The Art Of Seduction by Hisashi Mitsui
Chapter 1: She Hates Me.
Disclaimer: I have all the rights to Hisashi-kun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, here is another one of my fics. I got the inspiration from my friend. And also from this guy in my school who calls himself Mitsui and tries ever so hard to be like him. It's too bad he fails miserably and doesn't look like Hisashi at all or I would be quite busy. Hehe.. Oh and this will be written from the character's P.O.V (point of view) who's name is on the top. Anyway, please review. Thanks!
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Hino Chidori's P.O.V
Candy! Yes! Yummy, yummy candy. Wonder who sent it...
Hmm.. let's see. To Chidori Hino, Class 1-1. Message: Aishiteru Chi-Chi. (I love you, Chi-Chi)
Aishiteru? What? Chi-Chi? Who in their right mind would call me Chi-Chi? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS CHI-CHI?
Wait.. only he would call me that him. And he's not very right in the head. But it couldn't be. I hate him. He hates me. It's a simple straight forward thing. There is no "love" involved. I want it to stay a simple straight forward thing. I'll just check the card again to make sure. I must be seeing things. Please kami-sama let me be seeing things.
From MH, Class 3-10.
Okay, breath. Calm down. MH. His initials. That bloody baka's initial. That baka's class.
That baka's message; A-i-s-h-i-t-e-r-u. So I wasn't hallucinating after all. Maybe he's finally snapped and gone insane. The candy's probably poisoned. Anything that came in contact with those filthy hands would be.
K'so!!! Why is it him? Why not Kaede-kun? Now's that's boyfriend material.
Handsome, tall, super-talented.
Hey, where did the box go?
"MAYA!"
Yatsuki Maya's P.O.V
Aishiteru. Aishiteru?
AISHITERU! Must.. breath..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Oh no, Ri-chan is in one of her tempers again. Better escape. But first, who sent it? From MH, Class 3-10.
MH? It sounds familiar... I know those initials but..
"Give it back. NOW," Chidori said, gripping my arm, *hard*, which left me no choice but to give it back to her. She may be one year younger (she skipped a year, because she's "smart"), but she *is* strong.
"Who's HM?" I asked in all innocence.
She didn't release her grip on my arm, instead it became even tighter.
"Scar boy."
I blinked. Scar boy. Suddenly I forgot the pain. Then, I burst out laughing like a maniac.
Rutoko Sumishi's P.O.V
May-chan's gone crazy.
She's running around the class screaming "scar boy". Probably another one of the nicknames that she and the equally mentally unbalanced Chidori give to everybody they know.
What should I do? Run? Hide? Duck? Or trip May-chan while she's running?
Obviously the last option!
Hino Chidori's P.O.V
Pain. Severe pain. Caused on the impact of my rear end and the floor.
Why? Leg. Someone's stupid leg. Sumishi's stupid leg.
How did it get there? Sumishi put it there. On purpose.
What will happen? I'm going to rip off her head.
Right after I grab May and rip off her's.
I want blood.
Rutoko Sumishi's P.O.V
Oh no, wrong person.
Chidori fell instead of May. I'm dead.
Yatsuki Maya's P.O.V
"Ah!" I screamed as I banged into something which felt very much life a big block of wood. Since when was there a tree in the middle of the classroom?
Oof! What the... Mitsui?
Mitsui!
What's he doing here? Who cares.
"Chi-Chi! Your boyfriend's here to see you!" I screamed for the whole class to hear. They all turned around to stare at me as if I was crazy, which they probably think I am.
Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
Ri-chan just fell flat on her ass. In front of Mitsui. This is just priceless.
As much as I'm tempted to go over to her and laugh in her face, I better escape while she's at a disadvantage. I'm a horrible friend. Oh well, I'll just make it up to her some other day.
I shoved the box of chocolates into Mitsui's hands and quickly moved away from him before Chidori got up.
bMitsui Hisashib
Okay, take a deep breath. Calm down. Just go up and talk to her as usual. Well, we don't really talk, we more like scream at each other, but whatever. Talking is just a small step from screaming. And communication is important in a relationship.
So..
Hair... check.
School uniform... check.
My adorable face...
Ow!
Something just ran into me. It's that Yatsuki girl. She looked at me strangely for a while.
Then she screamed, "Chi-Chi! Your boyfriend's here to see you!"
Boyfriend? One box of candy and I'm her boyfriend? Cool!!
But what happened there? It seems like Chi-Chi -teasing her with that nickname gives me endless hours of pleasure (not that kind of pleasure, hentai!)- just landed right on her ass, uhm.. butt.
I will not laugh. She fell on her ass, butt.
I will not laugh. She fell on her ass, butt.
I WILL NOT LAUGH. She fell ON HER ASS!
I'm sure my face is going through some very weird contortions right now. Okay, quick, think about something not funny.
Uhm.. uhm.. Anzai-sensei! Anzai-sensei in a bikini. Dancing.
Ugh. Horrible mental images. Horrible but funny. No, I will not laugh.
SHE FELL ON HER ASS.
"HAHAHAHAHA! ON HER ASS!"
Oopss. Did I just say that? Shit.
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There, the end of chappie 1. It's kind of weird I know but it'll get better. At least I hope it will. In case you didn't get that, that was supposed to be funny. So please review and tell me if you like it. If you don't then I won't continue. So please review.
E-mail: fracky_00@hotmail.com
Chapter 1: She Hates Me.
