Funny year- part 2

* ** * * * * * * * * * * The little blond wasn't exactly in the 'sunshine and Loli-pop, Oh Happy day and it's a beautiful day' shape. She was completely officially in decomposition state. I'm just being nice here. She looked so tired and she had the impression that her whole body had turn into the composure of jell-o that she ate right before leaving the hospital. *Way to go! After two other of this composure and I turn into RIP. And I'm out of this hellhole. I'm having unholy thoughts here. Really, I'm ready to put an end to my life by thinking about eating some jell-o. I wonder if Lex ever ate some jell-o in his life? I'll have to make sure that this question is off record. *

She glanced a look at Lex in the elevator. He wasn't really tall but not that small either, about 6 feet tall. Okay he wasn't tall like the guy of her dreams that's why she wasn't really thinking straight. After what happened with Clark and the dance, the fire of her crush started to fade. But it wasn't completely dead, but almost. So it didn't really matter anymore. As she used to think so. She hadn't quit the staring.

He turns to face her.

"What is it?" he asked half amused by her face.

"Nothing. Just thinking about unholy thoughts about how to save myself by keeping a diet on the Jell-o of this hospital. But thank God you're my hero!" she said smiling, thinking about her hero, naked in jell-o, but not every jell-o, the most yummy jell-o because Lex was surely making it yummy enough. *The jell-o again! Bad influence on my mind. That's the reason why jell-o is that bad for mental health. See that's why they keep giving some of this yucky substance at nuthouses a.k.a. psychiatric hospital for insane people. How can they do that? It's disgusting. My mind is again suffering of digression. *

"You must thinking about me eating some jell-o, are you?" he asked her.

"Well have u ever had some?" she asked him, not believing that they are having a passionate conversation about jell-o. Good topic!!! I mean really.

"Yeah. When I use to go visit my mother. I liked to play with my spoon full of jell-o and turning it like it was some rocket." he said. *When did I get that sentimental? *

"I use to that to!" she exclaimed herself. These haven't even noticed that the elevator stopped and its doors were wide open. Some patients looked at them, waiting.

"Oh, sorry!" Chloe said. She pulled Lex by his sleeve so they could finally leave this place.

*** * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ** Outside of the building if we can call it that way. In Lex's Porsche.

The seat was squeaky and annoying. She didn't really like to sit on this thing. Lex started the engine and drive rapidly. He hasn't hooked his belt. So while he was driving she took it by his side and hooked it. He turned his head to her and smiled.

"Why did you do that?" he asked her.

"Don't want to go to the hospital twice in a row because of your lack of caring." she answered.

"Good thing. Now do you want to go get your stuff?" looking carefully at the road and trying to slow down a little.

"Yeah. Get my pyjamas, my laptop and everything necessary."

"Okay. Then to your house we go." he said in a kind of sensual way. The guy is charming, you have to admit, and he has the looks and the eyes everything dreamy. But all the women are blind because they all are impressed by his wealth. But not Chloe she just though that he was a man like everyone just luckier in his business life and the fact that he almost completely sucked like hell at human relationship.

They made their way to her house.

"Hurry." Lex said to her.

"Well you'll have to help me here, if you want to finish fast. I do have a lot of stuff to bring after all, I'm a girl, you know!" she said looking at him with gleaming eyes. They started living again, their fire was awakened.

"If you insist."

She made her way down to the kitchen and took a green garbage bag. She ran up the stairs showing her index at Lex, which meant that he had to follow her.

She opened the door of her room. It was colourful and alive. Lots of style exactly revealing her spicy and fiery personality. She opened her closet and put her clothes in the bag rapidly. She wasn't taking her time. The closet was now empty. He looked in it and saw two dresses. The one that she wore at the spring formal and in front of it the dress that she wore at Lana's party. She looked at him.

"It's not like I'm going to need them. Unless you're hiding something from me like a formal dinner with your business associates not that I care." he smirked at her comment.

"What are you trying to say? It is not like you already have been at nights like these," he said waiting for her answer.

"That they surely are mundane. Thank God I haven't put a foot in these great ballrooms because my dad told me how boring it was." she said. His eyebrow was arched; he was looking at her with a questioning look.

"Your father hates these nights?"

"Well, most of them were boring." she said with a grimace upon her face.

"Oh. He didn't seem that bored when I was looking at him and also talking to him."

"Well, he was. Believe me, he told me."

"If you say so."

She poked his shoulder with her finger.

"Hey, in case you haven't noticed, we're talking about my dad here. I know him better that you do."

"Okay. If you say so," he said smirking widely at her.

"Stop it!"

"What?"

"You're 'if you say so' s they are getting on my nerves!"

"If you-" she stopped him by throwing a pillow at him. He looked at her, his mouth in an O with big eyes.

"What was that for?"

"It was for making me loose my nerves!" she said back at him. Loving the man's face.

"I'm finished! Here we go, the Luthor Manor!!!!" she screamed running down the stairs with her big bag. But she tripped and fell down the stairs. Her head right on the big green bag.

