The Art of Seduction by Mitsui Hisashi
Chapter 2: I Didn't Mean To Laugh

Disclaimer: No, I do not own Slam Dunk. Plain and simple.

Well, here's the second chapter. Is it any better than the 1st? I hope so. Or should I just not continue this story. You decide, please review!

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Mitsui Hisashi's P.O.V

Great going smart-ass!
Laugh at her when she falls down. Now she'll *really* love you.
God, how dumb can you be? Obviously, very, very dumb.
STOP LAUGHING ALREADY!

"Hahahahaha..."

Stop laughing now! You're ruining everything. Stop laughing!

*SMACK*

I shut up immediately, my hand automatically reaching up and rubbing my cheek.
She slapped me.


Hino Chidori's P.O.V

I slapped him.
I hope it hurt.

Who the hell does he think he is?
Does he think this is funny?
My embarassment caused solely by him is funny?
Does he have nothing better to do with his time than make my life a living hell?

First he sends that stupid box of candy to make me the butt of jokes revolving around him.
"Oh look! Mrs. Mitsui!"
"Hey, Hisashi's girl!"
If I could have, I would have ripped out the throats of each and every one of those idiots.
And here he is, LAUGHING!
Next I trip, also his fault and his shitty box of poisoned crap.
If I wasn't chasing Maya, another baka, for it, I wouldn't have fallen down.
At least, I wouldn't have fallen in front of Kaede.
This is the most embarassing moment of my life.
It's a conspiracy to torture me to death.
I FELL IN FRONT OF KAEDE!

My slap couldn't possibly be half as embarassing as that. Mitsui's going down.


Rukawa Kaede's P.O.V

Bakas. Why can't they take their private affairs somewhere else?
Instead, they have to block the way by standing in the middle of the walkway.
I do *not* have time for this.

So, I pushed him out of my way. It's not my concern where he landed.


Mitsui Hisashi's P.O.V

Soft, sweet, lips.
Wait a minute, LIPS?
Her lips.
Sweet bliss.


Hino Chidori's P.O.V

HOW DISGUSTING!

He's kissing me. The bastard!
He has no right to just do that.
It's sexual harassment for God's sake.
But you like it don't you?
No I don't! I don't enjoy locking lips with frogs!
The why are you still kissing him?

*SMACK*

I'm not anymore.
I'm traumatised. I'll never be the same again. I've been infected with his germs!


Mitsui Hisashi's P.O.V

She slapped me. Again.
Well, maybe it was my fault, I should've got off of her. Or at least moved my mouth.
But I couldn't resist. They were just so soft.

Mmm... I have to remeber to thank Rukawa later. If he hadn't shoved me, my lips wouldn't have landed on hers.
I'm so thankful to him, I could kiss him. Actually, no, I couldn't. I would just puke all over the floor.

In any case, she may have slapped me. But hey, I kissed her. We're moving fast.
Soon we'll be..
Don't go there Hisashi! Control your hormones, you hentai teenager.
Mwuahahaha.. My plan is going even better than I thought.
She'll be mine in no time.
Well, Hisashi, I don't think so. You'd be lucky if she ever speaks to you again.
Shush, negative thoughts! Of course she'll speak to me, who could resist such a handsome face?
It's just a matter of time.

I grinned. She may walk away now, but soon she'll be begging at my feet.


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Ahh, finally. Finished chapter two! So, did you like it? Or did it just suck? Please please review because I really need the encouragement since I don't think anybody will really like this fic much. So for the third time (I know you're bored of hearing it already but), please please please please review.

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