Chapter 2 The Perfect Plan
Hey guyz! REALLY sorry it took me so long to put up the next chapter, you probably don't want to hear excuses, so I'll just get on with it. But first, let me introduce you to my Yami. We'll just call her YYC (Yami Yamicat) for now.
YYC: (sweetly) hello all you overrated human organisms!
YC: (nervously) hehe. Um, as you can see from her speech, she's kinda sophisticated. She'll be popping up from time to time to annoy me.
YYC: I am NOT annoying! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go bother someone in the Shadow Realm. (YYC disappears)
YC: whatever. Anyway, last time we saw everyone, Pegasus was trapped in a card by Seto (Yay!), Mokuba was on a sugar high bouncing off the walls, Seto was in an absurd wardrobe (thanks to Tatooinedweller for helping me come up with the outfit!) trying to save Mokuba, and the Yamis were starting to tick me off by not doing the disclaimer, and everyone seemed to be in the shower. I think that about covers it. (Sighs) okay. Now we can.
*Yami Yugi storms in to the room*
YY: I can't BELIEVE you made me do that!
YC: (innocently) do what?
YY: you made me help get that stupid.rotten.(mumbles in some ancient language) Pegasus out of that card! I'll never forgive you.
*YY turns his head, folds his arms, and pouts*
YC: Ooookaaaay. So now we can continue with.
*YY turns head slightly in YC's direction, he sees the spotlight is drifting away from him*
YY: and I am no longer having anything to do with this fic.
* That does it. Yamicat stops talking and whirls on Yami Yugi*
YC: (fiercely) oh yes you will.
YY: (looks YC in the eyes) no. I won't. I don't want to.
YC: (dangerously soft) yes. You will. (Eyes narrow) and you'll like it.
YY: (gulp) ummmmm hehe. (Composes himself, averts his gaze for a few seconds before speaking again) I won't. I am an all-powerful, omnipotent, exploitive Yami and I can do whatever I want. (Starts to walk towards the door)
YC: correction, you'd LIKE to be able to do whatever you want. Now get out there and be in the fic, or I'll give all your parts to Yami Malik.
YY: (freezes in place, then turns around slowly, pure fury burning in his eyes) WHAT.DID.YOU.SAY?????
YC: (coolly) I said if you don't want anything to do with this fic, fine. I'll just give all your parts to Yami Malik. (Takes cell phone out of pocket and begins to dial) I'll call him right now. I put him in another apartment complex so you wouldn't cause trouble.
YY: (turns back towards the door, muttering under his breath) I'd do more than cause trouble.
YC: (giving YY a warning look) and so he wouldn't kill you.
*That does it. YY whips around and knocks the phone out of YC's hand, throws it to the floor and stomps on it, grinding it into the ground*
YY: (punctuating every word with another stomp on the already pulverized cell phone.) I'LL (stomp) HAVE (stomp) YOU (stomp) KNOW (stomp) THAT (stomp) I (stomp) WOULD (stomp) KILL (stomp) YAMI (stomp) MALIK (stompstompstompgrindgrind) BEFORE (stomp) HE (stomp) COULD (stomp) LAY (stomp) A (stomp) SLIMY (stomp) FINGER (stomp) ON (stomp) ME!!!!!!!!!! (Kicks what's left of the cell phone at YC's feet)
YC: O.O
EXTREMELY pissed off YY: (clenches hands into REALLY tight fists and places them on hips. He is still yelling) ALL RIGHT I'LL BE IN THE STUPID FIC. AND I'LL DO A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT FILTHY.
*YC can see where this is going and immediately puts both hands over his mouth*
YY: (mumbling through YC's hands then pushes her away, continues his sentence) YAMI MALIK COULD DO IN A CENTURY! AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID SO! (Spins around and slams the door)
YC: (blinks) . (blinks again) .well that was interesting. Luckily, we won't be (eyes the door suspiciously) seeing him for long in this chapter, only Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yugi, Joey (^_^), Seto (^_^), and (cringe) Pegasus. Now let's get on with it!
