY SHOW!
THE END