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'Doctor Who' and its characters, places, and situations are owned by the British Broadcasting Corporation. 'Suicide Alley' is owned by Shawn Colvin and John Leventhal. They are reproduced here for non-commercial parody. All other material is mine, and I will have my vicious attack dog kill you if you steal. Have a nice day.
AUTHOR'S NOTES
Ever notice how much stuff Rassilon has? Rod of Rassilon, Tomb of Rassilon, Sword and Magic Helmet of Rassilon, Baking Implement of Rassilon? Anyway, this is surreal, as are most song lyrics and some memorable scenes from Doctor Who. Enjoy. Or not!
Rassilon's Alley
a Doctor Who parody
by Kassi
Wait for me by the fuschia tree
Let me be your willing companion
Pass 'em on by don't look in Harmony's eye
Rassilon's Alley is calling
You thought you were
dreaming
You could wake up regenerated
And you'll never
know what's real
All this artron energy's
runnin' loose in
your head
And it really matters to me
Oh no baby don't go
Walking down Rassilon's
Alley
Out there baby it's a trillion to one
You might as well name your prison
Stand by the door to Panoptican ground floor
Rassilon's Alley is
waiting
You're a loose staser shot on a
spinning TARDIS
From the alien gun loaded shot and missed
But you don't have
to be running down the dark hall
You're not locked in
the basement you're
not chained to the wall
Oh no baby don't go
Walking down Rassilon's
Alley
Sitting by the TARDIS
pool in the middle of the night
I can see you wearing your halo
If only in the daybreak of the electronic starlight
I know you weren't
born to follow
I wasn't born I was built from old
memories
And nobody even knew my name
The stars hatched me out cradle and all
My makers were all but insane
For the matrix of the
departed and the renegades of love
You and me we shall be all we dreamed of
In the ruins of the galaxy through the ravages of time
You have your home and I have mine
Oh no baby don't go
Walking down Rassilon's Alley