* The whole Yu-gi-oh! Cast excluding Pegasus (and Rex, Mako, Weevil and any other really minor character cuz they're yucky) is lounging around in the lobby of the apartment building thing. Mai, Serenity, and Tea are sitting on a fluffy purple couch gossiping about stuff. Bakura, Seto, Yugi, Yami Yugi, and Joey are sitting on the floor playing a card game, not Duel Monsters, Blackjack with Yami as the dealer. While everyone else is playing with loose change, Seto, of course, is using things like twenty-dollar bills. Everyone else is watching them play*
Yami: (flips over card) Blackjack! I win!
Seto: AGAIN!?!?!? ISN'T THERE ANY GAME IN THE WORLD THAT I CAN BEAT YOU AT???
Yami: (smugly) nope!
Seto: WHY NOT????
Everyone in the room: because he's the King of Games!
Yugi: wait a minute Yami, didn't I see your puzzle glowing a few seconds ago when you were dealing?
Yami: (nervously runs fingers through his multicolored hair) uhhhhhhh.
Seto: (really, REALLY pissed) you were CHEATING???? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA.
*He just happens look up at the girls, all three of them are fluttering their eyelashes at him*
Seto: .Do.to.you? (The anger fades from his expression and his voice breaks and trails off.)
Yami: (grins) awwwwwww that's so sweet! Seto's got a soft spot for the girls.
Seto: (turns head to stare at Yami with those penetrating eyes) shut up you.
*All three girls on the couch simultaneously cock their heads at Seto*
Seto: (heart melting) my God how do they do that?
Mai: (to the other girls) I don't know how we does it, we jus' does it.
* Tea and Serenity giggle and nod in agreement*
Bakura: (yawns) well I think I'll retire. It's getting late.
Yugi: ya know I think I'll go too. (Yawns) I'm getting kinda sleepy.
Everyone but Seto (who is still staring at the girls): goodnight Bakura. Goodnight Yugi.
Yugi & Bakura: goodnight everyone. (They head up the stairs)
Meanwhile in Pegasus' room.
* Pegasus is sitting at a round table gazing into a crystal ball. Behind him, shelves of every Duel Monster's card in existence are standing face up on display*
Pegasus: (as he watches Yugi and Bakura ascend the stairs in the crystal ball) Perrrrrfect.
*Pegasus rises slowly from his chair and surveys the cards on the shelf*
Pegasus: let's see, for that troublesome Bakura I think.ah. Here we are, Brain Control, I will be able to dominate his mind as well as his spirit. And for little Yugi? Hmmm. Aha! Jegon Bakudon (sorry if I spelled that wrong) my precious time bomb. It explodes in Duel Monsters but in real life it has a more.satisfying affect. (Takes both cards off the shelf and examines them) we'll see if the two little Abious can stand up to this! How do you slay an enemy in the most painful way? You attack their heart, or in this case, attack their light. Now, time to put my plan into action.
*Pegasus walks over to the center of the room and closes his eye in concentration. After a few seconds, his Millennium Eye begins to glow and the cards he his holding are enveloped in the light and disappear. Jegon Bakudon reappears face down in Yugi's room and Brian Control reappears face down in Bakura's room*
Pegasus: (smirks evilly) Without a vessel to transport them, Yami Yugi and Bakura will have no passage in this world.
*Downstairs Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura shudder as an icy chill runs up their spines. They don't know what it is, but they have a feeling it's evil*
Pegasus: Now Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura prepare to meet your doom! (That famous maniacal laughter rings throughout the chamber and the Millennium Eye flashes evilly as the picture fades out)
*Yugi and Bakura walk up the stairs yawning and dragging their feet, it's strange, neither of them can ever remember feeling so tired. But as soon as they get to the top of the stairs, Bakura's face lights up and his lips twitch in a mischievous, almost sinister smile*
Bakura: Yugi? What if we were to play a trick on the others?
Yugi: (a little confused but still curious) it depends. What did you have in mind?
Bakura: well you know how our Yamis usually come in to wake us up in the morning because they think we're babies? What if we were to switch rooms for just one night so we could teach them a lesson, and so we could have a little entertainment? Do you think that might be fun?