Lex ran down to go see her. Her head was ranged on the left side. He bent down and put his hand on her head playing with her blond locks. He put his head next to her. To look into her eyes. They were opened. She had a smile and she cracked up. She was laughing like crazy.

"What's so funny? You could have killed yourself!!!" Lex said. Worried because of her mental health.

"Maybe. But you have to admit that the fall was funny. And your face so priceless that even all your money cannot reproduce it!" she was still laughing.

"So you are making fun of me here?" he said and he stretched his hands and tickled her. She was laughing so much that she had tears rolling down her pink cheeks.

"STOP!!!!!!!" she screamed. Her legs were kicking in the air and Lex was now almost on top of her, tickling her. See the picture? "STOP!!!!" she screamed again. He was laughing too. A nice and masculine sound.

"It's not funny. I have to go pee!!!" she said trying to stop the uncontrollable laughs.

He stopped he released her. She made her way to the restroom.

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After this little escapade they went to the Luthor manor.

"So this his your room for you two weeks vacation at my manor!" he said exhausted about his visiting shift.

"Wow. Twice as big as mine! Is this a water bed?" she said pointing her finger at the bed.

"It's water one why?" he said looking at her.

"You sure I won't get sea sick or if you prefer water bed sick?" she said worried. The bed was freaking her out all right. She never had been on one.

"You want me to try it with you?" he said sexily waiting at her comeback.

"Why not?" she said knowing that he was teasing at least she hoped so.

"Okay." he said and jumped on the bed like a tiger attacking his prey. And she followed him. The bed was moving, we heard the water moving and almost singing.

"I totally love this thing!!!!" she screamed. They stopped moving and jumping. Not everyday that you see a guy in Armani's jumping on a waterbed. It's a nice vision, though.

They were looking at each other. Chloe was the first to move and sit on the bed in Indian style. He just stood up and looks at her. *She is beautiful and she doesn't even know it. That's a shame that I cannot show it her. I may be her baby-sitter but who said I had to do my job correctly after all I never baby-sat until today. So why not do a couple of mistakes. Shit! She's sixteen! C'mon Luthor control your thoughts here!!! *



She was looking at him wondering what was going through his mind. He looks concentrated and sexy. How does he do that?

"Lex?" she said, worried about him a little.

"Uh-?" he said leaving his thoughts behind.

"Well, I'm hungry. Only jell-O isn't part of my menu," she said smiling at him.

He looked at her, her smile was lighting up the room. And he like that but it was also frightening. He was melting in front of her and second though he was maybe drooling.

"HELLO?" she yelled.

"Okay. I heard you there's no need to yell!" he yelled. Her eyes big blue watching him and her smile vanished. He noticed the new look on her face.

"Sorry. I didn't mean to bite your head off," he said softly. He walked to her and extended his hand. She looked in his eyes and saw in his eyes that he was truly sorry. She took his hand. He lifted her up. They looked in each other's eyes and stood there silent.

HE interrupted the moment.

"You know. Why don't you unpacked your stuff while I make dinner?" he suggested.

"You! You plan to make dinner as meaning the cooking and everything?" she asked stunned.

"Yes. Why is that surprising?"

"Well there are maids everywhere! Anyway! It's a good idea! Why not?" she agreed smiling widely at him. He couldn't help but answers hers back.

He left the room. And she immediately jumps to get her laptop.



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Dear Bob,

Something weird his happening to me. My feelings are erupting like a volcano but for a different person and guess what he also is unattainable like the other one. I don't if he whether is just a flirt or someone that I may be anticipating some feelings for him.

That wouldn't be such a surprise. He's so hot. I'm so sorry Bob. It must the jell-o or something. You sure need some update.

See my mother died 5 years ago. I was a little depressed missing her and everything. I hadn't ate for about two days because that. And I collapsed in the hallway on my way to the nursery while Clark was helping me to get through this. He brought me to the hospital and I woke up. Clark was there so was Lex. My first crush and now my second. Are you following me?

Now he's babysitting me. Isn't that great? I'm passing two weeks with my new crush. Funny but true. It's such a funny start for a school year.

Bye Bob

I hope that you enjoyed my little update.

-xxx-

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She decided to change herself into a more comfortable ensemble. She was getting undressed when she heard something.

"Chloe!" said a voice and a knock on the door

"Hold on a second!!!!!" she squeaked when he entered the room. Her back to him. She was truly trembling like a leaf. Panicking.

"Sorry." he said again. He couldn't take his eyes of her sweet and creamy back. He walk his way to her and he putted a hand on her lower back. And he whispered in her ear, huskily.

"Don't be scared, I know how the little Jesus made the woman. I'll be waiting for you in the kitchen. Hurry up if you don't want to eat cold." he finished his sentence by licking her ear lobe. A wave passed through her spine.

And he left her, alone in the room. All stunned and red like a tomatoe.