Disclaimer: I have all the rights to Hisashi-kun. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Well, here is another one of my fics. I got the inspiration from my friend. And also from this guy in my school who calls himself Mitsui and tries ever so hard to be like him. It's too bad he fails miserably and doesn't look like Hisashi at all or I would be quite busy. Hehe.. Oh and this will be written from the character's P.O.V (point of view) who's name is on the top. Anyway, please review. Thanks!
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Hino Chidori's P.O.V
Candy! Yes! Yummy, yummy candy. Wonder who sent it...
Hmm.. let's see. To Chidori Hino, Class 1-1. Message: Aishiteru Chi-Chi. (I love you, Chi-Chi)
Aishiteru? What? Chi-Chi? Who in their right mind would call me Chi-Chi? WHAT KIND OF NAME IS CHI-CHI?
Wait.. only he would call me that him. And he's not very right in the head. But it couldn't be. I hate him. He hates me. It's a simple straight forward thing. There is no "love" involved. I want it to stay a simple straight forward thing. I'll just check the card again to make sure. I must be seeing things. Please kami-sama let me be seeing things.
From MH, Class 3-10.
Okay, breath. Calm down. MH. His initials. That bloody baka's initial. That baka's class.
That baka's message; A-i-s-h-i-t-e-r-u. So I wasn't hallucinating after all. Maybe he's finally snapped and gone insane. The candy's probably poisoned. Anything that came in contact with those filthy hands would be.
K'so!!! Why is it him? Why not Kaede-kun? Now's that's boyfriend material.
Handsome, tall, super-talented.
Hey, where did the box go?
"MAYA!"
Yatsuki Maya's P.O.V
Aishiteru. Aishiteru?
AISHITERU! Must.. breath..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Oh no, Ri-chan is in one of her tempers again. Better escape. But first, who sent it? From MH, Class 3-10.
MH? It sounds familiar... I know those initials but..
"Give it back. NOW," Chidori said, gripping my arm, *hard*, which left me no choice but to give it back to her. She may be one year younger (she skipped a year, because she's "smart"), but she *is* strong.
"Who's HM?" I asked in all innocence.
She didn't release her grip on my arm, instead it became even tighter.
"Scar boy."
I blinked. Scar boy. Suddenly I forgot the pain. Then, I burst out laughing like a maniac.
Rutoko Sumishi's P.O.V
May-chan's gone crazy.
She's running around the class screaming "scar boy". Probably another one of the nicknames that she and the equally mentally unbalanced Chidori give to everybody they know.
What should I do? Run? Hide? Duck? Or trip May-chan while she's running?
Obviously the last option!
Hino Chidori's P.O.V
Pain. Severe pain. Caused on the impact of my rear end and the floor.
Why? Leg. Someone's stupid leg. Sumishi's stupid leg.
How did it get there? Sumishi put it there. On purpose.
What will happen? I'm going to rip off her head.
Right after I grab May and rip off her's.
I want blood.
Rutoko Sumishi's P.O.V
Oh no, wrong person.
Chidori fell instead of May. I'm dead.
Yatsuki Maya's P.O.V
"Ah!" I screamed as I banged into something which felt very much life a big block of wood. Since when was there a tree in the middle of the classroom?
Oof! What the... Mitsui?
Mitsui!
What's he doing here? Who cares.
"Chi-Chi! Your boyfriend's here to see you!" I screamed for the whole class to hear. They all turned around to stare at me as if I was crazy, which they probably think I am.
Maybe that wasn't such a good idea.
Ri-chan just fell flat on her ass. In front of Mitsui. This is just priceless.
As much as I'm tempted to go over to her and laugh in her face, I better escape while she's at a disadvantage. I'm a horrible friend. Oh well, I'll just make it up to her some other day.
I shoved the box of chocolates into Mitsui's hands and quickly moved away from him before Chidori got up.
bMitsui Hisashib
Okay, take a deep breath. Calm down. Just go up and talk to her as usual. Well, we don't really talk, we more like scream at each other, but whatever. Talking is just a small step from screaming. And communication is important in a relationship.
So..
Hair... check.
School uniform... check.
My adorable face...
Ow!
Something just ran into me. It's that Yatsuki girl. She looked at me strangely for a while.
Then she screamed, "Chi-Chi! Your boyfriend's here to see you!"
Boyfriend? One box of candy and I'm her boyfriend? Cool!!
But what happened there? It seems like Chi-Chi -teasing her with that nickname gives me endless hours of pleasure (not that kind of pleasure, hentai!)- just landed right on her ass, uhm.. butt.
I will not laugh. She fell on her ass, butt.
I will not laugh. She fell on her ass, butt.
I WILL NOT LAUGH. She fell ON HER ASS!
I'm sure my face is going through some very weird contortions right now. Okay, quick, think about something not funny.
Uhm.. uhm.. Anzai-sensei! Anzai-sensei in a bikini. Dancing.
Ugh. Horrible mental images. Horrible but funny. No, I will not laugh.
SHE FELL ON HER ASS.
"HAHAHAHAHA! ON HER ASS!"
Oopss. Did I just say that? Shit.
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There, the end of chappie 1. It's kind of weird I know but it'll get better. At least I hope it will. In case you didn't get that, that was supposed to be funny. So please review and tell me if you like it. If you don't then I won't continue. So please review.
E-mail: fracky_00@hotmail.com