I can't live without you.

Ch.7 Funeral

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In the Farplane the party mourns Yuna's death.

"Why did she jump?" Wakka asked, Lulu smack Wakka on the back of his head.

"Now I can't have my sexy party…only two seem…boring." Wakka sighed, and once again Lulu smack Wakka on the head.

"There's nothing we can do, but go and let her rest in peace." said Lulu.

"C'mon everybody, lets get going. Yeeeeehaaaw!" Cid screamed, as always.

Overdramatic

"Noooooo! Yuna you can't dieeeee! What about my sexy party!" Wakka screamed in tears.

"Yuna! You're like my real baby sister!  I can't let you die alone." Lulu grabbed one of her pins and stabs Wakka in the ribs.

"Oof!*Gag…cough…cough…urgh* why…why Lu?"

"She needs you Wakka." Lulu reply.

Wakka falls down on the ground and die.

 "Lulu I think Yunie needs you too." said Rikku.

"No, she doesn't.  She already have Wakka." said Lulu as she began to cry.

 "To tell you the truth I don't really like Yuna, she attracts too many guys.  I always tell her to leave some for me, but nooooo! She has to be a "hog it all"…but then again she makes the best muffin in the world.(Sob)" Auron screamed as he began to tears.

"Kimahri have always care about Yuna…Yuna make Kimahri sad." said the blue feline.

"Alright everyone, no time for mopping. Lets go." Cid yelled.

Thoughts

No! Yuna is going to haunt me for the rest of my life if she finds out that I imaging her in a thong. –Wakka-

Yuna you're too whiny…if only you can be like me…  I know what you are all thinking, No! Not my boobs. –Lulu-

If only Yuna can be Kimahri's daughter. Kimahri can imagine that Yuna having blue fur and blue tail. –Kimahri-

I hate you! –Auron-

Yunie…oh…Yunie…(gasp) is that you. –Rikku-

In an unfamiliar environment with strange sounds Yuna lifts her head up and open her eyes.  A murky mist covered her way.  In her mind she kept thinking about many thoughts that have influence her to her action.  She is afraid, but a strange feeling in her kept her from fear.  The sound moans across her ears, whisper in her ears.  Can this really be death?  Isn't death the eraser of existence?  Or is it that your feelings, your soul, and your dream still survives, but in another place? 

Yuna…

Yuna…Yuna…

Get out of here…you don't belong…

"Who are you?"

Go get out before it's too late… Yuna help!  Yuna help me!

"Tidus!  Is that you?  Tidus!!!"

Mwhahahahahahahaha

Deaths await you Yuna.

"Seymour?!"

"A surprise to see you here…high summoner.  You may foiled my plan, but fate give me a chance for vengeance." Seymour appears out of the mist with Tidus chain to his body. Yuna gasp as she saw what was going on.

"You're using him as a host …you bastard!"

"Don't worry, you'll be joining him soon enough my dear." Seymour crackled.

The battle commences. (battle theme =)

"I won't let you live, if it takes every ounce of my strength-

"My dear…your strength is pitiful." Seymour sneered.

"Casting Holy!" Yuna casts Holy.

Sheers of light hits Seymour's body, bringing pain to both Seymour and Tidus.

"Agh!!!" Tidus yelled in pain.

"You don't want to kill him do you?" Seymour asked.

"I'm sorry." Yuna run toward Seymour and smacks him of the head.

"Agh!!!" Tidus scream in pain. Yuna then smacks Tidus on the head.

"Agh!  What's the hell is wrong with you?"

"I'm sorry I thought that if I reverse then it'll hurt him." Yuna explain.

"My turn," Seymour got out his gay pinkish red rod.

"Hahahahahhaha!" Yuna laughs at the gay rod making Seymour furious.

"Shut up…this is from my mommy…anyway I'LL JAM THIS PINK ROD UP YOUR @$$!"

"I don't think so. BAD BREATH. BLEEEEEEEEHHH!"

"NO!" Seymour screams in pain as Yuna's bad breath burns his eyes and blinds him. Some how it freed Tidus and turns Seymour into stone.

"Karate chop!" Yuna smash the petrify Seymour into bits.

What kind of genre would you like for the final chapter? (Ch.8)

0 Insane

0 Gay

0 Romantic

0 Normal

0 Cheese

0 Smoochie???