Yugi: (with the same impish grin on his face) I don't just think it might be fun, I know it will be fun! Let's do it tonight so they won't suspect anything. I can't wait to see the look on my Yami's face!
*They hurry off to their separate rooms to get changed into their pajamas and meet back in the hallway a few minutes later. Bakura is wearing an extra long tee shirt with a picture of all seven Millennium Items in a circle with the Millennium Ring in the center. Yugi is wearing basically the same thing only his tee shirt has a picture of the Dark Magician on the front and the Millennium Puzzle on the back. They look each other over, nod, and Bakura enters Yugi's room and vice versa. The plan has begun, and a plan has backfired. But what will the morning bring? Will it be a simple practical joke, or will it end up with something much, much worse? *
YC: Sorry to leave you hanging like that, I just thought you might like to have a shorter chapter up sooner than a longer one up later. Okay, I know it's kinda stupid, but it's the only way this thing will work. Besides, do you really think Bakura (NOT Yami Bakura) could actually think of a good prank? Anyway, I promise I'll try to get the next chapter up soon, but I need some ideas on what to make Yugi do while he's under Brain Control. I swear I'll at least consider all the ideas you throw at me, and remember, the more embarrassing the better!
Yugi: Oh PLEASE spare me! Have mercy!
YC: awwww you're so cute when you're begging! But no, no one ever tortures you; they always go after your Yami. I'm sorry Yugi but you need to suffer sometimes too.
Yugi: (sad puppy face) but.but.
YC: (looks away) no, you're going to be humiliated and that's final. (She glances at his tear-streaked face for a second. BIG MISTAKE) ohhhhhhh. (Slaps herself in the face) why do I always DO that? Okay Yugi, I'll be gentle.
Yugi: yay! (Hugs YC and vanishes)
*YYC pops up from out of thin air*
YYC: Hiya Yamicat! You said you wanted to see me?
YC: (rubs temples as if her head hurts) Yes, please say the ending thing for me. YYC: (looks crestfallen) but I was just about to take a show-- (sees YC's warning look) oh all right! (Gloomily) Please read and review. And I thought it was something important.
Hey guyz! REALLY sorry it took me so long to put up the next chapter, you probably don't want to hear excuses, so I'll just get on with it. But first, let me introduce you to my Yami. We'll just call her YYC (Yami Yamicat) for now.
YYC: (sweetly) hello all you overrated human organisms!
YC: (nervously) hehe. Um, as you can see from her speech, she's kinda sophisticated. She'll be popping up from time to time to annoy me.
YYC: I am NOT annoying! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go bother someone in the Shadow Realm. (YYC disappears)
YC: whatever. Anyway, last time we saw everyone, Pegasus was trapped in a card by Seto (Yay!), Mokuba was on a sugar high bouncing off the walls, Seto was in an absurd wardrobe (thanks to Tatooinedweller for helping me come up with the outfit!) trying to save Mokuba, and the Yamis were starting to tick me off by not doing the disclaimer, and everyone seemed to be in the shower. I think that about covers it. (Sighs) okay. Now we can.
*Yami Yugi storms in to the room*
YY: I can't BELIEVE you made me do that!
YC: (innocently) do what?
YY: you made me help get that stupid.rotten.(mumbles in some ancient language) Pegasus out of that card! I'll never forgive you.
*YY turns his head, folds his arms, and pouts*
YC: Ooookaaaay. So now we can continue with.
*YY turns head slightly in YC's direction, he sees the spotlight is drifting away from him*
YY: and I am no longer having anything to do with this fic.
* That does it. Yamicat stops talking and whirls on Yami Yugi*
YC: (fiercely) oh yes you will.
YY: (looks YC in the eyes) no. I won't. I don't want to.
YC: (dangerously soft) yes. You will. (Eyes narrow) and you'll like it.
YY: (gulp) ummmmm hehe. (Composes himself, averts his gaze for a few seconds before speaking again) I won't. I am an all-powerful, omnipotent, exploitive Yami and I can do whatever I want. (Starts to walk towards the door)
YC: correction, you'd LIKE to be able to do whatever you want. Now get out there and be in the fic, or I'll give all your parts to Yami Malik.
