I can't live without you.
Ch.5 Mystify dreamsEveryone let out a gasp as the door flew open, and hit Yuna on the head.
"It's I, Maester Seymour Gaudo!"
"You're suppose to be dead." said Auron.
" Oh man, now we have to listen to your gay voice." Wakka complains.
"Ohhh… What's going on? My head hurt…
"Yuna my wicked bride…(he starts to break up) You BITCH!" (Everyone gasp)
"Oh come on… he kill his dad, a little swearing isn't that shocking." Auron explain.
"W-what do you want?" Yuna asked.
"My dear, I am here for you, as always." Seymour smiled.
"Why? So I can send you to the Farplane again?"
"Hmph, how can you send someone that's already there?"
"How can that be?"
Seymour suddenly cast sleep on the party, and take Yuna onto his shoulder.
***********In their dreams……………******
****Wakka****
"Hey everyone lets have a sexy party!" Wakka yelled out loud.
"HeHeHe" the girls giggles as Wakka chases Lulu, Yuna, and Rikku around the beach.
"Wait, hold on let me get into my thong."
****Lulu****
Lulu laughed evilly as she tickles her mog.
"Take this, and this. Heheheeheehe! I love my sweet stuffed animals. This nice yellow daisies dress looks very nice on you mog."
***Auron***
"We all love you Auron."
"I know… I know…
***Kimahri***
What is this thing…strange, maybe if I poke it. Hmm…this is fun…yeah…yeah…yeah…(He's playing with a ball of yarn.)
***Rikku***
"Dad, you have a mad temper."
"No I don't. Hey you! Go and kill yourself! Hey you! You call that a pot, go jump off
the ship. Sweety why are you so freaking ugly, you're so ugly, go and kill yourself."
"Dad!"
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"Why did you kidnap me? What do you want?"
"You know what want." said Seymour in a sly voice.
"What!? Sex!?" Yuna screamed.
"No!!! I want you to make me into sin, but the sex can come after that…
"Never!"
Yuna then realize that she's not at the inn anymore. The surrounding looks familiar to her, she is in the Farplane. The place where all the souls, dreams, or spirits go after they die. She then realize that she might find her love ones, here in the Farplane…
Tidus! Tidus! Tidus! Where are you? Please help me! (She whistles.)
"What are you trying to do?" Seymour asked.
"Of all that's pure, please give me the strengths to summon once again. In the face of death there's can not be fear, in the face that's pure there can't be evil." Yuna wave her hand in a circle above her head, and then point it downward into the pool of fireflies. O----o===================0000 (The O is Yuna…then her rod…beams of light…. finally the pool. What crap…hehe.)
The pool of fireflies splash out as Tidus jump out of it screaming, "I liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvveeeeeee!".
Can this be real? After all the waiting can I really be with you? This is too…"Yuna…Yuna…Wake up sleepy head…