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AUTHOR'S NOTES
My one and only drabble! A drabble is a story of exactly one hundred words. I may have stretched this rule a bit; my word processor counts the spelling of Romana's name as only one word. Also, I have an unhealthy obsession with the idea of my favorite fictional characters piloting planes, as a result of Sprite-induced daydreaming on many long flights.
TARDIS Airlines
a Doctor Who drabble
by Kassi
"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard TARDIS Airlines flight 415 -- Gallifrey to Ursa Minor Beta. Your captain today is the Doctor, assisted by first officer Romanadvoratrelundar... I'm sorry?" The English-accented stewardess paused in her recitation. "D-V-O-R-A-T-R-E-L-U-N-D-A-R. This is a non-smoking flight. If you did not pick up a catering bag on your way in, you are out of luck because our replicator has blown a circuit. Beverage service will be conducted once we have attained our cruising altitude of thirty thousand parsecs. If you need an additional snack, we will be pleased to serve you... er... jelly babies. "