YY: (freezes in place, then turns around slowly, pure fury burning in his eyes) WHAT.DID.YOU.SAY?????
YC: (coolly) I said if you don't want anything to do with this fic, fine. I'll just give all your parts to Yami Malik. (Takes cell phone out of pocket and begins to dial) I'll call him right now. I put him in another apartment complex so you wouldn't cause trouble.
YY: (turns back towards the door, muttering under his breath) I'd do more than cause trouble.
YC: (giving YY a warning look) and so he wouldn't kill you.
*That does it. YY whips around and knocks the phone out of YC's hand, throws it to the floor and stomps on it, grinding it into the ground*
YY: (punctuating every word with another stomp on the already pulverized cell phone.) I'LL (stomp) HAVE (stomp) YOU (stomp) KNOW (stomp) THAT (stomp) I (stomp) WOULD (stomp) KILL (stomp) YAMI (stomp) MALIK (stompstompstompgrindgrind) BEFORE (stomp) HE (stomp) COULD (stomp) LAY (stomp) A (stomp) SLIMY (stomp) FINGER (stomp) ON (stomp) ME!!!!!!!!!! (Kicks what's left of the cell phone at YC's feet)
YC: O.O
EXTREMELY pissed off YY: (clenches hands into REALLY tight fists and places them on hips. He is still yelling) ALL RIGHT I'LL BE IN THE STUPID FIC. AND I'LL DO A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN THAT FILTHY.
*YC can see where this is going and immediately puts both hands over his mouth*
YY: (mumbling through YC's hands then pushes her away, continues his sentence) YAMI MALIK COULD DO IN A CENTURY! AND YOU CAN TELL HIM I SAID SO! (Spins around and slams the door)
YC: (blinks) . (blinks again) .well that was interesting. Luckily, we won't be (eyes the door suspiciously) seeing him for long in this chapter, only Bakura, Yami Bakura, Yugi, Joey (^_^), Seto (^_^), and (cringe) Pegasus. Now let's get on with it!
* The whole Yu-gi-oh! Cast excluding Pegasus (and Rex, Mako, Weevil and any other really minor character cuz they're yucky) is lounging around in the lobby of the apartment building thing. Mai, Serenity, and Tea are sitting on a fluffy purple couch gossiping about stuff. Bakura, Seto, Yugi, Yami Yugi, and Joey are sitting on the floor playing a card game, not Duel Monsters, Blackjack with Yami as the dealer. While everyone else is playing with loose change, Seto, of course, is using things like twenty-dollar bills. Everyone else is watching them play*
Yami: (flips over card) Blackjack! I win!
Seto: AGAIN!?!?!? ISN'T THERE ANY GAME IN THE WORLD THAT I CAN BEAT YOU AT???
Yami: (smugly) nope!
Seto: WHY NOT????
Everyone in the room: because he's the King of Games!
Yugi: wait a minute Yami, didn't I see your puzzle glowing a few seconds ago when you were dealing?
Yami: (nervously runs fingers through his multicolored hair) uhhhhhhh.
Seto: (really, REALLY pissed) you were CHEATING???? YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA.
*He just happens look up at the girls, all three of them are fluttering their eyelashes at him*
Seto: .Do.to.you? (The anger fades from his expression and his voice breaks and trails off.)
Yami: (grins) awwwwwww that's so sweet! Seto's got a soft spot for the girls.
Seto: (turns head to stare at Yami with those penetrating eyes) shut up you.
*All three girls on the couch simultaneously cock their heads at Seto*
Seto: (heart melting) my God how do they do that?
Mai: (to the other girls) I don't know how we does it, we jus' does it.
* Tea and Serenity giggle and nod in agreement*
Bakura: (yawns) well I think I'll retire. It's getting late.
Yugi: ya know I think I'll go too. (Yawns) I'm getting kinda sleepy.
Everyone but Seto (who is still staring at the girls): goodnight Bakura. Goodnight Yugi.
Yugi & Bakura: goodnight everyone. (They head up the stairs)
Meanwhile in Pegasus' room.
* Pegasus is sitting at a round table gazing into a crystal ball. Behind him, shelves of every Duel Monster's card in existence are standing face up on display*
Pegasus: (as he watches Yugi and Bakura ascend the stairs in the crystal ball) Perrrrrfect.
*Pegasus rises slowly from his chair and surveys the cards on the shelf*
Pegasus: let's see, for that troublesome Bakura I think.ah. Here we are, Brain Control, I will be able to dominate his mind as well as his spirit. And for little Yugi? Hmmm. Aha! Jegon Bakudon (sorry if I spelled that wrong) my precious time bomb. It explodes in Duel Monsters but in real life it has a more.satisfying affect. (Takes both cards off the shelf and examines them) we'll see if the two little Abious can stand up to this! How do you slay an enemy in the most painful way? You attack their heart, or in this case, attack their light. Now, time to put my plan into action.
*Pegasus walks over to the center of the room and closes his eye in concentration. After a few seconds, his Millennium Eye begins to glow and the cards he his holding are enveloped in the light and disappear. Jegon Bakudon reappears face down in Yugi's room and Brian Control reappears face down in Bakura's room*
Pegasus: (smirks evilly) Without a vessel to transport them, Yami Yugi and Bakura will have no passage in this world.
*Downstairs Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura shudder as an icy chill runs up their spines. They don't know what it is, but they have a feeling it's evil*
Pegasus: Now Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura prepare to meet your doom! (That famous maniacal laughter rings throughout the chamber and the Millennium Eye flashes evilly as the picture fades out)
*Yugi and Bakura walk up the stairs yawning and dragging their feet, it's strange, neither of them can ever remember feeling so tired. But as soon as they get to the top of the stairs, Bakura's face lights up and his lips twitch in a mischievous, almost sinister smile*
Bakura: Yugi? What if we were to play a trick on the others?
Yugi: (a little confused but still curious) it depends. What did you have in mind?
Bakura: well you know how our Yamis usually come in to wake us up in the morning because they think we're babies? What if we were to switch rooms for just one night so we could teach them a lesson, and so we could have a little entertainment? Do you think that might be fun?
Yugi: (with the same impish grin on his face) I don't just think it might be fun, I know it will be fun! Let's do it tonight so they won't suspect anything. I can't wait to see the look on my Yami's face!
*They hurry off to their separate rooms to get changed into their pajamas and meet back in the hallway a few minutes later. Bakura is wearing an extra long tee shirt with a picture of all seven Millennium Items in a circle with the Millennium Ring in the center. Yugi is wearing basically the same thing only his tee shirt has a picture of the Dark Magician on the front and the Millennium Puzzle on the back. They look each other over, nod, and Bakura enters Yugi's room and vice versa. The plan has begun, and a plan has backfired. But what will the morning bring? Will it be a simple practical joke, or will it end up with something much, much worse? *
YC: Sorry to leave you hanging like that, I just thought you might like to have a shorter chapter up sooner than a longer one up later. Okay, I know it's kinda stupid, but it's the only way this thing will work. Besides, do you really think Bakura (NOT Yami Bakura) could actually think of a good prank? Anyway, I promise I'll try to get the next chapter up soon, but I need some ideas on what to make Yugi do while he's under Brain Control. I swear I'll at least consider all the ideas you throw at me, and remember, the more embarrassing the better!
Yugi: Oh PLEASE spare me! Have mercy!
YC: awwww you're so cute when you're begging! But no, no one ever tortures you; they always go after your Yami. I'm sorry Yugi but you need to suffer sometimes too.
Yugi: (sad puppy face) but.but.
YC: (looks away) no, you're going to be humiliated and that's final. (She glances at his tear-streaked face for a second. BIG MISTAKE) ohhhhhhh. (Slaps herself in the face) why do I always DO that? Okay Yugi, I'll be gentle.
Yugi: yay! (Hugs YC and vanishes)
*YYC pops up from out of thin air*
YYC: Hiya Yamicat! You said you wanted to see me?
YC: (rubs temples as if her head hurts) Yes, please say the ending thing for me. YYC: (looks crestfallen) but I was just about to take a show-- (sees YC's warning look) oh all right! (Gloomily) Please read and review. And I thought it was something important.